We've been running KAT Securities for over 25 years now, and in that time we've helped 1000s of people who've forgotten their keys and locked themselves out.
Funny thing is, almost everyone says the same thing when we arrive to help:
"I can't believe I've been so stupid!"
But it's easily done. After all, memory's a funny thing.
I can remember a long list of things I need to do in a day, but I can't for the life of me remember jokes.
No matter how many times I hear them.
It's a blessing and a curse. Mainly because every time I hear a joke, it's like I'm hearing it for the first time.
(Even if it's one I've been told a dozen times in the past).
But here's a joke I heard the other day which I made sure to write down:
Q: What do you call it when a locksmith really messes up?
A: A key-lamity
When you've been doing this as long as we have, key-lamities are a rare occurrence, so if you need any help with locksmithing, CCTV or even pest control, drop us a line on 0800 0191 101 and we'll do our best to help.
What's your favourite joke? I'll add it to my list for future use.
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