INSTRUCTIONS: YOU MUST FOLLOW EXACTLY!!!
1. Take a sheet of paper, write on it "PLEASE ADD MY NAME TO
THE LIST." This creates a service out of the money making system
and thus makes it one hundred percent legal. One dollar for the
service of adding your name to the list. For a neat twist you
can write the position the addressee's name appeared on your list,
such as: "You were #4."
2. Fold that sheet of paper around a one dollar bill ( to hide
the cash from the those people who like to look at envelopes for
cash). Put the folded piece of paper with its contents into an
envelope, address to the 5 names on the list and send. Don't
forget the stamp.
3. Look at the list of five people, remove the first name and
move everyone on the list up one position. Now, put your name,
address, zip code, and country in position #5, the bottom
position on the list. So, #1 gets bumped off the list,
#2 becomes #1, #3 becomes #2, and so on.
4. Upload the revised article with your name in position five
to as many newsgroups and local bulletin boards as possible.
Give a catchy description so it becomes noticed. Such as: "Need
FAST CASH!!!" The more uploads the more you make, and,
of course, the more everyone on the list makes. Please don't cheat
by not mailing out the dollar to each person on the list. This is
how money will be sent to you, so you don't want people cheating
you out of money do you? The only way this works is by NOT
cheating. You'll reap the benefits, believe me!!
5. The best step of all. Sit on the step and just wait for
the mailman to come. I tried it out of curiosity. Just to
see if it worked. And that's why it works. Others are curious
too, then the people after them, and the people after them, etc....
Try it, its going to cost you 5 bucks that you might blow on the
lottery, and besides I find this a lot more exciting just to think
about how and why it works.
AND NOW THE LIST
THE LIST***THE LIST***THE LIST***THE LIST***THE LIST
1. Olaph Swensen
PO Box 1332
Cave Junction, OR 97523
2. Jason White
1808 Pearl St.
Nashville,TN. 37203
3. D. Wade
P.O. Box 903
Ashland, OR 97520
USA
4. M. Sayre
5075 Harlem Rd.
Galena, OH 43021
5. B.G. McCollum
501 Paseo Canada
San Antonio, TX 78232