Five Nights At Freddy 39;s Har Har Har Lyrics
Indira Rossetto
Mark: Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's, an indie horror game that you guys suggested, en masse, and I saw that Yamimash played it and he said it was really really good... So I'm very eager to see what is up. And that is a terrifying animatronic bear! 'Family pizzeria looking for security guard to work the nightshift.' Oh... 12 a.m. The first night. If I didn't wanna stay the first night, why would I stay any more than... five... Why I stay any more than two- hello? Okay...
Phone Guy: Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced.
Phone Guy: If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right?
Phone Guy: Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person.
Phone Guy: They'll p-they'll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to... forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit.
Phone Guy: Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary.
Mark: Oh, hi! There you are, pretty bunny thing... Okay... Okay, okay, I get it, I get it, I get it, where'd you go? You're still there? Alright, you stay there. I don't know if it's good that you're staring at me! Oh my god. I thought it was weird that I couldn't move, but this is totally different... than any horror game I've ever played. So what you gotta do in case you're not getting it is you gotta watch the cameras to make sure they don't come by- and you only got a little much power- Is he still there? Hi, you're still there. Wait a minute, what, Did you move?! Okay, you didn't move. You don't move neither... You don't move nothing... If I see you moving... I don't wanna see anything...Oh-oh-oh my god! Terrifying! Why do I leave the doors open, why isn't there enough power?
Mark: Uh-oh, oh, oh no, oh no, no, no! No-no-no... No, no, no, no, close it-eh! Close it, god dammit! Eh. You'll never get me! Okay, you're over there, alright...It's okay. Why can't I even have enough power for lights? Stay right there you douchebag! You stay right the F there... God dammit! That is like- this is like the most terrifying game I've ever played! They're gonna pop out at me! Oh god, he's gone. Hi. Okay. You're just gonna alternate between the two places, it's totally fine. Your other friends, they ain't moving. They ain't moving much. I see where I am. You're not near me. So, that's good. Just gonna p-periodically check... How much longer do I need- I need last to 6 a.m. Oh god, am I gonna have enough power? Oh god, if I run out of power will they be able to get me? Oh god... You stay right there! Why am I still using some power? Oh god... Seriously, I w-... this is like... this is like... bad! Okay, you're still there, okay. This is the first night, they said it should be easy the first night so I'm only assuming one of em... is gonna wandering around, and it's just a creepy bunny guy. (starts singing) Happy fun time at Freddy's... fun land... having such a wonderful time... (stops singing) Okay, still there? Okay, you're still there... and I'm gonna name you... Bunny... Boliday-
Ah! Oh, hi hi hi hi hi hi. Okay, okay, I don't have much power left. What are you gonna do? Is the other one still there? Ugh! Hi... Oh, you moved again! Where where where where where? (Scared laughing) What do I do? what do I do?
Mark: Oh, you are so right so behind that door! Oh, what happens if I open the door?! I'm gonna run out of power. Oh, I'm gonna run out of power! Is he there? I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die... I don't wanna die... Ah, one percent power! (nervously grudging)
Phone Guy: Uh... Interestingly enough, Freddy himself doesn't come off stage very often. I heard he becomes a lot more active in the dark though, so, hey, I guess that's one more reason not to run out of power, right?
Phone Guy: Uh, also, uh, check on the curtain in Pirate Cove from time to time. The character in there seems to be unique in that he becomes more active if the cameras remain off for long periods of time. Uh, I guess he doesn't like being watched.Bonnie is in W. Hall Corner
Mark: There's Big Yellow. Is he still there? Is he still there? Yes, you're still here! Very good! Very good! Oh! Don't like this... Is he still there? I'm so gonna run out of- Okay, he left. Okay. Okay! We're okay, we're gonna be fine. We're gonna be totally fine. We're gonna be fine- hello. Hello m-Bubsy- where's the other guy? Where's the other guy? Where is he?! Where is he, where is he, where is he, where is he, where-
Mark: Hi! Hey, Freddy, how you doing?! Okay. You gonna be nearby? You stay there! Where's the other one, where's the other one, where's the other one? There he is. Okay. I am pani- I am losing my shit right now! I am not okay with this!
Mark: Hi... "Let's Eat!" Let's eat what? Are you still there? Okay, he's gone. Good. Stay gone, forever, and ever and ever and ever- oh, you're coming back! Either that or you're leaving. Oh, I'm not gonna have enough power to survive the night. My butt is gonna be munched! I'm gonna be shoved into a teddy bear outfit, and they're gonna laugh! Where is he? Where'd he go?
Mark: Where's M- Hi, (scared laughter) Hi, Mister Ducky. (crying) God, this night is lasting so long... I just wanna go home. I never wanna play this game again. I'll be a good boy! God dammit. This would be like terrifying if you... controlled the cameras with like an Oculus Rift or something. Oh, my god. Cause you just move your head back and forth... Oh, my god. Hi again. Where's the other one? Where'd he go, where'd he go- Oh, there he is. Okay, so long as you two stay right there, you'll be good! You look very pretty! H-ugh, where was the Pirate Cove Guy? Oh, here is Pirate Cove, okay. So I just gotta... Hoo... I just gotta keep an eye on you guys. Gonna be fine! OH, oh I bet using the camera takes power too- I'm down to 34%! I got 3 hours to go!
Mark: Hi, Pirate Cove man! O-oh! Oh my god... Oh, where'd they go? Still there. Still there? Pirate Cove Man! How you doin? Oh man, I love workin' at Didney Worl' (mockup of Disney World), it's ma favorite...
Mark: Hi! What are you doing out of your cage?! Please, get back in! I don't want you out of here! Oh, he's coming for me! Oh, he's coming for me! Oh, why do I have to watch three of them? I am like legit freaking out right now. I am not okay with this. Oh god, they moved. Where'd you move to? Oh, you're coming down the hallway, huh? Which one are ya? You've not left Pirate Cove yet... You're still there... You're coming down that hallway... Pirate Cove Man, how you doing Pirate Cove Man?
Mark: Oh, game over indeed! Oh, are those my eyeballs? Ah... (coughs) Oh hi... Okay. So that was 'Five Nights at Freddy's'. I couldn't even survive two. God dammit! Hah! Oh, god! Oh, I tried to hit the door- I tried so bad... Oh... Okay. Okay, thank you all so much for watching, check out the other scary games that I've played, and if you wanna play this for yourself, you can check it in the description below. If you really want me to play it again and try to beat it, let me know in the comments below. Thanks again everybody, and as always, I will see you in the next video. Bye-Bye!
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