if you can't say something nice

[calebbullen]

I need y'all to record yourselves saying something absurdly
complimentary about me, Caleb Bullen. just short little one liners. I
want you to come up with the actual verbiage but try to read them as
if you're under duress. Remember we've got an explicit tag so if your
compliment were to be something like, "Caleb Bullen has the nicest
cock I've ever seen... not the biggest but the nicest" that would be
fine.

the compliments should be so great as to be unbelievable. so "Caleb
Bullen has the funniest podcast" wouldn't be acceptable (he said
vainly) but "Caleb Bullen is funnier and more insightful than Richard
Pryor, George Carlin and Bill Hicks combined" would be.

And yes, you can go totally outlandish here. Taller than Paul Bunyan,
Able to outswear a blue jay, redefines Baked Alaska, are all within
the realm of possibilities.

I have other parts to dole out this week but you can double up do one
of these and another more than one line role.

thanks!