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1. Life is test Islam Is Best Namaz Is Must Aakhirat Is For Rest. World Is only Dust. If Quran Is IN Chest Nothing Need Next Obeyed ALLAH First Success will be Next. Send by Saima(swabi)

 !1) Twinkle Twinkle little star

       You should know what you are

        And once you know what you are

      Mental hospital is not so far.

2.Prayer is a free out Going CALL to GOD No network or battery Problem , Always Good Signals & all messages Sent. Make Prayer a habit & remember me in Ur Prayers.

Send by Saima (Swabi)

 

3.Some People come into Our lives & quickly go.Some stay For a while & Leave Foot prints On our Hearts & we are Never ever The same.

 

4.::. ]| I am in Love.....! |[ .::.

      L O V E
L = Lake of Sorrow
O = Ocean of Tears
V = Valley of Death
E = End of life....      
 

5.Meaning of Friendship:
F-------FOREVER
R-------RESPONCIBLE
I--------INTELLIGENT
E-------EAGER TO MAIL
N-------NICE
D-------DIVINE
S--------SIMPLE
H-------HEARTLY
I--------INTERSTED
P-------PEACEFUL

 

6.SEVEN WONDERS OF FALLING IN LOVE: (1)MEETING SOMEONE. (2)GETTING TO KNOW THAT SOMEONE.3.UNDERSTANDING THE PERSON .(4)ACCEPTING. (5)LOVING (6)LETTING GO WHEN YOU HAVE TO.7.REMEMBERING WHEN ITS GONE

 

7. U & I are friend, when u cry, I cry.
When u laugh, I laugh.
When u hurt me, I hurt.
When u jump off a bridge…I m sure going to miss u! ;)

 

8. Think big, think smart,
think positive,
think beautiful,
think great,
I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut...
just think about ME!

 

9. To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.

2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it “IN”
she pushes it.
!!!!
True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!

(0300-9022110)

 

10.ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child

But in stupidity
u have no comparison

 

11.A smile is a sign of joy
A hug is a sign of love
A laugh is a sign of happiness
& a friend like Me ...
Well that’s a sign of ur Good Taste!! :)

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.then

I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack

2. Dear Friend, When i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock

ARE U REALLY DEAF ? :P

 

13.Friendship is like a glass
handle it with care
because once broken cannot be mended
and even if mended....
a crack is always there !!!
 
14.When Nights are long & Friends are few,
I sit by my Window & think of u.
a silent whisper a silent tear.
with all my Heart i wish you were here.

 

15.Smile a while and while you smile,
smile another smile and soon there will be miles
and miles of smile just because you smiled,
i wish your day is full of SMILE

 

16.A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart.

17.Mountain can fly, river can dry
you can forget me but never can I,

18.You must be a good runner because you are
always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter
because I Miss You Always...

 

19.Good Person : Its YOU

Good Friend : Its YOU again

Good Heart : Thats YOU !
Good Will : Its also YOU !
Good Looking Ahh....
hold it. Its 2 much 4 u..... Now its ME

 

20.When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!

21.When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make sure that u select some one who will never break your heart coz broken hearts have no spare parts.

 

5 great peoples....
1.Quaid: woh to ab rahe nahi
2.wasim akram: woh kisi kaam kay nahi
3.aishwarya rai: apni pohanch say bahir
4.baki rahe aap aur hum
So keep in touch... ;)

23.Badi asaani se dil lgaaye jaate hain
par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain
le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par
jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain

 

24.Most people walk in and out of your life,
but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart.

25.Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,and impossible to forget.

26.I saw u on road today.
U were lukin so fine,
ur face so divine,
ur walk so perfect.
My heart started singing a sweet song:
Who Let The Dog Out!(apni mazaak hai yaar ;)

  
27.When it hurts to look back,
and you're scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you
and your best friend will be there
  

28.When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
  
29.one day Love and friendship met.
Love asked-when i already exist why are you here?
friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!"
Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good.
  
30.If you love someone, put their name in a circle,
instead of a heart, because hearts can break,
but circles go on forever

31.If all my friends were to jump off a bridge,
I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them. 
  
32.To handle yourself, use your head;
To handle others, use your heart.
 
33.Muskura do jara khuda ke vaste,
sama-e-mahefil mai rosni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya gum hai,
hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai? 
  
34.Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don't bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me.....
  
 
35.a friend is sweet when it is new...
it is sweeter when it is true....
but you know that.....
it is the sweetest when it is u..."
  

36.Chehre pe ashko ki lakeer si ban gayi
Jo na chaaha tha vo takdeer si ban gayi
humne to chalaayi thi ret pe ungli
gaur se dekha to unki tasveer si ban gayi
 
37.Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

38.Door rehkar bhi yaad karenge
yeh mat sochna ki bhool jayenge tumeh,
agar dost bankar raas na aaye
to ajnabi ban kar yaad aayenge tumeh
  
39.destiny decides who u meet in life
but its only your heart that can decide
who gets to stay in your life.....

40. Two lovers plan a suicide.
Boy jumped first.
Gal closed her eyes n returned back saying: Luv is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying: Luv never dies

41.Have a heart that never hardens
have a smile that never fades
have a touch that never burnt
and have friendship that never breaks.
 
42.If u drop me i ill break if u hold me i ill shake
if u need me i ill hurry, if u don't call me i ill worry
if u hurt me i ill cry but if u leave me i ill die.

43. For a woman Every Man is Terrorist. First he attacks her Twin Towers & then He Destroys her Pentagon & then Thrusts a missile in Her Bunkers

Send by Tariq Hassan  S/O Hassan Mummand  ( PTV News Translato Peshawar)  +92 300 9034484
 
44. Sincere Apology : If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, then plz dont hesitate, feel free to..... Throw ur mobile otherwise Friendly Reply me. (+923009022110)

45. L%k out$ide,it$ $o plea$ent

MOON $miling 4 U*

Tree$ dancing 4 U*

$tanrs $inging 4 U*

$ky praying 4 U*

Cloud$ l%king 4 U*

& ME mi$$ing &

waiting 4 ur msg or call.
 
46. Har koi pyar ke liye tarapta hai,
Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
mere pyar ko galat mat samajna,
pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai.

47. Nurse to Boy: Tum kitna kamaa lete ho.

Boy:1500 aur upar se 2000, aur tum?

Nurse: 1000 aur niche se 5000.

48. Ek aad'mee ne ek bheeR bharee bus men ek lady se kaha: Apne santre sambhaaliye ma'm, Ve mujhe pareshaan kar rahe hain.

 Lady ne use ghoor'te huye kaha: Tumko kya, santre mere hai na.

 Man: Haan par, juice to mera nikal raha hai.

 

49.Love is sweet poison:
Do not consume without your beloved's advise
and keep out of reach of children
and keep it in cool and dark place.
 

50.Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey
   

51.Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

52.If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST,
If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE,
If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST,
and since you are my friend...U R THE BEST !!

 

53. What does a girl mean when she offers pepsi?
P= please

E=enter

P=penis

S=slowly

I=inside

 "aha" yeh dil mange more.
 

54.jawaab teri shayari ka....
denge hum shayari mein....
naam tera likh baithe hain....
apne dil ki diary mein....

55.Dil ki aavaj bhi sun
mere fasaane pe na jaa
meri najaroN ki taraf dekh
jamaane pe na jaa..   
 

56.Haseeno ne haseen banke gunaaah kiya,
auro ko to theek humko bhi tabaah kiya,
pesh kiya jab ghazaloN mein unki bewafaii ko,
auro ne to theek unhone bhi waah waah kiya
 

57.Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....
Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

 

58. When ur life is in darkness pray to God
 
 Ask him to free u from darkness and
 
Even after you pray and you are still in darkness,
 
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL ! 

 

59.Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,
ladkon ko fassane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai 

60 .i love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u". Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !

61.Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much ! Philips TUBE Light”

62.A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me    E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding

63.The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

64.Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and       the endless horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof?

65.You've got Sex Appeal... You've got Style... You've got Intelligence... You've got Class... You've got D Face... & You've got D Body... & I've got the wrong number! Sorry!

66.This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat. 

67.Hi Musharraf needs 500 donkeys to attack on India.****499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo ,jaldi karoo.

68.What is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes****that the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey****plz contact zoo for detail

69.Someday u may lose ur hair.****u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.****But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.****coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

70.You look so fine!I want to...****break your heart and give you mine

71.You are like the sunshine so warm,****you are like sugar, so sweet...****you are like you...****and that's the reason why I love you!

72.Love is like war...****Easy to start...****Difficult to end...****Impossible to forget

73. Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi. Ek ladki ne electric office me phone karke kaha:

 Light chali gayi hai. aadmi bhejo.

 Jabaab mila, "Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo."

74.I've seen angels in the sky,****I've seen snow fall in July,****I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do,****But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!

75.Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People****Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.****Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More****But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

76.TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,****RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,****PEPSI ka cr8 ho,****ANDE ka oml8 ho,****SMS KARNE ME bade le8 ho,****JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,****KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

77.Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,****Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,****Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun****isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon

78.

79.Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi.****Sagar se gahra koi nahi.****Ab aapki kya tarif karu...****Dosto me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi!

80.Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai    

gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai ,

tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,

 tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

 81.God created the earth,****God created the woods, ****God created you too, ****but yes, even God makes mistakes!

82. GF IS BEAUTY & WIFE IS DUTY,
GF IS SPRINGROLL & WIFE IS DABBAGOL,
GF IS CHUSKI & WIFE IS RISKY,
GF IS TOOTIFROOTY & WIFE IS KISMAT FUTY.....

 God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

 He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .

 He saw me in dark, he created light

He saw me without problems, He created YOU.

My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face lights up, bursts in to beeps and has ur name written all over it. I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u!

 

Contact # < aims...@yahoo.com >26years old , male <single > M.A Pakistan-study .B.Ed (bachlor in Education ) .L.L.B part 2                                                                 aimalkhan (+92  3 J J   9 J 2 2 1 1 J ) Peshawar PAKISTAN

("A true friend is someone who reaches your hand and touches your heart..."Keep Smiling)

The tragedy of life is not so much what men suffer,

but rather what they miss" Keep Smiling

  

    ENGLISH SMS 2  aimalk...@yahoo.co.in

 

Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c implies a=c. Tell me an example.

Student : I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter.  

 

 

Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and

"arranged marriage"It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" o"shoot himself".

 

 

When god opened the window of heaven he saw me and asked? What is ur wish 4 today?" I said: "Lord, Please take specially care of the person reading this message." (+923009022110)

 

If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending SMS, i'll kill you. (+923009022110)

 

MOBILES R IRRITATING,RINGS EVERY NOW AN THEN RECHARGING BATTERYMESSAGES GET DELAYEDBUT ONE THING I LUV ABT IT
IT CONNECTS ME AND YOU :) (+923009022110)

 

A baby monkey asked his mother monkey, "why do v look so bad?". The mom monkey said, " Thank God!! U r still better, just look at the person reading this SMS." (+923009022110)

 

Love the heart that hurts you, but never hurt the heart that loves you. Plesae don't hurt my heart

I AM IN HOSPITAL NOW.
AFTER 5 MINS, I WILL B TRANSFERED  2 A SYRGERY ROOM.
THE DOCTOR TOLD ME,
I WILL DIE IF I STOP
RECIEVING UR  SMS. (+923009022110)

 

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Standing by my window waiting 4 ur message if u don't SMS I will jump from Ground Floor..

 

Heart can only love 4a while u can put many relations  in a  file, u can make a desert from the nile, but u cant stop my smile when i see ur name on my mobile!!!

 

Your network tariff has changed. call charges r now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper. CONGRATS u can make free calls.

 

There is a meeting at Mental Hospital all doctors, nurses & attendents are present but meeting have not started Bcoz patient is busy in reading this SMS.

 

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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field                               Teacher : How?Student : Ladies first.

 

People Live, People Die,
People Laugh, People cry,
Some give up, Some will try,
Some say Hi, Some say Bye,
Others may Forget u.
But...HOW CAN I?

Touch it gently.. Put ur finger inside.. If hole is big put three fingers..Rub it up & down gently .......... that's the right way of
washing the glass!!!!!(+923009022110)

 

When thing go wrong, & when sadness fills ur heart, & when tears flow in ur eyes, just let me know coz I want 2 b there 4 u, I'm selling tissues. Buy 1 Get 1 Free!!! (+923009022110)

 

Every 1 wants 2b the sun that lights up ur life, but I'd rather b ur moon, so I can shine on u during ur darkest hour when ur sun is not around!!!

V like each other bcoz
U think I'm nice,
I think u r nice;
U think I'm cool,
I think u r cool,
U think I'm sweet,
I think u r sweet,
U think I'm smart,
I think u r Right.

Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT! (03009022110) OR (+923009022110)

 

Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace"

 

== == ==FRIENDSHIP == == ==
Knows no Season, Knows no Time,
It has a sole intention.
Of bringing people together..
To a time.. Called."FOREVER"

 

Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!
 
*A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding

 

Life without u is impossible. U r in my blood. Cannot stay for a sec without u. If there u aren't, I'm dead. Excuse me, I'm talking of oxygen.
 
U r the one whose so smart,U r the one whose so charming, U r the one whose so caring, U r the one whose so good looking. And, I'm the one who is spreading these rumors.

 

Time and Distance r unimportant between friends, When a friend is in ur heart, they remain there 4ever. I may be so busy, But I assure u r always in my Heart!!!
 
Its hard to find Sum 1 whoz 99%Cute, 98% Sweet, 95% loving, 90% down 2 earth, Dats Me , Wot a waste if u loode me.So betta keep in touch.

 

We met , it was my chance, we met once against was my luck, v became friends, it was my destiny, v r still friends its ur decision, we will always be friends, that's a promise.

 

What is true friendship ? U cry & I cry. U sad, I sad, U laughing, I laughing, U jump out of window... I look down... I am still laughing !

 

LIFE IS FOR LIVING,I LIVE 4 USONGS ARE 4 SINGING,I SING 4 U FRIENDS R FOR CARING, I CARE 4 UANGELS R 4 KEEPING CAN I KEEP U

(+923009022110)

To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of ___expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them.
  
Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

 

IF U ASK ME HOW LONG I WILL BE UR FRIEND,MY ANSWER WOULD BE DON'T KNOWCOS I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHICH 1 IS LONGER--
FOREVER OR ALWAYS.

 

Introduction is possible anytime ,                                                                                   Love is possible sometime.                                                                             Marriage is possible one time ,                                                                                            but a  sweet friend like u is possible once in a lifetime.
 
Friendship is a promise made in the heart...Silent , Unwritten.,..Unbreakable by distance...Unchangeable by time...

 

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"  And the father replied,"I don't know son, I'm still paying."

 

It must have been a very rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't rain, it was the sky who was crying bcoz it lost its most beautiful star and that was you.

 Husband ask,"Do u know meaning of WIFE - Without Information Fighting Everytime!!!"Wife replies,"It means - With Idiot For Ever!!!

It’s not an achievement to make 100 Friends in a Year, but an achievement is to make a FRIEND for 100 years, n I know I've made ONE, that U. (03009022110)

GATES OF MEMORIES, NEVER CLOSEHOW I REMEMBER U, NO 1 KNOWS.DAYS WILL PASS N BECOMES YEARSILL REMEMBER U IN MY SILENT TEARS

LIFE IS LIKE A BOOK; EACH DAY A NEW PAGEWITH ADVENTURES 2 EXPERIENCE,LESSON 2 LEARN,AND GOOD DEEDS 2 REPLICATE
 
sign post outside collegeDRIVE CAREFULLY;DONT KILL THE STUDENT,LEAVE IT TO THE LECTURES

A sweeter smile, A brighter day, Hope everything turns out great for you today !!Good Morning, Have a Nice Day.

Positive thinking is like this. A little bird in the sky, U look up n it shits in ur eye & u dont cry. U just thank GOD that Cows dont fly.
 

(J3JJ-9J2211J)

GALILEO: Great Mind. 

EINSTEIN: Genius Mind.

NEWTON : Extraordinary Mind.

BILL GATES: Brilliant Mind.

ME : Master Mind.

YOU : Never Mind.

 

What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping and is responsible for making love? It's.............................................HEART.

When I think, I think of you, when I look, I want to look at you. I am crazy about you, even if it seems to become an obsession

 

She came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touced me, she bit, sucked, swalloed, when she was satisfied, she left, I was hurt... stupid Mosquito. (03009022110)

 

Every morning U R the 1st thing that come 2 my mind.  I wish I would start my day with U in my Bed. I Love Ur Feel to my Lips. U just makes my day.  I Love You.  NESCAFE :))

When I C the moon I C U ,                                                                                           When I C the stars I C U,                                                                                                   when I C the Sea I C U, get out of the way you are blocking my view.

Take My Eyes but let me c u.                                                                                          Take my mind but let me think about u.                                                                        Take my hand but let me touch u.                                                                    But if u want to take my heart, its already with U.

 

Friends are like pieces of puzzle. If you lose one .. it will never be Complete again. Just want you to know you are one of the pieces, I cant afford to lose.  

 

My friend,  the best quality that i like about u is that, U R very sentimental .... (10% Senti and 90% Mental).
 
I can’t predict my future,i cant cant change my Past, I have present moment to me I will enjoy it as my last.

 

People Live.. People Die.. People Laugh.. People Cry.. Some Give Up.. Some Will Try.. Some Say Hi.. Some Say Bye..  Others mayforget U but... Never Shall I ;;)

 

What is the difference between secretary & private secretary? Ans: secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR.
 

C the sky, U will C God's grace ;

C the rain, U will dance once again;

C the moon ,U will C the depth of the lake;

C the mirror, U will see God's greatest asset.
 

When U are feeling stressed & about to breakdown - my friend, just remember STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards. It's a piece of cake!!!
 
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U .........Zthe one who invented alphabets was a genius, but he made a silly mistake by keeping " U " & " I " so far.
 
ABC: Allways Be Careful; DEF : Dont Ever Forget (me)JKLM:Just keep loving MeNOPQRSTUVW: No other person quite right shall treat u very well. ur loving XYZ.

I ask God 2 make U happy,make U smile,                                                               guide u safely through every mile,                                                                             Grant u wealth,Give u health,                                                                            And most of all give u strong memory so u don't 4get me.

 

Science has proved that sugar dissolves in water.So u please dont get wet in the rain, otherwise i will lose a sweet friend of mine!!!!!!

Dreams visit us when we are asleep - but God is truly wise.He wakes us each day & gives us every chance to make our dreams come true.
 
A friend is a gift, a gift to share. A gift from a package marked handle with care.I want u to know that u are one of the best gifts I received. Take Care.

 

Night has ended 4 another day, morning has come in a special way. May u smile like the sunny rays n leave ur worries 4 sum other day

 

A Girl asks her lover, will you love me like this after marriage also?                        Boy: Yes, only if your husband does not have any problem.

 

Wife : Do you want dinner?Husband : Sure, what are my choices?Wife : Yes and no. First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!! "Second Guy : "You're fortunate, mine's still alive."

 

 In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.

An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things. 'How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist.
'How long has what been going on?' said the man.
 
1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!

2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.

1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.
 
Man : How old is your father?Boy : As old as me.Man : How can that be?Boy : He became a father only when I was born.

       (+923009022110)                                 

Peter : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green andone is blue with red spots!Kirk : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.

                        
                                                                    
Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring,  wedding ring, suffering.   

 

A lady went to a restaurant and ordered a bowl of soup.

Lady : Waiter, what is this soup called?Waiter : It is called special chicken soup.

Lady : But I see no chicken in it!

Waiter : That's why it's so special!      

 

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."                        
                                                                   

 

SMS about “I LOVE U” +923009022110

 

*I need you... I love you... I can't go anywhere without you... Oh my lovely... SHOES ! 

 

Love is not measured by hugging, kissing & sex, love is respect and trust, accepting

Everyone needs to be loved...especially when they do not deserve it.

 

Why  do v close our eyes wen v pray,wen v cry,wen v kiss,wen v dream,coz d most beautiful things in life r unseen & felt only by heart...

 

They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!

 

if u touch &do not feel then its a desire,if u do not touch & u do not feel the its nothing but if u do not touch & feel its a $$ LOVE$$.

 

There are thousands of roses on this world, even if I gave you every rose to you, that would not be enough to tell you how much I love you!

 

What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you . I love you

 

Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs a pen,but for ME , I need you!!

 

I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life

 

Roses are red and the sky is blue ........ and I love you

Tears in my eyes ......... Tears for you ...... Tears that realise how much I love you

 

For the world you are somebody, but for somebody, you are the world! Lots of love, Somebody.

 

 When you get a couple of free movie tickets, you would not hesitate to think of that special someone. Then, you are in love. You keep telling yourself, "that special someone is just a friend", but you realize that you can not avoid that person's special attraction. At that moment, you are in love.
 
If you are much more excited for one short e-mail from that special someone than other many long e-mails, you are in love. When you find yourself as one who cannot erase all the messages in your answering machine because of one message from that special someone, you are in love.

 

When you are together with that special someone, you pretend to ignore that person. But when that special someone is not around, you might look around to find them. At that moment, you are in love.
 
Although that special someone was supposed to have called you long back, to let you know of their safe arrival, your phone is quiet. You are desperately waiting for the call! At that moment, you are in love.

 

SHORT SKIRTS HAV A TENDENCY 2 MAKE MEN POLITEHAVE U EVER SEEN A MAN GET ON A BUS AHEAD OF ONE ?

 :        

Patience with others is Love, Patience with self is Hope, Patience with God is Faith. (Adel Bestavr)
 
Whats the difference between a Kiss, a Car, & a Monkey? A kiss is so Dear, A car is too Dear, & the Monkey is you Dear.
 
The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved -- loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves. (Victor Hugo)
 
The truth is that there is only one terminal dignity-love. And the story of a love is not important-what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity. (~ Helen Hayes)
 
Love is always bestowed as a gift -- freely, willingly, and without expectation.... We don't love to be loved; we love to love. (~ Leo Buscaglia)
 
"People spend too much time finding other people to blame, too much energy finding excuses for not being what they are capable of being, and not enough energy putting themselves on the line, growing out of the past, and getting on with their lives." – (J. Michael Straczynski )

GOD MADE MEN BEFORE WOMEN BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS MAKE A ROUGH SKETCH BEFORE CREATING THE ORIGINAL MASTER-PIECE,,,,, : o ) "
 
 
I Wish 4 u;
Gr8 start 4 Monday
No Obstacles 4 Tuesday
No Stress 4 Wednesday
No Worry 4 Thursday
Smile 4 Friday
Party 4 Saturday
Great Fun 4 Sunday
Have a beautiful week

(J3JJ-9J2211J)

R is for Red
Red is 4 Blood
Blood is 4 Heart
Heart is 4 Miss
Miss is 4 U
U is  4 Me
Me is U
  ((Miss U))
 
C the Sky, U will C God's Grace,
C the Rain, U will dance once again,
C the moon, U will C the depth of lake,
C the mirror, U will C Gods Biggest Mistake.
 
Troubles are like as air, Luv as air, Luv as deep as ocean, friend as solid as diamonds, & success as bright as gold, These r Wishes 4 U, This day and Every Day..
 
I HV A CONFESSION 2 MAKE! EVER SINCE I'VE KNOWN U, ITS KIND A HARD 4 ME 2 4GET U. EVERY NITE U APPEAR IN MY DREAM  & I FIND MYSELF SHOUTING BHOOT BHOOT ....!
 

King like money, bee like honey, but I like u..don't get excited..i like monkey to.

In times of difficulties, don't ever say" God I have a big problem" but instead "hey problem I have a big god" and every thing will be ok." God Bless you".

Remember me day 2 day, remember me from far wary, if gravew shall be my bed, remember me when I am dead.
  
Hot Coffee!!
      |
cl " " " l Specially
  t_ _ _ j  4 u. I mixed it with 1 tbsp of luck 2 tbsp of hope 3 tbsp of smiles it'll make ur day happy-Gud Morning!!!
 
Laugh like u've never cried, play like u've never lost, Love like u've never hurt, and live like there is no tomorrow. Have a "Bindas Day" every day!!!! (Tension free!!)
 
 Negative thinking is the cause of physical and mental disorders but changing ourselves to think positive will change whole world for us (Gud Morning)
   
Gud Looks catch eye and gud personality catches a heart. U R blessed with both.. Flattered ??? Don't be. It was sent 2 me and I just wanted 2 read it.
   
 Someone may b in ur mind, Someone may b in ur heart, someone may b in yr life. But I am ur someone when no on is with u.PROMISE...
  
I asked god 4 world peace he said "Impossible" then I asked him 2 give u Brain. He said "I'll try 4 world peace".
    
Softly the leaves of memories and all slowly I'll pick and gather them all coz 2 day, 2morrow & till my life is thru, I'll always cherish having a FRIEND LIKE U!!!!
 
Ek gadha ped par chadha to uppar baithe hi hathi ne pucha "Tu kyu chadha?"G: Apple khane ke liye, H: lekin ye to mango tree hai?,G:malum hai, main aaple saath main laya hoon.
 
 CONGRATS LUCKY WINNER!!!
U won 15 days & 14 nights stay at hotel saonam palace in Baghdad (Iraq), Enjoy free fire works & Air shows provided be U.S Air Force..
 
Wats wrong with ur cell? Tried calling lots of times. Every time I dial ur no. the operator says-The subscriber u r calling is a monkey. Pls call the zoo 4 details

 

What is GIRL FRIEND:

Addition of Problem

Subtraction Of Money

Multiplication Of Enemy

Division of Friends SO  Be careful

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL!

 

A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?"
Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom


7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 Bloody marriage has 777777777777 problems.
So beware of glance!

SEXY SMS : (J3JJ-9J2211J)

aimalk...@yahoo.co.in ( +923009022110 )Peshawar:PAKISTAN

 

Newton's 3 laws.                                                                                                         1.Every man has a pole, woman has a hole                                                                   2.When pole enters hole, it produces a new soul                                                          3.When hand in motion, it produces lotion.
 
What do u get when u have sex with a judge, banker & architect?                               Judge- Honourable discharge.                                                                      Banker- Premature withdrawal.                                                                             Architect- Illegal erection.

Nipple Nipple dont be far, can I Press u in my car. Up above the chest so high, always milky never dry. Let me suck u don't feel shy, in the braziers u will die
 
Man walked into ladies toilet. Lady who was inside shouted 'THIS IS EXCLUSIVELY FOR WOMEN'. The man, unzipping his pants said, 'THIS TOO'!

 

 Son to Dad-Daddy, does a heart have legs? Dad-of course not! Son-don't lie, I heard u saying "sweet heart..spread ur legs!"

A woman gave birth to 6 babies, on seeing this she got off the hospital bed and slapped her husband and shouted, "I told u not to do in doggy style."
 
3 Sardar were stroking there cock very fast n hard in restaurant. waitress: What the hell r u doin? Sardar:V r hungry & the menu says "FIRST CUM FIRST SERVE".

 

Wife Is just Like Shadow If you Follow her She will Fly From you .IF you Fly From Her she will follow U.

Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ahmed : I want 2 b a pilot.
James : I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Asif : I want 2 help Deepa .

Dear lady subscribers: due to a fault in magnetic field and signals of our service your handsets will vibrate for one hour So keep it in your pussy & enjoy! *Customer Care*

The 'F' rule:- Find her..., Friend her..., Flirt her..., Finger her..., Fuck her..., Forget her.

 

Doctor says: A penis is the greatest breakfast because it has a mushroom head, a hotdog, 2 eggs and cream which provides all the nutrients 2 make women healthy.

A priest saw a girl removing her blouse. The priest prayed: God, please close my eyes. When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked This time he prayed God please close your eyes.

An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.you name pls. " abdul aziz "sex? " six times a week!! "no, no, I mean male or female! "doesn't matters, sometimes even camel!!! "
 
what makes a happy man?daughter on the cover of cosmo.son on the cover of sports illustratedmistress on the cover of playboyand .... wife on the cover of  " missing persons "
 
teacher:     what do you want to become?li'l Johnny:  doctor !!teacher:     why?lj:    coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay  for it.

 

woman complaining to dentist it ' s so painful, I ' d rather have a baby than have a tooth removed.dentist make up your mind soon, I ' ll adjust the chair accordingly.
 
old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN. the engraver shortened it to  " RETURNED UNOPENED "
 
75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.on their first night both were crying. why???coz she didn ' t know anything, and he had forgotten everything

AGE OF BOOBS: 14 to 16 LEMON, 17 to 22 ORANGE 23 to 28 MANGO, 29 to 40 TENDER COCONUT, 41 to 55 USED PILLOW, 56 to 65 AIR REMOVED BALLOON.

 

Mobile is the only thing that a man proudly says - Mine is smaller than yours!

 

("A true friend is someone who reaches your hand and touches your heart..."

Keep Smiling)

 A little about ME is That I AM Aimal khan  S/O Khawaja Muhammad Sayel (The Prose & Poetry Writer In pushto and I think Most of people Knows his name as well … Sayel’s poetry is well known)Academic Qualification IS that I did Matric in 1996 From P.E.F Degree College & School Got 682 Marks 80.2 % …… then For F.Sc I took Admission in Edwards College got 808 Marks 73.4% (1998) …then….B.A  from the Same College in (2000)  with 279 Marks, i.e 50.7%,I took Admission In M.A Pakistan-studies….63%RESULT……Then I did  B.ED ( Bachelor in Education )with  613 Marks…( 61 .3% )……….Now a days .On Temporary Lecturer Bases I am working In College as a teacher of  Pakistan Studies…& trying my best to find a Good Job,,,, then for Marriage I will fine good girl ( I don’t belief in girlfriend But in Friendship only with guys & girls both ) + L.L.B as well in evening Shift

<aimalk...@yahoo.co.in> 26years old , male <single > M.A Pakistan-study .B.Ed (bachlor in Education ) .L.L.B part 2                                                                 aimalkhan (+923 J J - 9 J 2 2 1 1 J ) Peshawar

 

 

Valentine Special THEY R LIKE INTERNET VIRUS.... THEY ENTER UR LIFE ,,,, EDIT UR MIND DOWNLOAD THEIR PROBLEM DELETE UR SMILE HANG U 4EVER SO...NO VALENTINE

Valentine's Day  SMS

1)          
1) Sumday ul forget me... My name, my voice, and who i am to you. But even if you forget me, just want u to know that i will never forget how much you mean to me.


2) i never regret d chance i gave myself 2 kwn you. Coz now u're a part of me dat i'l chersh til d end. im happy having knwn you, hope you fell d same way 2, (",)

3) ThRee seConDs t0 say i LoVe yoU...
3 hours to explain it...
aNd a LiFeTiMe 2 prove iT.


4) Wen u find luv...
Treasure it...
Take care of it...
B true 2 it...
Make gud use of it...
Bcoz luv comes unseen...
U can only c it...
wen it's gone.

5) When i say i love you, i mean i love you as you are i have no expectations, no selfish motives, no other desires than to let you know i
really love you.


6) Can i say i love you today? if not, can i ask you again tomorrow? And the day after that? Because I’ll be loving you every single day of my life.
7) I love you
till the day I die,
I love you
till I break down and cry.
I love you
and I’ll make you see
that none will ever love you
more than ME.

8) if u hesit8 whn i hold ur hand, ill let u go. if u run away whn i giv u a kiss, il let u go. But once u let me giv u a hug, just once... il never let you go
.
9) knowing u has always been a mystery.
i cudnt evn undrstand how we evr bcame friends.
But watevrd rison may b im thankful
coz somehow u made me hapPy...

10) When people see me texting they think i'm addicted to this texting thing. They're wrong because they don't know is that it's YoU i'm addicted to.

11) Never waste an opportunity to say "i love you" to someone you really love cause it's not everyday you meet a person who has the magic to let you fall in love.


12) Love is like air. you'll never know it's there until you feel it and
you'll never know it's gone until you need it.


13) wn i tel u here i am, wn i tel u i cre, i do..wn i teL u iL nver Leave
u, i wont. iL b here. i wont Leave u, & iL nver get tired of bein here 4u.

14) if u fall,"NoBoDy" wil care 4u!
if u die,"NoBoDy" will cry 4u!
coz "NoBoDy" luvs u!
oh by d way...my name is "NoBoDy!"


15) y do we close our eyes wen we dream?..
dts bcoz d most btiful thngs n lyf s unseen..
so ask me...y cnt i see u ryt nw?


16) Wn it cms 2 luv, its hard 2 know f u hve d ryt 1. Many lovers weep, and left n sorrow.y ? Bcoz WoRDS cant iMMoRTaLiZe emotions..:'c


17) i tHaNk u Bcoz u LiSten wHen i sPeak & U c Me 4 wHo i am. i wiL thanK u
evRy day of My LiFe Bcoz Ur 1 of My Life's greatst gfts!


18) u dnt hav 2 ask f i care. in evry word u say, fil free2tel ur worries & realyz dt im hir..4 now 4 always & 4evr 4u exclusvely...


19) its ok 2 disagree w/ sum1 u luv. how u disagree makes all the difference. Disagree with respect 4 d other person's opinion whether or not u think its right.


20) D bad tyms can strengthen a relationship if both persons r willing to make a commitment 2 do whatever it takes 2 work on d problems & learn from the bad times.


21) i wndr y d strs stl shyn evn f im sad.
i wndr y d birds stl fly evn f i cry.
i wndr y d sun stl smyls evn f im blu.
myb bcz d wrld's telin me i stl hv u.


22) To live this Life , i need heartbeat,,,
To have a heartbeat, i need a Heart,,,
To have a Heart, i need Happiness,,,
To have a Happiness, i need you..!!

23) I love my eyes when you look into them, i love my name when you say it, I love my heart when u love it, and i love my life when you are a part of it.

 

24) B4 i go to sleep, u knw wht i do? i think of u & whn its my lucky nyt, i dream of u. i dnt wana wake up bcoz whn i do, u know what? i just start missing you...

25) one should not love just to fill in an empty space but to have someone to stay by his side to complete the missing piece in his life.

26) Saying i luv u is important, but not enuf. Love is a verb, an action word. Sumtyms passive because it happens to us but also active because we choose to do it.

27) The key to finding the right relationship is like most other things in life: keep trying and searching until you find the right one for you.


26) i thought dat if i tried 2 stay away, id learn 2 let you go & forget, but i was wrong. The more i stayed away from you, the more i realized how much i love you.


27) To love is to risk.. sOmEtiMes we get  .wt we dont xpect.. bt dats juz how it is to love..we simply  have to give..not knowing  what to take...


28) each day i am with you is better than the last, and my first day with you was the best day of my life.


29) a boy was about 2 leave, bt b4 he did, he gave his Girl a dozen roses. 11 r real & 1 s artificial & he told d Girl,"dnt cry, i wil love u until d last 1 dies.."


30) Do you ever recall d day we 1st met? our 1st helo? d day we bcame lovers? wel i do.i will alwys rmembr..4dat day,i knw ud b d bst gift il b keeping 4ever. =)


31) its so hard 2 live alone, its hard to choose sum1 u cud luv, bt d hardst part of loving is 2 admit dat uv fallen in luv w/ sum1 u didnt mean 2 luv frm d start

32) isnt it sad dat whn u hav so much pain n ur heart & u want to talk, d only person who can stop u from crying is exactly the same person who made you cry?


33) Love is something special; a treasure I want to find...
to others, love is blind. But for me, its not true,
coz when i fell in love...i saw you...

34) it's difficult to find someone like you, it's like opening a hundred shells under the sea to find one pearl, but finding you makes the dive worthwhile.


35) "It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone" Be in touch..

 

1), I luv ur eyes, i luv ur smile, I cherish ur ways, I adore ur style. wat can i say, ur 1 of a kind and 24/7 ur on my mind!

                      ------------------------------------------------------------

2), you can fall from a mountain, you can fall from a tree, but the best way to fall, is to fall in love with me.

                      -----------------------------------------------------------

3), Do u take me 2 b ur lawful txt m8, 2 have & 2 hold in rich quotes & horny jokes, in txt matrimony & in poor signal, til low battery & no reception do us part?

                       -----------------------------------------------------------

4), If i could be an angel, i would make ur every wish come true. But im only human, just a girl who's loving u!!!

                       --------------------------------------------------------------

5), I love you more today than i did yesterday, but not as much as i will tomorrow

                        -----------------------------------------------------------

6), I love you, you love me, in my heart you'll alwayz be, here or there, near or far my love will be wherever you are!

                         -----------------------------------------------------------

7), Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason

                Why I love      you      I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars

                         -------------------------------------------------------

8), On a silent nite when friends r few, i close my eyes n think of u, a silent nite, a silent tear, a silent wish u were here!

                        -------------------------------------------------------

9), I love u with my heart, my body n soul, this love 4 u i can not control, the game aint over its just begun, i'll keep on playin coz i no ur the one

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10), If i cud be anything i wud b ur tears!So that i cud b born in ur eyes,live down ur cheeks and die on ur lips,

                            -----------------------------------------------------------------

11), i wrote ur name in the sand but it got washed away,i wrote ur name in da sky but it got blown away, i wrote ur name in my heart where it will stay

                           ----------------------------------------------------------------------

13), One day you will ask me what is more important to  me you or my life i will say my life and you will walk out and leave me not even realising that YOU ARE MY LIFE!!!

                           ---------------------------------------------------------------------

14),  If u love me like u told me, please b careful wiv my heart. u can take it just dont break it, or my world will fall apart!

                            --------------------------------------------------------------------

15), If I had letters "hrt" I can add "ea" and get heart, If I add u then Id "hurt" but I rather choose u and get hurt than have a heart without u.

URDU / HINDI SMS 1(+923009022110)

Khudaya mujhko woh alfaaz likhne ki saa-ut de de
Jinhian perhtey hi jaan jayain woh haal-e-dil mera

 

 

1.Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai

 

2. Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

 

 

3. Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de

tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de

Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna

Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

(+923009022110)

 

 

4. Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

(+923009022110)

 

5.  Zindagi Behal Hay..

Sur Hay Na Taal Hay..

Message Box Bhi Kungal Hay..

Kya Apki SMS Factory Main Hartal Hay..
Yar Kuch To Bhejo

Yeh Meray Mobile Ki Zindagi Ka Sawal Hay

(+923009022110)

 

 

 

 

 

5.Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hume mat dhoondna duniya ki bhid mein,
hum millenge tumhe tumhari parchaai mein.....

  
6.Humse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain,
Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise

 

7. DOSTI KARO COLLEGE WALI SE,
PYAR KARO OFFICE WALI SE,
PROGRAMME KARO PADOS WALI SE,
ANKH LADAO SALI SE,
LOVE KARO DIL WALI SE,
AUR MAR KHAO GHARWALI SE.
  

 

8. Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye
JubaaN kholu to tera he naam aaye
Tum he kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum
Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tmaam aaye

 

9) Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

 

10. Zindagi Hey to Khwab Hain, Khwab hain tu Manzilen Hain,Manzilen Hain to Rastay Hain Rastay Hain TU Mushkilen Hain our Mushkilen Hain Tu "Main Hoon Na"

11.kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate
kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate
kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate
aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chodo nahi jaate.

 

12.Tera charcha hai har gali mein,
har ladki ko tera intezaar hai,
Yeh koi chamatkar nahi,
aaj Rakhi ka tyohar hai.

 

 

13. Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

 

14.Taj Mahal kya cheez hai
main to usse bhi bara mahal banaoonga,
aree Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,
main to tujhe zinda hi dafnaoonga. ;)

 

 

15. Rail kee Patri per kabhi HUNGNEY na betho,
GADDI aagayeee to G**D phat jayegi..

AAbhi to haath se G**D dhotey ho
Phir to G**D se hee Hath dho bethoGAy!!

 

 

16. Laila ko Majnu ka sms nahi aya,
Laila ne 2 din se khana nahi khaya,
Laila marney wali hai Majnu ke pyar main,
Aur Majnu betha hai sms free hone ke intazar main

 

 

17.Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du,
tu raat maange main raat de du,
Tu dil maange main dil de du,
Tu Jaan maange..............
..........
..........
..........
..........
Abe bas Departmental Store samajh rakha hai kya???

 

 

18. Life brings “ KABI KHUSI KABI GHAM” But when its Ends “ NA TUM JANO NA HAM “ SO lets do masti Together “KAL HO NA HO”

 19. Hello AIMAL KHAN app kahan hain Bahir Mat nicklo app ke jan ko Khatra hai BANDAR Pakerneywala ghom raha hai.

Sended by Kiren (Lahore) 22/7/2005 10:27PM

20.  Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain

Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,

Jo Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain.

 

21. Tum hamesha....Muskurate raho
Muskurate raho
Muskurate raho

Muskurate raho

Muskurate raho

mera kya jayega?Log tumhe hi pagal samjhenge. ;o)

 

 

22. Yosuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai
Unhe khilane pilanne main hui hai yeh haalat
Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai....

 

23. Ramchandra keh gaye siya se aisa kalyug aayega,
Ek dost ek taraf se SMS karega, doosra apna paisa bachayega.

 

24. Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste    

 tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste

ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo

 Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste 

25. Ae dil kissi ki yaad mein rona fijul hai 

ye aansoo bade anmol hain inhe khona fijul hai

 royo to unke liye jo tum par nisaar hain

unke liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazaar hain

26.MUHABBAT KERNY WALON KA YAHI INJAM HOTA HAY KABHI KHANSI KABHI NAZLA KABHI ZUKAM HOTA HGAY

 

27.Teri aankain jhuki jhuki **

tera chehra khila khila*

jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya

to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

 

28. Vo sochte honge usko aksar,

 jo hamein unke salaam de jaati hai,*

vo kya jaane unhein choone waali hawa bhi,***

hamein unke saare paigaam de jaai hai!

 

29. kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke

"jaan bhi maango to hazir hai",

Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai ,

aur maango to inkaar karte hai...........

30.Teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone denge

Teri DOSTI ko kabhi badnam na hone dnge
Meri zindagi me Suraj nikle na nikle
Teri zindagi me kabhi sham hone na denge

 

31. college ki chardiwari mein ajjeb se khel hote hain,
khel hi khel me dilon ke mail hote hai.
ise liye to tere jaise aashiq har sal fail hote hai.

 

32. Maine tujhe dekha.......

dekhta gaya.....

dekhta hei gaya......

fir mujhe............"CHASHMA" LAG GAYA..

 

 

33.Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parvat se milne ka intzaar karte hain,

Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain

 
34.Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..

us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....


35.Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein

hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein
kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bhaar aapko
dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko

 

36.Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi

liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

 

37 ) sardar jee aik tree par beth kar song gaa rahey they, achanak     sardar ne ulta latak kar song gana shuro kar diya, doosrey ne poocha ke sardar jee kia huwa, Sardar : Bola A side khatam ho gai thi, ab B side chal rahi hai

 

38    Chay aur Bihvi May 4 qualities Honi Chahiya

1)   Gaharam Hoo .2)Taaz or Tahzaa Hoo.

3)Doodh Ziyada hoo. 4) Itney meehti our tasty hoo kay raat Koo sonay na day. Send by Abdul-wakeel+03339191893

 

 

("A true friend is someone who reaches your hand and touches your heart..."

Keep Smiling)

Thanks to all my friends who send me good SMS on my mobile & Day by day our friends INCREASES I love only messages FRIENDSHIP (don’t MisCall either talk DIRECTLY or SEND MESSAGE TO ME ABOUT ursSELF first then /Funny / Poetry everything u like SMS 2 me I also in response to u but plz don’t tease me.) any how thanks to all Girls & guys who LOVES my SMS so much. SOME FRIENDS send me message that AIMAL KHAN don’t Disclose my Cell number to any of yours friend ,To THEM, I Say that I will never ever give any girl Number to any of my Friend its my Promise to All of my friends & I will never ever misbehave u so don’t be afraid from Friendship with me, So plz if you want friendship then SMS Friendship only: aims...@yahoo.com 26years old , male <single > M.A Pakistan-study .B.Ed (bachlor in Education ) .L.L.B part 2                                                                 aimalkhan (+92 3 0 0 - 9 0 2 2 1 1 0 ) Peshawar PAKISTAN…

< aimalk...@yahoo.co.in  >aims...@yahoo.com

+923009022110

Funny SMS  @  2:      (+923009022110)

kaash hum SMS hote.Ek click mein tumhare paas hote,bhale tum hame delete kar dete. par kuch pal ke liye hum tumhara ehsaas to hote... (+923009022110)

Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye. Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye. Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae. Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae. (+923009022110)

 

kismat kismat ki baat hai. 

aaj din to kal kali raat hai,

kabhi dhoop to kabhi barsat hai

yeh message ka silsila yunhi chalta rahega jab tak

Mobilink JAZZ ka saath hai. (+923009022110)

 

Bekabu hai dil Pirbhe jiye ja raha hu ,

khali hai botal Pirbhi piye ja raha hu,

majburi to dekho is dil ki,reply nahin milta,

Pirbhi   SMS   kiye ja raha hu.. (+923009022110)

 

After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice. He Chcked 1st

patient eyes, tongue & ears by Torch & finally said

 BOLE TO.......... TORCH THEEEEK HAI

 

Darde Dil Mein Gam Ki Kaliyan Khilti Hain ,

Ab To Tanhayi Aksar Humse Milti Hai,

Aapne Bandh Kiya Jabse SMS Karna,

Mobile Ki Battery ziadha Chalti Hai.

 

Kya bindas hawa chal rahele hain, birdy gana ga rahele hai, Cowlog grass eat rahele hain, Shane Log SMS kar rele hai aur Dhakan log Sms padh rele hai.

Osama Bin Laden's favourite song :                                                           " mainnikla, plane leke, o raste mein, newyork mein, ik mod ayamein W.T.C. tod aaya... "

Beat bola : papa papa I want to c Bandar.
Papa bole : Beta now Bandar is busy reading SMS.

 

Miya aur bibi me bhayanak jhagda ho gaya.      Miya gusse se titmilata hua chillaya- gaand maar doonga!!! Bibi boli:"Aage ki to sochte nahin, bus peeche pade rehte ho.."

 

 

Boy: "Pura andar gaya?" Madam: "Haan gaya." Boy: "Dard hua kya?" Madam: "Bahut hua" Boy: "Chalo doosra sandal try kartay hai madam!"

 

GIRL: hil hil kay dongi 200 rupay longee

Boy :100 rupay donga hila khud hi longaa

GIRL :hath say hila lay 100 bhi bacha lay

Special thanks to khalid  4m  peshawar (0 3 4 5 9 04 4 9 9 0)

 

 

("A true friend is someone who reaches your hand and touches your heart..."

Keep Smiling)

Thanks to all my friends who send me good SMS on my mobile Specially to KHALID KHAN (who is poet with a well Manner Bahaviour) 4m PESHAWAR (+923459044990)ZULFIQAR 4m PESHAWAR(+923339009802 (poet as well good behaviour) some Friends 4m Lahore’s and Karachi some  PHILLIPINES(i.e Freda Borjo+ Mala marie & Beverly Garcia)4m EGYPT(Eman Refaay)4m SIRI LANKA (Renu) and Some other as well who Send me messages & the #‘s of friendship List is increased I love only messages FRIENDSHIP (don’t MisCall me becoz I daily received 30 to 50 misscalls from unknown friends which I don’t like.SO either talk DIRECTLY or SEND MESSAGE TO ME ABOUT ursSELF first then  /Funny / Poetry everything on SMS.)

 So plz if you want friendship then SMS Friendship only: aimalkhan (+92 3 J J - 9 J 2 2 1 1 J ) Peshawar

 

 

HAMARE ZAT K JUNGAL MEAN AAG PEHAILY HEA

BUJHA NA PAO TO JALNEA KA HOSLA RAKHNA

 

Funny SMS 3 (shayri): (+923JJ9J2211J) (+923009022110)

Do Kadam TO Sab Chal Lete Hain, Par,
Zindagi Bhar Ka Saath Koi Nahi Nibhata
Agar Ro kar Bhulaai Jaati Yaadein
To Hanskar Koi Ghum Naa Chupata!

 

KOI DUUR HO KITNA HI KYA GUM HAI,
LEKIN WOH APNA HAI YEH KYA KAM HAI,
CHAHE NA HO BAAT NA HO MULAKAAT KYA GUM HAI,
BAS YAAD HUME WOH KAR LE EK BAAR YEH KYA KAM HAI

 

 Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,

 Sab rishton se pyaari hai dosti tumhaari.

 Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,

 Agar aa jaaye muskaan hoton pe tumahari

 

1)“MOHHOBAT” Agar aik baar ho to Bohla pan

     Agar do bar ho toh APNA pan

    Agar teen bar ho toh Deewana pan

    Agar bar bar ho to Kameena Pan

With special to mohammad  Tayyab (    + 9 2  3 0 1  8 9 1 9 0 9 8   )

 

Boy: Can I Touch ur Software.

Girl: First Show Me ur Hardware.

Boy: Should I Install it In ur System.

Girl: Cover it with anti virus &then Install.

 Send by MuhammadTayyab Peshawar M.Sc chemistry M.Ed +923018919098

 

A girl Vist Doctor For Urine Test .By Mistake her Report Change Dr : Tell her U R Pregnant .

Girl Says. O GOD ! Ab to Mombatti Ka Bhi Bahrosa Nahi.

Send by MuhammadTayyab Peshawar M.Sc chemistry M.Ed +923018919098

 

khushion  par  fizaon   Ka   pehra   hai.

Najane  Kis Ummed  pe  Dil  tehra hai

Tare ankhoon Se jhalaktay dard Ki Kasam

Yeh  Dosti Ka Rishta  pyar Se gahra hai

 

Judaai ka ghum, aisa hota hai,
dil mein tadap ankhon mein ansoon hote hain,
shikayath kare tho kisse, jab chahne wale hi door hote hain."

 

 Maine dil ko lakh samajhaya
ki e-dil unko yaad karna chod de,
par dil ke har kone se awaz aayi
yahan to har sans me woh base hai,
to kya sans lena chod de..

 

hume tumse mahobbat na hoti
to iss zindagi se kya chahat hoti
tere duniya se khamosh laut aaye
anchal apni hi Pylake foot foot ke roye..

 

Zahar de gaye wo peene ko,

umar bhar intezaar mein jeene ke baad,
Zinda rahne ka waada bhi le gaye,

 Dil bhar kar zahar peene ke baad.....

Joda hain kisne use..
Poocho apne aksar toote dil se..
Kya hain kaantna chahta safar akela..
Poocho apni tanha zindagi se..

 

Na tum pukaaron hume..
Phir bhi dil ki awaaz sun lenge dil se..
Na nazarein milayenge tumse..
Phir bhi khojenge tumhe hi hum ankhiyon ke jharokhe se..

Wada na karo agar niba na sako.

Chaho na usko jisay pa na sako.

Dost toh Dunyia may both hain

PAR ! eik rako jis kay bina tum muskura na sakoo

Special thanks to Waqas  4m  Karachi (0 3 4 5-2 4 6 1 5 2 2)

 

Koi tohmat nahin un par
Bas ek hi baat ka gila hain
Hum wafaa ki raah par unke liye barbaad ho gaye
Ve hume be-wafa karaar kar chale gaye...

likhi thi hamare naseeb mein phoolon ki khushboo
rukhsat hui bahar to phir aap aa gaye.

Bijli ki chingari se ,
wo roshan ghar ko karte hain
pyaar mein jo jalte hain,
woh,pyaar ke naam pe marte hain..

haath mein jo dil rakha,
roshan saaraa jahan hua...
pyaar kiya ek baar hamne,
umr bhar ka nasha hua.... "

Aati hai mauje kinare tak lekin wo uski manjil nahi
Chal ti hai pavan magar usko koi bandhan nahi
Mahobaat per kisi ka jor nahi
usai dil me daba sake aisa koi sor nahi

Ho jati hai mahoobat us sai jise pate hai apne pas bar bar
Fir dur ho ne se unke tohmat lagate hai log unper bar bar..

 

udaas mat ho tum, kyunki vo bhi udaas hai.
udaas mat ho tum, kyunki vo bhi udaas hai.
pyaar na dene ka gham, uske bhi paas hai.
uski bhi koi majboori hogi...
ya phir pyaar na karne ki himmat hogi.
 

leher aati hain to kinare se palat jati hain,
yaad aati hain to dil me sama jaati hain,
leher aur yaad me farq sirf itna hain,
leher bewaqt aati hain aur
yaad har waqt aati hain...........

 

EID’s Special SMS: Aimalkhan +923009022110

Eid Mubarak ho ap ko Eid Mubarak ho Ap ko Dher Sari Tarif aur Khusiya mile app Ko But Jab Eidi Miley Ap ko to Please App yaad karna Sirf Hum Ko

Send By SIDRA  SHAFIQ on EID DAY to me

 

 

Many Warms hellos Larger Then The Sea.

Wider then the Eyes Can See.

Sweeter then the Honey of Bee.

2 u & urs Family 4m me Have a lovely EID

send from EMAN (Egypt)  to my cell on  2/11/2005

 

Subeh Subeh uth Ke ho Jaho Fresh. Pehenlo Ajj Sab se Acha Sa kohi Dress.

Doston Ke sath Abb Chalo Ghumne

EID MUBARRAK Karo ,Sabko Jo Aaye Samne Tumko Bhi  “EIDMUBARRAK”

Send by Tariq Hassan  S/O Hassan Mummand  ( PTV News Translato Peshawar)  +92 300 9034484

 

Reciev This Gift of salam wrapped with Affection tied with care and sealed with DUA ,2 keep U safe &happy on this Special day of Eid.EID MUBARAK

Send by Qaisar Khan on Eid Day . (+923018890220)

 

10dafa Kalma ,10dafa Alhamad or 10 dafa Darood sharif paro Or Eid Mubarak

Kabool karo

Send By Shakeel on Eid day  +92 301 8866540

 

 

Salam Shabha Bakhair & Eid Mubarrak 2  U & 2 all of Ur Friends & 2 all of urs well WISHERS &those who Love U &those that U love Him Happy EID DAY

Ok Takecare

Send BY Yahya jan on Eid day ( +92 321 9055481  )

 

With My 1 Heart 2 EYES 7 Liter Blood 206 Bones 4.5 Million Red Cells 60

Trillion DNA‘s   All Breathing Of my Life All wishing 2 U.A very very Happy EID MUBARAK

Send By Saadat Ali Raza   on Eid day (  +92 300 9357437  )

 

Happy New Years : SMS  Aimalkhan +923009022110

1.) Can I Stay here in your “INBOX”

&wait until 31/12/2006 .SO that

I Will B the 1^st to Greet U & wish u a “HAPPY NEW YEAR”

Aimalkhan +923009022110

 

Wafa Ke Rang Mein Doobi Har Shaam Tere Liye,

Yeh Dagar, Yeh Nagar,Mera Naam Bus Tere Liye,

Tu Mahekti Rahe Chandni Raaton Ki Tarah,

Is Naye Saal Ka Paigaam Tere Liye

 

2.) Sunahri Dhoop Barsat Key Baad ,

Thori Si hansi Her Baat Key Baad ,

Mubarak Ho App Ko 2006 ,

2005 kay  Baad “Happy New Year”

Aimalkhan +923009022110

 

3.) Guzray Howay Lamhat Ko Bool Kar Neek Tamanaon K sath

Aman Ki eik Misaal Kaim Karein , Aao Mil kareik achay saal ka aghaz Karein.

Aimalkhan +923009022110

 

SMS Sended BY Mohammad Khalid M.A URDU.+ B.ED Love ONLy SMS FRIENDSHIP:

 

1 ) IF Ever n Ur Life U R very Sad & lonely & feel  that Every thing is lost,I will come , hold ur hand , take u for a walk on a bridge & show u where to JUMP from…

Special thanks to khalid  M.A URDU +B.ED 4m  peshawar (  + 9 2  3 4 5  9 0 4 4 9 9 0   ) 6/2/2006   6:56PM

 

2 ) A Picture of American Society …………A women came to her Husband In hurry & said ……GET UP DARLING, urs Kids & my Kids are Bearting our Kids

 Special thanks to khalid  4m  peshawar (  + 9 2  3 4 5  9 0 4 4 9 9 0    )9:1:2006

 

3) A man & women were making Love .Man say Back Back, Left Left, Turn right back again now forward. Women says are U fucking me or parking me

Special thanks to khalid  4m  peshawar (       + 9 2  3 4 5  9 0 4 4 9 9 0    )

 

4) Hamain Guman tha chaha , Hamay Zamaney ney .

   Aziz  Sab ko the Hum Apni Zaroratoon Ke tarah.

Special thanks to khalid  M.A URDU +B.ED 4m  peshawar (  + 9 2  3 4 5  9 0 4 4 9 9 0   )

 

5 ) In the Beginning it is 7 times a day then 7 times a week then tri a week & then try a week

 Special thanks to khalid  M.A URDU +B.ED 4m  peshawar (  + 9 2  3 4 5  9 0 4 4 9 9 0   ) 22: 4 :2005

 

6 ) Kuch Log Thori der Kartay hain Or Kuch Log Sari Sari Rath kartay hain Tab jaa kar hota hai unka Mobile charge…..

Special thanks to khalid  M.A URDU +B.ED 4m  peshawar (  + 9 2  3 4 5  9 0 4 4 9 9 0   )13  :6 ;2005

 

7) 1^st Girl : Bos kay Table May Condom Pary Hai

2^nd Girl : Ha May nay B dakay tay. May nay to unko Panchar kar dia.

    3^rd Girl : Gusay may Kamini mujay to bataya hota

Special thanks to khalid  M.A URDU +B.ED 4m  peshawar (  + 9 2  3 4 5  9 0 4 4 9 9 0   )16/7/2005

 

8)  Monday ko Dedar

   Tuesday Ko dost

   Wednesday Ko Piyar

   Thursday Ko shadi

   Friday Ko Fighting

   Satherday Ko Talak

   Sunday Ko Rest

   Monday Ko Next

Special thanks to khalid  M.A URDU +B.ED 4m  peshawar (  + 9 2  3 4 5  9 0 4 4 9 9 0   )  20:1:2006

 

9) Ullu k Pattey, Kuttay K Pillay Gadhay Ke aulaad , Saamp K Sapolay ,Bander K Bachay .Sab kitnay Chotay aur Cute hotay hain na.

Special thanks to khalid  M.A URDU +B.ED 4m  peshawar (  + 9 2  3 4 5  9 0 4 4 9 9 0   )  27/1/2006.

 

 

10) Aao, har Kushi Aap ke taraf mor doun

Aap kay liya chand taray bhi tor doun

Dil kay sab Darwazay aap kay liye khol doun

Itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doun

Special thanks to khalid  4m  peshawar (  + 9 2  3 4 5  9 0 4 4 9 9 0   )

 

11)   Meray junoon ka natija Zaroor Niklay ga.

Kisi Siyah Samandar Say Noor Niklay ga

 Hai Usii ka sheheir Wohi muddahee Wohi munsif

Mujay yakeen tha mera Kasoor Niklay ga

Special thanks to khalid  4m  peshawar (0 3 4 5-9 04 4 9 9 0 )

 

12) App hamari gali me aye thora Sharmae thora Itrae thora Muskurae thora ghabraee Aur Pir zor se boley TEEN DABE KABAR BECHO………PURANA RADDI AKHBAR BECHU…………

Khalid 22/7/2005 10:46PM

 

13) Sex karo Daily Agar who mil jahay Akeli Agar na millay Akeli toh pakar lo uski Saheli……Agar na melli Saheli toh Zindabad Hatheli BUT sex karo daily……Khalid30/7/2005 10:46PM

 

 

SMS SENDS BY Zulfiqar ALI KHAN  

   M.A Polictal Science +M.Ed 4m PESHAWAR(+923339009802)Now a Days Finding Girl 4 life partner means Marriage HE Loves SMS FRIENDSHIP :only

 

 

1) A good FRIEND is like A {[ ] }…(*)-(*) BRA

Comfortable Supportive Prevents U from Falling ,Holds U tight ,& IS always Close 2 Ur HEART

 

2 ) Although The Sky may be Full OF star, my heart Is Empty without U, Yours Eyes ,Urs VOICE, Ur touch, Everything About U I MISS U…

Thanks toZULFIQAR Ali M.A Polictal Science +M.Ed  4m PESHAWAR(+923339009802)

Now a Days Finding Girl 4 life partner means Marriage

 

3) Inteligent Man +Intelligent women =AFAIR

   Inteligent Man + Stupid Women = PRAGNANCY

       Stupid Man+ Inteligent LADY = SCANDLE

        Stupid Man +Stupid Women= MARRIAGE

Thanks toZULFIQAR Ali M.A Polictal Science +M.Ed  4m PESHAWAR(+923339009802)

Now a Days Finding Girl 4 life partner means Marriage

 

4)  LOVERS Have loved & Lovers Shall Love, YET, None Could, Should Can R would Love U as the way I Do. Ur EYES UR VOICE UR Touch EVERY THING About U, I MISS U.

Thanks toZULFIQAR Ali M.A Polictal Science +M.Ed  4m PESHAWAR(+923339009802)

Now a Days Finding Girl 4 life partner means Marriage

 

 

5 )Last Night I was thinking about U,One tear rolled out ,

I asked why R u out ? Tear said : There is Someone so beautiful In our eyes Now There Is no Space 4 me.

Thanks toZULFIQAR Ali M.A Polictal Science +M.Ed  4m PESHAWAR(+923339009802)

Now a Days Finding Girl 4 life partner means Marriage

 

6 ) I Know u R DONKEY  becz

D …………Decent

O…………Out class

N…………Nice

K…………Kind

E…………Excelent

Y…………Young

May I Right…..?

 

7) Love is Like snow ball , Easy to make But hard to keep.

Thanks toZULFIQAR Ali M.A Polictal Science +M.Ed  4m PESHAWAR(+923339009802)

Now a Days Finding Girl 4 life partner means Marriage 8/6/2005 4:33PM

 

 

8) Kiss is Key to love

Love is key to Mairage

Mairage is Box of Children

& children R main Cause of problem in Pakistan

So u can understand how a kiss Cost U

 

9) A SARDAR JEE Pulled out 6 Peoples From a Burning House……

But Still he was jailed……why ?Coz all the SIX were Firebrigade Staff..

 

Thanks toZULFIQAR Ali M.A Polictal Science +M.Ed  4m PESHAWAR(+923339009802)

Now a Days Finding Girl 4 life partner means Marriage

 

 

10) A Life Is Like MATHS “+” Friends “-“ Enemies “divide” Ur Ideas & Multiply Ur happiness Use Soft Words But Hard Arguments But U R my everything.

 

 

11) U R a genius ur Brain is a master Piece .It is divided in 2 parts. Left & Right. In the Left nothing is right & in the Right Nothing is left.

Zulfiqar 18/6/2005………3:15 PM

 

12) A Smile is lighting System Of Face, Heating System Of heart, Sparking System of eyes, Relaxing System Of mind,So keep always Happiness

 

Thanks toZULFIQAR Ali M.A Polictal Science +M.Ed  4m PESHAWAR(+923339009802)

Now a Days Finding Girl 4 life partner means Marriage

 

13 ) Sachin Married with an Old women , Kumlay Married a widow

Why ? Becz a batesman Like an old Ball and a Bowler Likes a Used Ball

Zulfiqar .4:7:05

 

14) I want 2 talk a person who is95%cute,96%sweet,97%Loving,98%Talanted,99%caring&100%

Sincere & that U !whats a shame 4 U if u didn’t message me Now.

 

15) Girls Goes to repair an umbrella. MECHANIC SAID: Uper ka kapra utarna paray ga Nechay say Danda dalna parey Ga . GIRL says : kuch Be karo Lekin pani Ander nahi jahey

Thanks toZULFIQAR Ali M.A Polictal Science +M.Ed  4m PESHAWAR(+923339009802)

Now a Days Finding Girl 4 life partner means Marriage

 

16)Ham agar apsey mil nahi pate

Aisa nahi K aap hame yaad nahi aate

Mana jahan main sab rishtey nibahay nahi jatay

Par jo bas jatey hain Dil mai vo bhulaye nahi jatey

With Special thanks toZULFIQAR 4m PESHAWAR( + 92 333 9009802  )

 

17) Har dharakte Dil  K  peechay Zaroor koi bath hoti hai

Kisi Udas dil K peche kisi Ke yaad hoti hai

Tumhai pata ho ya na ho

Tumhari khushi K peechay hamari Dua hoti hai

With Special thanks toZULFIQAR 4m PESHAWAR(03339009802)

 

18) Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simat ka dihan Rakna

Mushkil waqat may B dosti Ko  yaad Rakna

Hamari yadon ki Khushbo Zaror aei gi

Tum bas Apni naak Hamesha Saf Rakna

 

Thanks toZULFIQAR Ali M.A Polictal Science +M.Ed  4m PESHAWAR(+923339009802)

Now a Days Finding Girl 4 life partner means Marriage

 

SMS Send By Maila Marie to me (From PHILLIPINE) +923009022110

1) Some people text u becz they have nothing todo.other txt u becz they R oblige 2,or they want U 2 txt them  2 But me ! I txt u becz its my way of saing “ I Miss u”

 

2) Hows my Darling Honey Sweety/ My baby bunch cuties cuties?  Come on give Me a Hug; Mumm……U smel gud ! Hw r u ? u missed me / come on eat ur Pedigree !

 

3) Govt Warning : Kising Females sex organ is dangerious 2 ur health Becz its 5% Urine , 3 % acidic,2 % fat & 90 %addictive ..He hehe Kiss MODERATELY

 

 

 

SMS form EMAN REFAAY ( EGYPT )

May B U R out of my reach But not out of my mind, May Be U R out of my Sight But not out of my Heart May Be I didn’t tel U that I miss U But FROM inside I DO.

Send By EMAN RAFEEY from EGYPT

 

As Allah water his Creation .May HE also spring his wonders, Blessing over u and ur family..Ameen

 

To C light look at sun.2 C love look at moon 2 C beauty Look at nature 2 C hope look at Future But to C all of them look at the mirror……!

 

A line Has No end Unless u put a Dot on it ,Lets our Friendship Be that LINE & lets Make Sure that it will Go on & on…………4 ever………

Eman Rafeey 22/5/2005………01:50PM

 

ONCE I Know U OFTEN I miss U ALWAYS I’ will CARE 4 u,

NEVER will I FORGOT U coz I Never wana lose Some one as Special  as YOU !

By EMAN Rafeey Egypt

 

 

SMS sended  by FRADA BOURJO MY BEST FRIEND :

I make pry dat ALLAH wud Hold u Tite & angels wud keep u inside not Just 2 make u fell alright but 4 u 2 have all the Best thing in LIFE

Freda 14/5/2005 9:35AM

 

No one Has traveled the Road of Success without ever crossing the Streets of failure God never Promise us an easy Journey in Life, only safe arrival. U 2 u

 

To be happy U must have PANIS in U hands……..

P –eace of Mind.

E nduring Faith

N-ever Selfish,

I-ndependent,

S-incere Love……YANHA,

Always hold it

Freda 10/4/2005   4:15 PM

 

True Friends R Gift not easily gained.Its root From ones Heart .It involves memories that stay not for a moment ,not for a day But FOREVER

Freda 7/05/2005

 

A Genius Friend Cares w/out Condition ,Gives w/out Hesitation, Understands w/out explanation & Remembers even without Communication

 

It’s a beautiful Morning the Sun is Up the Birds R singing ,Ur cellphone is beeping with my message of Good morning !

 

You R a special Person That Surely I will never for get You, May not Be always by my side nor in my mind But in My heart I keep You Forever! …! Take care Friend…

FREDA  6/4/2005  11:04PM

 

Lets Jesus ! Guide You In all your Plan In all ur dreams in all you Wish To Happen In your Life Takecaree.

Freda 7/04/2005 10:54PM

 

May Jesus at this very hour Bring you Something Special:Athought that make you Smile,A smile that warms ur Heart & a heart that Holds Much Happiness Inside !

FREDA 8/4/2005  01:31PM

 

Take This Ring as a sign Of Our endless Texture & friendship In sickness In health ,Low battery or Fully Charged Till Zero-Balance .Do us Part !

Freda 3/4/2005 09:01PM

 

Always try to be Best but don’t think you are the Best

True Friends R gift Not easily gained It roots From ones Heart it involves memries that Stay not for a moment not for a day ,but for ever.

Freda Borjo………21/5/2005………10:01PM

 

What is the Advantages of Brest Milk.

No need to Boil, Available In attractive Containers ,

Cat can not steal it .Popular in every age……

 

Ok my best friend Yaad Kabi nahi karoon Gee

Kuon Ka My Dear yaad unko kia jata hai Jinko

Hum bool Jatay hain Or App ko ham kabii nahii bolaien gay

Send by Rabia Tabassum Date 6:12:2005

 

Hum Hain Iss pal yahan, janay kal hoon kahan. Hum milian Na milain

Hum Rahaien Na Rahain ..Rahey Gi yeh Dunya Sada yahein

Send by Rabia Tabassum Date ^6:12:2005

 

Only Open Hearts Receive Love.

Only Open Minds Receive Wisdom.

Only Open hands Reciev My Gifts

& only Special People Receive My SMS.

Send by waqas FROM Karachi on 17:12:2005    cell # 0345-2461522

 

My EYES—MISS U

My Feels __Love U

MY Hands __Needs U

My Mind __Call u

MY Heart __JUST 4 U

MY life IS U I will DIE w/out U

I LOVE U

Aisa meri MuMMy Mujay Bolti Hai,,

Send by waqas from Karachi 0345-2461522

 

Make New Friends But never forget old one becz New is Iron While old is Gold.

 

A touch, Soft & tender.

A whisper, Full Of desire.

A gasp of sweet Surrender.

As passion Fuels The Fire.

I L U. I need U .I want U

 

ILYAS Lahore Good guy   0321-4775029

(…)****(??)Friendship need No Promise No Demands No ExPectation Just Sincerity & Trust.

ILYAS From Lahore Doing job In Multinational Company 11:02:2006 cell# 0321-4775029

 

 Man Can Love That’s Normal.

Birds Can Fly That’s Natural But

A monkey Can Read SMS that’s Credible !

Still Reading? that’s Amazing

Ilyas 13/2/2006 6:45PM

 

Sweet Candies r nice to eat. Sweet words r easy to say

Sweet people r hard to find, just like me u r my true friend

2 u 4 ever keep smile always

14/2/2006 2:25PM

 

Jo Aasani se Mile wo hai GHAM

Jo Mushkil Se Mile Wo Hai HUM

Jo Kissi Kisi KO Milay WO HAI PYAAR

JO Naseeb Walo ko Mile who hean Mera SMS.I AM RIGHT

ILYAS FROM LAHORE  (Date 11:2:2006)

 

 

Heaven Is when U have Garmen Car, American Salary Chinese Food & Pakistani Wife.

Hell IS when Car is Chinese Food Is Garman Wife is American    & Salary Pakistani…

Send by Shabana (Lahore)

 

SMS BY ASIA IQBAL RAWALPINDI

 

Candies……NO

Bunties……NO Way

Choclates……not at all Nothing in This world is more Sweet than U & ur Friendship.So as my Friend 4evr remain Same ok…

Send by Asia Iqbal (Rawalpindi)

 

Dictionary is the only Place where death Comes B4 LIFE , Success B4 WORK , Divorce B4 MARRIAGE But An Actual Part is Friend Comes B4 RELATIVES……

Send by Asia Iqbal (Rawalpindi)

 

Logon ko aksar yeh kehtay Suna hai

Agar Zinda Rahai Tu Phir Melain Gai

Magar Iss Dil nay yeh App K leye mahsos Kiya hai

“Miltai Rahai Tu Zinda Rahain Gay”

Send by Asia Iqbal (Rawalpindi)

 

A Special Breakfast 4 u , A plate of love, A bowel of Happies,

A Cup of Care ,A spoon Of Pray ,A glass of Sincerity ENJOY

This Breakfast UNDER “GOOD CARE”

Send by Asia Iqbal (Rawalpindi)

 

Yaad Hai hum Pehle Kahan Mile the , Train Ruki khirki kuli nazro say nazre mile ,or app ne kaha Allah ke nam Per Kuch Dede baba……..

 

Saz ke 7 awaz Samander Ke 7 Sahil

Pool ke 7 Khusboo Jisam ke 7 Rooh

Shama ke 7 parwana Khushi ke 7 Gum

Aur App kay 7 Hum.

 

Jasay Bhi hoon Achi Buri Apnay liya hoon

Main khud ko nahi dekhtee Auroon Ke nazar Say

Sended to me BY Javaria

 

Life Style

January………ROSE

February………PROPOSE

March………GIFT

April………LIFT

May………CHATTING

June………DATING

July………MISS U

August………KISS U

September………Anger

October………DANGER

November………LEFT

December………NEXT

 

I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

Someday u may lose ur hair.****u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.****But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.****coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?

If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.

Without u ,life is black and white
Without u ,the world is no hops no light
Without u t can't go left or right
Without u i lose my sight
Thank u my glasses

Uski nazr meri tarf thi,
Meri nazr uski tarf thi,
Vo mujse kuch kehna chahti thi,
Mein us se kuch puchna chahta tha,
Dono ise uljan mein bethe rahe aur exam over ho gaya


Aaj tum DIL mango de daingy
........DHARKAN mango de daingy
........JIGER mango de daingy
Kyun k
TeenO filmz ghar main he Parii hain!!!!!

E dost teri dosti k liye
Duniya chod denge
Teri traf aye tufan ko mod denge,
Lekin tune jo sath choda
Kasam se teri haddiyan tod denge!!

Tez hawa ka jhonka aaya
Saath main teri khushbu laya
Tab meray dil main khayal aaya
Aaj bhi mera dost nahin nahaya

Quaid AZAM foat ho chuky hen,
LIQUAT ALI be shaheed ho chuky hen!

IQBAL B NAHIN RAHAY

MARI bitabiat kuch theek nahi rehti
Pata nahi Pakistan ka kya banay ga?

 

URDU SMS 4 (+923009022110)

 

(1) Dosti dil hai dimag nahi, dosti soch hai, aawaj nahi,
koi aankho se nahi dekh sakta dosti ke jajbe,
kyonki dosti ehsaas hai, andaj nahi......

(2) Kyu hame kisiki talash hoti hai,

kyu dil ko kisiki aas hoti hai,
chand ko dekho vo b tanha hai,

fir b uski chandni se roshan raat hoti hai.

(3) Is jaha me mohabat kash na hoti to safar-e-zindgi me mithas na hoti
agar milti bewafao ko saza-e-maut to dewano ki kabre udhas na hoti

(4) aawaz sun paate wo is dil k rone ki.

jarurat na padti hame u palke bhigone ki.
wo the hi kaha hamare jo gair hoe,
hote ham unke to kosish na karte wo dur hone ki....!

(5)Chala ja msg tu banke gulab,

hogi sachi dosti to ayega jawab,
agar na aae jawab to mat hona udas,
samaj lena k hamare liye waqt hi nahi hai unke pass.

 

(6) Koi dost aisa banaya jaye ,

jiske aasuo ko palko mein chupaya jaaye,

rahe uska mera rishta kuch aisa,

ki agar wo rahe udas to humse bhi na muskuraya jaye

(7)Kar ja kuch aisa yaari mai..

Ki thanx & sorry words beimaan lage,

Nibha aise yaari, ki yaar tumhe chhodna mushkil aur duniya chhodna aasaan lage. (+923009022110)

 

(8)Baat chupti nai chupane se,

Dil rukta nai kisi ke samjhane se.

Ruk jati hai dhadkan usko bhul jaane se,

Hum usko yaad karte hai ,jeene Ke bhane se

 

(9) Apni Wo Mulakat Kuch Adhuri C Lagi,

Pas Ho K Bhi Thodi Duri C Lagi,

Hotho Pe Hasi Ankho Me Majburi C Lagi,
Zindagi Me Pheli Bar Sanse Jaruri C lagi.

(10) Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,

Hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,
Ye sms milte hi 1 sms bhej dena,

Kyuki hame bilkul pasand nahi Udhari

(+923009022110)

 

11.Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye

aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Lekin tum unka karo gi kiya???

 

 

12. Jab paas ho to rukh se, Nigahain na morna 

Jab dour ho to mera,Tasavvur na chorna

Aye dost!!! Dil lagane se pehle ye sonch le 

 Mushkil bahut hai ,Rishton ki zanjeerain na torna

                              

13. Chehre pe haseen chaa jati hai

 Aankhon main suroor aaa jata hai

 Jab tum mujhe apna kahte ho              

Apne pe ghuroor aa jata hai      

 

14.Bikhri hui zulfoon ko giraheer bana lo   

Rakhna hai mujhe qaid to zanjeer bana lo

Kaagaz pe lakeeren to bahut kheech le tumne

 Ab sab ko mila kar meri tasveer bana lo

jis waqat kuda nay tujhay banaya hooga

eik suroor sa dil peh chaya hooga
pehlay soocha hoooga tujhay JANNAT mein rakhay
phir usay ZOO ka khayaal aaya hooga.

Ek din, mein dilli pahuncha,
Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta pooncha,
Coolie ne kaha "bahar jaake poocho"

Maine khud hi rasta doondh liya,
Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha,
"bhai saab Aagre ka kitna loge?"
Jawab mila, "bechna nahi hai.."

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp ..... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.

Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.

 
I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my reflection.

To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge,way of ____expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them.

 
Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life time mission.. Take my word, follow the Pakistani tradition & marry ur dad's ugly decision.

From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been........... a headache !

1 day u'll B srprisd 2C ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else ............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up !

Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin", chand ne kaha "saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya".

If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!

Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge, sab kahenge, chal be chal aage chal.

I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.

I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!

BAZAHIR WO MERA KHAYAL KARTI HAI
JHOOT BOLTI HAI MAGAR KAMAL KARTI HAI

DIL HAI MERA LOSE ISAY NA KARNA USE
AGHAR HOGAYA FUSE TUMHAI PARANGAY SHOES

APPLE KAT'TA HO KNIFE SE
PANI PITA HO PIPE SE
KIYA ZAMANA AGAYA HAi
JUTA KHATA HO WIFE SE

HUM CHAHAIN AAP KO
AAP CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO
AAP JISAY CHAHAIN KHUDHA KARAY
WO CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO

TU SAWAL NAHI EK PHALI HAI
MERI MANZIL TU NAHI TARI SAHELI HAI

TU SHAMA HOTI MAIN PARWANA HOTA
NA TU COACHING JATI NA MAIN DIWANA HOTA

HUM DIL KI THABHAI KA SAMAN NA KARANGAY
BUN JAIN GAY DHULAY MAGAR HAAN NA KARANGAY

PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HOO

DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
CHAr DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA
TUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO

PHOOL KO MAT TORO KANTA LAG JAI GA
LARKI KO MAT CHAIRO CHANTA LAG JAI GA

Teri LOVELY EYES Ne
Muj pe Ek EFFECT Kiya Hai
Ki Meene Sabko REJECT Karke
Tujko SELECT Kiya Hai

Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye
waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai
Kaho Na Pyaar Hai
Kya mooh dukhta hai

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai
na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai
aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko
Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai

Jis din se juda vo humse hue
is dil ne dharkna chor diya
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra
taaro ne chamkna chor diya

Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi
yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi
shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum
itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi

Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein

aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga

magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain...

Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye
bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye
jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite
to 11 ve din nahana chahiye

Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
ha ha ha ha.....

Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain
milne ki to bohat chahat hai
par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain

Dil torna humari aadat nahi
Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe
Dil mein bas kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi

You r my sweet SONA
I don't want u KHONA
I want a place in your heart's KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya
to night ko sleeping chor diya
tere face ki gentle beauty ne
mere kind heart ko phor diya

Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,
har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai,
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!

Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka ,

toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,

na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,

aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!

jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye

aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye

hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye

aur unke haath peele ho gaye

 

KITNI JALDI MULAKAAT GUZAR JAATI HAI...

PYAS BHUJTE NAHI BARSAAT GUZAR JATI HAI...

APNI YADON SE KEHDO IS TARAH NA AYA KERAY...

NEEND ATI NAHE AUR RAAT GUZAR JATI HAI...!!

 

Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola

Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola

 aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab "Coca Cola"

 

 

Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,

dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,

 hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bher mein,

hum milenge tumhe phir kisi, free SMS ki scheme mein

 

Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,

 gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,

 samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,

 jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!!

 

 

Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,

jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,

Phirte hain vo zamaane ki talaash mein,

bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta !!!

 

 

Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,

humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,

is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,

humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....
waaaaahhhhhhhhh...

Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam

ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN"
 

A little about ME is That I AM Aimal khan  S/O Khawaja Muhammad Sayel (The Prose & Poetry Writer In pushto and I think Most of people Knows his name as well … Sayel’s poetry is well known)

Academic Qualification IS that I did Matric in 1996 From P.E.F Degree College & School Got 682 Marks 80.2 % …… then For F.Sc I took Admission in Edwards College got 808 Marks 73.4% (1998) …then….B.A  from the Same College in (2000)  with 279 Marks, i.e 50.7%,I took Admission In M.A Pakistan-studies….63% Marks……Then I did  B.ED ( Bachelor in Education )with  613 Marks…( 61 .3% )……….Now a days .On Temporary Lecturer Bases I am working In College& Taught Pakistan Studies…& trying my best to find a Good Job then for Marriage I will fine good girl ( I don’t belief in girlfriend But in Friendship only with guys & girls both ) + L.L.B as well in evening Shift

 My Email ID: is <aimalk...@yahoo.co.in>…aims...@yahoo.com

 

26years old , male <single >   

I hereby declare that all the information and facts here in above are true to the best of my knowledge.

well thats about all you'll need for a while, Enjoy

 

Message pe message bhejte ho,
Bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
Bhejte ho to bhi kya bhejte ho,
Khud ka bheja to chalta nahin,
Doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!   +923009022110
 

Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.

 

Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun Or the moon?
Pupil: Moon...
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we Need it but the sun gives us light only in the day Time when we don't need it.

Kushiyan dya karte hain aur ghum lya karte hain,

Issi chakkar mein hum ajkal jya karte hain,

Kabhi tum bhi to kuchh likho yaar,

Badi ulfat se hum tumhe SMS kia karte hain

 

Bikhar rahi hai meri zaat ause keh dena,
Kahein mile woh tu yeh baat ause keh dena,
Ause kehna ke bin aus ke din kat taa nahi,
Sisak ke kat ti hai har raat ause keh dena,

0300-9022110

jaisi   bhi   hoon  achi  buri  apnay  liay  hoon,  mein khud ko nahin dekhti auron ki nazar say

 

Jab pyar karna seekh liya,

toh pyar nibhana bi seekh liya,

jab aaye aapki yaad

toh, palkon ko jhukana bhi seekh liya,

is dar se ki koi dekh na le ye aansoo,

har gham mein muskurana bhi seekh liya

Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
Is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain....

 

Tumhen Bhulana Hum Chahte Hain 
Teri Yaadon ko dil se Nikalna Hum Chahte Hain 
Magar Hum Aisa Kar Nahin Sakte 
Mohabbat Cheez hi aisee hai 

 

Aaj ki raat phir nahi hogi 
yeh mulaqaat phir nahi hogi 
aisey badal to phir bhi aayengey 
aisi barsaat phir nahi hogi 
ik nazar mud key dekhney waley 
kia yeh khairaat phir nahi hogi? 

 

 

Khushboo ki tarah aapke paas bikhar jayenge,

Skoon ban kar dil mein utar jayenge,

Mehsoos karne ki koshish to kijiye,

Door hote hue bhi pass nazar aayenge

 

gujre hue kal ki yaad aati hai,

kuch lamho se aankhen bhar aati hai......

woh subah rangeen aur shaam nirali hogi,

jab aap jaise dosto ki yaad aati hai........

Kamal tere nakhrey
Kamal tere style hain
Mun dhooney ki tameez nahi...
Aur haath mai mobile hai +923009022110

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Ke thii suruaath ek choti si mazak se..

mazak dard ban jayega ye malum na tha..

samajhte the jise hum apna YAAR..

wo ek din PYAR ban jayega ye malum na tha.

 

Khudaa jab husn deta hai

Nazaakat aaa hee jati hai

Kadam chun chun kar rakhti ho

Kamar balkha he jaati hai

If u need advice, Message ME
IF U NEED A friend, CALL ME
If u need help e-mail ME
If u need MONEY
No. u dail not respondind @ da moment..

Youn to hum kisi ka peecha nahi karte,
Dard-e-dil liya or dia nahi kertay,
Itfaq ki bat hai keh dosti app say hai,
Warna apna qeemti SMS kisi ko kia nahin kertay     +923009022110

 

Zindagi Key Safar Mein Kisi Ko Itna Mat

Chaho Keh Who Tumhari Chahton Ka Qatil

Aur Wafaon Ka Sodagar Ban Jaye

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The night was dark, the moon was high,
I stopped my car....u wondered why?
I leant so close, u felt shy.
I uttered those three words....
I .....la.......puncture!!

Chi chang chen liaguang thene chie khava suou chi whozzz hova hil dis sin sha ...........

Abay ullo kay pathay augher smag nain aa rahi to par kiyon rahay ho hahaah

Ager Yaqeen Nahin Aata To Aazmaeay Mujhay
Woh Ainaa Hai To Phir Ainaa Dikhaeay Mujhay
Ajeeb Chiraagh Hoon Din Raat Jalta Rehtaa Hoon
Main Thak Gaya Hoon Hawa Se Kaho Bujhaeay Mujhay

 

  aims...@yahoo.com

 

 

Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay Beemar Bacteria............HOW R U??????

Bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada...Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada...
I LOV U

 

Kudrat ke karishmon mein agar raat na hoti,
To khwab mein unse mulaqat na hoti,
Wo wada to kar gaye ki ayenge khwab mein,
Mare khushi ke neend na aye to kya karen.

 

Na khwabon me dekha, na nazaron me dekha,
Hazaron me ek humne tum hi ko dekha,
Gum dene wale to har pal hai yahan,
Har pal khushi dene walon me ek aap hi ko dekha

 

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose???
your Own Stupid!!!

Kajal banke teri aankho mein samane ki tamanna hai,

Dawa banke tere dard mitane ki tamanna hai,

Yun to haasil hai zamane ki har cheez mujhe,

Sirf ek baar tujhe dulhan ke roop mein paane ki tamanna hai

 

True friends are those
Who Care without hasitation,
Remember without Limitation,
Forgive without any Explanation,
and Love even with little Communication!!!

The Golden words are "Don't cry in Love"
because for whom u r crying does not deserve your tears
and the person who deserves it will never let u cry!!


What is sweet but not Honey,
Precious but not Money,
Bright but not Sunshine,
Improves with time but not Wine???
Its....OUR FRIENDSHIP!!!

If i cud reach up and hold a star 4 every time u made me smile the entire evening sky wud b in the palm of my hand.

When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am just giving u time to MISS ME!!

Mail Karrha Hoon .. Rakhna Sambal Kay

Jab Be Meri Yaad Aaye Perhna Nikal kAy

 

 aims...@yahoo.com

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Tumseh Doori Ka Ehsaas Satane Laga,
Tere Saath Guzra Har Lamha Yaad Aneh Laga,
Jab Bhi Bhoolne  Ke Koshish Ki Mene,
Tu DIL Keh Aau KAREEB Aneh Laga.

Yaadon me hum rahen ye ehsaas rakhna,
Nazaron se dur pal dil ke paas rakhna,
Ye nahi kahte ke sath raho,
Dur sahi par humen yaad rakhna...

PYAAR JAB EK TARAF SE HO TOH SAZA DETA HAIN,
PYAAR JAB DONO TARAF SE HO TOH MAZAA DETA HAIN,
AAJ KAL KI IS DUNIYA MEIN KAUN KISKA HOTA HAIN,
DAGA WAHI DETE HAIN JINPAR KI BHAROSA HOTA HAIN,

Dil gumsum, Zubaan Khamosh,
Aankhein aaj num kyon hai.
Jo kabhi apna hua hi nahin
use aaj khone ka gum kyon hai...

OR KOI GAM NAHI EK TERI JUDAI KE SIVA,
MERE HISSE ME KYA AAYA TANHAI KE SIVA!
YU TO MILAN KI RAATE MILI BESUMAAR,
PYAR ME SAB KUCHH MILA SEHNAI KE SIVA!!

Ankhen to pyar me dilki zuban hoti hai,
sachi chahat to sada bezuban hoti hai.
pyar mai dard bhi mile to kya gabrana,
suna hai dard se chahat aur jawan hoti hai....

sans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai,
nalene se meri jaan jati hai,
kasise kahun ki sanns se main jinda hon
jabki sans se pehle teri yaad aati hai.

 zaraa palat kar to dekh lete,
hum wahi khade the,
pal do pal to aap muskura lete,
to un palo mein hum apni sari zindagi jee lete

Yun toh bahut tha baatane ko,
zamaane se chup ke chaha tha apne chahne wale ko,
kya khabar thi yun tanha chod deega woh,
acha hua ki mere dukh ki khabar bhi na mil paaye zamaane ko. .......

Kuch badli hui takdeer nazar aati hai,
yadon ki bani zanzir nazar aati hai,
padhe to kya padhe har panne par
teri tasveer nazar aati hai...

Khali shishe bhi nishaan rakhte hain...
Tute hue dil bhi armaan rakhte hai...
Joh khaamoshi se guzar jaye,
woh dariya bhi dil me toofan rakhte hain

 

KARO KOI WADA JISE TUM NIBHA NA SAKO,
MAT CHAHO USE JISE TUM PA NA SAKO,
PYAR KAHAN KISI KA POORA HOTA HAI,
ISKA TO PEHLA SHABD HI ADHOORA HOTA HAI

 

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Meri har khata par naraz na hona,
Apni pyari si muskan kabhi na khona,
Sukoon milta he dekhkar apki muskurahat ko,
Mujhe maut bhi aye to bhi mat rona

 

Jisne humko chaha, use hum chah na sake,
Jisko chaha usae hum pa na sake,
Yeh samajh lo dil tutne ka khel hai,
Kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake

 

GAMO SE KYA DARNA WO TO SABHI KO MILTE HAIN
PHOOLO KO DEKHO HAMESHA KAANTO KE BEECH KHILTE HAIN
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Tumhari yadoon ko rok pana hai mushkil,
Rote huey dil ko manana hai muskil,
Ye dil apko kitna yaad karta hai,
Ek sms main likh pana hai mushkil

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 Sardar: I have'nt slept all night in the train.
        Friend: why?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: why did'nt you exchnged the birth?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody to exchnge in the lower berth...

 

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 second a woman  gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

 

Sardar-why are all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?

 

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to jail".

 

Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardar:"I've been promoted as branch manager."

 

Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to  what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".  After much thought he wrote : Yes!

 

One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. you know Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

 

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s already raining.
Sardar: So what?  take an umbrella and go.

 

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -  What came first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever you order first will come first.

 

Sardar wins Rs. 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave Rs. 11  crore after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me Rs. 20 crore or else  return my 20 Rs. back.!

 

Postman:- I had to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet
Sardar:- why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it....

 

Sardar proposed to a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1 year older to you'...........
Sardar said 'Oye no problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.

 

Sardar's wish :when i die,i wanna die like my grandpa who died peacefulyin  his sleep not screamin like all the passengers in the car  he was driving..

 

Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you  call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!

 

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.

 

Lady Shouted At Midnight “SARDAR G” jaldi Utto BILLI Sara Doodh Pee Gahi hai “SARDAR” Replied angerly  “ULLO KEE PATI ” Kitnee Bar Samjahya Hai KAMEEZ Pa Ka soya Kar…

 

 

Ek Larki Paidal Chali Ja Rahi Thi
Larka Awaz Deta Hai
Aye Deewani Peechay Mur Kar Dekh Tera Dupatta Zameen Say Ghisa Ja Raha Hai
Larki Jawab Deti Hai Aye Deewanay
Tu Kia Janay Yeh Bhi Apna Farz Nibha Raha Hai
Koi Chum Na Le Merey Kadmoon Ki Mitti Ko Isi Liey Nishan Mitata Ja Raha Hai

 

Duniya Badal Jaye Gi,Tum Na Badalna
Mushkilon Main Ho Jab Bhi.,Yaad Humain Kar Lena
Mangay Bhi Aap Say Tu Kia Mangain?
Dena Kuch Chahao Tu Bas Muskura Dena

 

 

Wafa Ke Rang Mein Doobi Har Shaam Tere Liye,

Yeh Dagar, Yeh Nagar,Mera Naam Bus Tere Liye,

Tu Mahekti Rahe Chandni Raaton Ki Tarah,

Is Naye Saal Ka Paigaam Tere Liye

 

Necessity is the Mother of Invention.

("A true friend is someone who reaches your hand and touches your heart..."

Keep Smiling)

Thanks to all my friends who send me good SMS on my mobile & Day by day our friends INCREASES I love only messages FRIENDSHIP (don’t MisCall either talk DIRECTLY or SEND MESSAGE TO ME ABOUT ursSELF (introductory SMS) first then /Funny / Poetry everything u like SMS 2 me I also in response to u but plz don’t tease me.) any how thanks to all Girls & guys who LOVES my SMS so much. SOME FRIENDS send me message that AIMAL KHAN don’t Disclose my Cell number to any of yours friend ,To THEM, I Say that I will never ever give any girl Number to any of my Friend its my Promise to All of my friends & I will never ever miss Call u so don’t be afraid from Friendship with me, So plz if you want friendship then SMS Friendship only: aims...@yahoo.com 26years old , male <single > M.A Pakistan-study .B.Ed (bachlor in Education ) .L.L.B part 2                                                                 aimalkhan (+92 3 0 0 - 9 0 2 2 1 1 0 ) Peshawar PAKISTAN…

Miss You Messages

Luv will fly if held too lightly.Love will die if held too tightly.How should I hold u.How do I know if I'm still keeping you or I'm letting go...

among ur frens i care 4 u da most, among ur frens i lov u da most, among ur frens u hurt me d most coz....i know dats all im 2 u... among ur frens

 

Wen life changes & we go our separate wayz.u will still be in my heart til my dyin dayz.i tell no lie dis is true.da world has nva seen a freind like u.

 

i heard someone whisper ur name, but when i turned around to c who it was, i notice i was alone, then i realize it was my heart telling me that i miss u.

 

4getn u is hard 2 do, 4gtn me is up2 u, 4gt me not, 4gt me neva, but don’t 4get, we’re gr8 2gether

 

My eyes R hurting coz I can't C U, My arms R empty coz I can't hold U, My lips R cold coz I can't kiss U but, My heart is breaking coz I'm not with U!

 

I miss u wen ur far away.I think about u every nite & day.Even if we cant b 2gether.I will miss u now & forever!

 

It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone & a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone

 

i luved u once u luved me not.i luved u twice but i 4got.u neva luv me u neva will but even so i luv u still.

 

i hide my tears when i say your name but the pain in my heart is stil the same.though i smile and seem carefree theres no1 who misses u more than me!!

 

Weve gone our own way our lives grew apart & weve made a life wiv another.but despite of how far apart we grew 2 me there still is no other!

 

Luv can be bad,it can treat u lik dirt.Theres always a risk of u getting hurt.Luv is restless & luv is a flirt.Luv has places to go and people to hurt.

 

Wot u see as truth wot u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies.although we may change & drift apart,ill always value u deep within my heart!

 

As we go on we rememba all d times we had 2gether.&as our life changes cum whateva we will still be "friends forever"

 

So btween da miles & btween da years ts inevitable but its true.dat seasons may change & people may change but my heart always belonged 2 u!

 

Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!

 

Ur the one i love.the one I need.but bad mistakes Ive done indeed.in search for forgivness and happyness too.I want to say that I love u.

 

i no u think dat u broke my heart but i knew ur game rite from da start. i saw ur game and played it 2 so look here playa da jokes on u!

 

I'd climd the highest mountain.I'd swim the ocean blue I'd do anything at all my dear- Just to get away from you.

 

Funny SMS

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

 

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

 

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?

 

How Dogs and Women are alike.....
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing.

 

A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless its wiv tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise

Kissing you baby is my dream.Im the strawberry & ur the cream.Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!

Kisses blown r kisses wasted.kisses rnt kisses unless they r tasted.kisses spread germs and germs r hated.but u can kiss me baby im vaccinated

wot kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u KISS ON CHEEK=lets b friends KISS ON NECK=i want u KISS ON LIPS=i luv u KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away!

U picked me up.u took me home.u put ur hands around my waist.u took off my top den u put ur lips om mine.THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI.

Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't have!.

It goes in dry it comes out wet.the longer its in the stronger it gets.we can have it in bed just you and me...its not what you think its a cup of tea!

Last nite i wantd u.needed u so badly dat it hurt.wantd 2 taste u.i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me...but i couldnt find u.u stupid.. PARACETAMOL!

At 1st a little nibble- a slow & temptin lick.i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow quick! CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT URS?

Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe madam

Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i put my PYJAMAS?

Im bout 6inches long.Wen used im inserted in2 a warm moist hole & thrust in & out repeatedly until i leave behind a sticky white substance!WOT AM I?A toothbrush!

girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!

Dear friend! Do you take me 2 b your lawful text mate.2 have & 2 hold.4 dirty quotes or saucy jokes.in text messaging & in poor signal.til low battery do us part?

why do i text u? its my choice its my way of sayin dat i remembr u. why do i remembr u? il neva know its not my choice its my hearts.

THE NHS REGRETS TO INFORM U THAT UR BIRTH WAS AN ACCIDENT.PLEASE REPORT TO UR NEAREST HOSPITAL TO BE PUT DOWN.WE APOLOGISE 4 ANY INCONVINIENCE!

 

If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with IT?

 

 

 

 

hase...@yahoo.com

 ☻A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

 

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