net.goddesses (was Re: Paxil)

[Christi Alice Scarborough]

In article <En58zE.Dr...@leica.co.uk>,
Mike Wilmot-Dear <mwd$10...@leica.co.uk> wrote:
>I don't think you need to hold yourself responsible for the
>excesses of some of your disciples. I think it's just caused by
>them living on the wrong side of the planet and all the blood
>going to the head...

I can see how that might be a problem. It's probably not as bad as
having to have the showers mounted in the floor and spraying upwards
though. [1]

>Are you sure all this unaccustomed attention isn't maybe affecting
>your outlook on reality[iii] just a teensy little bit ?

Nope. No-one's posted to alt.fan.christi in *days*,

>[i] So how was the cheese ?

Normally, I like strong cheese. Very smelly stilton and cheddar so
mature it comes with a bus pass. I've always foud the taste of Edam
a bit overpowering though, and the rubbery texture is another minus.
The cheese Koos bought tasted just like Edam, only with these two
faults removed. The flavour is wonderfully subtle. In short, it's
nice.

>[ii] and if that's a problem I'm sure we can assist you in disposing
> of any surplus.

Erm, er, unforunately, ... now where did I put that excuse calendar ...
ah, yes ... unfortunately, I can't let anyone else have any because
Koos might get accused of dealing in dangerous cheeses.

(I might bring a bit to the next BOFHbof, if there's any left by then)

>[iii] In which case it is fortunate you are close to a suitable
> checkpoint[iv]
>[iv] See other articles in this thread for details...

I have seen the other articles. It is true that they give more details.
In true BOFH style, however, none of the details actually enable me to
figure out what you're all going on about.

Christi

[1] ObLustyWenches: which could be *fun* come to think of it,
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Christi Alice Scarborough - http://www.aber.ac.uk/~ccs95
PhD student, Institute of Public Health, University of Cambridge
"Taken out of context I must seem so strange" Ani DiFranco

[Christi Alice Scarborough]

In article <88545867...@argus.cetis.hvu.nl>,
Koos van den Hout _U nix and we all_ <ko...@pizza.hvu.nl> wrote:
>I'm already in enough trouble about the other dangerous goods I brought to
>the UK.
>Looking back it was good we didn't go past Heathrow. The stuff we brought
>would have caused a major international incident.

Yes, I'm sure that some of that liquorice would have been classed as an
offencive weapon.

>> [1] ObLustyWenches: which could be *fun* come to think of it,

>You're wicked. Good.

*All* witches are wicked, *everyone* knows that.

Christi

[Wednesday]

In article <hJC*tm...@news.chiark.greenend.org.uk>,
David Damerell <dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote:
>Care and Feeding of Wednesdays; put them in the bath and watch them say
>"I must be the only woman on Earth who doesn't get off on shower heads."
>*noise*
>"Then again..."

Maybe I just don't get off on North American shower heads.

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