Clitorrious Errectus/Re: Life Ain't So Beautiful
Sasha Stone
>But where would woman's inspiration in life be without a fully loaded male
>penis? You'd be doomed to a life listening to Jewel and watching "The View".
Ha. Yeah, okay, that's true. JEWEL! Isn't she popular with you
testical-danglers? How about Alannis and watching "The View"?
>
>The male penis is the pole that keeps the flag of our great country waving.
>
Wouldn't that be funny if they just went ahead and put a big ol' white
boner on a flag?
>Every time I wake up in the morning with a piss-boner, I just have to smile,
>salute it, and say, "God Bless America!" God bless him indeed.
>
Hee hee hee ha ha. Thanks for giving me a laugh this morning, albeit a
sick one.
>The penis is the great equalizer among men. A troll-like shlub like Ron
>Jeremy can be worshipped like a god because of it.
>
A career can be made by the mere hint of having a huge schlong - Liam Neeson.
>By the way, I'm very satisfied with the size of my penis, so please don't
>take this as a plea of inadequacy.
>
Ladies and gentlemen, a round of applause. Incidentally, you never hear
women lamenting the size of their - ahem - clit-o-ris. Sounds like an
extinct dino, doesn't it?
Sasha
Mark Ashley
>women lamenting the size of their - ahem - clit-o-ris. Sounds like an
>extinct dino, doesn't it?
>
>Sasha
>
That's because men can hardly find it, let alone measure it!
Mark Ashley
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Sasha Stone
>
it. I mean, that is to say, what Laurie Anderson would say: if we can't
make it, we're gonna fake it.
INT. MARK'S FLAT - DAY
Mark, gets up from his computer screen, consults "Our Bodies, Ourselves",
spots the ... spot.
MARK
Eureka!
He sits back down at his desk, types the following:
"Well, size shouldn't matter, after all."
OCC-Best cinematic orgasm: Kevin Kline in A FISH CALLED WANDA
Worst: Sharon Stone in BASIC INSTINCT (oy!).
Sasha
me
> >In a message dated 99-04-29 10:29:20 EDT, Sasha you write:
>
> >But where would woman's inspiration in life be without a fully loaded male
> >penis? You'd be doomed to a life listening to Jewel and watching "The View".
>
> Ha. Yeah, okay, that's true. JEWEL! Isn't she popular with you
> testical-danglers? How about Alannis and watching "The View"?
alanis... argh.... thank you impotence.
> >The male penis is the pole that keeps the flag of our great country waving.
> >
> Wouldn't that be funny if they just went ahead and put a big ol' white
> boner on a flag?
well, they are working on restoring the washington monument at present. no
word yet on whether the final result will be circumsized or not.
> >The penis is the great equalizer among men. A troll-like shlub like Ron
> >Jeremy can be worshipped like a god because of it.
> >
> A career can be made by the mere hint of having a huge schlong - Liam Neeson.
hey, are you dissing liam neeson? i like him!
> >By the way, I'm very satisfied with the size of my penis, so please don't
> >take this as a plea of inadequacy.
> >
> Ladies and gentlemen, a round of applause. Incidentally, you never hear
> women lamenting the size of their - ahem - clit-o-ris. Sounds like an
> extinct dino, doesn't it?
call the little pink mouse mover button on the middle of a laptop keyboard
easy- or difficult- to use. i just revere it.
-myron
Mark Ashley
and that's only cause we can finally afford the Discovery Channel.
Mark
CariAnnV
<sst...@PRIMENET.COM> writes:
> Incidentally, you never hear
>women lamenting the size of their - ahem - clit-o-ris. Sounds like an
>extinct dino, doesn't it?
>
>Sasha
>
You mean we don't all have the same size....you mean mine might be
compartively.....um....small? Quick I need to build a big building and name it
after myself.
Carolyne