Everything

[Flannery, Jonathan CTR MDA/DES]

Disclaimer*

 

Okay,

So the guy still holds the record for the dumbest thing said by a politician, ever. 

But this one here… I give the man points for this one.

 

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/346718/hank-johnson-imagine-world-without-balloons

 

 

* Yeah, we don’t do politics here.  Maybe I am relaxing too much, but linking some funny stuff feels safe.

[Santiago]

Great, now we have TWO "everything" threads. I don't know if I can live like this! 

What's next? People owning cats and dogs? White boys rappin? I just don't know what to believe anymore!

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[Matt Powell]

Do not believe.  Know, or confess ignorance.

More seriously (sort of), there are real arguments that helium should not be available for party balloon use.

Here is an example of a discussion on that topic on a reputable site.

http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=99230

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[Jesse McMinn]

Someone mentioning politics in a thread must have made Powell's Spidey sense go off. 

[Matt Powell]

Pfft.

You act like I don't read blar-kista threads.

Also, Powell's Spidey sense doesn't go off: it's always on.

[Santiago]

[F Brownson]

http://xkcd.com/1201/

[Matt Powell]

How not to gun.

http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_c4#/video/us/2013/04/30/vo-caught-on-camera-victim-steals-weapon.wwl

(Guns are not for touching people.)

[Matt Powell]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lksDISvCmNI

Dashcam of that 747 that went down (or didn't make it up) in Afghanistan, yesterday

I don't use sound at work, so I don't know if the audio on it is any good

[Richard Hattrich]

That was rather intense.

[Santiago]

Aisha Tyler keeps it fucking real.

Keynotes in case you don't wanna trus' it:

1. Aisha Tyler, voice actor and comedian, who you may know as Agent Lana Cane from Archer, is selected to be the presenter for the 2012 Ubisoft E3 press conference.

2. Haters troll and whine, basically like they did about Felicia Day. 

3. She responds via Facebook

4. It is fucking epic and of course goes viral.

It's a good read. 

Makes me think of "You know what Lana-" "Yes I DO!"

[Santiago]

Fuck, *Kane. Goddamnit. Oh well. :P

[Alan Taylor]

"People ask me what console I play.

Motherfucker, ALL of them."

“Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.”

-Ashley Montagu

[Grzywacz, Andrew CTR MDA/DES]

That line almost just got me in trouble at work

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"People ask me what console I play.

Motherfucker, ALL of them."



On Thu, May 2, 2013 at 12:49 PM, Santiago <mcdo...@gmail.com> wrote:


Fuck, *Kane. Goddamnit. Oh well. :P


On Thu, May 2, 2013 at 12:47 PM, Santiago <mcdo...@gmail.com> wrote:

Aisha Tyler keeps it fucking real. <http://www.policymic.com/articles/37557/aisha-tyler-to-haters-i-don-t-need-to-do-it-for-the-money>

Keynotes in case you don't wanna trus' it:

1. Aisha Tyler, voice actor and comedian, who you may know as Agent Lana Cane from Archer, is selected to be the presenter for the 2012 Ubisoft E3 press conference.

2. Haters troll and whine, basically like they did about Felicia Day.

3. She responds via Facebook

4. It is fucking epic and of course goes viral.

It's a good read.

Makes me think of "You know what Lana-" "Yes I DO!"


On Wed, May 1, 2013 at 5:13 PM, Richard Hattrich <rhat...@gmail.com> wrote:


That was rather intense.

On May 1, 2013 4:23 PM, "Matt Powell" <loser...@gmail.com> wrote:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lksDISvCmNI

Dashcam of that 747 that went down (or didn't make it up) in Afghanistan, yesterday

I don't use sound at work, so I don't know if the audio on it is any good


On Wed, May 1, 2013 at 11:02 AM, Matt Powell <loser...@gmail.com> wrote:


How not to gun.

http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_c4#/video/us/2013/04/30/vo-caught-on-camera-victim-steals-weapon.wwl

(Guns are not for touching people.)


On Sat, Apr 27, 2013 at 12:27 AM, F Brownson <f.bro...@gmail.com> wrote:


http://xkcd.com/1201/



On Fri, Apr 26, 2013 at 9:04 PM, Santiago <mcdo...@gmail.com> wrote:

<http://i.imgur.com/fkClxco.jpg>

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Pfft.

You act like I don't read blar-kista threads.

Also, Powell's Spidey sense doesn't go off: it's always on.


On Fri, Apr 26, 2013 at 10:26 AM, Jesse McMinn <mcm...@gmail.com> wrote:


Someone mentioning politics in a thread must have made Powell's Spidey sense go off.


On Fri, Apr 26, 2013 at 4:55 PM, Matt Powell <loser...@gmail.com> wrote:


Do not believe. Know, or confess ignorance.

More seriously (sort of), there are real arguments that helium should not be available for party balloon use.

Here is an example of a discussion on that topic on a reputable site.

http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=99230


On Fri, Apr 26, 2013 at 7:51 AM, Santiago <mcdo...@gmail.com> wrote:


Great, now we have TWO "everything" threads. I don't know if I can live like this!

What's next? People owning cats and dogs? White boys rappin? I just don't know what to believe anymore!


On Fri, Apr 26, 2013 at 8:46 AM, Flannery, Jonathan CTR MDA/DES <jon.flan...@mda.mil> wrote:


Disclaimer*



Okay,

So the guy still holds the record for the dumbest thing said by a politician, ever.

But this one here. I give the man points for this one.

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/346718/hank-johnson-imagine-world-without-balloons





* Yeah, we don't do politics here. Maybe I am relaxing too much, but linking some funny stuff feels safe.





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How?

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It completely annihilated my workplace composure

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[Santiago]

I can't imagine that's very hard to do. :P

[Grzywacz, Andrew CTR MDA/DES]

Hah, no, not at all really, but it was dead silent in my cube when it happened.

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[Santiago]

I do like that question though, "Which console do you play?" because it implies the asker doesn't have a choice. Same with "console or PC?" This just doesn't seem like a debate normal adults should be involved in.

I mean, we aint ballin but we do aight. 

"If you lackin box choices I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 problems but platform restriction ain't one!" 

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For Jesse and Sam:

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[F Brownson]

So I guess the best thing to do is to try to trap the spider with your eyelid. Swallowing it could turn out poorly if the spider bites your throat on the way down. On the other hand, a bite on the eyelid might just cause your eye to swell shut for a few hours or blindness only in one eye.

[Matt Powell]

That's on a CRACKED! list, isn't it?

It's, like, "Reasons Motorcycles Are a Bad Idea," or maybe just "Reasons that Humans Are Dumb," or something, right?

(It was hilarious.  I remember that much.)

[Jesse McMinn]

Fuck. That.

It was bad enough getting stung by a bee on the underside of my left forearm while going 45.

[Santiago]

Ey yo Jon. Check it.

http://geektyrant.com/news/2013/5/3/enders-game-first-teaser-footage-released.html

******I DON'T THINK IT'S SPOILERY BUT BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY.******

*****SO, SPOILER ALERT.*****

****YOU KNOW, JUST IN CASE****

***YOU REALLY CAN'T COMPLAIN AT THIS POINT***

**OKAY SURE YOU COULD BUT THAT WOULD JUST BE DICK MOVE, INC.**

*AIGHT MAN*

Ben Kingsley as Mazer Rackham looks fucking awesome. I don't remember him ever being described as having tattoos on his face, but I guess he's half-Maori and from New Zealand so it kinda makes sense. 

[Samantha Flannery]

OMG SPOILERS!

"Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair or f'ing beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back. "-- Al Swearengen, Deadwood

[Santiago]

Hehe here I made a new sig for you:

Samantha Flannery 

Executive Director of Interpolar Relations

Dick Move, Inc. 

"Why be cool about things when actually you know what Fuck You." -Sun Tzu "Boba Fett" Travolta

;)

[Samantha Flannery]

I need business cards.

[Santiago]

This is the most bad ass thing I've seen... well, maybe not ever but damn close.

Peregrine falcon taking out a duck gopro style.

Whenever you're low on testosterone or fuckyeahterone, you should watch this vid. 

[Matt Powell]

I expect you all follow it anyway, but just in case you don't, this is for Alan.

http://xkcd.com/1208/

[Santiago]

One of my favorite Florence & the Machine songs covered by a children's choir.

Seriously, there were tears and everything. 

[Jesse McMinn]

Zach Braff's video is worth watching, even if one is not predisposed to funding projects.

 

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1869987317/wish-i-was-here-1

[Rainy]

I need Jesse-level baller money so I can throw it at awesome.

[Jesse McMinn]

The number of projects I have backed is both my pride and my shame.

[Flannery, Jonathan CTR MDA/DES]

I have to admit, my reaction was "who the hell is Zach Braff?"
But Sam watched it, so I watched along, and that was very amusing.
Enough so that I may even want to watch Garden State at some point.

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To: blar-kista
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Zach Braff's video is worth watching, even if one is not predisposed to funding projects.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1869987317/wish-i-was-here-1


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One of my favorite Florence & the Machine songs covered by a children's choir. <http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=Gj-ntawOBw4#!>

Seriously, there were tears and everything.





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I expect you all follow it anyway, but just in case you don't, this is for Alan.

http://xkcd.com/1208/


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This is the most bad ass thing I've seen... well, maybe not ever but damn close.

Peregrine falcon taking out a duck gopro style. <http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1XNL9F2Urqs>

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[Santiago]

Garden State was pretty cool. Scrubs was fucking awesome. 

[Jesse McMinn]

I think of Scrubs every day when I drive past the exit for Türkberg. 

"You think my name is Turk Turkleton?"

[Flannery, Jonathan CTR MDA/DES]

I loved scrubs.
I even tried to watch the not-Scrubs... call it a spin-off?
I don't know what changed there, but they really failed at the funny somehow.

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[Santiago]

It's like Rage Against the Machine without Zack de la Rocha. Or Tool without Maynard. Or Korn without JD. Some things just don't work without certain people.

I was glad that when Zack left RAtM, they stopped calling themselves RAtM. 

It can go the other way too. Axl Rose still touring under the name Guns n' Roses with no other members of the band is ridiculous. G n' R just isn't G n' R without Slash and Izzy. 

Sorry that got a lil off the rails. >_>

[Santiago]

Relevant to our... Behavior?

Edinburgh University research suggests Sun's blood pressure benefits 'may outdo cancer risks.'

[Santiago]

Most "funny" yootoob vids don't make me lol. BroScienceLife is consistently quality.

For example, Yo can I get spot?

"When you grab the bar, grab it evenly with an over/under grip. Don't randomly just pick a spot and yank on it." 

Awesome.

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[Jesse McMinn]

Yes, they actually had to post this. 

[Santiago]

You could cross out "...place trash here on the floor" and write in "...be a dick or a lazy asshole" but I'm guessing they don't take too kindly to graffitos on base.

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[Santiago]

The archery in Brave was not only awesome and realistic, but some of the foibles reminded me of us at archery practice.

http://www.ign.com/videos/2012/02/27/brave-trailer-3

[Jesse McMinn]

Mandy Patinkin is going to play Zach Braff's father in Wish I Was Here. 

Awesome.

[Santiago]

This made me laugh so freakin hard, and I don't know why. 

Reverse cotton candy eating.

Don't worry, it's not gross or anything.

[Santiago]

So if you had a Lip Sync-Off with another person here, which songs would you choose to "sing"?

Inspired by Jimmy Fallon and John Krasinski's Lip Sync-Off, which I think we recently watched but not everyone was there, so:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EnsjrDsVyI

[Santiago]

So we watched a teaser trailer for Batman: Arkham Origins and it looked pretty cool.

Here's the full trailer. If it's as cool as the first two games it should freakin great. 

[Matt Powell]

NSFW or other environments where discussion of sex is unacceptable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vftIGU8-uqs

Product may also be unsafe you have or may have a tautological allergy.

[Matt Powell]

jokes!

http://www.businessinsider.com/13-math-jokes-that-every-mathematician-finds-absolutely-hilarious-2013-5

I am interested in finding out just how funny these are.

[Santiago]

Okay so Man of Steel looks ridiculously awesome.

This trailer where we get to see and hear Zod and his minions is freaking rad. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=NlOF03DUoWc

The most exciting thing about this movie it looks like it's going to make the Superman character interesting.

[Flannery, Jonathan CTR MDA/DES]

It annoys me that they added explanations.
Thinking the things through is part of the humor IMO.
At any rate, I actually laughed at this one:

A: "What is the integral of 1/cabin?"
B: "log cabin."
A: "Nope, houseboat--you forgot the C."

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jokes!

http://www.businessinsider.com/13-math-jokes-that-every-mathematician-finds-absolutely-hilarious-2013-5

I am interested in finding out just how funny these are.


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NSFW or other environments where discussion of sex is unacceptable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vftIGU8-uqs

Product may also be unsafe you have or may have a tautological allergy.


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So we watched a teaser trailer for Batman: Arkham Origins and it looked pretty cool.

Here's the full trailer. <http://geektyrant.com/news/2013/5/20/batman-arkham-origins-incredible-5-minute-trailer.html> If it's as cool as the first two games it should freakin great.

On Fri, May 17, 2013 at 4:23 PM, Santiago <mcdo...@gmail.com> wrote:


So if you had a Lip Sync-Off with another person here, which songs would you choose to "sing"?

Inspired by Jimmy Fallon and John Krasinski's Lip Sync-Off, which I think we recently watched but not everyone was there, so:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EnsjrDsVyI



On Thu, May 16, 2013 at 8:25 AM, Santiago <mcdo...@gmail.com> wrote:


This made me laugh so freakin hard, and I don't know why.

Reverse cotton candy eating. <http://i.imgur.com/Xl8pjnl.gif>

Don't worry, it's not gross or anything.


On Wed, May 15, 2013 at 10:39 AM, Jesse McMinn <mcm...@gmail.com> wrote:


Mandy Patinkin is going to play Zach Braff's father in Wish I Was Here.


Awesome.

On Mon, May 13, 2013 at 8:21 PM, Santiago <mcdo...@gmail.com> wrote:


The archery in Brave was not only awesome and realistic, but some of the foibles reminded me of us at archery practice.

http://www.ign.com/videos/2012/02/27/brave-trailer-3



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You could cross out "...place trash here on the floor" and write in "...be a dick or a lazy asshole" but I'm guessing they don't take too kindly to graffitos on base.


On Mon, May 13, 2013 at 11:42 AM, Jesse McMinn <mcm...@gmail.com> wrote:


Yes, they actually had to post this.

image.jpeg


On May 9, 2013, at 18:29, Santiago <mcdo...@gmail.com> wrote:




Most "funny" yootoob vids don't make me lol. BroScienceLife is consistently quality.

For example, Yo can I get spot? <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvH4gYPv_YY>

"When you grab the bar, grab it evenly with an over/under grip. Don't randomly just pick a spot and yank on it."

Awesome.


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[Grzywacz, Andrew CTR MDA/DES]

http://lego.kinja.com/a-colossal-150k-piece-lego-homage-to-the-battle-of-helm-500097275

wow

[Matt Powell]

Look at all these words!

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2013/05/19/magazine/say-hello-to-the-100-trillion-bacteria-that-make-up-your-microbiome.html

TL;DR: the germs on your skin and in your gut make a difference in your life!

[Santiago]

French rap sounds funny. Cool video though.

NSFW

NSFW 

NSFW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8hNTH5jbPNA

NSFW

NSFW 

NSFW

[Jon Flannery]

That was a bunch of awesome movies.

Now I really want to know what they were saying.

[Matt Powell]

http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/30/justice/maine-abduction-murder-indictment/index.html

Was there a very special episode of 'Saved by the Bell' where this happened?

No?

There should have been.

[Santiago]

According to my highly scientific, peer-reviewed research, "Mon pote" translates to "my mate" as in "bro" or "friend". 

It seems to mesh with all the scenes, so they're probably rapping about their friendship. It's guy love; how very French of them.

[Flannery, Jonathan CTR MDA/DES]

Yeah, one of the few words I caught was him calling the other guy frère, which means brother.
So that jives.
I'll have to try to find a full translation though.

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[Santiago]

Looked up the lyrics, used google translate on the page. So you know, YMMV:

[Flynt] 

My buddy is my Swiss although not sorrel 

This is my ganache, my mouth but not like me 

It's my brother, but it was not brought by the same arms 

This is My SRAB, it is surely not the one who denounced me 

My buddy is my big but it is not Pierre Menes 

It does not break my back on sugar may support the OM and if it helps I lie to his wife without problem if my buddy just off him or her darons 

Black, white, yellow or brown, it makes me a less ignorant not I expect that thou me waxes pumps This will not because of your deductible if I cut the bridges 

J'te would not put in my shenanigans and if I did the con 

J'te not ask to reapply with a shovel at night without asking any question, but if necessary take me home If I go into a spin 

Please take me to the reason can disagree, we can take the lead 

But y 'will always be a hand for you on my plate 

My man does not scream with 

Wolves are not washing dirty linen in public, but between us it's not always a good wind brings buddy 

J'cautionne not always the way it has not 

I would learn that he has betrayed me or that it conspires 

It bury our relationship even if they are strong 

I have not sealed my fate to his, for me it's clear 

My friend is my friend but it is not my father 

I would like to keep it that way long so I avoid interfering between him and me money, women and all we could divide c'qui 

[Orelsan] 

My friend has not been there too long, my best friend was my 

Buddy squats to home, we spend sleepless nights is again the world, there is a consensus even in silence 

My friend always answers my shots thread 

That is called every hour or every twelve rods 

J'peux it all understanding with an eyebrow at the brink of explosion buddy pin is 

Where I'm a lot of people mix friends and groupies 

But I understood the treason since Fox and the Hound

Dude try not please all 

Prices Made not pretend to move the head when j'fais couplets rotten end of the evening, always a corner sofa 

My body is not in the ditch because it keeps the key 

Nothing separates us even large sums are student not pigs but raised some nasty 

Buddy 

lowers one to highlight 

This is my reflection, we break it's risky seven years of misfortune 

My buddy is not a beast in heat 

And I can sleep soundly the night 

J'lui this my sister in True friendship 

If I have more down to earth dude reminds me of the laws of gravity 

Always ready, always the first to reapply If that blow for part of play 

This is my antidepressant, my lexo, my friends not all heroes n'sont In practice we all have our faults If one day in my life I forgot to be legit 

J'réécouterais this piece as a kind Memo 

[Flynt & Orelsan ] 

This is for my friend 20 years for my friend now this is my friend and my disgusting dapper buddy buddy for the naughtiest 

For my most con buddy to buddy down to earth to buddy on Pluto Chatter 

That's my friend and buddy dyslexic 

My buddy that my friend said no but still unemployed for my buddy, my friend who works for kickeur my buddy, my buddy who raps badly

Buddy boxer buddy pianist 

Buddy handler, buddy artist 

Buddy hook buddy 

Roger My friend who squats at a mate and no project in costume 

My buddy, my buddy in the coste- My friend who lives in the countryside . .. 

[Santiago]

Conan, what is best in life?

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their wom-

WRONG!

It's laughing at stupid people hurting themselves while doing stupid shit. In this case, a kid eating a ghost pepper set to sad music. 

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DGdtd5OeezK8&start1=158&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DgIuotFZnBtk&start2=0&authorName=Ann+O%27Nymous

[Jesse McMinn]

The girl laughing in the background made that.

[Flannery, Jonathan CTR MDA/DES]

So, what you guys are saying, is that we need to get some of those peppers?
Yeah? Yeah?

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[Matt Powell]

You really do.

And keep the cameras rolling.

[Santiago]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xamGrall2wc

You pick the caption! 

In Soviet Russia, beat drops YOU!

or

That's some SICK bass, yo.

[Grzywacz, Andrew CTR MDA/DES]

Lol

"it makes me a less ignorant not I expect that thou me waxes pump"

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[Matt Powell]

HEY ANDY! LOVE THE NEW SIG! WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ?!

[Jesse McMinn]

I just saw two Schiphol airport employees having fun driving their customer service golf carts. I saw the first one, an Asian dude, and immediately thought, "Awesome!"

I saw the second one, an Asian chick, immediately thought, "Oh shit, she's gonna kill someone!"

I do not believe this makes me a bad person. 

[Matt Powell]

http://www.cnn.com/2013/06/06/us/new-york-life-coaches-suicide/index.html

There's so many directions to go with this.  There's the whole 'irony' angle, and there's the perversion of clichés like, "Take control of your life!" and shit.

I bet you can come up with something better on your own.

[Santiago]

This is the worst CapriSun I've ever had. C'mon Kraft. Get your shit together.

[Flannery, Jonathan CTR MDA/DES]

This thing looks fun:
http://www.myfoxny.com/story/22551039/special-forces-considering-stealth-motorcycle

I have a hard time imagining a situation where it would be really practical though.
Did the creators imagine a situation like this?
'Hey man, I need to ride my dirt bike in 3 feet of water'
'I have just the thing.'

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This is the worst CapriSun I've ever had. <http://i.imgur.com/IJq80GS.jpg> C'mon Kraft. Get your shit together.

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[Jesse McMinn]

I hear riding at night in Syria and North Korea can be quite enjoyable. No lights at night in North Korea would make the sky quite visible.

[Santiago]

If I had to get my stealth on, but had to move quickly over uneven terrain, I'd choose a dirt bike. Because they're quiet as fuck. 

[Alan Taylor]

Oh man, I hope those filter down to civilians. I've been thinking about getting into dirt bike riding and one I could take through meter deep water would be a blast.

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[Santiago]

I'm going to wait for the stealth NASCAR. It'll go great with my stealth marching band. 

[Flannery, Jonathan CTR MDA/DES]

These ones are electric, so yeah, they're quiet.
And apparently they come with a swap out battery for when the first one dies. Which I guess you'd stash somewhere?

But it still seems too "James Bond" to me to actually be of use. I mean, we already have plenty of ways to do silent insertion. (I guess one more can't hurt)
And extraction tends to be pretty noisy regardless.

And Alan...
The follow on link:
http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2013/06/10/zero-motorcycles-testing-stealth-bike-for-u-s-special-forces/

Has this:
"Don't look for this particular model in showrooms, but you can get the next best thing; it's based on the Zero Motorcycles MX, which starts at $9,495.00."

I'd like to know what features the "next best thing" has.

[Alan Taylor]

At least the marching band will be able to turn right.

[Santiago]

Oh shit son they're electric. Nice! Did they give a range? 

What? Read the article? 

[Flannery, Jonathan CTR MDA/DES]

It doesn't, but all the stuff I find on the bike talks about being able to hot swap the batteries to extend your range... which kinda sounds like the range is ass and balls.
https://www.zeromotorcycles.com/zero-mx/
It also talks about fast acceleration, but I don't see numbers.
It did state that the top speed is 85mph, which sounds pretty reasonable for a dirt bike.

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Oh shit son they're electric. Nice! Did they give a range?

What? Read the article?

<http://mvposts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Aint-Nobody-Got-Time-for-That.jpg>

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These ones are electric, so yeah, they're quiet.
And apparently they come with a swap out battery for when the first one dies. Which I guess you'd stash somewhere?

But it still seems too "James Bond" to me to actually be of use. I mean, we already have plenty of ways to do silent insertion. (I guess one more can't hurt)
And extraction tends to be pretty noisy regardless.

And Alan...
The follow on link:
http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2013/06/10/zero-motorcycles-testing-stealth-bike-for-u-s-special-forces/

Has this:
"Don't look for this particular model in showrooms, but you can get the next best thing; it's based on the Zero Motorcycles MX, which starts at $9,495.00."

I'd like to know what features the "next best thing" has.


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[Alan Taylor]

Range for the civilian version is based on whether you have two of the power slots filled or just one:

20 - 60 minutes or 35 - 120 for track

30 - 70 minutes or 50 - 140 for trail

[Santiago]

Does load make a difference? Like if it's a big ol puddin pop slobberin motherfucker riding it vs. a lean mean 140lb special forces bad ass?

[Flannery, Jonathan CTR MDA/DES]

Oh, doh!
It was under the "Going Electric" section.
http://www.zeromotorcycles.com/range/

It says 137 miles, which isn't terrible. I assume that we aren't talking about swapping out the battery in that trip.
And it would be convenient as hell to have another pack to swap out when you got home, and stick the one you used on a trickle charger.
Then again, that plan never works out well for my cordless drill, so it probably won't here either.

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[Alan Taylor]

Yeah... you'll probably want to look at the bottom of those ranges. Max load was like 320 pounds or so.

[Jesse McMinn]

No takers on the silent insertion and the size of load comments?

[Alan Taylor]

It actually has a reasonable power to weight ratio and like most dirt bikes, looks torquey as hell. At least on paper. And holy crap, the "Typical cost to recharge" line says $0.30 or $0.60 (for the two batteries).

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[Santiago]

Then again, that plan never works out well for my cordless drill, so it probably won't here either.

That has a lot to do with the type of battery. Your drill batteries (last time I looked) are NiCad, which is why they have those issues. If they were NiMH or even better, LIon they'd probably provide a much more satisfying experience. 

[Flannery, Jonathan CTR MDA/DES]

Speaking of riding...
Alan, have you ever tried NM Highway 3? (Going east off of I-25, north of Albuquerque)
When we went down there a few weeks ago, Google Maps took us that way.
It was annoying as hell in the truck, but would have been fun on a bike.

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It actually has a reasonable power to weight ratio and like most dirt bikes, looks torquey as hell. At least on paper. And holy crap, the "Typical cost to recharge" line says $0.30 or $0.60 (for the two batteries).


On Tue, Jun 11, 2013 at 9:29 AM, Alan Taylor <ala...@gmail.com> wrote:


Range for the civilian version is based on whether you have two of the power slots filled or just one:
20 - 60 minutes or 35 - 120 for track
30 - 70 minutes or 50 - 140 for trail


On Tue, Jun 11, 2013 at 9:24 AM, Santiago <mcdo...@gmail.com> wrote:


Oh shit son they're electric. Nice! Did they give a range?

What? Read the article?

<http://mvposts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Aint-Nobody-Got-Time-for-That.jpg>

On Tue, Jun 11, 2013 at 9:22 AM, Flannery, Jonathan CTR MDA/DES <jon.flan...@mda.mil> wrote:


These ones are electric, so yeah, they're quiet.
And apparently they come with a swap out battery for when the first one dies. Which I guess you'd stash somewhere?

But it still seems too "James Bond" to me to actually be of use. I mean, we already have plenty of ways to do silent insertion. (I guess one more can't hurt)
And extraction tends to be pretty noisy regardless.

And Alan...
The follow on link:
http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2013/06/10/zero-motorcycles-testing-stealth-bike-for-u-s-special-forces/

Has this:
"Don't look for this particular model in showrooms, but you can get the next best thing; it's based on the Zero Motorcycles MX, which starts at $9,495.00."

I'd like to know what features the "next best thing" has.


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[Alan Taylor]

I have not! I'll have to add it to my list of fun roads. My new bike is in the shop right now getting break-in service done, so I need to find a fun place to open her up a little bit. Maybe I'll wander over there.

[Flannery, Jonathan CTR MDA/DES]

I doubt you can go very fast on most of it. More steep curves, less open road.

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[Grzywacz, Andrew CTR MDA/DES]

I confronted john about it person, because duct tape makes things silent that CAN hurt...

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No takers on the silent insertion and the size of load comments?


On Tue, Jun 11, 2013 at 5:34 PM, Alan Taylor <ala...@gmail.com> wrote:


Yeah... you'll probably want to look at the bottom of those ranges. Max load was like 320 pounds or so.


On Tue, Jun 11, 2013 at 9:32 AM, Santiago <mcdo...@gmail.com> wrote:


Does load make a difference? Like if it's a big ol puddin pop slobberin motherfucker riding it vs. a lean mean 140lb special forces bad ass?




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Range for the civilian version is based on whether you have two of the power slots filled or just one:
20 - 60 minutes or 35 - 120 for track
30 - 70 minutes or 50 - 140 for trail


On Tue, Jun 11, 2013 at 9:24 AM, Santiago <mcdo...@gmail.com> wrote:


Oh shit son they're electric. Nice! Did they give a range?

What? Read the article?

<http://mvposts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Aint-Nobody-Got-Time-for-That.jpg>

On Tue, Jun 11, 2013 at 9:22 AM, Flannery, Jonathan CTR MDA/DES <jon.flan...@mda.mil> wrote:


These ones are electric, so yeah, they're quiet.
And apparently they come with a swap out battery for when the first one dies. Which I guess you'd stash somewhere?

But it still seems too "James Bond" to me to actually be of use. I mean, we already have plenty of ways to do silent insertion. (I guess one more can't hurt)
And extraction tends to be pretty noisy regardless.

And Alan...
The follow on link:
http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2013/06/10/zero-motorcycles-testing-stealth-bike-for-u-s-special-forces/

Has this:
"Don't look for this particular model in showrooms, but you can get the next best thing; it's based on the Zero Motorcycles MX, which starts at $9,495.00."

I'd like to know what features the "next best thing" has.


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[Matt Powell]

Fucking Ballet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apnNtpo81_g

[Santiago]

I think this may have been linked before, but, if not holy shit I lauged sofa king hard.

Bitchy Resting Face: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3v98CPXNiSk

I think we all probably know someone who suffers from bitchy resting face.

[Jesse McMinn]

I officially put in my notice today. My boss was a sad panda, which made me a sad panda. 

August 1, here I come!

Sent from my iPhone, Santi.

[Santiago]

I'm both happy and sad for you. I'm just happy for us though. :D

I think this calls for a party, though. 

[Richard Hattrich]

Yeah! A party that Jesse put in his notice, and that he is officially coming home. Then! We can have a party for when Jesse gets home.

 

"Yo dawg I heard you like coming home parties..."

[Jesse McMinn]

That is an excellent idea!

[Fred Brownson]

So what you are saying is that I work for a panda?

[Santiago]

Huh.

A martial arts movie, directed by and starring Keanu Reeves. And it actually looks pretty good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMC66Jw52Dk

What do you think?

[Flannery, Jonathan CTR MDA/DES]

I can't see the video, but I my gut reaction is:
"There is no way that can be good."

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[Santiago]

Right? That was my gut reaction too! Then I watched the preview and was shocked, like, Holy shit, that actually looks like it may not be too bad. 

Granted, it doesn't look like the kind of movie you watch for the engrossing story. It looks to be a pure action flick. But in terms of pure action flicks, it looks good. 

[Jesse McMinn]

I must be in the minority, but I totally enjoy Keanu Reeves' movies.