Fwd: Bada hai to Panga hai !!!

[Shiv ...]

~Shiv.

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Date: Wed, Dec 8, 2010 at 11:49 AM
Subject: Bada hai to Panga hai !!!
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Mukesh Ambani in his 27 storeyed home...... Mukeshbhai gets up from his bed room on 15th floor, takes a swim in the swimming pool on 17th floor, has breakfast on the 19th floor, dresses up for office on 14th floor, collects his files and office bag from his personal office on 21st floor, wishes bye to Nitaben on 16th floor, says ‘see you’to his children on 13th floor, and goes down on 3rd floor to self drive his 2.5 crore Mercedes to office, but then, he finds out that he has forgotten the car keys upstairs. But on which floor? 15th, 17th, 19th, 14th, 21st, 16th or 13th ? He phones all his servants, cooks,maids, secretaries, pool attendants, gym trainers, lift attendantsetc. on all the floors. There is a hectic search and lot of running around on all the floors, but the key is not traceable . Fed up, after half an hourof frantic search, Mukeshbhai leaves in a huff in a chauffeur driven Ikon car. At 3.30 P.M. late in the afternoon it is discovered that 4 days back , a temporary replacement maid had washed Mukeshbhai's pant and hung it to dry on a string in the balcony of 16th floor, with car keys in the pant pocket. The key had blown away somewhere in the high winds at 16th floor level and was never found. This was detected because of Nitaben's habit of checking clothes given for ironing personally. Meanwhile, after 3 days of the incident, Nitaben with all irritation writ large on her face, complained to Mukeshbhai asking him where he was roaming till 3 A.M. last night … Mukesh replied that he was at home all night. "Then why did the helicopter land in the terrace at 3 A.M? I was so much worried…I could not sleep whole night," quizzed Nitaben. "Oh That helicopter….That helicopter came from Germany , sent by Mercedes people to deliver the duplicate car key".......mumbled Mukesh. Moral of the story : Stay in 1 BHK / 2 BHK flat only. The Least-Problem Home. J

 

 

 

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