-richard
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"I don't care if you've got a | Richard Muirden, Systems Admin, ITS, RMIT Uni
personal message from God | ric...@rmit.EDU.AU // +61 3 9660 3814
complete with stone tablets..."| http://www.rmit.edu.au/richard
- Commander Sinclar | Can you beat my 150 Shostakovich CD's?
to Bester, Babylon 5 | Would you even *want* to? :-)
Ah, well. It's achieving it's intended results, then.
-meri
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meri...@erols.com * http://www.fnord.net/~meri/ * http://www.erols.com
Oh... Bite me. :)
My typical response to this is that I was a literature major, not an
english major. My honest response is that I type faster than I think.
I shall attempt not to further increase your blood pressure, though.
*erk*
* david falls over forwards.
*ow*
* meri and wednesday plant a foot each on him.
--
David/Kirsty Damerell, dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk. All Hail Discordia!
| | And then they came and took me out, The men of doom and malice: | |
|---|Destroyed my life, removed my sense, Gave me the poisoned chalice.|---|
| | | My betrayal's life to me... Elder Sign: Treachery | | |
We figure on making a collective pass at Christi in January.
*gulp*
Christi
--
Christi Alice Scarborough - http://www.aber.ac.uk/~ccs95 BOFHdom's answer
PhD student, Maths Dept., University of Wales Aberystwyth to Beverley
"Taken out of context I must seem so strange" Ani DiFranco White
*muhahaha*
--
David/Kirsty 'Gotterdammerung' Damerell. dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk
CUWoCS President. http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~damerell/ Hail Eris!
|___| "Life is short and love is always over in the morning." |___|
| | | Temple of Love - The Sisters of Mercy. | | |
Oh great...
Barenaked Lusty-Wenches
-jer + Gordon
>Oh great...
>
>Barenaked Lusty-Wenches
'S the best kind!
--
----YoYo------...@tezcat.com------------and stuff------
"What would Jesus do? He'd LART your punk ass!"
-Bev White
This thread must really be going to be head. I parsed that as "for Christi's
sake".
Hrm. He foresaw the plan, weds. Or have you been feeding him
information?
Help! Let me up!
--
David/Kirsty 'Gotterdammerung' Damerell. dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk
http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~damerell/ w.sp.lic.#pi<largestprime>.2106
|___| Consenting Mercrediphile. Bev White's answer to |___|
| | | Next attempt to break the world: Jan 11-19 Andrew S. Damick | | |
Not bloody likely. You're staying there, or going back in the pond.
That's okay, Christi, you can come hang out with me. I won't be
making any passes at anyone in January. Promise.
--
Abby Franquemont Nothing cures insomnia like the realization
J. Random BOFH that it's time to get up. --Fortune program
I'm sure Richard will offer Christi a nice safe hideout if she feels
unsafe in Cambridge. Hemispheres and all that.
--D.
I wonder what SHE'D look like in the corset.
--
You'd better hope that Bev (aka She Who Must:::bev white: wedn...@tezcat.com
Have Proper Nettiquette Observed Before Her):::wedn...@chiark.greenend.org.uk
doesn't catch you. -- Brendt Waters via RMC.:::hamilton's answer to christi s.
Does this mean YOU'RE coming to --
-- oh.
*pout*
OURS!
I swear, I've been good...
>That's okay, Christi, you can come hang out with me. I won't be
>making any passes at anyone in January. Promise.
Passing out after tipping over and hitting your head, maybe....
-cari (duck'n'run)
--
ca...@tezcat.com ----> You must have this many clues
| to ride Usenet-II.
Damn. Was hoping for more reasons to punish you. :)
*snerk*
$ ls -la /usr/local/boy/damerell
-rwxrwxr-- 1 weds grrls 1024 Dec 5 15:18 damerell
$ grep grrls /etc/group
grrls:*:666:weds,meri
*sigh* I need to get a life. :)
$ ls -ls su_grrl
-rxwrwsr-x root grrls 1024 Dec 5 15:19 su_grrl
I gather su_grrl doesn't check it's arguments well, since Damerell
seems to be able to execute it.
--D.
Now I'm *really* scared.
That would be cool. Unfortunately, I think I'd have a riot on my hands if I
denied all those drooling BOFHs the opportunity to find out exactly how uncute
I am in person. Sometimes sacrifices have to be made.
Good luck though Abby. I hope the BOFHlet doesn't give you too much trouble.
Yeah, quite possibly that. Hopefully at the bottom of the stairs
and not the top. Heh.
You know how tricky it is to walk when you can't see yer feet,
and your center of gravity is doing flips whenever it feels like
it, and socking you in the gut from the inside?
Definitley peculiar stuff.
You'd only have to take it off her later.
--
David/Kirsty 'Gotterdammerung' Damerell. dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk
It moves between us, for one moment, like opium in your heart, with remedies
from the ancient gods, to heal the morals of our shadows. Devil, come to me,
open up the door, lead me ciahra to the centre of it all...(FotN:Submission)
*splutter* What've I done?
All this ranting and raving about being let up. Be a good boy and go
wait for us to decide your fate.
Besides, you should learn to respect your elders. :)
*sigh*
Watakushi wa eiigo o motto hanashimasen.
oooh a hard link. Now I'm really scared! I thought you'd at least be
kind and do a ln -s .... :-)
>*MUAHAHAHAHA*
*grumblesmurf*
:)
--
"I don't care if you've got a | Richard Muirden, Systems Admin, ITS, RMIT Uni
personal message from God | ric...@rmit.EDU.AU // +61 3 9660 3814
complete with stone tablets..."| http://www.rmit.edu.au/richard
- Commander Sinclar | Can you beat my 150 Shostakovich CD's?
to Bester, Babylon 5 | Would you even *want* to? :-)
Committee?? Now I don't mind that. Committees never get ANYTHING done, so
I'm safe as the unofficial sycophant of our fave lusty wench... :-)
-richard
Sounds simple enough. Each of you starts at one of her feet, and last one to
reach her earlobes wins. ;^)
--Nick
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Nick Cuccia -- Brewer. Singer. Photographer. Geek.
cuc...@talamasca.com http://www.talamasca.com/~cuccia/
Gosh! I had no idea that Jay Leno's chin had such magical powers!
...although alt.fan.christi would probably be the more appropriate place.
When it exists.
--
Simon - that we should not needlessly multiply entities seems to be an
excellent principle
A peace offering:
Chris is a cute girl. A brooch?
Alternatively:
"Cool it, Richie!" shrugs a crab
Chic air brat cools his urge
A CGI bot is rich luser roach
I LART huge basic Coors, Rich
Riot girl? A Bach choir uses C
I shag a rich luser (CC: I.Robot)
Anyone seen me coat?
--
Malcolm Ray Computer Services, Royal Holloway University of London
Hey, I've bought SCSI cables from them! I didn't realise they could supply
booze as well. Now *there's* a company which understands the SCSI market.
Presumably they do goats too.
That almost worked. Unfortunately I detest being called Chris. You might
want your hat as well.
>Riot girl? A Bach choir uses C
I quite like this one. I'm not sure why though.
>I shag a rich luser (CC: I.Robot)
I may be warped, but I'm not *that* warped.
I was bored, so I got a nice, long, computer-generated list and went
through for the ones I liked the best (with commentary in brackets):
A glorious, rich, chic breast.
Gracious! Blast! Heroic Rich.
Rather glorious, basic chic.
[works only if you mis-pronounce 'chic']
Glorious, Arabic, rich chest.
[Any Arabic blood, Christi?]
Circa this glorious breach.
[if you know what I mean...]
She is a girl or occur a bitch.
It is algebraic church or so.
Algebraic, historic or such.
[I just had to put these two in.]
So so irregular, chic a bitch.
Gracious! Ethical Rich robs.
Discord
I'm not in the game. I just like anagrams.
Well at least have a few drinks for me or something.
>Good luck though Abby. I hope the BOFHlet doesn't give you too much trouble.
Presently, the BOFHlet has learned enough about the clickety-click sound
to be able to run from it, to the only place possible: my rib cage. I
have gently extracted what I believe to be a knee from under my right
floating ribs about 9 times today. At which point, said BOFHlet starts
in with the bladder-bouncing.
So, um, never forget that being a lusty wench can have its consequences.
Yeah. Yeah. That's the ticket.
Why do you say you would find it a wasted effort?
definately but she's not basic! she's very complex... :)
>[works only if you mis-pronounce 'chic']
>Glorious, Arabic, rich chest.
>[Any Arabic blood, Christi?]
I would have thought that the generator was biased with the chest and
breast comments (though I'm sure they're both correct in Christi's case!)
*runs and hides from the Wrath of Christi*
>Gracious! Ethical Rich robs.
hey I'd never do that to her! :)
>Discord
>I'm not in the game. I just like anagrams.
-richard, maybe soon to be ex-official Christi sycophant :)
>
> In article <sfra7nl...@strokkur.rydnet.lysator.liu.se>,
> Ingvar bah! <ing...@strokkur.rydnet.lysator.liu.se> wrote:
> >
> >Yes. You would find it a wasted effort if your name was, say, Eliza.
>
> Why do you say you would find it a wasted effort?
Do you find wasted efforts interesting? Tell me something about your
family.
//Ingvar (usually manages to out-weird eliza)
I'm sure this could be arranged. *smile* Can I have a few for the
BOFHlet too?
>Presently, the BOFHlet has learned enough about the clickety-click sound
>to be able to run from it, to the only place possible: my rib cage. I
>have gently extracted what I believe to be a knee from under my right
>floating ribs about 9 times today. At which point, said BOFHlet starts
>in with the bladder-bouncing.
Ouch! Pregnancy is a wonderful thing, or so I am told. However, once a
year I get the "This time xx years ago" speeches from my mother, and I am
unconvinced. However, I do love children. Perhaps this is because
I have none of my own though.
Christi
--
Christi Alice Scarborough - http://www.aber.ac.uk/~ccs95 BOFHdom's answer
PhD student, Maths Dept., University of Wales Aberystwyth to Beverley
"Taken out of context I must seem so strange" Ani DiFranco White
BOFH !sp U+++ W+++ M C D+ CD+ N+++ !F Boo+ !I E+++ Cr+ R** Mlk-- An
Well, someone has to, now Malcolm has been banished.
>Glorious, Arabic, rich chest.
>[Any Arabic blood, Christi?]
I'm afraid not. I can do most of Eastern europe, but no Arab blood. (I'm
not saying anything about the rich chest.)
>Circa this glorious breach.
>[if you know what I mean...]
Is this a cross reference to a thread in afw? *grin*
>So so irregular, chic a bitch.
Apart from chic, this is probably fairly accurate.
Oh well. I guess I'll just have to drink some for myself then.
>There are neat things about it. It's just, um. I don't know that I would
>rate the experience itself as enjoyable, or wonderful, or what have you.
Well, I suppose you haven't had the full experience yet. You'll have to
let us know if it was worth all the effort. *smile*
You could drink them and have them in trust for the BOFHlet.
>>There are neat things about it. It's just, um. I don't know that I would
>>rate the experience itself as enjoyable, or wonderful, or what have you.
>
>Well, I suppose you haven't had the full experience yet. You'll have to
>let us know if it was worth all the effort. *smile*
OH, I'm 100% sure it's worth it. I just meant, in all honesty, that I
would NOT describe walking^Wwaddling around unable to see my feet or
keep my balance, while in constant back pain and hip pain and feeling
at least mildly nauseated all the time and being bone tired while not
able to take a deep breath and being completely clumsy and having your
brain desert you, as being enjoyable in and of itself.
I suppose the best thing I can liken it to is that one horrifying
second when you realize you've had WAY too much to drink, you're
in no shape to walk across the room or anything so complex, you can't
see straight or remember what you were saying, and you know you're
going to be feeling like hell tomorrow, AND you have to puke... and
you think, "Oh no... if only I could sober up right this second!" But
you can't. It's like that, only it lasts a really, really long time.