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Ingvar bah!

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Mar 8, 1998, 3:00:00 AM3/8/98
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Jenny with the Temper <pi...@strokkur.rydnet.lysator.liu.se> writes:

>
>
> ... the way to make a wench happy.
>
> I've got an axe.
>
> It's a beautiful axe. It's got a handle and an edge and every
> thing. And a holster thingy to hang it in the belt.[1]
>
> I hereby move that Ingvar and !Calle be exempt from the Tithe for the
> time being[2], as a token of gratitude for gifts above the call of duty.

Yes, please.

> [1] When I showed it to my 7 yr old stepdaugher, she asked me why I wanted
> it. I told her so I could threaten to chop the heads off stupid people.
> She said "That's a good idea, but make sure you don't go to prison".
> I think I'm making progress with her training.

*laughter* Good youngster, that.

> [2] The time being until I happen to feel the urge, of course.

*kaDUNK* For chocolate, I take it?

//Ingvar (extracting his brain from a snow-filled gutter)
--
Bah!

Ingvar bah!

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Mar 9, 1998, 3:00:00 AM3/9/98
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mo...@lysator.liu.se (Christer Boräng) writes:

>
> In <rden0dj...@strokkur.rydnet.lysator.liu.se> Jenny with the Temper <pi...@strokkur.rydnet.lysator.liu.se> writes:
> >I've got an axe.
>

> I just want to state that I'm envious. As I said in the monastery, I
> want one as well. And a sword. AND a spear. Although one of them would
> be a good start, I guess.


>
> >I hereby move that Ingvar and !Calle be exempt from the Tithe for the
>

> Sneaky bastards, not letting me in on this one. :-)

You simply live In The Wrong Place. Not our fault. Move to a sensible
town and we can include you in the Jenny Corruption Cabal^w^w^wpresent-
buying ring.

//Ingvar (TINC!)
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Bah!

Calle Dybedahl

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Mar 9, 1998, 3:00:00 AM3/9/98
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Ingvar bah! <ing...@strokkur.rydnet.lysator.liu.se> writes:

> Move to a sensible town

I'm trying to get *you* to do that.
--
Calle Dybedahl, Vasav. 82, S-177 52 Jaerfaella,SWEDEN | ca...@lysator.liu.se
Try again. Try harder. -*- Fail again. Fail better.

rif...@cybernothing.org

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Mar 12, 1998, 3:00:00 AM3/12/98
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dot+.g...@atat.dotat.org (Phil Homewood) wrote:
> Koos van den Hout _U nix and we all_ <ko...@pizza.hvu.nl> writes:

>>Jenny with the Axe said:
>>> I've got an axe.
>I want one.

This reminds me of a house in Gainesville, Homba Den. The Household sign of
friendship became "I like you. Have a knife!"

rif...@afn.org : If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love
Jeff The Riffer : you; but if you really make them think they'll hate you.
Drifter... :
Homo Postmortemus :

rif...@cybernothing.org

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Mar 16, 1998, 3:00:00 AM3/16/98
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Calle Dybedahl <ca...@lysator.liu.se> wrote:
>Was *marvellous*
>weather, as well. Just under +30 celsius and clear blue sky. Not like
>the fscking awful torment we have now (So who swapped around February
>and March? 'fess up!)

~
So, has "El Nino" affected weather patterns out in the Netherlands?

It's led to some pretty interesting new weather in the US. Florida is always
warm but I was running our air-conditioner today to cool the apartment down
and the day before we were running the heater at night to combat the near
freezing temps...

At least we haven't had any of those out-of-season tornadoes yet...


rif...@afn.org : Stricken to live, Hell on Earth,
Jeff The Riffer : Shackled and bound we lie.
Drifter... : Praise of Death, Life's a dream,
Homo Postmortemus : We're only living to die.

Calle Dybedahl

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Mar 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM3/18/98
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Koos van den Hout _U nix and we all_ <ko...@pizza.hvu.nl> writes:

> Yes. Winter was cancelled this year. We went from autumn to spring in one
> go, both with the rains.

You lucky bastards!


--
Calle Dybedahl, Vasav. 82, S-177 52 Jaerfaella,SWEDEN | ca...@lysator.liu.se

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Nicest of the Damned

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Mar 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM3/18/98
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In article <89015986...@argus.cetis.hvu.nl>, Koos van den Hout

_U nix and we all_ wrote:
< Yes. Winter was cancelled this year. We went from autumn to spring in one
< go, both with the rains.

Duncha hate it when you get a bad case of the rains in the spring?

-jer, lame joke, had to share

William S. Duncanson

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Mar 23, 1998, 3:00:00 AM3/23/98
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I've been wondering the same thing, except for me, it's Feburary and March
since I wasn't in Houston in January.

Stephanie da Silva wrote in message <6f6bm3$s...@bonkers.taronga.com>...
>In article <89015986...@argus.cetis.hvu.nl>,


>Koos van den Hout _U nix and we all_ <ko...@pizza.hvu.nl> wrote:
>
>>Yes. Winter was cancelled this year. We went from autumn to spring in one
>>go, both with the rains.
>

>What I want to know is, who switched January and March in Houston?
>
>(It was down in the 30s a couple nights ago)
>

Jan Huijsmans

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Mar 27, 1998, 3:00:00 AM3/27/98
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In article <89015986...@argus.cetis.hvu.nl>,
Koos van den Hout _U nix and we all_ <ko...@pizza.hvu.nl> writes:

> rif...@cyberNOTHING.org wrote:
>> ~
>> So, has "El Nino" affected weather patterns out in the Netherlands?
>
> Yes. Winter was cancelled this year. We went from autumn to spring in one
> go, both with the rains.

They're building a nice new house for me so no complaints from me.
I hope it's finished before the holidays.

--

Jan "_/_/_/ _/ emailaddress?
_/ _/ You need no stinkin emailaddress.
_/he _/mpossible" Huijsmans Know me or get lost.

BOFH of coffeemachines on UPSes


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