Fwd: Timepass Jokes !!
abhijit biswas
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Date: Mon, Aug 1, 2011 at 4:22 PM
Subject: Timepass Jokes !!
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1) Can A Kangaroo Jump Higher Than Eiffel Tower?
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Yes
How??
Eiffel Tower Can't Jump
2) What is the Advantage Of Unmarried Life?
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Think.
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Think
U Can Use Ur Bed's Both side.
3)Is Love Possible With Out Money?
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Yes ,but this facility is available for GIRLS ONLY.
4) Which weapon can u make by combining Potassium,
Nickel and Iron?
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Ans:
KNiFe.
5) some doubts:
If all nations in the world are in debt so where did the all money go?
When dog food new with improved test ,who test it?
If black box flight recoder never demaged during plane crash , why whole airplane made out of that stuff?
Who is copyrighted the copyright symbol?
6)who is the laziest person in the world?
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Who invented the SNOOZE option in alarm.
7) Tell me which ANIMAL can't
Walk
Speak
Listen
Fly
Eat
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This is the ANIMAL Written on Board .
8.Why we can find sun in the day only not in night ?
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Because he is mamma's boy.
His mom says look ,dark outside so just go inside and sleep :J
9) Which fish cant swim in water ?
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Dead fish
10) How can an elephant enter the small car.?
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What ? friend its highly impossible
11)Which DRIVER has no license to drive but still Working?
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SCREW DRIVER 
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ABHIJIT BISWAS
Indian Association for the Cultivation of Science
Jadavpur, Kolkata-32, India.