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Paul Qualls

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Dec 20, 2004, 4:38:39 PM12/20/04
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Did you hear that Napa Valley has developed a new wine that instead of
making you have to go to the bathroom a lot when drinking it, its grapes are
actually a natural anti-diuretic which causes you to have to go less.

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they are calling it "Pinot Moir"

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Martin James

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Dec 20, 2004, 5:37:09 PM12/20/04
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> Did you hear that Napa Valley has developed a new wine that instead of
> making you have to go to the bathroom a lot when drinking it, its grapes
are
> actually a natural anti-diuretic which causes you to have to go less.
>

Where does the water go then? Do you sorta sweat like a wet sponge instead,
or throw it all up after half-a-bottle?

Rgds,
Martin

Bruce Salzman

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Dec 20, 2004, 5:35:42 PM12/20/04
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<groan>

Stephan

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Dec 21, 2004, 12:04:45 AM12/21/04
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"Paul Qualls" <pa...@forgetaboutit.com> wrote in message
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> Did you hear that Napa Valley has developed a new wine that instead of
> making you have to go to the bathroom a lot when drinking it, its grapes
> are actually a natural anti-diuretic which causes you to have to go less.

I don't know, I have considered taking a goood whizz after
having a few one of the pleasures of drinking in the first place.

Pierre

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Dec 21, 2004, 3:33:57 AM12/21/04
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Paul Qualls wrote:
> .
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> they are calling it "Pinot Moir"
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Ohh very droll!

<g>

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Michael Warner

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Dec 21, 2004, 7:58:56 AM12/21/04
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On Tue, 21 Dec 2004 00:04:45 -0500, Stephan wrote:

> I don't know, I have considered taking a goood whizz after
> having a few one of the pleasures of drinking in the first place.

I don't really enjoy spending lots of time in toilets with drunken
strangers, but YMMV.

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Stephan

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Dec 21, 2004, 10:31:56 AM12/21/04
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"Michael Warner" <s...@homepage.com> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 21 Dec 2004 00:04:45 -0500, Stephan wrote:
>
>> I don't know, I have considered taking a goood whizz after
>> having a few one of the pleasures of drinking in the first place.
>
> I don't really enjoy spending lots of time in toilets with drunken
> strangers, but YMMV.

If that's how your taking your whizz, well, I think you're
doing something wrong.... ;-)

Michael Warner

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Dec 21, 2004, 10:40:10 AM12/21/04
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On Tue, 21 Dec 2004 10:31:56 -0500, Stephan wrote:

>> I don't really enjoy spending lots of time in toilets with drunken
>> strangers, but YMMV.
>
> If that's how your taking your whizz, well, I think you're
> doing something wrong.... ;-)

Where do you go for a leak when you're out?

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Vesty

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Dec 21, 2004, 2:04:26 PM12/21/04
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Michael Warner wrote:

> On Tue, 21 Dec 2004 10:31:56 -0500, Stephan wrote:
>
>>> I don't really enjoy spending lots of time in toilets with drunken
>>> strangers, but YMMV.
>>
>> If that's how your taking your whizz, well, I think you're
>> doing something wrong.... ;-)
>
> Where do you go for a leak when you're out?

Probably the same type of place you go...

But if you have to spend 'lots of time', perhaps there's a problem with the
plumbing.

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Stephan

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Dec 21, 2004, 3:24:57 PM12/21/04
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"Michael Warner" <s...@homepage.com> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 21 Dec 2004 10:31:56 -0500, Stephan wrote:
>
>>> I don't really enjoy spending lots of time in toilets with drunken
>>> strangers, but YMMV.
>>
>> If that's how your taking your whizz, well, I think you're
>> doing something wrong.... ;-)
>
> Where do you go for a leak when you're out?

In the toilet, I just don't spend lots of time with strangers there.....
drunken or otherwise..... ;-)

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