trippier than trippy th hydro kangaroo
ANOTHER DRUNKEN DRUG FUCKED WITCHDOCTOR
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Various Artists
'Jefferson Airplane / White rab'
+++
white rabbit
it's a drug song
+++
o mi fuckin god
trippier than trippy
trippy called me
a trippy cunt
+++
i di drop some
broadslides on our
prototype unicycle
after th drug session
+++
trippy was drunk enough to get down th driveway
chester
just jumped on it and took off
+++
cant do broad
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+++
The Kinks
'See My Friend'
+++
slides yet but
he will
+++
poor bastard
broke two toes
on his first ride on a solo wheel
i gave ima unicycle
hub and
another and
he kpet one and
resurrected th other
nippleclamp
love chester
+++
but he can ride a man;s
bike
+++
got th weirdest way of gettin on
more like jumpin on th beast chester
+++
fuck we freaked that guy out
+++
not wot he expected to find
scorin drugs
out th bakc of a motorcycle shop
+++
there are many
+++
indeed
+++
trippy';s psychic minder
gday
+++
he says i'm trippier than he is
+
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+++
The Red Hot Chilli Peppers
'Track No07'
+++
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+++
The Kinks
'Shangri-La'
+++
a trippy cunt
woz is exact words
+++
over a bong
of hydro
+++
th nephew
still blown away
my psyhci diary
page title
th night befor he ran away fr m home
for th weekend was
one of my babies is missing
poor cunt
+++
course i told im
he have this gift one day
we're bein honest wi th nxt generation
+++
family of witches
+++
but descended frm a head inquuisiitor
of th roman holy roman catholic church
wot a wank
+++
impresses th devil freaks and
that;s about all
+++
papal curse
th bleu balls
frm smellin bitches
thank th unicycle and drugs
+++
my ancestors not so lucky
makes bad reading
+++
shoulda kept writing
+++
th old lady woulda cracked it
if she could forgot she had a cunt
+++
sorry
+++
truth hurts
+++
cost her
five bullets in th face
+++
and th prik nearly got me
five minutis later
too psychic cunt
i didnt grab th dead gun
jammed
onth kitchen table
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AC
'Touch Too Much'
+++
sorry
+++
didnt say how lng he took
till he threw th second bullet in
bein kind
+++
cunt
+++
u listen to yr mother scream herself to death
oh u have
some of my readers have
+++
sounds much liek a pig
havin it;s throat cut
+++
cmon ya cunt
ya gunna do it
put in th second bullet
i cnat get to where u are in time
+++
prick
+++
evry psychic i meet
evry real one
sees u by my shoulder
helpin me do my
other job
+++
th triple o shit
too lethal for double o
hey old man
+++
+++
trippy tellin some tales
at th pub
i can hear th cunt
+++
shutup man
+++
i can back it up yeah but
i already in trouble
trippy tellin one and all
i'm banned frm the
fortitude valley and
the city
brizvegas
gotta love uit
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+++
Kelis
'Milk Shake'
+++
some fuckin wild tales gettin about
in brizvegas
+++
i dropped five broadlsides
ont his guys toes
fuck he smiled
+++
trippy gets it
th karma thing
smiles on dials
fuck he gets it
+++
fuck man
+++
to offset my hits dude
+++
do it fr th smiles
+++
art fr art's sake
+++
we sell each other up
+++
trippy
taught me how to
bunny hop a unicycle at fifteen
and he couldnt ride one yet
no shit
+++
true story
+++
ridin on a plank
under th clothesline
a seat i'd made
for a big bbq
+++
mad cunt
+++
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+++
Pete Shelley
'HOMOSAPIEN'
+++
one of us
dunno about oen of u
dont really fuckin care
+++
we win regardless
+++
trippy and chester
been ridin
a eight wheel castered
car seat
over th hoist's ramp
got mad cunts disease
+++
chester
testin his
twoengined
quadbike today
finally got em tuned th same
+++
is it tearin up rubber yet ?
+++
trippy bought a new bike today
already been on it;s side
not sure wot he;s paid for it
+++
got no front brake lever
wont stop im
+++
his o.8 litre suzuki
already taken a few awards
+++
that thing is all rollcage
+++
runnin on gas
wot pressure trippy ?
not answerin
+++
hmmm
+++
think i know wher eh makin all thse horses
milo won th races
trippy was disqualified
bugger
wasnt th car it was
th big spotlights and
three am and
ummm
it is trippy man
his photo adroend th wall
th best crasha nd noone died
+++
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+++
Pink Floyd
'Brain Damage'
+++
fuckin close though
+++
th car was a write off
they all walked
+++
we got a blow by blow
of his last bike crash
in th session room tonight
+++
they;d made th ramp steeper
he hit i t
on th tank liek always and
spun end for end
had to kick th biek
up
to exit th beast
landed on his head and shoulder and
well he;s alive
took a bit of bark off
my diary has it
him and
gay lady jen and
me
all in th same week
+++
luv ya babe
i know its been a while
+++
been walkabout
a hot redhead
ummm
+++
she;s witchy
+++
umm
+++
fuck
+++
hi kuta lady's
+++
i been walkabout
i know i walked in last time and got a
hello stranger and
th bong came out
i get that a lot
+++
havent forgotten ya womble
it take me three weeks to reply
umm
+++
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+++
The Ferrets
'The Ferrets - Don't Fall In Lo'
+++
love
+++
we sang together like
five yrs
+++
umm
+++
it's liek this
+++
yr ex girlfriend drivin me nuts
+++
umm
+++
slept together last satruday night
+++
oiled her back and
too good a backrub
she crashed
+++
i'm happy
my female half
got off like usual
psychic bitch
+++
i steal her voice
she hates it
makes our diary harder to read
+++
i enjoyed our last visit too
slept wi u and yr girlfriend
+++
catwoman still spinnin
+++
umm
+++
tryint o stay celibate
it;s gettin
harder
+++
u sleep with a page three mdodel and
keep yr dick dry
+++
i must luv ya
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+++
Noosha Fox
'S-S-S Single Bed'
+++
c-c-c-cum - lyric
+++
we both
love our friendship too much
+++
i know e dirty danced after
singinw it womble half th night but
+++
we'd pick up chicks together
th bitch climbed on u
i know u rmemebr it
fuckin hot
jeez she danced well
+++
ccant belive th bitch is tsraight
half th chicks i meet
wanna fuck er
+++
this chick last week
know wot y amean catwoman
got her arms wrapped aroudn me too
before she let us leave
+++
lemmee go
+++
bad enough gay lady jennifer
cuddles th hell otu of me
evry time i walk in th door
stop tellin me yr fuckin boys again
+++
u'd go goo goo over white jack
shoudla seen this blodne at th blues festvial
+++
catwoman let m and white jack go and
play wi th crowd
+++
we ad fun
+++
had riiden nippleclamps htru em
++
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+++
Fleetwood Mac
'Fleetwood Mac - Tusk'
+++
kevin borich was playin and
th beat wa snice
boppin on th
suspension unicicycle
thru a rock conert crowd
un announced
they let us in wi it
+++
maybe th page three model
turned th cops and
security;s heads
they stayed close but
kept their mouths shut
+++
i had just
come out of th surf
on th unicycle
and th flashing red light
still goin under th shockie
+++
different to brizvegas
+++
never got told off
+++
white jack
allof
thirteen months old
had a seven yr old chick
cum up nd give im
a little football wi
wiazrad written on it
cause he arrived wi th wozard
with th mad unicycle
th witchdoctor of kuta
+++
gday
yr mum's cute
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+++
Machine Gun Fellatio
'Chase the dragon'
+++
i had a good time
networking
+++
catwoman and i will
at some stage'
end up on a stage
doin standup
+++
her ex husband
a standup comedian for some time
+++
do it int h street man
miss kate was a classic
hey womble
north queensland girl
+++
her eldest daughter committed suicide
+++
me and th goth
talked about it at length
+++
i cant mkae it babe
sorry
fcuk
+++
she's bitchin
+++
where's th unicycle man ?
+++
look
i brokered yr first
bongs wi yr mother and
helped to restore some peace
how yr young fella goin ?
+++
found in th strete
in brizvegas
livin a streetie life
no i met her boy
+++
i like im but
he goin inside
+++
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+++
?
'?'
+++
J:\NEWFOL~1\markie\08 Sexy.MP3
black eyed peas
+++
live wi yr mother
+++
take her up to that beautiful country
it;s biker heaven
+++
she wants to go back to th bush
+++
we'd have th
rain forest rally up there
th bikers have never left
+++
who are we kidding
white jack rules that roost
+++
all his sisters livin elsewhere
+++
yeah they all there now little fella but
+++
th girls are scheming
+++
i know catwoman
+++
.
.
.
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+++
Portishead & Massive Attack
'Teardrop'
+++
i know
black is a cunt
+++
hasnt rung
+++
she doesnt knwo why he hangs around
+++
"yes she does"
+++
"we have no secrets"
well th ones i do have
i can live with
th cunts who have them
wont say a fuckin word
gypsie mafia
+++
they wont talk
+++
17 yrs
as th right hand man to an arthur daley character
their banker
a minder
+++
knockin on gypsy caravn doors
and fndin ppl
who owe us money
black tracker
+++
they call me
black
wellthey used to
tillthey got
sel conscious about it
nearly killed me
+++
forgot who i was
i sang liek a girl
joined a sexchange program
dropped secret mens business
all over th net and
i'm much stronger
as a result
no secrets
+++
many friends
+++
do th hardest thing ya can do
+++
kiss whitey
+++
fuck she's gorgeous
th othe rkuta lady
last i heard
she wa slivin upstairs
wi hr exhgirlfriend
whiel
kuta lady;s boyfirend
is livin downstairs
u ppl are weird
+++
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+++
The Prodigy
'Firestarter'
+++
but they invite me to xmas and
they knwo about my onlien diary
+++
"and how many ppl it;s killed"
+++
nasty thing
+++
[my bad]
+++
cant let u go
+++
mad btich athat
rod emyt
skatebike
half unicycle and
half skateboard
on th first go
+++
yr girlfirend at th time
alwys hated
when u and i cuddled
+++
still does
+++
says she doesnt but
we both sat there
watchin gay lady jen
yackin to us
only dressed in a towel
over a bong
+++
cant control th botich
ah well
he rlast girlfriend says th same thing
invited me over
but i gotta be off th piss
+++
me and jen
still tryint o work that oen out
we drink rum together
badly
+++
umm
but fuck u got nice tits
+++
i go tin troubel at wedding
yr girlfriend
dressedup as a guy
oen of th bridegrooms
for spendin to mcuh time wi u
drinkin beer
and hten me and jen
slope doff and
picked up strawberry
ah fuck
+++
her old man
owns a harley biek shop she;s
fuck man
+++
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+++
Ram Jam
'Black Betty'
+++
scared thlif eout of her
on th coldest night of winter
gointo seniors
coldest night of winter
hippie party
it;s traditional
+++
i play th part of th devil
incarnate
half th crowd
knwo i;m th witchdoctor of australia
and half th crowd dont
is always funny
+++
i am the devil
i said for th second time
there as
dr death
who i am to these women
and he backed away frm me at th fire
and strawberry called me over
to have an underworld convo with
scottie
+++
hi shithead
+++
damn she's fuckable
+++
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+++
Screaming Jets
'Shiver'
+++
there was this one time
she was off her head
with grief and
i stopped her drivin
+++
ya bitch kuta lady
ya hurt her feelngs
+++
kuta lady runnin four bitches at th time
+++
jen not much better
tryin to be worse i reckon
i say wot i think bitch
make no difference if u in frnt of my face
+++
which u know
+++
easy fuckin five
+++
and at least one guy
just to stick it in her face
+++
i can handl eth cuddle
walkin th door
its when ya cuddle me leavin
i
+++
i'm a patient man
my patience dont die
i'm th witchdoctor
+++
jeny spins evrybody
evrywher eshe goes
and plays wi it
u wanna meet rache
+++
she fucked wi so many
goth heads
she didt partake
jus fucked wi ppl's heads
so open
+++
she survived th stretes
+++
got her screwed on
+++
wont faze her
+++
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+++
Nine Inch Nails
'Nine Inch Nails - Fuck You Lik'
+++
well
+++
wot did morticia tell u ?
+++
nuthin
+++
hmm
+++
fuck u like an animal
+++
mother daughter sets should
stay off th prowl
is all i can say
+++
th conversations
can get very weird
+++
th oen my cousin havin wi her duaghter tonight
oh dear
+++
her son not handlin it any better
+++
umm
yr umm
ancestor is
or was
a pope
+++
and killed lots of witches
but umm
a family project we
proved magic real
a number of yrs ago and
just
pissin around now
+++
jenny and i have talked
abotu jeannette
my nxt psyhic child
so ave catwoman and i and
womble's
missus
+++
gary i think
+++
we;ll talk soon dude
+++
black is a cunt
+++
he so open
his care factor
nill
+++
got three ppl
in luv wi me
down th edge of th island and
i'm in it
+++
th look on yr boyfriends face dear
i seen before
+++
my last maori girlfriend
taken off wi one of her boyfriends
+++
she'll cum
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+++
Queen
'?'
+++
back
+++
sure as she
used to throw th
bicycle racer
he rides a girls bike
to fuck me
the unicycle man
she misses
bein th head witch of th gold coast
+++
doris
+++
ya bitch
+++
catwoman coveting th title
+++
is this close
+++
doin her usual
sellin me up evryewehre
+++
shoulda seen our
security guard
she told me about im afterwards
+++
she talks th talk
+++
and knows how to smoke drugs in th girls =dunnies
durin th rock band gig
+++
even womble tells that tale
and it was is missus
+++
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+++
The Kinks
'Everybody's Gonna Be Happy'
+++
ah well man
+++
th hot redhead wepicke dup
climbed on ya nd
yr bitch wen tcrazy
this is life
i fucked th bitch
+++
u missed out
morticia fucked me stupid
three hours later and
i made a full confession
have th balls to do it
+++
ah well
+++
mine and
morticia;s arrangement is
loose enough
she can fuck off for
five yrs
she be back
+++
she kiddin herself
++
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+++
?
'?'
+++
C:\DOCUME~1\pav\MYDOCU~1\MYMUSI~1\02 catwomen.MP3
+++
sheakespears sister
+++
me and catwoman know better
+++
wot we both knwo is
actually all four of us is
sabrina
+++
gay lady jennifer would
just sit down
could stand up
too moist
sabrinas sister
so gay we
used to dance wi her
in th gay night clubs
+++
i know yr talkin
+++
smile
.
.
.
been seen
+++
fcuk
+++
i ad to go to broadbeach last weekend
+++
somebody who remembers
me surfin a surfboard
above my head
down cavill avenue
on a unicycle
in surfers paradise
+++
fuck off
+++
i'll call ya tomorrow
fuck she;s got some pull
shutup bitch
.
.
.
th kuta lady;s are bitching
+++
barbie girl not mentioned
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+++
Rolling Stones
'Paint It Black'
+++
where th fuck is black ?
+++
umm
+++
this hot redhead
ummm
no water restrictions down there
no-one cares
gettin pushed at home
+++
my cousin
on th other coast
skitin today
+++
bad enough th tales that trippie is tellin tonight
look folks
+++
hate bein calle da egend to myt face
this chick last sunday
just gushed man
th redhead let down
bein psychic
i did too
which she knows
and jen
+++
fuck off
+++
ya walked over my bonnet
she still apologisin
+++
yr ex girlfriend is fuckable
we gotta go together one night and fuck er
+++
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+++
Skyhooks
'skyhooks - why don't you all g'
+++
its called
why dont you all get fucked
a
GREAT aussie Song
+++
i can wait
+++
th last time
we were all together
we had a fuckin good itme
+++
when i fel tup gay lady jennifers didldo
in her pocket
in frnt of th bar
with her andme and strawberry
we all got a good giggle
+++
can u belive tha fuckwit
went dui
with paris hiltons cousin in th car
onmth way out
he got offered leif tint h wotchdcotrs car
we pullet out of th pother dirveway
th one that didnt have
th d;s sittin on it
ah well
we all laughed
+++
i did
+++
always do
+++
skippy th bush kangaroo
i duno
bush has length
th stone last longer
but it dotn have th hammer stone
us old hippies
we mix em
+++
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+++
The Kinks
'See My Friend'
+++
it;s been a while senior
soon old fella
+++
luv yr old lady
+++
she still ocnfused
and u
and me
+++
magic though
+++
soooon
+++
call me
+++
one of th few
got my number
+++
i havent been
to one of th jam sessions in a while
stopped singin
my family squeelin
+++
has bainsey gotten his
fj holden
workin pottery ocarina yet >?
if th cunt kisses me
i am not singing ok
freaked out enough
fuck ya dom
+++
nd womble
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+++
Portishead & Massive Attack
'Teardrop'
+++
michael
th thigns th gay guys id
wehn i closed my eyes
singinw i u
on th conrer
of th fortitude valley
+++
u tellw ot sexes hand has goen down yr pants when yr
sing a high c
and lettin go
with yr eyes shut
+++
and th wind cried
kira
+++
she kept th gay guys off me and
didnt try to hurt me
+++
actually
mciahel would always grab th hottest bitch we could snare
at least an eleven
smehtn that made us both let dfown
and go ter to sit betwen us
kept th gay guys off both of us
we coudl sing
ont hconrer
almost unmolested
+++
kate
+++
who am i kidding
ellen
and th violin
+++
knows too much about me
endorphin junkie
+++
drove her hoem once
+++
if i wasnt a celibate killing machine i
+++
made some nice music together
we couldtn sit in jimmies
th public get interfering
+++
hey jarrod
same problem
+++
too well known
oh hi
+++
yes i have stopped
+++
umm
thanks
+++
as i was sayin
+++
never signina nother autograph
freaked ut enough th first time
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+++
Dire Straits
'Romeo and Juliet'
+++
go away
+++
th bitch will haunt me my whole life
+++
cant say
wot i see of th futre
woudlnt be believed
i dont believe it
+++
two degrees of seperation
frm yr husband
bullshit
+++
we took ya's in th footie
he laughin too
+++
ya married a maroon supporter
get over it
i did NOT fix th game
th karma cops squeelin
and a bunch of sydney ites
monique for one
nice tits
+++
giv eme free tickets and
u can watchme and make sure idont
put in a voodoo hex
in th meantime
all;s fair in love and war
+++
give me yr sisters numebr and i'll forgive ya
+++
or refunds
yr old ladys; number
ya gotta crack in yr arse
and yr kids reckon yr farts emell terrible
+++
i'll settle fr mini gooey;s number
+++
cute arse
+++
i know i;m th
four millionth person to put that in print
i got bigger balls than those cunts
+++
we miss ya michael
+++
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+++
Do Re Mi
'Cuttlefish Beach'
+++
th time;s abotu right
i was fuckin sticky vikie
as i recall
ahot redhea dbut
fuckinsmall
"wasnt that her last name ?"
fuck off black
reality is fucked
+++
"man she could fuck"
+++
as good as that other hot little redhead ?
"ask borat"
+++
ya dipepd out womble
even catwoman shakin her head
now
+++
fcuked me stupid
with a mirror on each end of th single bed
+++
worth it too
+++
petite
+++
two under five foot two
in oen day
and cawoamn and i stil
wnet drity dancin that night
after sngin wi iu for a couple horus
livin is
+++
this net sessiona bout to die
i shall return
i think
life drags me
where i go
.
.
.
pirate jenny
"black"
the land surfer"
+++
p.s.
+++
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+++
Little Heroes
'One Perfect Day'
+++
had it
got laid by two gorgeous women
on my birthday
and they both knew
if ya got th stones...
+++
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+++
Icehouse
'Icehouse'
+++