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- darkman® -
Oct 14, 2009, 10:45:50 AM10/14/09
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You got to love this guy...
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at
Clemson University .
It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with
a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
distances, to support them at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's family and his family and
to thank his new father-in-law
for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone
a special gift just from him.
So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding
party was an envelope.
He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex
with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
private detective to tail
them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a
couple of minutes, he turned to the
dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta here.'
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
While most people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after
finding out about the affair, this
guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-
guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and
best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' commercial out of
this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000
Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
humping the best man: Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
MASTERCARD
A Mastercard Wedding
A Mastercard Wedding
'Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar
of Jalapenos , what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow......'
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at
Clemson University .
It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with
a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
distances, to support them at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's family and his family and
to thank his new father-in-law
for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone
a special gift just from him.
So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding
party was an envelope.
He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex
with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
private detective to tail
them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a
couple of minutes, he turned to the
dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta here.'
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
While most people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after
finding out about the affair, this
guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-
guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and
best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' commercial out of
this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000
Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
humping the best man: Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
MASTERCARD
A Mastercard Wedding
A Mastercard Wedding
'Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar
of Jalapenos , what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow......'
ManicNutt42
Oct 15, 2009, 2:33:49 PM10/15/09
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LOL
ftw...@gmail.com
Oct 15, 2009, 4:52:13 PM10/15/09
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Re: "You got to love this guy"
Funny story, but I don't really care for what my fellow South Carolinian did-the word vindictive comes to mind. May be he was upset to find out that his (former) friend actually was the "best man", but his petty reaction hurt innocent bystanders, eg fiancee's family.
I'm not exclusively Christian but there are folks here in the states who say WWJD? (What would Jesus do). Don't know about that, but his father, Joseph, ran into a similar situation, thinking that some other guy had knocked up his bride to be. He reacted with maturity and compassion.
But its quite a story and I'm glad you posted it.
Glad your friend came back.
Furman
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Funny story, but I don't really care for what my fellow South Carolinian did-the word vindictive comes to mind. May be he was upset to find out that his (former) friend actually was the "best man", but his petty reaction hurt innocent bystanders, eg fiancee's family.
I'm not exclusively Christian but there are folks here in the states who say WWJD? (What would Jesus do). Don't know about that, but his father, Joseph, ran into a similar situation, thinking that some other guy had knocked up his bride to be. He reacted with maturity and compassion.
But its quite a story and I'm glad you posted it.
Glad your friend came back.
Furman
Sent on the Now Network™ from my Sprint® BlackBerry
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