I answered my mail when I could *find* it.
Besides, I didn't realize you were actually INTERESTED...when you first found
me, I thought I was never gonna do any better than Krikket or one-night
stands if I was LUCKY so even if you'd flown to my doorstep and declared your
undying wossname (granted, you'd have been killed, as random strangers tend
not to be welcome to do such things at the place I was living in at the time)
I wouldn't have clued in that you were interested.
>And, regardless of my intentions on Colette (sp?)...
Second choice to someone whose name you can't even SPELL?
* wednesday dumps david into another pond.
Hmph.
<kawaii>I still love you for some reason, though.</kawaii>
-- w. followups set.
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wedn...@chiark.greenend.org.uk::::::::::::these clandestine days are part
wedn...@tezcat.com:::::::::::::::::::::::::of me. you can't forgive the
weds/bev white:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::guilt i hide. -die laughing
What kind of an excuse is _that_?
"Where could it be? Somewhere in /var, I'm sure... /var/log? /var/adm? Oh,
look, /var/spool! Now where might my mail be in /var/spool?"
>Besides, I didn't realize you were actually INTERESTED...
Sheesh. Read her newsgroup for four years (well, it was afaw back then),
send her mail even though 75% of it gets eaten, read her Web pages, kibitz
at them, construct a Code, save her news postings, spot when they get put
on the Web only edited, and does she realise I was interested?
>stands if I was LUCKY so even if you'd flown to my doorstep and declared your
>undying wossname (granted, you'd have been killed, as random strangers tend
>not to be welcome to do such things at the place I was living in at the time)
That's very reassuring.
>>And, regardless of my intentions on Colette (sp?)...
>Second choice to someone whose name you can't even SPELL?
I've put her out of my thoughts, as befits someone now married to Alan.
>* wednesday dumps david into another pond.
*eep*
><kawaii>I still love you for some reason, though.</kawaii>
Duckweed and all?
[bofh.couplefh, anyone?]
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CUWoCS President. http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~damerell/ Hail Eris!
|___| So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye? So you think |___|
| | | you can love me and leave me to die? Queen: Bohemian Rhapsody. | | |
> [bofh.couplefh, anyone?]
That just brings to mind some horrible images.
Not to mention some interesting man pages.
-meri
(So, weds. We're going to write your man page while you're down here,
right?)
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bofh.lusty-wenches.partnersfh
I *guess*.
As long as it's not bofh.cuddlefh.
Because then we'd all have to die.
*WUGGLE*WUGGLE*SNUGGLE*CUDDLE*LART*LART*WUGGLE!*
I mean, really.
-- weds. nevertheless, david and i are prolly gonna cute all over the
floor given any opportunity without such a place...
--
to break away: i don't have that within me::::::::::::::::::::::bev white
and i'm not your prey, so i bite the hand that feeds me:::::::::wednesday
If you're gonna cute all over the floor, please mop up when you're done.
Somebody might slip and break their neck if you don't...
--Nick
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Nick Cuccia -- Brewer. Singer. Photographer. Geek.
cuc...@talamasca.com http://www.talamasca.com/~cuccia/
Gosh! I had no idea that Jay Leno's chin had such magical powers!
* wednesday blinks at david
You've been WATCHING this person? WITH ANOTHER MAN?!
* wednesday dumps david into yet another pond.
while (<WEDNESDAY>) {
s/proper/lousy/;
print;
}
>For a while, there was actually a damerell.txt kicking around, but I lost
>that as well.
Shame.
>>>Besides, I didn't realize you were actually INTERESTED...
>>Sheesh. Read her newsgroup for four years (well, it was afaw back then),
>>send her mail even though 75% of it gets eaten, read her Web pages, kibitz
>>at them, construct a Code, save her news postings, spot when they get put
>>on the Web only edited, and does she realise I was interested?
>Well, see, you conveniently forgot to SAY anything.
That would make two of us.
>Also, you forgot to act
>like a jerk. How on earth was I supposed to know you were interested in me if
>you didn't treat me like crap, screw with my head, and try to change me?
I'd rather be the current BevConsort than another Idiot Ex From Hell.
>>>stands if I was LUCKY so even if you'd flown to my doorstep and declared your
>>>undying wossname (granted, you'd have been killed, as random strangers tend
>>>not to be welcome to do such things at the place I was living in at the time)
>>That's very reassuring.
>Well, you know, stalkers and all.
Mind you, I think I might have told you in advance.
>>>>And, regardless of my intentions on Colette (sp?)...
>>>Second choice to someone whose name you can't even SPELL?
>>I've put her out of my thoughts, as befits someone now married to Alan.
>YOU'RE MARRIED TO A GUY!?
So I thinkoed, enough already.
>* wednesday dumps david into a much larger pond, this one populated by
> jellyfish.
*eep*
>>[bofh.couplefh, anyone?]
>ISAGN.
Like, before everyone else kills us.
redhaired female drags herself out of pool.
Hey, what was that for? Just 'cos no-one would want to watch
a macho chick like yoooowwwwwarrgle
dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk shaped the electrons to say:
>redhaired female drags herself out of pool.
>
>Hey, what was that for? Just 'cos no-one would want to watch
>a macho chick like yoooowwwwwarrgle
You get points for making Ranma fit into this thread...
but it still hurts.
-MZ
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Or making the thread fit into Ranma --
-- *ow* --
-- w., backwards on an*
You never saw my mail back then.
>>For a while, there was actually a damerell.txt kicking around, but I lost
>>that as well.
>
>Shame.
Yeah. I wish I remember stuff you'd said.
>>>>Besides, I didn't realize you were actually INTERESTED...
>>>Sheesh. Read her newsgroup for four years (well, it was afaw back then),
>>>send her mail even though 75% of it gets eaten, read her Web pages, kibitz
>>>at them, construct a Code, save her news postings, spot when they get put
>>>on the Web only edited, and does she realise I was interested?
>>Well, see, you conveniently forgot to SAY anything.
>That would make two of us.
I didn't KNOW.
>>Also, you forgot to act
>>like a jerk. How on earth was I supposed to know you were interested in me if
>>you didn't treat me like crap, screw with my head, and try to change me?
>I'd rather be the current BevConsort than another Idiot Ex From Hell.
Point.
>>Well, you know, stalkers and all.
>Mind you, I think I might have told you in advance.
Um, when?
>>YOU'RE MARRIED TO A GUY!?
>So I thinkoed, enough already.
*grumble*
I'm telling Kirsty.
>>>[bofh.couplefh, anyone?]
>>ISAGN.
>Like, before everyone else kills us.
* bev looks pleadingly at the People In Charge.
*PLUNGE*
And THIS is for always being so mean to P-Chan!