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Fred A. Miller
Dec 2, 2014, 4:48:20 PM12/2/14
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Barack Obama, not feeling well
and concerned about his mortality after his party's
historic
losses in the recent election, goes to consult a Psychic about the date of his death.
losses in the recent election, goes to consult a Psychic about the date of his death.
Closing
her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the
future she finds the answer:
“You will die on a Jewish holiday.”
“You will die on a Jewish holiday.”
“Which one?'” Obama asks
nervously.
“It doesn't matter.” replied the
psychic. “Whenever you die, it'll be a Jewish
holiday.”
-- Trusting Obama With Border Security Is Like Trusting Bill Clinton With Your Daughter!
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