Lullabies and Rude Awakenings (fwd)
Harold R Turner
Date: Tue, 6 Dec 1994 15:46:40 -0600
From: Tom McCown <to...@NEBULA.TBE.COM>
To: Multiple recipients of list ALLMUSIC <ALLM...@AMERICAN.EDU>
Subject: Lullabies and Rude Awakenings
From Harold R Turner, the 2nd rudest man alive...
>you people are really vicious. just thought i'f get my two cents in...do
>they fit?
I dunno, let me tell you where to put 'em and then you tell me if they fit.
Agreeing with Lisa that Marc is "the rudest man alive" shortly after calling
Jenna Cold-Steel (a truly demure angel of a lady if there ever WAS one!) a
"Bimbo" was tantamount to the pot calling the kettle African-American! You
want rude? WHY DON'T YOU JUST EAT SHIT AND DIE? (Now, THAT was rude!) ;-}
i think that what you were too weak to say was "you can shove your two
cents up your fucking ass," but i have the feeling that you're afraid of
offending the women on this list that you're playing up to (read what you
wrote BEFORE your beautiful comment to me). jenna is a demure angerl!?
actually, i can understand that coming from someone like you who can't
stand to be on the defensive against one of the ever-powerful women on
this list. is that why your little ";-}" is at the end of your message?
how noble.
is everyone sticking up for jenna's bobbit comment because she's been on
the list for a long time!? i don't understand that! why would anyone
condone what she (bobbit) did? jenna, do you really mean it;
you really excuse those actions and then tell men to watch out?
and listen to me: it's tough, but i'm rude. sorry, i don't blip out my
vulgarities for the impressionable four year olds that are always
reading the ALLMUSIC list. oh no, i'm rude. but i'm only rude when
someone pisses me off. if someone were to say something meaningful like
"what lorena bobbit did should not be tolerated," then maybe i'd have
something kind to say. but when men support what women say just because
they've been on this damn list forever...that's also something i can't
tolerate. fuck you. is that rude enough? :) :) :) :) (good thing i
put those smiley faces--otherwise i might get some horrible replies).
and guess what! some of you people ARE vicious!! and you know what
else? just because someone makes a comment about someone else does NOT
NOT NOT NOT NOT mean that the speaker is implying the opposite of him or
herself. understand? just because i say YOU are rude does not mean that
i'm implying that i am not rude. but...now i am. i am rude. suck my
dick if you condone lorena bobbit's actions and if you support jenna
because she's been here longer than you...
and luckily, these two cents fit quite well up my ass--i just tried it.
to those i'm not mad at...and you know who you are...i'm sorry if i
offended you. to those whom i meant to offend--you suck.
and my music comment. i like some music.
hal
Jeff Preston
In a previous article, hrt...@PITT.EDU (Harold R Turner) says:
>i think that what you were too weak to say was...
I think what you were too lame to recognize was subtlety (such as it
was). Add humor to that list, too.
>and my music comment. i like some music.
If you can scrounge up another brain cell, you might captivate us
further with some subtantive OMC... but I doubt it. You couldn't get
a clue during clue-mating season in a field full of horny clues if you
smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
OMC: Mr. Holdsworth was credited with some work on the _Speed_
soundtrack. I rented the movie and could not detect a Holdsworthian
sound anywhere, so I called him up to ask about it. He hadn't seen
the movie, so he didn't know if his bits got cut (sorry to those of
you who are overly-sensitized to the Bobbitt thang). I wonder if
maybe the CD *does* have his contributions...?
Jeff
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Harold R Turner
Date: Wed, 7 Dec 1994 04:44:34 GMT
From: Jeff Preston <al9...@YFN.YSU.EDU>
To: Multiple recipients of list ALLMUSIC <ALLM...@AMERICAN.EDU>
In a previous article, hrt...@PITT.EDU (Harold R Turner) says:
>i think that what you were too weak to say was...
I think what you were too lame to recognize was subtlety (such as it
was). Add humor to that list, too.
what are you, fucked up? you think mr. macho was trying to be subtle?!
hey sherlock!! what does "EAT SHIT AND DIE" sound like to you?!!
you stupid fucking idiot. next time only write something like that
if you're close to right. tom had no intention of being subtle. he was
trying to look good in the light the "ladies," veteran ladies i might
add, see him in. then he got up a little bravery and gave me the above
quote. good call, einstein.
>and my music comment. i like some music.
If you can scrounge up another brain cell, you might captivate us
further with some subtantive OMC... but I doubt it. You couldn't get
a clue during clue-mating season in a field full of horny clues if you
smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
YOU COUSDN'T SEE SUBLTETY IF IT WERE YOUR NAME AND YOU WROTE IT DOWN
EVERY TIME YOU SIGNED IT, JACKASS!!! "i like some music" is lame and
short in order to piss off the people who say they want messages about
music but go ahead and write about other shit like lorena bobbit.
you're brilliant,
hal
Jeff Preston
In a previous article, hrt...@PITT.EDU (Harold R Turner) says:
>what are you, fucked up? you think mr. macho was trying to be subtle?!
Yep. Unfortunately you are making assumptions about people you've
barely "met," and your assumptions are completely wrong. This happens
to gatecrashers from all walks of life, so don't go away mad... just
go away.
I see you've used up that whole bottle of clue musk. Sorry you're
having such rotten luck, regardless.