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Harshana Somapriya
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From: Mithila Gunawardena <mithi...@gmail.com>
Date: Sun, May 12, 2013 at 1:56 PM
Subject: Idiot
To: Amaranath Deerasinghe <amara...@hotmail.com>, Amila Jayawardana <amilajay...@gmail.com>, Amila Thibbotuwawa <fba...@gmail.com>, Ananthakumar Anantharajah <anant...@hotmail.com>, Anjana Rajapakshe <8an...@gmail.com>, Anuranga Ruwan Mallawaarachchi <anurang...@gmail.com>, Anushka Abeysinghe <anushk...@yahoo.com>, Anushka Sanjeewa Perera <anush...@yahoo.co.in>, Arosha Rodrigo <ijts....@gmail.com>, Asanga Abeywickrema <asang...@yahoo.com>, Chalaka Harshana <harsh...@yahoo.com>, Chamindu Hapuarachchi <chami...@gmail.com>, Chandana <chand...@yahoo.com>, Channa Silva <cnsi...@gmail.com>, Chirath Pathirathne <chirat...@gmail.com>, Dammika Kumara <dhammi...@gmail.com>, Darshana Kumara <gvdk...@gmail.com>, Dileepa Karunarathne <dkarun...@gmail.com>, Dileepa Samarasinghe <dile...@yahoo.com>, Dileepa Senarathne <dile...@yahoo.com>, Dilshan Alahakoon <dilshan_...@yahoo.com>, Dilshan Karandana <e4di...@gmail.com>, Dinesh Wijayasekara <wijaya...@gmail.com>, Dinusha Nonis <dinush...@gmail.com>, Eng Harshana Somapriya EE <hsoma...@gmail.com>, Eng Nadun Chamikara <nadunch...@gmail.com>, Eshan Sudharaka <esudh...@gmail.com>, Gayan Dissanayake <nayanaji...@gmail.com>, Gosala Kulupana <gosal...@gmail.com>, Indika Samarathunga <indi...@hotmail.com>, Ishara Gurusinghe <susha...@gmail.com>, Kasun Hettiarachchi <hetti...@yahoo.com.au>, Lakshitha Mahagedara <lmaha...@gmail.com>, Lankika Ariyasinghe <chaw...@yahoo.com>, Mahesh Uddama <mahesh...@gmail.com>, Manula Malraj <m.ma...@yahoo.com>, Mevan Pathiratne <mevni...@yahoo.com>, Mihiruwan Amarasinghe <mihir...@yahoo.com>, Namal Piyasena <nama...@yahoo.com>, Nishantha Hettiarachchi <nd...@yahoo.com>, Nishaya Gayathri <nish...@yahoo.com>, Nuwan Krishantha <sm...@ymail.com>, Pasan Nameera Gunawardena <name...@plc.lk>, Prathaj Haputhantri <prat...@yahoo.com>, Pubudu Perera <apaper...@yahoo.com>, Ranil Jayasuriya <rani...@gmail.com>, Ravinatha Deshapriya <ravina...@yahoo.com>, Ravindu Gamage <ravi...@yahoo.com>, Ruchira Gunawardena <ruchir...@gmail.com>, Ruwinda Herath <ruwind...@gmail.com>, Sameera Adikaram <sameera...@yahoo.com>, Sandun Silva <silva_...@yahoo.com>, Sanjaya Wijeratne <sanjr...@gmail.com>, Saranga Wettasinghe <dons...@gmail.com>, Shalin Siriwardana <shalinsi...@gmail.com>, Srikanth Silva <srikanth...@gmail.com>, Subankan Balasubramanium <suba...@gmail.com>, Sujeewa Fernando <s.fern...@gmail.com>, Tharindra Zoysa <tha...@yahoo.com>, Tharindu de Silva <desilvat...@gmail.com>, Tharusha Perera <starth...@gmail.com>, Thilani Preksha <thila...@yahoo.com>, Thilanka Alwis <thila...@gmail.com>, Thiwanka Somasiri <asthi...@gmail.com>, Thusitha Kumara <thusi7...@gmail.com>, Vimukthi Shakya <evim...@gmail.com>
From: Mithila Gunawardena <mithi...@gmail.com>
Date: Sun, May 12, 2013 at 1:56 PM
Subject: Idiot
To: Amaranath Deerasinghe <amara...@hotmail.com>, Amila Jayawardana <amilajay...@gmail.com>, Amila Thibbotuwawa <fba...@gmail.com>, Ananthakumar Anantharajah <anant...@hotmail.com>, Anjana Rajapakshe <8an...@gmail.com>, Anuranga Ruwan Mallawaarachchi <anurang...@gmail.com>, Anushka Abeysinghe <anushk...@yahoo.com>, Anushka Sanjeewa Perera <anush...@yahoo.co.in>, Arosha Rodrigo <ijts....@gmail.com>, Asanga Abeywickrema <asang...@yahoo.com>, Chalaka Harshana <harsh...@yahoo.com>, Chamindu Hapuarachchi <chami...@gmail.com>, Chandana <chand...@yahoo.com>, Channa Silva <cnsi...@gmail.com>, Chirath Pathirathne <chirat...@gmail.com>, Dammika Kumara <dhammi...@gmail.com>, Darshana Kumara <gvdk...@gmail.com>, Dileepa Karunarathne <dkarun...@gmail.com>, Dileepa Samarasinghe <dile...@yahoo.com>, Dileepa Senarathne <dile...@yahoo.com>, Dilshan Alahakoon <dilshan_...@yahoo.com>, Dilshan Karandana <e4di...@gmail.com>, Dinesh Wijayasekara <wijaya...@gmail.com>, Dinusha Nonis <dinush...@gmail.com>, Eng Harshana Somapriya EE <hsoma...@gmail.com>, Eng Nadun Chamikara <nadunch...@gmail.com>, Eshan Sudharaka <esudh...@gmail.com>, Gayan Dissanayake <nayanaji...@gmail.com>, Gosala Kulupana <gosal...@gmail.com>, Indika Samarathunga <indi...@hotmail.com>, Ishara Gurusinghe <susha...@gmail.com>, Kasun Hettiarachchi <hetti...@yahoo.com.au>, Lakshitha Mahagedara <lmaha...@gmail.com>, Lankika Ariyasinghe <chaw...@yahoo.com>, Mahesh Uddama <mahesh...@gmail.com>, Manula Malraj <m.ma...@yahoo.com>, Mevan Pathiratne <mevni...@yahoo.com>, Mihiruwan Amarasinghe <mihir...@yahoo.com>, Namal Piyasena <nama...@yahoo.com>, Nishantha Hettiarachchi <nd...@yahoo.com>, Nishaya Gayathri <nish...@yahoo.com>, Nuwan Krishantha <sm...@ymail.com>, Pasan Nameera Gunawardena <name...@plc.lk>, Prathaj Haputhantri <prat...@yahoo.com>, Pubudu Perera <apaper...@yahoo.com>, Ranil Jayasuriya <rani...@gmail.com>, Ravinatha Deshapriya <ravina...@yahoo.com>, Ravindu Gamage <ravi...@yahoo.com>, Ruchira Gunawardena <ruchir...@gmail.com>, Ruwinda Herath <ruwind...@gmail.com>, Sameera Adikaram <sameera...@yahoo.com>, Sandun Silva <silva_...@yahoo.com>, Sanjaya Wijeratne <sanjr...@gmail.com>, Saranga Wettasinghe <dons...@gmail.com>, Shalin Siriwardana <shalinsi...@gmail.com>, Srikanth Silva <srikanth...@gmail.com>, Subankan Balasubramanium <suba...@gmail.com>, Sujeewa Fernando <s.fern...@gmail.com>, Tharindra Zoysa <tha...@yahoo.com>, Tharindu de Silva <desilvat...@gmail.com>, Tharusha Perera <starth...@gmail.com>, Thilani Preksha <thila...@yahoo.com>, Thilanka Alwis <thila...@gmail.com>, Thiwanka Somasiri <asthi...@gmail.com>, Thusitha Kumara <thusi7...@gmail.com>, Vimukthi Shakya <evim...@gmail.com>
Interviewer:
what is your birth date?
idiot: 13th October
Which year?
idiot: you stupid_ _ _ EVERY YEAR
Manager asked idiot at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Idiot replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
After returning back from a foreign trip, idiot asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Idiot: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
One tourist from U.S.A. asked Idiot:
Any great man born in this village???
Idiot: no sir, only small Babies!!!
When Idiot was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted the mirror.
Idiot shouted, “You are trying to see my
wife? Sit behind. I will drive.
Idiot: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Idiot: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Idiot: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Idiot: I told I Love her, but she said her slippers are new.
Friend: I got a brand new Ford Explorer for my wife!
Idiot: Wow!!! That’s an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Idiot: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Idiot: Bcoz it is Black & White
Idiot attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do you know MS Office?
Idiot: If you give me the address I will go there sir.
Idiot in airplane going 2 Bombay . While its landing he shouted: ” Bombay … Bombay ”
Air hostess said: “Be silent.”
Idiot: “Ok.. Ombay. Ombay”
Teacher: “What is common between JESUS, GANDHI and BUDHA?”
Idiot: “All are born on government holidays…!!!
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Idiot: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.
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what is your birth date?
idiot: 13th October
Which year?
idiot: you stupid_ _ _ EVERY YEAR
Manager asked idiot at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Idiot replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
After returning back from a foreign trip, idiot asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Idiot: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
One tourist from U.S.A. asked Idiot:
Any great man born in this village???
Idiot: no sir, only small Babies!!!
When Idiot was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted the mirror.
Idiot shouted, “You are trying to see my
wife? Sit behind. I will drive.
Idiot: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Idiot: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Idiot: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Idiot: I told I Love her, but she said her slippers are new.
Friend: I got a brand new Ford Explorer for my wife!
Idiot: Wow!!! That’s an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Idiot: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Idiot: Bcoz it is Black & White
Idiot attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do you know MS Office?
Idiot: If you give me the address I will go there sir.
Idiot in airplane going 2 Bombay . While its landing he shouted: ” Bombay … Bombay ”
Air hostess said: “Be silent.”
Idiot: “Ok.. Ombay. Ombay”
Teacher: “What is common between JESUS, GANDHI and BUDHA?”
Idiot: “All are born on government holidays…!!!
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Idiot: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.
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Best Regards,Mithila Gunawardena
Harshana Somapriya,
Electrical Engineer (Protection Development)
Ceylon Electricity Board,
Kent Road, Colombo 09
Tel: +94 714 240474
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