[Bloomberg-Celtic] Fwd: World Cup Rules hehehe lol
Erick de La Fuente
From: Shaun Botha <shau...@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, Apr 20, 2010 at 2:55 PM
Subject: World Cup Rules hehehe lol
To: Erick de La Fuente <erick.de...@gmail.com>, Jorge de La Fuente <jorge.a.d...@gmail.com>, Ryan <ryang....@gmail.com>
CONFEDERATION & WORLD CUP FOOTBALL 2009/2010 - LIST OF TV RULES
Dear Wife, Partner, Girlfriend,
1. From 11 June to 11 July 2010, you should read the sports section of
the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the
World of Soccer, and that way you will be able to join in the
conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a
bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not
receiving any attention.
2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without
any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you
will lose it (your eye).
3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't
mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting
me. If you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put
clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I won't have time to
take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.
4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a
refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you
expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick
up the baby that just fell on the floor....It won't happen.
5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the
fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and
please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to
watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between
12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the
day.
6. Please, please, please!! If you see me upset because one of my teams
is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, it's only a game", or "don't worry,
they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me
angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know
more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement"
will only lead to a break up or divorce.
7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to
me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the
half time scores is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying
"one" game; hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to
"spend time together".
8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have
seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again, Many times.
9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related
parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
a) I will not go,
b) I will not go, and
c) I will not go.
10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to
watch a game, we will be there in a flash.
11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as
important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but
you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to
something we can all watch?" because, the reply will be, "Refer to Rule
#2 of this list".
12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the
Confederation & World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these
words, because after this comes the Champions League, Italian League,
Spanish League, Premier League, FA Cup, PSL etc
...........................................By the way if you get stuck
on the road call 10111 or AA.
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Kind Regards,
Natalie Abrahams
0827749616
0865695242
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