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Corey Matelli

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Feb 14, 2008, 6:43:11 PM2/14/08

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Hey, it's Valentine's Day, and I came across this joke and thought you guys would get a kick out of it. Direct mailing isn't dead after all!

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-age, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, the guy goes up to the balding man and asks what he's doing. The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, "Guess who?"

"But why?" asks the man.

"I'm a divorce lawyer" the man replies.

Corey Matelli

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