CARELESS LISTENER REGRETS (funny poem)

[Alexandros Vergidis]

CARELESS LISTENER REGRETS
by Edith Scharff

When God gave out brains,
I thought He said trains,
and I missed mine.

When God gave out looks,
I thought He said books,
and I didn't want any.

When God gave out noses,
I thought He said roses,
and I asked for a red one.

When God gave out legs,
I thought He said kegs,
and I ordered two fat ones.

When God gave out ears,
I thought He said beers,
and I orderd two long ones.

When God gave out chins,
I thought He said gins,
and I ordered a double.

When God gave out heads,
I thought He said beds,
and I asked for a soft one.

Gee, am I a mess!

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Alexandros Vergidis - University of Brighton - Dept. EEE
http://alex.eng.brighton.ac.uk/
email: a.ver...@bton.ac.uk or al...@mistral.co.uk