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Goose Designations!!! - Perception!!!
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Indrajith Reddy
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Nov 22, 2011, 12:27:55 PM
11/22/11
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Definitions of Designations:-
Project Manager
is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
Developer
is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
Onsite Coordinator
is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month
.
Client
is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
Marketing Manager
is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
Resource Optimization Team
thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
Documentation Team
thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
Quality Auditor
is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
Tester
is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.
HR Manager
is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!
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Indrajith
Reddy Mandapati
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