Mmmm.
Ingvar bah!
ti...@huitzilo.tezcat.com (Discord) writes:
> Godiva chocolates. Who the hell needs sex?
[cue in the Monastery]
The single sysadmin? ;) And I guess sex under the influence of
high-quality chocoltae makes both the sex and the chocolate more
delightful.
//Ingvar (if two vices are combinable, combine)
--
Bah!
Jenny with the Temper
Ingvar bah! <ing...@strokkur.rydnet.lysator.liu.se> writes:
> [cue in the Monastery]
> The single sysadmin? ;) And I guess sex under the influence of
> high-quality chocoltae makes both the sex and the chocolate more
> delightful.
>
> //Ingvar (if two vices are combinable, combine)
And you said you were more innocent than me? *shakes head*
/Jenny
--
Look, no sig!
Christi Alice Scarborough
In article <6dfm4m$4pm$1...@moek.pir.net>,
Peter Radcliffe <24$10$f3i...@pir.net> wrote:
>Thats the first time I've managed to do that.
Well, Gaz did invoke Claire. This was bound to happen.
Christi
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Christi Alice Scarborough
In article <6dflkk$24a$1...@nightstalker.rand.org>,
Lee Ann Goldstein <lee...@nightstalker.rand.org> wrote:
>In article <6dfjoh$a...@huitzilo.tezcat.com>,
>Wednesday <wedn...@huitzilo.tezcat.com> wrote:
>>In article <6dfi3a$20p$1...@nightstalker.rand.org>,
>>Lee Ann Goldstein <lee...@nightstalker.rand.org> wrote:
>>>[3] No, I'm not going to do a Jasmine-
>>EWWW. I should hope NOT. GROSS.
>:D Figured I'd get a rise out of someone with that. Can't accuse this
>bunch of having short memories, that's for sure.
Jasmine is, er, difficult to forget.
Christi
--
Christi Alice Scarborough - http://www.aber.ac.uk/~ccs95 BOFHdom's answer
Not a member of the Lusty Wench Cabal (TINC) to Beverley
"Taken out of context I must seem so strange" Ani DiFranco White
Christer Boräng
In <6dfi3a$20p$1...@nightstalker.rand.org> lee...@nightstalker.rand.org (Lee Ann Goldstein) writes:
>[3] No, I'm not going to do a Jasmine- I'm just having One of Those Moods.
Now I'm intrigued. Do a Jasmine? What does that mean?
//Christer, never heard the term before
--
"An NT server can be run by an idiot, and usually is." -- Tom Holub, a.h.b-o-i
Christer Boräng
In <4hp*VM...@news.chiark.greenend.org.uk> chr...@chiark.greenend.org.uk (Christi Alice Scarborough) writes:
>Jasmine is, er, difficult to forget.
Either I wasn't here yet when Jasmine happened, or I've managed to
forget. Considering the quality of my memory, the latter is not
unlikely, no matter how difficult it might be to the average[0]
reader.
//Christer
[0] Average to this group, of course.
CDR Michael Dobson
In article <6dgtkn$ihc$1...@newsy.ifm.liu.se>,
Christer Boräng <mo...@lysator.liu.se> wrote:
>In <4hp*VM...@news.chiark.greenend.org.uk> chr...@chiark.greenend.org.uk (Christi Alice Scarborough) writes:
>>Jasmine is, er, difficult to forget.
>Either I wasn't here yet when Jasmine happened, or I've managed to
>forget. Considering the quality of my memory, the latter is not
>unlikely, no matter how difficult it might be to the average[0]
>reader.
AFAIK, she only ever appeared in the scary devil monastary where she was,
err, umm, quite infamous. Very hard to forget, as much as we would all
like to.
Mike
--
CDR M. Dobson | System Admin info.usuhs.mil
Radiation Medicine Department | dob...@info.usuhs.mil
Armed Forces Radiobiology |
Research Institute | I don't have enough rank to speak for DoD
Ingvar bah!
That's just a simple advice. Look at, for example, cconsumption of
ethanol-based fluids and coffee. Both are, to some degree, vices. THey
are combinable and, well, they're nice[i] combined.
//Ingvar ("The liqueur was nice and my sisters liked the caramel sauce")
[i] For some values of e-b f
--
Bah!
Kate Wrightson
In article <6dguvm$ngc$1...@info.usuhs.mil>,
CDR Michael Dobson <dob...@info.usuhs.mil> wrote:
>AFAIK, she only ever appeared in the scary devil monastary where she was,
>err, umm, quite infamous. Very hard to forget, as much as we would all
>like to.
Well, and news.groups. For a while anyway.
--
___________________________________________________________________________
ka...@eyrie.org Kate Wrightson www.eyrie.org/~kate
what flower expresses days go by and they just keep going by over and over
endlessly into the future days go by....
Christi Alice Scarborough
In article <6dh1ju$5b$1...@moek.pir.net>,
Peter Radcliffe <24$10$f3i...@pir.net> wrote:
>>>Thats the first time I've managed to do that.
>>Well, Gaz did invoke Claire. This was bound to happen.
>Christi.
Well, it's a temporal proximity thing.
>So, is this like a Shub Internet ? Name them three times and you'll
>double sig ?
Probably.
Wednesday
In article <6dhdhh$4pe$1...@newsy.ifm.liu.se>,
Christer Boräng <mo...@lysator.liu.se> wrote:
>>Or should I just stop by the Eaton Center this weekend and get some?
>
>Hmm...sounds like a pretty public place to me...
SOME CHOCOLATE.
pervs. all of ya.
--
wedn...@tezcat.com-----------------------wednsday@chiark.greenend.org.uk
People attempt to communicate with you and fail because you do not respond
to the issues; you merely take issue with the words. You are a sophist and
a rhetorist. You waste our time. That is why i mock you. -- ron echeverri
Mary J. Alderdice
Wednesday <wedn...@huitzilo.tezcat.com> wrote:
> In article <6dhdhh$4pe$1...@newsy.ifm.liu.se>,
> Christer Boräng <mo...@lysator.liu.se> wrote:
> >>Or should I just stop by the Eaton Center this weekend and get some?
> >
> >Hmm...sounds like a pretty public place to me...
>
> SOME CHOCOLATE.
>
> pervs. all of ya.
I thought that was one of our greatest selling points?
-meri
--
Mary Alderdice * System Administrator * Erol's Internet * 703.321.8000
meri...@erols.com * http://www.fnord.net/~meri * http://www.erols.com
Kate Wrightson
In article <6dhenv$8...@huitzilo.tezcat.com>,
Wednesday <wedn...@huitzilo.tezcat.com> wrote:
>pervs. all of ya.
*quizzical look*
-kate, who might be the only LW who has No Official Position about
chocolate, although a big 3-pound ballotin of Godiva [1] would help me to
determine said position...(even chocolate-haters love Godiva...)
[1] What's a 3-pound ballotin of Godiva cost these days, anywa? $125?
Mary J. Alderdice
Kate Wrightson <ka...@eyrie.org> wrote:
> In article <6dhenv$8...@huitzilo.tezcat.com>,
> Wednesday <wedn...@huitzilo.tezcat.com> wrote:
> >pervs. all of ya.
> *quizzical look*
> -kate, who might be the only LW who has No Official Position about
> chocolate, although a big 3-pound ballotin of Godiva [1] would help me to
> determine said position...(even chocolate-haters love Godiva...)
I agree. I'm not really a big chocolate fan (Ok, so I've now been
kicked out as a Lusty Wench *pout), but Godiva just rules.
> [1] What's a 3-pound ballotin of Godiva cost these days, anywa? $125?
According to http://www.godiva.com/ it's $84.00 plus shipping and
handling. You *did* know you could order Godiva on the web, right? :)
-meri
(Who's wondering how many people are going to whip out their credit
cards...)
Jeff Gostin
You make this sound like a bad thing.... Don't you lust us anymore?
--J
hillary gorman
On 3 Mar 1998 08:01:42 -0500,<dob...@info.usuhs.mil> wrote:
*In article <6dgtkn$ihc$1...@newsy.ifm.liu.se>,
*Christer Boräng <mo...@lysator.liu.se> wrote:
*>In <4hp*VM...@news.chiark.greenend.org.uk> chr...@chiark.greenend.org.uk (Christi Alice Scarborough) writes:
*>>Jasmine is, er, difficult to forget.
*
*>Either I wasn't here yet when Jasmine happened, or I've managed to
*>forget. Considering the quality of my memory, the latter is not
*>unlikely, no matter how difficult it might be to the average[0]
*>reader.
*
*AFAIK, she only ever appeared in the scary devil monastary where she was,
*err, umm, quite infamous. Very hard to forget, as much as we would all
*like to.
AAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
what'd you have to bring her up for, anyway?
Do you have *any* idea how much mail she sent me trying to get me to
diagnose her or something? I mean - why me, anyway? I'm studying
*veterinary* medicine.
--
hillary gorman...........Official Token Female..........hillary@netaxs.com
"So that's 2 T-1s and a newsfeed....would you like clues with that?"
hil...@hillary.net: for debugging your net or deworming your pet
Net Access...The NSP for ISPs....The NOC that rocks around the clock.
Ingvar bah!
chr...@chiark.greenend.org.uk (Christi Alice Scarborough) writes:
>
> In article <6dflkk$24a$1...@nightstalker.rand.org>,
> Lee Ann Goldstein <lee...@nightstalker.rand.org> wrote:
> >:D Figured I'd get a rise out of someone with that. Can't accuse this
> >bunch of having short memories, that's for sure.
>
> Jasmine is, er, difficult to forget.
Waugh! Waugh! I had managed to forget the Sa?l?ng person. Yuou
reminded me. You otterly evil you, you.
//Ingvar (waves paw)
--
Bah!
Ingvar bah!
hil...@hillary.net (hillary gorman) writes:
[SNIPE]
> what'd you have to bring her up for, anyway?
> Do you have *any* idea how much mail she sent me trying to get me to
> diagnose her or something? I mean - why me, anyway? I'm studying
> *veterinary* medicine.
Oh, that's quite right, then. I mean, we all noted her making an ass
of herself and asses are doctored by veterinarians[i]. Shows a bit
more illness-recognition than I thought she had, but...
//Ingvar
[i] Proctologists doctor arses.
--
Bah!
Ingvar bah!
dot+.g...@atat.dotat.org (Phil Homewood) writes:
>
> In article <sf90qs1...@strokkur.rydnet.lysator.liu.se>,
> Ingvar bah! <ing...@strokkur.rydnet.lysator.liu.se> writes:
> > The single sysadmin? ;) And I guess sex under the influence of
> > high-quality chocoltae makes both the sex and the chocolate more
> > delightful.
>
> Nutella.
Pervect!
--
Bah!
Ingvar bah!
Koos van den Hout _U nix and we all_ <ko...@pizza.hvu.nl> writes:
>
> Ingvar bah! <ing...@strokkur.rydnet.lysator.liu.se> wrote:
>
> > ti...@huitzilo.tezcat.com (Discord) writes:
> > > Godiva chocolates. Who the hell needs sex?
>
> > [cue in the Monastery]
> > The single sysadmin? ;)
>
> You mentioned The Thread. Now you must suffer.
*twap*twap*twap*twap*twap*
I do! I do! And I don't have a cat of my own! And... And... And...
Besides, my winblows installation at home craps all over my linux
partitions. :(
//Ingvar
--
Bah!
Jenny with the Temper
mo...@lysator.liu.se (Christer Boräng) writes:
>
>
> ObBL-W:
> Who should I tithe[0] to this time? No lust wench within short range...
Ahem. Come to think of it, I think I'll be going to Gothenburg soon.
Ingvar bah!
Jenny with the Temper <pi...@strokkur.rydnet.lysator.liu.se> writes:
You only want his chcolate.
//Ingvar
--
Bah!
Lee Ann Goldstein
On 4 Mar 1998 03:16:54 GMT, hil...@hillary.net (hillary gorman)
wrote:
>AAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
>
>what'd you have to bring her up for, anyway?
>Do you have *any* idea how much mail she sent me trying to get me to
>diagnose her or something? I mean - why me, anyway? I'm studying
>*veterinary* medicine.
Oops. Sorry.
*leeann slinks quietly under nearest rock
--
Lee Ann Goldstein |
home: lgol...@lafn.org | Caffeine is *not* a substitute for sleep.
work: lee...@rand.org |
Lee Ann Goldstein
On 04 Mar 1998 09:31:55 +0100, Ingvar bah!
<ing...@strokkur.rydnet.lysator.liu.se> wrote:
*leeann grabs her favorite rock and anchors herself in the kelp bed
David Damerell
Wednesday <wedn...@huitzilo.tezcat.com> wrote:
>Discord <ti...@huitzilo.tezcat.com> wrote:
>>Wednesday <wedn...@huitzilo.tezcat.com> wrote:>>>* wednesday whistles innocently.
>>* Discord chokes with laughter.
>I can't help my voluminous excess of hormone.
I am not hearing this conversation.
--
David/Kirsty 'Gotterdammerung' Damerell. dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk
CUWoCS President. http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~damerell/ Hail Eris!
|___| IV - A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the
| | | Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub.
Nick Cuccia
In article <slrn6fpht6....@unix3.netaxs.com>,
hillary gorman <hil...@hillary.net> wrote:
>what'd you have to bring [J*sm*n*] up for, anyway?
>Do you have *any* idea how much mail she sent me trying to get me to
>diagnose her or something? I mean - why me, anyway? I'm studying
>*veterinary* medicine.
Perhaps she thought that she was suffering from hairballs, or worms, or
something?
--Nick
--
===============================================================================
Nick Cuccia -- Brewer. Singer. Photographer. Dancer. Geek.
cuc...@talamasca.com http://www.talamasca.com/~cuccia/
"I may have to wear a gas mask from now on." -- Ross Rebagliati
hillary gorman
On 4 Mar 1998 16:22:56 -0000,<g...@aber.ac.uk> wrote:
*In article <slrn6fpht6....@unix3.netaxs.com>,
*hillary gorman <hil...@hillary.net> wrote:
*:Do you have *any* idea how much mail she sent me trying to get me to
*:diagnose her or something? I mean - why me, anyway? I'm studying
*:*veterinary* medicine.
*
*Yeah. And?
And after I wrote a filter to get rid of her, she mailed me from random
addresses at various locations so it was pretty unavoidable I'd hear from
her on a daily basis. finally I started filtering on keywords like
"psycho" and "misdiagnosis" and that worked ok.
h.
Wednesday
In article <Awi*Rn...@news.chiark.greenend.org.uk>,
David Damerell <dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote:
>Wednesday <wedn...@huitzilo.tezcat.com> wrote:
>>Discord <ti...@huitzilo.tezcat.com> wrote:
>>>Wednesday <wedn...@huitzilo.tezcat.com> wrote:
>>>>Discord <ti...@huitzilo.tezcat.com> wrote:
>>>>>Godiva chocolates. Who the hell needs sex?
>>>>* wednesday whistles innocently.
>>>* Discord chokes with laughter.
>>I can't help my voluminous excess of hormone.
>I am not hearing this conversation.
*blink*
What'd I do?
What'd I say?
Wednesday
In article <6djv50$sme$1...@infoserv.aber.ac.uk>,
Gary Barnes <g...@aber.ac.uk> wrote:
>In article <slrn6fpht6....@unix3.netaxs.com>,
>hillary gorman <hil...@hillary.net> wrote:
>Yeah. And?
From what I understand, isn' that exactly what she needs?
Brian L. Naylor
I found fu...@shore.net droppings on my spool wot said:
>>>>>> "pir" == Peter Radcliffe <24> writes:
>
>pir> -- pir p...@pir.net p...@shore.net p...@leftbank.com
>
>pir> -- pir p...@pir.net p...@shore.net p...@leftbank.com
>
>*sniff* You're just trying to rub in the fact that you're leaving us,
>aren't you ? *sniff*
If you love something, set it- *choke*
Ahem. Sorry. We now return you to your regularly-scheduled post.
--
Brian Naylor <br...@sackheads.org>
"They are professional stunt chickens and I am assured by their handler that
they are well looked after," he said. -- Freddie Starr
Jeff Gostin
: immediately.
At the risk of creating the image of at least one male with a clue, I got
the point without further .... graphic descriptions. I'd venture to bet that
there were probably a few others as well, but I'm only a man, what do I
know? ;)
--Jeff
rif...@cybernothing.org
wedn...@huitzilo.tezcat.com (Wednesday) wrote:
>Lee Ann Goldstein <lee...@nightstalker.rand.org> wrote:
>EWWW. I should hope NOT. GROSS.
I'm *totally* fucking confused now.
rif...@afn.org : "Brave Sir Robin ran away, Bravely ran away..."
Jeff The Riffer :
Drifter... :
Homo Postmortemus :
Jenny with the Temper
rif...@cyberNOTHING.org () writes:
> I'm *totally* fucking confused now.
Then you're not doing it right.
--
"If you try to apply logic, you'll just make it worse."
Lionel Lauer in the Monastery on March 4, 1998
Lee Ann Goldstein
On 5 Mar 1998 07:01:24 GMT, rif...@cyberNOTHING.org () wrote:
>wedn...@huitzilo.tezcat.com (Wednesday) wrote:
>>Lee Ann Goldstein <lee...@nightstalker.rand.org> wrote:
>>>[3] No, I'm not going to do a Jasmine-
>>EWWW. I should hope NOT. GROSS.
>
>I'm *totally* fucking confused now.
I assured the group that I wasn't going to get all whiny about my
personal life in public, and did it in a way that provoked a rather
violent reaction from Hillary. What's so confusing?
Christer Boräng
In <88908128...@the.satanic.org> rif...@cyberNOTHING.org () writes:
>wedn...@huitzilo.tezcat.com (Wednesday) wrote:
>>Lee Ann Goldstein <lee...@nightstalker.rand.org> wrote:
>>>[3] No, I'm not going to do a Jasmine-
>>EWWW. I should hope NOT. GROSS.
>I'm *totally* fucking confused now.
Dejanews helps[0].
ObTithe:
Just got myself a Michel Cluizel 50% cocoa milk chocolate bar. Tastes
quite nice, and it doesn't melt like Mmmmmarabou[1] milk chocolate.
//Christer, who at the moment possesses one MC bar, one Vahlrona bar,
one bag of CCCBs, one box of belgian pralines and one bag of fake
CCCBs.
[0] Well, as it's about J*sm*n*, it's not much of a help...but at
least I understand what the fuss was all about. Glad I wasn't here
to read it then.
[1] Who, I think, are not allowed to call it chocolate due to too low
cocoa content.
--
"pervs. all of ya." -- Wednesday in bofh.lusty-wenches, to me.
CDR Michael Dobson
In article <6dl46n$c0o$1...@nightstalker.rand.org>,
Lee Ann Goldstein <lee...@nightstalker.rand.org> wrote:
>[1] I'm sure every woman reading this thread understood my original
> remark immediately.
And those men who have had a long enough intimate relationship with a
lusty wench[1].
Mike
[1] 26 years this April.
--
CDR M. Dobson | System Admin info.usuhs.mil
Radiation Medicine Department | dob...@info.usuhs.mil
Armed Forces Radiobiology |
Research Institute | I don't have enough rank to speak for DoD
Abby Franquemont
In article <6dl46n$c0o$1...@nightstalker.rand.org>,
Lee Ann Goldstein <lee...@nightstalker.rand.org> wrote:
[snip]
>[1] I'm sure every woman reading this thread understood my original
> remark immediately.
Not me, I'm ashamed to admit. I had just managed to stop saying "Oh shit,
I'm completely out of tampons" every time I was at the grocery store. I
had more or less adjusted. But then now... well. I won't share either.
--
Abby Franquemont Nothing cures insomnia like the realization
J. Random BOFH that it's time to get up. --Fortune program
Abby Franquemont
In article <6dif25$95n$1...@nightstalker.rand.org>,>In article <6dgqqn$3o2$1...@rivendell.apana.org.au>,
>Phil Homewood <dot+.g...@atat.dotat.org> wrote:
>>
>>Hm, have you by any chance read Boynton's "Chocolate - The Consuming
>>Passion"? If not, do so.
>
>Not yet, but I've got the ISBN # written down somewhere at home.
Maybe you left it next to the ATM machine? *bats eyelashes*
You know, since we were off on old Monastery threads there for a bit.
Wednesday
In article <6dq457$8qb$1...@ucan.foad.org>,
Abby Franquemont <ab...@foad.org> wrote:
>Not me, I'm ashamed to admit. I had just managed to stop saying "Oh shit,
>I'm completely out of tampons" every time I was at the grocery store. I
>had more or less adjusted. But then now... well. I won't share either.
Don't worry, Abby. I will -- this is my usual brain.position, anyways, the
menstrual rant.
I'm on my last pill. Which means I'll be fucking bloody on a TRANSATLANTIC
flight[1], and I have NO interest in trying to negotiate the tampon midair
while crammed into one of those little broom closets with the vacuum
commodes. My yoga skills are not that great.
At least, though, I'm gettting through my PMS before travel. Which means
no panicky flights to Dillons' Newsagent in the middle of the, er, early
evening, whimpering, "I need cheezy poofs, yeah I want cheezy poofs, I'm
gonna DIE if I don't get some cheezy poofs! Ooo, yeah, and CRACKERS..."
And hopefully the mood swings will lessen just in time for pre-interview
jitters -- "Yes, I have several years of experience with HTML, and a
pleasant phone demeanor, and YOU CORPORATE SCUMSUCKING WEASELBAG, THAT'S
AN NT MACHINE, YOU'RE PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DOWNFALL OF THE
INTERNET AND PROBABLY THE BIRTH OF LEE BUMGARNER! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIE! *sob*
Would you hold me please? *wail*" would be a BAD response to any given
question.
Unfortunately, this isn't going to help the beef cravings or the propensity
to eat All The Sliced Ham. [For god's sake, why do they sell ham slices in
such tiny packets? They're OBVIOUSLY meant to be eaten like Pringles.]
[Mmmm. Pringles.... *chomp*]
-- weds, PMSsing *bad*.
[1] Assume, for now, that all of the obvious jokes about AFTER the flight
are made. Thank you!
rif...@cybernothing.org
lgol...@lafn.org (Lee Ann Goldstein) wrote:
>On 5 Mar 1998 07:01:24 GMT, rif...@cyberNOTHING.org () wrote:
>>wedn...@huitzilo.tezcat.com (Wednesday) wrote:
>>>EWWW. I should hope NOT. GROSS.
>>I'm *totally* fucking confused now.
>personal life in public, and did it in a way that provoked a rather
>violent reaction from Hillary. What's so confusing?
Nothing, I had just forgotten entirely about the J-bitch from asr. I've
managed to forget about asr entirely, in fact.
I still get lusers sending me email asking me how to post, or demanding to
know why "I" cancelled their postings.
*sigh*
(Actually, when you said Jasmine I started thinking about the Disney character
so I spent several moments trying to remember the plot of Aladdin)
rif...@afn.org : "Other kings said I was *daft* to build a castle in a
Jeff The Riffer : swamp!"
Drifter... :
Homo Postmortemus :
rif...@cybernothing.org
24$10$f3i...@pir.net (Peter Radcliffe) wrote:
>[double sig]
>>Er...
>Yeah, I know. First time I've done it.
>*mutter* *new setup, excuses, mixed with setup from old machine,
>~/.signature and $DOTDIR/.news_sig, excuses, mutter, excuses*
The great thing about random sigs is, of course, that if you *do* manage to
double sig, it doesn't look as bad.
:)
rif...@afn.org : No good deed goes unpunished.
Jeff The Riffer :
Drifter... :
Homo Postmortemus :
rif...@afn.org : Back off man! I'm on a radioactive high!
YoYo
Wednesday <wedn...@huitzilo.tezcat.com> wrote:
>Unfortunately, this isn't going to help the beef cravings or the propensity
>to eat All The Sliced Ham.
IHNJ...
--
----YoYo------...@tezcat.com------------and stuff------
E Pluribus Unix
Lee Ann Goldstein
On 7 Mar 1998 12:57:23 -0500, to...@cugc.org (Lurking Girl) wrote:
>In article <3501265a...@news.lspace.org>,
>Lee Ann Goldstein <lgol...@lafn.org> wrote:
>
>>There's also those new "Instead" menstrual cups, but I have no idea if
>>one of them would last all the way through your flight.
>
>I don't know if this is the same thing, but one of my cow orkers
>highly recommends a device called a "Keeper". Which is just a little
>rubber cup you put into the appropriate location; empty out & rinse it
>twice or thrice a day, depending on flow. She says it's the greatest
>thing since ibuprofen. It's sold on the web; I don't recall the URL
>offhand, but a search should turn it up.
Sounds pretty similar. There are probably other versions of the same
idea floating around, as well. Not my idea of a good time, though.
Every so often I inadvertently use my cervical cap as a menstrual cup,
and removal is messy, to say the very least. :P
[ Traditional Medicinals' Female Toner]
>Never tried it, but their "PMS Tea" is _the_ single most vile
>beverage I've ever encountered. (Not even excepting Jack Daniels.)
I vaguely remember having to get used to the taste of Female Toner,
but never found it vile. YMMV, obviously.