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Richard A. Muirden

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I believe bofh.lusty-wenches has become bad for my health! :-)

-richard
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Mary J. Alderdice

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Richard A. Muirden <ric...@bofh.its.rmit.EDU.AU> wrote:
> I believe bofh.lusty-wenches has become bad for my health! :-)


Ah, well. It's achieving it's intended results, then.

-meri

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David Damerell

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Mary J. Alderdice <me...@gizmo.erols.com> wrote:
>Richard A. Muirden <ric...@bofh.its.rmit.EDU.AU> wrote:
>>I believe bofh.lusty-wenches has become bad for my health! :-)
>Ah, well. It's achieving it's intended results, then.
^^^ arrrgh!
For one thing, it's destroying my blood pressure. ObL-W; you know Bev
appreciates grammar pedantry?
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Mary J. Alderdice

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David Damerell <dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote:
> Mary J. Alderdice <me...@gizmo.erols.com> wrote:
> >Richard A. Muirden <ric...@bofh.its.rmit.EDU.AU> wrote:
> >>I believe bofh.lusty-wenches has become bad for my health! :-)
> >Ah, well. It's achieving it's intended results, then.
> ^^^ arrrgh!
> For one thing, it's destroying my blood pressure. ObL-W; you know Bev
> appreciates grammar pedantry?

Oh... Bite me. :)

My typical response to this is that I was a literature major, not an
english major. My honest response is that I type faster than I think.

I shall attempt not to further increase your blood pressure, though.

David Damerell

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Wednesday <wedn...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote:
>David Damerell <dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote:
>>Wednesday <wedn...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote:
>>>David Damerell <dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote:
>>>* wednesday pops up and grabs meri's little finger
>>>MINE!!
>>* david grabs meri's other little finger.
>>MINE!!
>* wednesday grabs DAVID'S other little finger.
>MINE!!!
>>*pull*
>*pull*

*erk*
* david falls over forwards.
*ow*
* meri and wednesday plant a foot each on him.
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| | And then they came and took me out, The men of doom and malice: | |
|---|Destroyed my life, removed my sense, Gave me the poisoned chalice.|---|
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David Damerell

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Richard A. Muirden <ric...@rmit.EDU.AU> wrote:

>wedn...@chiark.greenend.org.uk (Wednesday) writes:
>>* wednesday grabs DAVID'S other little finger.
>Great! You guys just keep on pulling all your own fingers and I'll concentrate
>on Christi.... :-)

We figure on making a collective pass at Christi in January.

Christi Alice Scarborough

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In article <+Jf*aB...@news.chiark.greenend.org.uk>,

David Damerell <dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote:
>We figure on making a collective pass at Christi in January.

*gulp*

Christi

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"Taken out of context I must seem so strange" Ani DiFranco White

David Damerell

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Christi Alice Scarborough <cc...@aber.ac.uk> wrote:
>David Damerell <dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote:
>>We figure on making a collective pass at Christi in January.
>*gulp*

*muhahaha*


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Nicest of the Damned

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In article <cSj*2k...@news.chiark.greenend.org.uk>, Wednesday wrote:
< In article <666vtl$c...@xochi.tezcat.com>, YoYo <yo...@xochi.tezcat.com> wrote:
< >Wednesday <wedn...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote:
< >>Welcome to the Bryant St. Theater. Have a fruit roll-up.
< >Oh, fer CHRIST'S SAKE!
< >-YoYo (WELL?!)
<
< I'm SORRY!
<

Oh great...

Barenaked Lusty-Wenches

-jer + Gordon


YoYo

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Nicest of the Damned <j...@sidehack.sat.gweep.net> wrote:

>Oh great...
>
>Barenaked Lusty-Wenches

'S the best kind!


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Christi Alice Scarborough

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In article <666vtl$c...@xochi.tezcat.com>, YoYo <yo...@xochi.tezcat.com> wrote:
>Oh, fer CHRIST'S SAKE!

This thread must really be going to be head. I parsed that as "for Christi's
sake".

Mary J. Alderdice

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David Damerell <dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote:

> Wednesday <wedn...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote:
> >David Damerell <dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote:
> >>Wednesday <wedn...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote:
> >>>David Damerell <dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote:
> >>>* wednesday pops up and grabs meri's little finger
> >>>MINE!!
> >>* david grabs meri's other little finger.
> >>MINE!!
> >* wednesday grabs DAVID'S other little finger.
> >MINE!!!
> >>*pull*
> >*pull*
> *erk*
> * david falls over forwards.
> *ow*
> * meri and wednesday plant a foot each on him.

Hrm. He foresaw the plan, weds. Or have you been feeding him
information?

David Damerell

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Mary J. Alderdice <me...@gizmo.erols.com> wrote:
>David Damerell <dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote:
>>*erk*
>>* david falls over forwards.
>>*ow*
>>* meri and wednesday plant a foot each on him.
>Hrm. He foresaw the plan, weds. Or have you been feeding him
>information?

Help! Let me up!


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Mary J. Alderdice

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David Damerell <dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote:
> Mary J. Alderdice <me...@gizmo.erols.com> wrote:
> >David Damerell <dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote:
> >>*erk*
> >>* david falls over forwards.
> >>*ow*
> >>* meri and wednesday plant a foot each on him.
> >Hrm. He foresaw the plan, weds. Or have you been feeding him
> >information?
> Help! Let me up!

Not bloody likely. You're staying there, or going back in the pond.

Abby Franquemont

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In article <668scf$bjo$1...@osfa.aber.ac.uk>,

Christi Alice Scarborough <cc...@aber.ac.uk> wrote:
>In article <+Jf*aB...@news.chiark.greenend.org.uk>,

>David Damerell <dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote:
>>We figure on making a collective pass at Christi in January.
>
>*gulp*
>
>Christi

That's okay, Christi, you can come hang out with me. I won't be
making any passes at anyone in January. Promise.

--
Abby Franquemont Nothing cures insomnia like the realization
J. Random BOFH that it's time to get up. --Fortune program

David Iain Greig

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Christi Alice Scarborough <cc...@aber.ac.uk> wrote:
>In article <+Jf*aB...@news.chiark.greenend.org.uk>,
>David Damerell <dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote:
>>We figure on making a collective pass at Christi in January.
>
>*gulp*

I'm sure Richard will offer Christi a nice safe hideout if she feels
unsafe in Cambridge. Hemispheres and all that.

--D.


Wednesday

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In article <+Jf*aB...@news.chiark.greenend.org.uk>,
David Damerell <dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote:
>We figure on making a collective pass at Christi in January.

I wonder what SHE'D look like in the corset.

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doesn't catch you. -- Brendt Waters via RMC.:::hamilton's answer to christi s.

Wednesday

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In article <669i3k$c5v$1...@ucan.foad.org>,

Abby Franquemont <ab...@foad.org> wrote:
>That's okay, Christi, you can come hang out with me. I won't be
>making any passes at anyone in January. Promise.

Does this mean YOU'RE coming to --

-- oh.

*pout*

Wednesday

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In article <cMf*yB...@news.chiark.greenend.org.uk>,

David Damerell <dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote:
>* david falls over forwards.
>*ow*
>* meri and wednesday plant a foot each on him.

OURS!

Wednesday

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In article <6694ts$e5b$2...@winter.news.erols.com>,

Mary J. Alderdice <me...@gizmo.erols.com> wrote:
>Hrm. He foresaw the plan, weds. Or have you been feeding him
>information?

I swear, I've been good...

Carissima

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In article <669i3k$c5v$1...@ucan.foad.org>,
Abby Franquemont <ab...@foad.org> wrote:

>That's okay, Christi, you can come hang out with me. I won't be
>making any passes at anyone in January. Promise.

Passing out after tipping over and hitting your head, maybe....

-cari (duck'n'run)
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Mary J. Alderdice

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Wednesday <wedn...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote:
> In article <6694ts$e5b$2...@winter.news.erols.com>,
> Mary J. Alderdice <me...@gizmo.erols.com> wrote:
> >Hrm. He foresaw the plan, weds. Or have you been feeding him
> >information?
> I swear, I've been good...

Damn. Was hoping for more reasons to punish you. :)

Mary J. Alderdice

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Wednesday <wedn...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote:
> In article <cMf*yB...@news.chiark.greenend.org.uk>,
> David Damerell <dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote:
> >* david falls over forwards.
> >*ow*
> >* meri and wednesday plant a foot each on him.
> OURS!

*snerk*

$ ls -la /usr/local/boy/damerell
-rwxrwxr-- 1 weds grrls 1024 Dec 5 15:18 damerell

$ grep grrls /etc/group
grrls:*:666:weds,meri

*sigh* I need to get a life. :)

David Iain Greig

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Mary J. Alderdice <me...@gizmo.erols.com> wrote:
>Wednesday <wedn...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote:
>> In article <cMf*yB...@news.chiark.greenend.org.uk>,
>> David Damerell <dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote:
>> >* david falls over forwards.
>> >*ow*
>> >* meri and wednesday plant a foot each on him.
>> OURS!
>
>*snerk*
>
>$ ls -la /usr/local/boy/damerell
>-rwxrwxr-- 1 weds grrls 1024 Dec 5 15:18 damerell
>
>$ grep grrls /etc/group
>grrls:*:666:weds,meri
>
>*sigh* I need to get a life. :)

$ ls -ls su_grrl
-rxwrwsr-x root grrls 1024 Dec 5 15:19 su_grrl

I gather su_grrl doesn't check it's arguments well, since Damerell
seems to be able to execute it.

--D.

Christi Alice Scarborough

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In article <CgE*xq...@news.chiark.greenend.org.uk>,

Wednesday <wedn...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote:
>>We figure on making a collective pass at Christi in January.
>I wonder what SHE'D look like in the corset.

Now I'm *really* scared.

Christi Alice Scarborough

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In article <669i3k$c5v$1...@ucan.foad.org>,
Abby Franquemont <ab...@foad.org> wrote:
>That's okay, Christi, you can come hang out with me. I won't be
>making any passes at anyone in January. Promise.

That would be cool. Unfortunately, I think I'd have a riot on my hands if I
denied all those drooling BOFHs the opportunity to find out exactly how uncute
I am in person. Sometimes sacrifices have to be made.

Good luck though Abby. I hope the BOFHlet doesn't give you too much trouble.

Abby Franquemont

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In article <669lr9$f...@huitzilo.tezcat.com>,

Carissima <ca...@huitzilo.tezcat.com> wrote:
>In article <669i3k$c5v$1...@ucan.foad.org>,
>Abby Franquemont <ab...@foad.org> wrote:
>
>>That's okay, Christi, you can come hang out with me. I won't be
>>making any passes at anyone in January. Promise.
>
>Passing out after tipping over and hitting your head, maybe....

Yeah, quite possibly that. Hopefully at the bottom of the stairs
and not the top. Heh.

You know how tricky it is to walk when you can't see yer feet,
and your center of gravity is doing flips whenever it feels like
it, and socking you in the gut from the inside?

Definitley peculiar stuff.

David Damerell

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Wednesday <wedn...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote:

>David Damerell <dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote:
>>We figure on making a collective pass at Christi in January.
>I wonder what SHE'D look like in the corset.

You'd only have to take it off her later.


--
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It moves between us, for one moment, like opium in your heart, with remedies
from the ancient gods, to heal the morals of our shadows. Devil, come to me,
open up the door, lead me ciahra to the centre of it all...(FotN:Submission)

David Damerell

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Mary J. Alderdice <me...@gizmo.erols.com> wrote:
>David Damerell <dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote:
>>Help! Let me up!
>Not bloody likely. You're staying there, or going back in the pond.

*splutter* What've I done?

Mary J. Alderdice

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David Damerell <dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote:
> Mary J. Alderdice <me...@gizmo.erols.com> wrote:
> >David Damerell <dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote:
> >>Help! Let me up!
> >Not bloody likely. You're staying there, or going back in the pond.
> *splutter* What've I done?

All this ranting and raving about being let up. Be a good boy and go
wait for us to decide your fate.

Besides, you should learn to respect your elders. :)

Mary J. Alderdice

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Richard Garnish <rab...@meep.org> wrote:
> Mary J. Alderdice <me...@gizmo.erols.com> wrote:
> :>David Damerell <dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote:
> :>> Mary J. Alderdice <me...@gizmo.erols.com> wrote:
> :>> >Richard A. Muirden <ric...@bofh.its.rmit.EDU.AU> wrote:
> :>> >>I believe bofh.lusty-wenches has become bad for my health! :-)
> :>> >Ah, well. It's achieving it's intended results, then.
> :>> ^^^ arrrgh!
> :>> For one thing, it's destroying my blood pressure. ObL-W; you know Bev
> :>> appreciates grammar pedantry?
> :>Oh... Bite me. :)
> :>My typical response to this is that I was a literature major, not an
> :>english major. My honest response is that I type faster than I think.
> :>I shall attempt not to further increase your blood pressure, though.
> I _sincerely_ hope that split infinitive was intentional?

*sigh*

Watakushi wa eiigo o motto hanashimasen.

Richard A. Muirden

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Koos van den Hout <ko...@kzdoos.xs4all.nl> writes:
>ln /dev/null /dev/c....

oooh a hard link. Now I'm really scared! I thought you'd at least be
kind and do a ln -s .... :-)

>*MUAHAHAHAHA*

*grumblesmurf*

:)

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to Bester, Babylon 5 | Would you even *want* to? :-)

Richard A. Muirden

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cuc...@motherhouse.Talamasca.COM (Nick Cuccia) writes:
>--Nick (Charter Member, Christi Admiration Committee, Bay Area Cabal)

Committee?? Now I don't mind that. Committees never get ANYTHING done, so
I'm safe as the unofficial sycophant of our fave lusty wench... :-)

-richard

Nick Cuccia

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In article <66j02q$90$2...@argus.cetis.hvu.nl>,

Koos van den Hout _U nix and we all_ <ko...@pizza.hvu.nl> wrote:
>Richard A. Muirden <ric...@bofh.its.rmit.EDU.AU> wrote:
>> >Well, you know the obvious answer.
>> pah I say! pah!
>Does this mean we are going to have to duel over it ?

Sounds simple enough. Each of you starts at one of her feet, and last one to
reach her earlobes wins. ;^)

--Nick
--
===============================================================================
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cuc...@talamasca.com http://www.talamasca.com/~cuccia/
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Simon Cozens

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Koos van den Hout _U nix and we all_ (bofh.lusty-wenches):
> It makes a lot more sense now, and the good thing is it can be done RIGHT
> HERE.

...although alt.fan.christi would probably be the more appropriate place.
When it exists.

--
Simon - that we should not needlessly multiply entities seems to be an
excellent principle

Malcolm Ray

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On 8 Dec 1997 17:29:41 -0000, Christi Alice Scarborough <cc...@aber.ac.uk>
wrote:
>I really can't tell you how much I didn't want to know that.
>
>>Sorry. I'll get me coat.
>
>Shut the door on your way out. *smile*
>
>Christi

A peace offering:

Chris is a cute girl. A brooch?

Alternatively:

"Cool it, Richie!" shrugs a crab
Chic air brat cools his urge
A CGI bot is rich luser roach
I LART huge basic Coors, Rich
Riot girl? A Bach choir uses C
I shag a rich luser (CC: I.Robot)

Anyone seen me coat?
--
Malcolm Ray Computer Services, Royal Holloway University of London

Malcolm Ray

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On 9 Dec 1997 13:54:28 -0000, Simon Burr <si...@bpfh.net> wrote:
>In <66ht8j$9vu$1...@nntp2.ba.best.com> cuc...@motherhouse.Talamasca.COM (Nick Cuccia) writes:
>>You know, any place called "the booze palace" (and I assume that you're not
>>talking about Oddbins or someplace like that) strikes fear in my heart.
>
>Well, "the booze place" is we call it. Its real name is something like
>"Wadsworth's".

Hey, I've bought SCSI cables from them! I didn't realise they could supply
booze as well. Now *there's* a company which understands the SCSI market.
Presumably they do goats too.

Christi Alice Scarborough

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In article <slrn68r3nn....@uhaa022.cc.rhbnc.ac.uk>,

Malcolm Ray <uha...@sun.rhbnc.ac.uk> wrote:
>A peace offering:
>Chris is a cute girl. A brooch?

That almost worked. Unfortunately I detest being called Chris. You might
want your hat as well.

>Riot girl? A Bach choir uses C

I quite like this one. I'm not sure why though.

>I shag a rich luser (CC: I.Robot)

I may be warped, but I'm not *that* warped.

Discord

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Everyone, join the fun!

I was bored, so I got a nice, long, computer-generated list and went
through for the ones I liked the best (with commentary in brackets):

A glorious, rich, chic breast.
Gracious! Blast! Heroic Rich.
Rather glorious, basic chic.
[works only if you mis-pronounce 'chic']
Glorious, Arabic, rich chest.
[Any Arabic blood, Christi?]
Circa this glorious breach.
[if you know what I mean...]
She is a girl or occur a bitch.
It is algebraic church or so.
Algebraic, historic or such.
[I just had to put these two in.]
So so irregular, chic a bitch.
Gracious! Ethical Rich robs.

Discord
I'm not in the game. I just like anagrams.

Abby Franquemont

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In article <669reb$o72$1...@osfa.aber.ac.uk>,

Christi Alice Scarborough <cc...@aber.ac.uk> wrote:
>In article <669i3k$c5v$1...@ucan.foad.org>,
>Abby Franquemont <ab...@foad.org> wrote:
>>That's okay, Christi, you can come hang out with me. I won't be
>>making any passes at anyone in January. Promise.
>
>That would be cool. Unfortunately, I think I'd have a riot on my hands if I
>denied all those drooling BOFHs the opportunity to find out exactly how uncute
>I am in person. Sometimes sacrifices have to be made.

Well at least have a few drinks for me or something.

>Good luck though Abby. I hope the BOFHlet doesn't give you too much trouble.

Presently, the BOFHlet has learned enough about the clickety-click sound
to be able to run from it, to the only place possible: my rib cage. I
have gently extracted what I believe to be a knee from under my right
floating ribs about 9 times today. At which point, said BOFHlet starts
in with the bladder-bouncing.

So, um, never forget that being a lusty wench can have its consequences.
Yeah. Yeah. That's the ticket.

Abby Franquemont

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In article <sfra7nl...@strokkur.rydnet.lysator.liu.se>,
Ingvar bah! <ing...@strokkur.rydnet.lysator.liu.se> wrote:
>
>Yes. You would find it a wasted effort if your name was, say, Eliza.

Why do you say you would find it a wasted effort?

Richard A. Muirden

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ti...@huitzilo.tezcat.com (Discord) writes:
>A glorious, rich, chic breast.
>Gracious! Blast! Heroic Rich.
>Rather glorious, basic chic.

definately but she's not basic! she's very complex... :)

>[works only if you mis-pronounce 'chic']
>Glorious, Arabic, rich chest.
>[Any Arabic blood, Christi?]

I would have thought that the generator was biased with the chest and
breast comments (though I'm sure they're both correct in Christi's case!)
*runs and hides from the Wrath of Christi*

>Gracious! Ethical Rich robs.

hey I'd never do that to her! :)

>Discord
>I'm not in the game. I just like anagrams.

-richard, maybe soon to be ex-official Christi sycophant :)

Ingvar bah!

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ab...@ucan.foad.org (Abby Franquemont) writes:

>
> In article <sfra7nl...@strokkur.rydnet.lysator.liu.se>,
> Ingvar bah! <ing...@strokkur.rydnet.lysator.liu.se> wrote:
> >
> >Yes. You would find it a wasted effort if your name was, say, Eliza.
>
> Why do you say you would find it a wasted effort?

Do you find wasted efforts interesting? Tell me something about your
family.

//Ingvar (usually manages to out-weird eliza)

Christi Alice Scarborough

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In article <66kmcs$3in$1...@ucan.foad.org>,

Abby Franquemont <ab...@foad.org> wrote:
>Well at least have a few drinks for me or something.

I'm sure this could be arranged. *smile* Can I have a few for the
BOFHlet too?

>Presently, the BOFHlet has learned enough about the clickety-click sound
>to be able to run from it, to the only place possible: my rib cage. I
>have gently extracted what I believe to be a knee from under my right
>floating ribs about 9 times today. At which point, said BOFHlet starts
>in with the bladder-bouncing.

Ouch! Pregnancy is a wonderful thing, or so I am told. However, once a
year I get the "This time xx years ago" speeches from my mother, and I am
unconvinced. However, I do love children. Perhaps this is because
I have none of my own though.

Christi
--
Christi Alice Scarborough - http://www.aber.ac.uk/~ccs95 BOFHdom's answer
PhD student, Maths Dept., University of Wales Aberystwyth to Beverley
"Taken out of context I must seem so strange" Ani DiFranco White

BOFH !sp U+++ W+++ M C D+ CD+ N+++ !F Boo+ !I E+++ Cr+ R** Mlk-- An

Christi Alice Scarborough

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In article <66kko3$8...@huitzilo.tezcat.com>,
Discord <ti...@huitzilo.tezcat.com> wrote:
>Everyone, join the fun!

Well, someone has to, now Malcolm has been banished.

>Glorious, Arabic, rich chest.
>[Any Arabic blood, Christi?]

I'm afraid not. I can do most of Eastern europe, but no Arab blood. (I'm
not saying anything about the rich chest.)

>Circa this glorious breach.
>[if you know what I mean...]

Is this a cross reference to a thread in afw? *grin*

>So so irregular, chic a bitch.

Apart from chic, this is probably fairly accurate.

Christi Alice Scarborough

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In article <66sjgv$cqd$1...@ucan.foad.org>,

Abby Franquemont <ab...@foad.org> wrote:
>>I'm sure this could be arranged. *smile* Can I have a few for the
>>BOFHlet too?
>No no, if that were the point I'd just drink them...

Oh well. I guess I'll just have to drink some for myself then.

>There are neat things about it. It's just, um. I don't know that I would
>rate the experience itself as enjoyable, or wonderful, or what have you.

Well, I suppose you haven't had the full experience yet. You'll have to
let us know if it was worth all the effort. *smile*

Abby Franquemont

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In article <6716nf$ki3$1...@osfa.aber.ac.uk>,

Christi Alice Scarborough <cc...@aber.ac.uk> wrote:
>In article <66sjgv$cqd$1...@ucan.foad.org>,
>Abby Franquemont <ab...@foad.org> wrote:
>>>I'm sure this could be arranged. *smile* Can I have a few for the
>>>BOFHlet too?
>>No no, if that were the point I'd just drink them...
>
>Oh well. I guess I'll just have to drink some for myself then.

You could drink them and have them in trust for the BOFHlet.

>>There are neat things about it. It's just, um. I don't know that I would
>>rate the experience itself as enjoyable, or wonderful, or what have you.
>
>Well, I suppose you haven't had the full experience yet. You'll have to
>let us know if it was worth all the effort. *smile*

OH, I'm 100% sure it's worth it. I just meant, in all honesty, that I
would NOT describe walking^Wwaddling around unable to see my feet or
keep my balance, while in constant back pain and hip pain and feeling
at least mildly nauseated all the time and being bone tired while not
able to take a deep breath and being completely clumsy and having your
brain desert you, as being enjoyable in and of itself.

I suppose the best thing I can liken it to is that one horrifying
second when you realize you've had WAY too much to drink, you're
in no shape to walk across the room or anything so complex, you can't
see straight or remember what you were saying, and you know you're
going to be feeling like hell tomorrow, AND you have to puke... and
you think, "Oh no... if only I could sober up right this second!" But
you can't. It's like that, only it lasts a really, really long time.

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