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[Zulema Estabrooks]

WizThe animal in this situation was usually the American alligator who was usually flushed in fear of it getting too big. In Gotham City, a man just as ferocious as any alligator resides in the sewers. This man goes by the name...Killer Croc.

Wiz: Waylon Jones' life was rough from the beginning. His mother dead from childbirth and his father long gone because he simply couldn't even look at him, he was raised by his abusive, alcoholic aunt.

Wiz: Growing up, Jones was teased and mocked for his condition causing him to have no one to call a friend. This caused him to sometimes lash out and get in trouble, often leading him to the juvenile center. There was even a deputy who beat him at the age of ten!

Wiz: Well, he did. He murdered and devoured his aunt at the age of sixteen; he was tried as an adult and eventually killed one of his fellow inmates. Eighteen years later, he was released and on the hunt...for a job.

Wiz: *sigh* Why can't I have a co-host that understands? Anyway, Waylon got a job as an alligator wrestler. He was easily a fan favorite as he literally snapped them in half...jeez, I test on chimps and even I don't think that's ethical.

Boomstick: Now residing in the sewers of Gotham, Killer Croc would murder many innocents until his faithful meeting with the Batman. Now because Batman always has to win, Croc was beaten and sent to Arkham Asylum where he had recurring night terrors from electroshock therapy...can his life not get any worse?!

Wiz: He's definitely had his ups and downs, but there's no denying that Waylon is definitely a force to be reckoned with. Due to his tough reptilian skin, razor sharp teeth and claws, extreme healing factor, and his hulking figure, Killer Croc has become a staple enemy of Batman.

Boomstick: The bastard is also surprisingly smart in most incarnations. Smart enough to outwit Bane, his arch-rival in crime, of all people. He can casually crush a human skull in his hand, which takes 520 pounds per square inch to do so.

Wiz: And in one fight with his rival, Bane actually threw off the 1000+ foot Wayne Tower. And he survived. Then there was one time where Bane broke both of his arms, only for them to regenerate in a matter of minutes.

Wiz: But what is canon are his several fights against the undead abomination, Solomon Grundy, after he mistakenly confused the sewers for a swamp. Now, the only problem with this is that Grundy's power differs from time to time; it goes from him to be as mighty as Superman to on the level of Batman. So we can't really assume what level Grundy was at here.

Boomstick: But wait, there's more! After eating some mutated animals, some lady named Maro performed a ritual on him that made him a crocodilian beast with tons of eyes and claws. It's...weird.

Wiz: His win-to-loss record is...pretty pathetic in all honesty. Bane, Batman, Harley Quinn, Robin, Batgirl, and others have claimed to defeat Waylon. Kind of like how Boomstick tries to fight when he's drunk.

Leaves crunched under boots as the officers of Gotham had been sent out to subdue this "zombie serial killer" someone had warned them about. There were twenty of them, all huddled up in a ball, each of them facing different directions to shoot. They weren't aiming to kill, however, as said creature was to be brought back for testing and research. A short officer turned around swiftly as he heard the snap of a branch.

All of a sudden, like some sort of living nightmare, a hulking man swiped his massive hand out of a bush and decapitated an officer. The remaining ones stood in place, guns drawn at the man standing in front of them.

He was tall, at least six feet and five inches, surprisingly muscular, and wielding a two foot long serrated machete in his hand. The most notable feature, though, was the cracked hockey mask on his face.

A female officer pulled out a special gun, confiscated by a certain criminal, and shot it towards Voorhees. The impact froze Jason on contact, reducing him to a simple block of ice. The officers waved their hands in the air as a helicopter came down and released a net that would pick up the zombie and take him back.

The block of ice was delivered to a scientist who had read up on and studied the undead phenomenon. Jason lied still once he was thawed. As the scientist loomed over him, his hand shot up and grabbed the scientist by his throat. His hand completely crushed his windpipe, and the poor man was dead in a matter of seconds.

He walked out of the building and saw a drunken woman walking along the dark streets of Gotham, laughing in her drunken state. Jason slowly and quietly made his way over to his target. Unfortunately for him, he stepped on the tail of a cat causing it to wail and run away. The woman turned around and screamed as loud as she could:

The sewers smelled dank and of feces as the predator and prey ran (or in Jason's case, speed-walked) through. The woman discovered what seemed like a dead end when she bumped into a hard surface. Jason found a lantern and picked up to increase his vision.

The poor woman didn't realize until too late; she tried to run, but Croc's hand grabbed around the woman's skull and crushed it with a single squeeze. He turned his head from the bloody mess to Jason.

Jason was the first to stumble back, tripping over a ledge that was slickered up with sewer water as Croc took the opportunity to charge quickly at him. Before the Scourge of the Sewers jumped on Jason, the masked killer stuck his machete upright to impale Croc in his chest. But to his surprise, the blade didn't puncture Croc, just hold him off.

Jason grunted angrily and hit Croc and his jaw, actually loosening a few of his teeth. He fell to the ground and Croc saw the hole in his chest quickly regenerate the bones, tissue, and eventually skin.

Croc roared in pain as he pulled the arrow out of his eye and crushed it in his hand. As Voorhees prepared another arrow, Croc rushed him fast enough to bite right through his arm. While the attack didn't faze the smaller killer, it still threw him off for a bit while Croc took the opportunity to claw him viciously into shreds.

The attack staggered Croc long enough for Jason to follow up with a blow to his ankle causing the giant to fall to one knee. Jason raised his machete above his head and prepared to slam it down on Waylon Jones' head to end the reign of the Killer Croc.

With his signature weapon gone, Jason had to improvise. The water came up to about his waist and the tunnel was dark. He waited until Waylon came in, smelled around for a bit, then submerged himself underwater. Jason waited patiently while he expected Croc to come up any minute. Suddenly, he saw a large dark object rush at him full speed.

Croc's body came up to the surface face-up, showing a large hole in his chest. The water drained from the tunnel and back to their original fighting place. Jones' body hit the ledge of the sewers as Jason sauntered over to him. He brutally stomped Croc in his face spraying teeth and blood everywhere. He did this over and over again until Croc finally caught his foot.

Jason fell hard on his back and struggled to get up. He didn't have enough time to, however, because Killer Croc had already jumped up to the surface and stomped on Jason to keep him pinned to the ground. He outstreched his colossal clawed hand out towards a Hummer and slammed it on Jason. He did this over and over again until Voorhees was nothing more than a bloody mess on the pavement. Jones breathed heavily then started to walk away. He then heard the familiar sound of meat squishing together and bones reassembling.

With the greater size advantage, the mutated Killer Croc swung at Jason with his claws outstreched. But to his surprise, Waylon's hand was caught by both of Jason's. He lifted the beast over his head and slammed him down on the ground.

The impact was devastating as it flipped over cars and shook buildings. Jason loosened his grip on his foe and picked up his machete. He threw it at Croc hoping to strike him in one of his many eyes, but instead bounced off his skin and into a poor bystander who had been walking by. Jason realized he didn't have enough time to pick up his signature weapon, and instead, he pulled out a hunting knife and lunged it at Waylon.

The knife embedded itself in the masked killer's flesh, but he only grunted and pulled it out. Croc went on the offensive, charging at Jason to finish the fight once and for all, but Jason moved out of the way just in time for Croc to crash shoulder-first into the wall of an apartment building, causing the foundation of them to crumble. Jason used this opportunity to reclaim his serrated, titanium machete from the poor guy's chest.

Boomstick: Even durabilty was a no-brainer as both can shake off gunfire and stab wounds with ease. However, Croc can because his skin is more durable. On the other hand, Jason just has a good regen factor. But yeah, base Jason was by no means beating Croc. But what about Uber Jason?

Wiz: Don't even get started on that one. If Wonder Woman can't even make a dent in him, the same Wonder Woman who is able to fight Superman and Darkseid, how would Jason even come close to standing a chance?

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