fuckin scary
ANOTHER DRUNKEN DRUG FUCKED WITCHDOCTOR
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Portishead & Massive Attack
'Teardrop'
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just loading drugs
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bottom row
of th terra cotta tiles
th gutter was under
th tile edge
if ya slip goin down it
u'll never grab that gutter
no rails
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twenty foot drop t th ground onto th
building materials
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rule one
dont fall off
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rule two
when in doubt
refer to rule one
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mungrel thing
but it cleaned kind of ok
looked like brand new afterward
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never happened ok
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and i didnt have any moments
on th bottom tile
washin noses wi th pressure washer
least they didnt have
water restrictions
use as much as we like
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walkin on fuckin pottery
th big fella stepped over th ridge
and went thru two
simultaneous
his knee troubling him today
we normally share th hairy fuckers
fifty fifty but
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walked straight into th back of th alandies
towbar yesterday
not feelin good jan
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climbed up on th snot green thing
to put th
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Blue Öyster Cult
'Veteran Of The Psychic Wars'
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stuff that kills th lichen on
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did i tell ya
young fella
how he went down a roof
face first th other week
i;djust moved my hose and
he managed to catch it
at where i put it
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was an ugly fall
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yr old man needs watchin over
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if i hadnt of haule dmy hose over th ridge
before he fell
he woulda sailed off th edge
face first
so we discussed
wot do u do
if that happens to u
sittin on a ridge cap
watchin th big fella
catfootin down th roof
i'm havin a fag
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slidin
fet first down ya
kick th gutter out
it designed to spring off and
catch it on yr way down
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yr oldman
has doen it at least twice
but on tinnies
which we all avoid these days
just resheet man
pls
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fuckin orrible when wet
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and steep
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old and
rusty
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fat cunt
ya went straight thru those two terror cotta's
he's squeelin over th washer
that they'rebirittle
no that brittle
me and th young fella
didnt break any
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we wont take ya up
on a bad one yet
not till u walk confident
on th bottom tile
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if it breaks
wot do you do ?
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Will Smith
'Switch'
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xactly right
step to another tile
just liek ya movin normal
try not to react
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if ya break four in a row
consider goin thru at th footplate of th wall
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one trick is to
kick out a tile
below u
on th way down
takes umm
well it takes a few
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u wanna see dancin
watch brad
th gutter man
walkin over
an exposed roof
we had th tin off
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fcuk man
he puts us to shame but
he wont climb on one of these
maybe this one
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too big to dance on terror cotta;s
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but when ya climb off it
it looks like when it was brand new
fifty odd yrs ago
that one
young tiles
old pottery is
well
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The Kinks
'A Well Respected Man'
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pre ww 2
they were made better
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th batch we got
from france
as ships ballast
in th ships returning
was good man
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if it got
leopard spots
dont step on it
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oh um
see these dark brown bastards
semi glazed
instant death
cant walk on it
part of yr job
hangin on topof th roof
holdin th hose is
warning th guy down there
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i could stick to em today
not too bad but
th psi under yr foot
and how small yr contact patch
makes differences
we roll our feet
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all in white socks
stiction to th clay tiles
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h eppeled off his
wet socks after
three trips down th roof
and
nah man
goin back to white socks
got more feel
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Tool
'Jimmy'
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simple tools
old roof
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i trekked over it in bare feet
before we started
doin th safety audit
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has it dried yet
well not exactly
not tellin
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couldnt pull th gun up th roof
had to wash my way up
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fuckin dead lichen
hittin me in th face
sorry vegie
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damn th shit is tough
gets intot h pores like
wire into pottery at super high temps
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took a steel forge
u know
2000 degrees celsius in th backyard
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actually
musta been hotter than that
we were burnin stel
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this ocarina young fella
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plays fucked though
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didnt improve th tone
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more drugs over here ...
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marko
bit cut
talkint o my cousin
up th sunshine coast today
about my diary page th day before
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Big Pig
'I Can't Breakaway'
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he ran away
one of my babies is missing
was th page title for thursday
th little bugger scarpered friday night
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ah my psychic diary
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he squirmed
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her son
also
currently suspended frm school
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hello
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wot u in for ?
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always got a shitty job to do when
he not in school
my old man used to pull me out
to go pour a concrete slab
u gettin off easy
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if u pushed a wheelbarrow for five hours
u;d fuckin kark it
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i dunno young fella
i'm fitter than u
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when me and those vi
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Groove Armada
'My Friend'
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etnamese boys
were pouring concrete backyards for half of inala
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lovely guys
fuck they could work
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i'd do my usual
work liek a black fella
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and i was just bigger than they were so
i go th biggest barrow
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no concrete pump
we prep t yard
on th job
before th truck arrives
there isnt even boxing in yet
wot fuckin time is th truck coming ?
ok
no i can use a hoe
raised on a farm
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we made it
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tell me stories ya mad bastard
where did ya learn to concrete like that
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th nicest guys to work fr
th ppl
th owners
couldnbt do enough fr ya
beer
coke
food
food
food
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hard put to get a cup of tea
in most aussies households htese days
th od cup of coffe
mostly frm over sity yr olds
i can rmemebr
th lady of th house
makin me bacon and eggs
before we'd start work on her extension
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th old timers always get a better job
tea and bickies at smoko
when th machine runs out of fuel
and not before
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The Kinks
'Sunny Afternoon'
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th shirt;s off th back
by then
even in winter
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this is th subtropics
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spent this mornin gazing at a beach
wot i could see of it
past th highrises
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woulda had a view once
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never happened
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hang on
i didnt get paid
it's all good
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better not be a fuckin love job
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something;s gotta pay for th marijuana
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th gummint aint
i got a fuckin pension card
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fuckin terrorist testicles
u have em
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dont tell me th
crystal balls syndrome
tha cums with em
if u excuse th pun
is fuckin compensation
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arguin wi th man
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Motels, The
'Total Control'
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we all know
the man
wants total control
in his agenda
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wont happen
sorry
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read history and shit lke that
think technology will do it for em
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wotever u got
we got
always
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go and get fucked
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i love
livin in ned kelly country
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caught bindy irwin on th news
couldnt help thinkin
how fuckable terry irwin looked
i dunno
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has it been long enough for her to
jump on a dick again
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i need a bong after that one
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wouyld it offset it
if i said
i kille djust about every stingray
i've ever fuckin met
even that gorgeous eagle ray
that time
th guy pleaded wi me to kill it
didnt have th balls
to do it himself
course i
broke his knife in it;s head
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he whinged
we laughed at im
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dickhead
doesnt understand karma
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i did put
several million
smiles on dials
as an unpaid street entertainer
atoning for that shit and
other criems
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i dont feel liek it brizvegas
blow it out yr arse
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i'm th famous cunt
not u
fuck ya
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The Kinks
'Who'll be the Next in Line'
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ocal legend my arse
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find anohter idiot
who ride on a unciycle
thru th nightclubbers
for six hours and
sing on th street corners
till dawn
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ya wont
we're rare as hen;s teeth
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sick of th fines
singin in th fortitude valley mall
i;m not allowed there
wont allow my wheelchair
and my skin th wrong colour
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Steppenwolf
'Pusher Man'
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oh and
i used to smoek grass and
drink while singin in th street
in front of th cameras
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th kids today man
so fuckin weak
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i'd jump over traffic island son my unicycle
after midnight
watchin th borin cunts bein
straight
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ya get sick of bein th wildest thing in th street
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even in yr mid fourties
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but like little brother said to suzanne today
our cousin
frm th neck down
he's eighteen
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not agein well
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th head is bit older than fourty five
maybe th party house and
bein in three motorcycle clubs
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one of em in
bundaberg
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home of th evil rum
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th evil nuts are keepin me young
stuck in puberty
i'm laughin
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so i'm allergic to chicks
i always laugh last
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smoke some dreaded weed and
climb on a uncicyle
do th hardest thing i can do and
after half an hour of
maniac ridin
i'm comfortably numb
drop over skatebowl walls
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shame maroochydore
th paint on yr skatebowl wall is
fucking shocking
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the land surfer
forced to stick to
clean walls
th last one
only a month ago
th little painted bugger
did major damage
th unicycle rode me down th wall
and nipplecalmp not light
bein a monoshock and all
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ya fat bitch
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The Kinks
'Love Me Till the Sun Shines'
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i di not say i didnt luv u
i just said u had a huge arse
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fuck man
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time to tell th bitch about my other job
th secret one
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this'll send er packin
oen way or another
i got 360 thousand kills
psychic kills
for a secret service organisation
superpsychic
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i'm a hitman
and no boss
which is kinda cool
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ah no th pigs know
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it;s all good
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this dickless tracy told me
they dont have a law to
prosecute me for it with and
i wouldnt admit th kills
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its th natur eof magic
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Jewel
'Jesus Loves You'
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th dickless tracy does not luv me
she did take lots of photos of my body
whiel i did pushups for er but
she doesnt luv me
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i dont luv u either dear
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get a little white dog up ya
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pirate jenny
"black"
'the land surfer"
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p.s.
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Soft Cell
'Tainted Love'
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