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Feb 7, 2010, 9:14:58 PM2/7/10
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Teacher: Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated 
Tintumon: Dosa 


Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman? 
Tintu Mon: Why are you always asking for “Change”, Is your father a Beggar ?? 


A professor to tintumon: “what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?” 
tintumon: “JIMBALAKDI BAMBA” 
professor: “i dont understand anything” 
tintumon: “same 2 you” 


To be is to do(Socrates) 
To do is to be(Plato) 
To be or not to be(Shakespeare) 
Scoo be do be dooo(Tintu mon, LKG)…….. 


Teacher : What is “Al2 O3″ ? 
Ramu : Alumina. 
Teacher: Tintu, What is ‘Fe2 O3″? 
Tintumon : “Filomina” 


Teacher :What is the name of Gandhiji’s son? 
Tintumon: Dineshan 
Teacher :Why????? 
Tintumon : Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan 


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Chinnu

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