Re: BOSS!
madhu karmakar
BOSS
A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present.
The next day he went to the pet shop and saw
three identical parrots in a cage.
He asked the clerk , "how much for the parrot on the right?
The owner said it was Rs. 2500.
"Rs. 2500." , the man said. "Well what does he do?
"He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office 2000 , responds the clerk.
"He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters."The man then asked what the second parrot cost.
The clerk replied , Rs. 5000 , but he not only knows Office 2000 ,
but is an expert computer programmer.Finally , the man inquired about the cost of the last parrot.
The clerk replied , "Rs. 10 , 000."
Curious as to how a bird can cost Rs. 10 , 000 , the man asked what this bird's specialty was.
The clerk replies , "Well to be honest I haven't seen him do anything.
But the other two call him "BOSS"!!
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