I'm doing something illegal- wanna help?

[Bones Rodriguez]

I woke up drunk.

-In Miami.

I wasn't sure about what had happened, but I knew one thing-

I had to change my identity to YFFKAB
(I'll tell you what that means in a minute)

I mean, I'm still "Bones", but even "Bones" is an alias, right?

Now I'm "Bones Cachaca" (pronounced "ka-SHA-sa")
and I had to relocate to Miami Florida to continue my work.

What work?

You see, I've been tapped to become the face, the spokesperson, the LEADER
of a movement that attempts to LEGALIZE CACHACA (pronounced "ka-SHA-sa")

What is Cachaca (pronounced "ka-SHA-sa")?

It's a Brazilian spirit, made from fermented sugar cane juice.
Some people- LIKE YOUR GOVERNMENT- call it "Brazilian Rum",
The problem is-

It's not Rum.

It's Cachaca (pronounced "ka-SHA-sa"), and it has that funny Brazilian C at the end,
but my gmail won't let me write it (no doubt another of YOUR GOVERMENTS
attempts to stop the truth). In fact, it pre-dates Rum by 100 years.

Yet you've never heard of it.

You see, when Cachaca (pronounced "ka-SHA-sa") is imported into YOUR COUNTRY
(The U.S.), it is illegal to just call it Cachaca (pronounced "ka-SHA-sa"), it must be
stamped "Brazilian Rum". But as I sad before:

It's not Rum.

So, I have been charged with the MISSION of "Legalizing Cachaca".

And how do I do it?

By marching, by protesting, by yelling-

BY PARTYING!!

What better way to show the government- YOUR government that we
mean business than by drinking, dancing and partying with
CACHACA (pronounced "ka-SHA-sa")?

So, I am here, in Miami, and looking not only for people who want to
get some free drinks at some of the swankiest, sexiest, super-exclusive parties
in Miami, but who wants to HOOK UP THEIR FRIENDS TOO??

Here's where you come in- YOU can help us LEGALIZE CACHACA (pronounced "ka-SHA-sa")
by spreading the word:

http://apps.facebook.com/legalizeorganizer

Just click that link, and let the facebook application show how you STAND WITH ME,
STAND WITH US, and STAND WITH THE PEOPLE OF BRAZIL to help
them find JUSTICE from this Travesty!!

Please, click this link: http://apps.facebook.com/legalizeorganizer

and let the application run on facebook.

Now, for those of you who aren't on facebook, you can follow the adventures
of YFFKAB (Your Friend Formerly Known As Bones)

on the blog I've been updating: http://www.CRNVL.org

Thanks for reading, thanks for supporting, and thanks for SPREADING THE WORD!!

Let Your Light So Shine Before Men,
Bones Rodriguez
http://www.BonesRodriguez.com

P.S.- If you know ANYONE in Miami who wants to come out and party,
get free drinks, be a VIP, and hang out with me- send them to http://www.CRNVL.org
or just tell them to email or call me!