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Date: Fri, 18 Nov 2005 18:07:43 +0000 (GMT)
Subject: Fwd: HAVE A LOUDER LAUGH FOR GOOD HEALTH - typical English Usage

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----- 1. Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.

2. This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days .."

3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:

"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

6. An incident of a leave letter

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

7. A leave letter to the headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

9. Covering note:

" I am enclosed herewith..."

10. Another one:

"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

11. Actual letter written for application of leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

12. Letter writing: -

"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

13.. A candidate's job application:

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! ) for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

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> From: kshitij gupta <kshitij...@yahoo.com>
> Date: Jan 18, 2006 7:00 PM
> Subject: Fwd: HAVE A LOUDER LAUGH FOR GOOD HEALTH - typical English Usage
> To: gupta...@gmail.com
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> From: Supriya Gupta <supriya...@yahoo.co.in>
> To: kshitij...@yahoo.com
> Date: Fri, 18 Nov 2005 18:07:43 +0000 (GMT)
> Subject: Fwd: HAVE A LOUDER LAUGH FOR GOOD HEALTH - typical English Usage
>
>
> Note: forwarded message attached.
>

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> -----1. *Infosys, **Bangalore**: An employee applied for leave as follows:*
> *

> Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,
> please sanction

> me one-week leave.*
>
> 2. *This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the
> "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:*
> *
> "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days .."*
>
> 3. *Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing
> his daughter's wedding:*
>
> *
> "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."*
>
> 4. *From H.A.L. Administration dept: *
> *

> "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it,

> please grant me 10 days leave."*
>
> 5. *Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:*
>
> *

> "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not

> return, please grant me half day casual leave"*
>
> 6. *An incident of a leave letter*
> *
> "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."*
>
> 7. *A leave letter to the headmaster: *
> *

> "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you

> to leave me today"*
>
> 8. *Another leave letter written to the headmaster:*
> *
> "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day." *
>
> 9. *Covering note:*
>
> * " I am enclosed herewith..."*
>
> 10. *Another one:*
> *
> "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."*
>
> 11. *Actual letter written for application of leave:*
> *

> "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I

> may be granted leave".*
>
> 12*. Letter writing: -*
> *
> "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well." *
>
> 13.. *A candidate's job application:*
> *

> "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an
> Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! ) for the past several years