jokes

[Omnipotent1 ...]

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

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Foolish Mortals

[Anthony Shearer]

hahaha

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Foolish Mortals
Hello
cout<<"Hello"<<endl;
0010 0100 0011 0100 0110 1100 0110 1100 0110 111
AND!!!
72 65 6C 6C 6F

[Milton Foxley]

lol i like that one

 

a nun a black guy jew and a mexican walk in to a bar and the bar tender says what is this? A Joke??