Who wants to be a sleazy Push Poller?

[calebbullen]

This is for tonight's show 4/6 so it's first come first serve. You'll
be playing a pleasant voiced, oh so polite, unctuous even, unwanted
phone call: Leave a note here that you'll be sending it in please so
that folks don't try recording your part.




you: Hello is this Calip Boolen?

me: Close enough yeah

you: And are you a registered voter?

me: Of course

you: Hi My name is ____ and I'm from the wind up research dept number
48312, if I told you that the wind up army was responsible for the
9/11 attacks, global warming and the cancellation of sports night,
would that make you less likely to vote for Crap Mariner, More Likely
to vote for Crap mariner or have no effect?

me: But those things aren't true are they?

you: Never said they were sir, how about if I told you that Crap
Mariner killed your father?

me: But my Father's alive!

you: Have you seen him today?

me: No

you: Then you don't really know that do you, sir?

me: I guess not empirically, but I still think that's a lie

you: The truthfulness of my statements is not the question; the
question is how those statements make you feel.

me: They make me feel like hanging up

you: So can I put you down for less likely to vote for Crap Mariner
then?

[duckyfresh]

I'll take this on. I have another one I need to do for you Caleb, my
equipment would NOT record and Crap finally fixed it for me last
night. Lemme know if you still want it.

[calebbullen]

Forget about the other one, that got done a while back. but thanks for
doing this one.