Boys will be boys !!!!

[Dj]

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the
rules
from the male side.


These are our rules:


- Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!


1.


- Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it that
way.


1.


- Crying is blackmail.


1.


- Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
- Subtle hints do not work!
- Strong hints do not work!
- Obvious hints do not work!
- *JUST SAY IT!*


1.


- 'Yes' and 'No' are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question


1.


- Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what
we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for


1.


- A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor


1.


- Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
fact,
all comments become null and void after 7 days


1.


- If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us


1.


- If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one


1.


- You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
done
- Not both
- If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself


1.


- Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials


1.


- Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we


1.


- ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings.
- Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a
fruit.
- We have no idea what mauve is.


1.


- If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.


1.


- If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth
the hassle


1.


- If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
answer you
don't want to hear


1.


- When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine,
Really


1.


- You have enough clothes


1.


- You have too many shoes


1.


- I am in shape. Round is a shape.


Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh, they
deserve so
much


Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them an education