The Weekly Email By Betsy--07-15-09
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Betsy
Jul 15, 2009, 5:29:34 AM7/15/09
to Beijing Ultimate
beijing ultimate summer leaguers,
betsy was delighted with the attendance at busl two thousand nine week
one. new faces, fresh talent, and cagey veterans all turned out to
ensure tao’s team lost their first match of the season. betsy sends
heartfelt thanks out to everyone for smacking the humble into him, and
right quick like.
WEEKLY ITEM #1: The Weekly Schedule
Every Tuesday, Pick Up, 8-10, Deshengmen
Sunday, Beijing Ultimate Summer League, 3-6, Happy Valley
this week – alchemy vs. hello sexy on field something and on the other
field, alf the magic dragon vs. mike and kelly’s team, currently known
as a markbreaking huck of staggering genius*.
*registered trademark of betsy’s brain any attempt to use this name
for your team will result in swift legal action and a kick to the
offenders testicles after which you will be allowed to use the name
providing you give credit to betsy during every cheer.
_________
now is the time in the weekly email when betsy gives her weekly shout
outs and call outs. remember, you want to get shouted out, but you
don't want to get called out.
a shout out to tao. nicely run week one. betsy is feeling an odd
sensation. it’s not quite pleasure nor is it gratitude. it might be
indigestion.
a call out to dragonflies. please stop d-ing our discs with your
lifeblood. it disturbs the women when your dismembered parts are
stuck to the disc when they catch it. you are dismissed.
a shout out to candice. betsy is sorry she missed the spicy food
extravaganza after Sunday disc. her poop hurts a little just from
hearing about it.
a shout out to xiao zhi. betsy offers special thanks for serving up
an extra steamy serving of your homegrown humble pie to tao’s team,
and right quick like.
a call out to guys night out. admit it, you were thinking about betsy
and the rest of the girls and their topless pillow fights the whole
time.
a shout out to girls night out. special thanks to helen shyu for the
food, ace for the massages and oils, and to steph for supplying all
the pillows.
a call out to mike. you know why. just be glad you never joined in
the pillow fight and you’d better not post any of those photos.
_________
WEEKLY RUMOR THAT MUST BE TRUE: jeff was seen cheating on joe at
kokomo friday night when he thrusted his manliness upon kevin. jeff’s
original offer was a pitcher of sangria if kevin danced with a
gorgeous stallion of a shirtless manbeast on the dance floor. kevin
was just getting his groove on (and shirt off) when jeff junkblocked
him. the manbeast was never seen again, although kevin is rumored to
return to kokomo each night, just after dusk, longing to rekindle what
might have been. also because he’s an alcoholic.
_________
WEEKLY ITEM #3: Lunch time Poll
busl two thousand nine week one was quite possibly the most exciting,
most entertaining, and most talked about busl two thousand nine week
one in recent memory. which of these is the most likely reason?
a) with doc not playing, all are free to engage in plentiful merriment
and mirth making, gleefully brambling through the thick grass,
joyously immersed in resplendent, spirited competition amongst fellow
players.
b) hello sexy reminded ralph the flacid sliver not to start talking
smack before the first game, lest all your hopes and dreams get
sideswiped by the humility train.
c) the female domination on alchemy has everyone plotting strategies.
so far the most reasonable is to impregnate all their women 6 months
ago. now where’d betsy leave her time machine?
d) the team currently known as a markbreaking huck of staggering
genius is the last team to decide on a name for themselves. beijing
is abuzz with anticipation. will they accept betsy’s decree or will
they think up something terrible on their own? only time will tell.
cast your votes!
_________
and finally, your moment of zen…
http://www.youtube.com/user/mugumogu?blend=2&ob=4
catch you on the field,
betsy
xxxooo
betsy was delighted with the attendance at busl two thousand nine week
one. new faces, fresh talent, and cagey veterans all turned out to
ensure tao’s team lost their first match of the season. betsy sends
heartfelt thanks out to everyone for smacking the humble into him, and
right quick like.
WEEKLY ITEM #1: The Weekly Schedule
Every Tuesday, Pick Up, 8-10, Deshengmen
Sunday, Beijing Ultimate Summer League, 3-6, Happy Valley
this week – alchemy vs. hello sexy on field something and on the other
field, alf the magic dragon vs. mike and kelly’s team, currently known
as a markbreaking huck of staggering genius*.
*registered trademark of betsy’s brain any attempt to use this name
for your team will result in swift legal action and a kick to the
offenders testicles after which you will be allowed to use the name
providing you give credit to betsy during every cheer.
_________
now is the time in the weekly email when betsy gives her weekly shout
outs and call outs. remember, you want to get shouted out, but you
don't want to get called out.
a shout out to tao. nicely run week one. betsy is feeling an odd
sensation. it’s not quite pleasure nor is it gratitude. it might be
indigestion.
a call out to dragonflies. please stop d-ing our discs with your
lifeblood. it disturbs the women when your dismembered parts are
stuck to the disc when they catch it. you are dismissed.
a shout out to candice. betsy is sorry she missed the spicy food
extravaganza after Sunday disc. her poop hurts a little just from
hearing about it.
a shout out to xiao zhi. betsy offers special thanks for serving up
an extra steamy serving of your homegrown humble pie to tao’s team,
and right quick like.
a call out to guys night out. admit it, you were thinking about betsy
and the rest of the girls and their topless pillow fights the whole
time.
a shout out to girls night out. special thanks to helen shyu for the
food, ace for the massages and oils, and to steph for supplying all
the pillows.
a call out to mike. you know why. just be glad you never joined in
the pillow fight and you’d better not post any of those photos.
_________
WEEKLY RUMOR THAT MUST BE TRUE: jeff was seen cheating on joe at
kokomo friday night when he thrusted his manliness upon kevin. jeff’s
original offer was a pitcher of sangria if kevin danced with a
gorgeous stallion of a shirtless manbeast on the dance floor. kevin
was just getting his groove on (and shirt off) when jeff junkblocked
him. the manbeast was never seen again, although kevin is rumored to
return to kokomo each night, just after dusk, longing to rekindle what
might have been. also because he’s an alcoholic.
_________
WEEKLY ITEM #3: Lunch time Poll
busl two thousand nine week one was quite possibly the most exciting,
most entertaining, and most talked about busl two thousand nine week
one in recent memory. which of these is the most likely reason?
a) with doc not playing, all are free to engage in plentiful merriment
and mirth making, gleefully brambling through the thick grass,
joyously immersed in resplendent, spirited competition amongst fellow
players.
b) hello sexy reminded ralph the flacid sliver not to start talking
smack before the first game, lest all your hopes and dreams get
sideswiped by the humility train.
c) the female domination on alchemy has everyone plotting strategies.
so far the most reasonable is to impregnate all their women 6 months
ago. now where’d betsy leave her time machine?
d) the team currently known as a markbreaking huck of staggering
genius is the last team to decide on a name for themselves. beijing
is abuzz with anticipation. will they accept betsy’s decree or will
they think up something terrible on their own? only time will tell.
cast your votes!
_________
and finally, your moment of zen…
http://www.youtube.com/user/mugumogu?blend=2&ob=4
catch you on the field,
betsy
xxxooo
Tao
Jul 16, 2009, 9:25:04 AM7/16/09
to Beijing Ultimate
Amazing, Betsy. Just when I thought you couldn't get any better, you
go and win Google Groups Post of the Week honors on my blog for the
second straight week and like sixth time overall.
go and win Google Groups Post of the Week honors on my blog for the
second straight week and like sixth time overall.
Jeff Orcutt
Jul 16, 2009, 9:56:28 AM7/16/09
to Tao, Beijing Ultimate
Words fail.
On 2009-7-16, at 下午9:25, Tao <anthon...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> Amazing, Betsy. Just when I thought you couldn't get any better, you
> go and win Google Groups Post of the Week honors on my blog for the
> second straight week and like sixth time overall.
>
> On Jul 15, 5:29 pm, Betsy <betsybeij...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> beijing ultimate summer leaguers,
>>
>> betsy was delighted with the attendance at busl two thousand nine
>> week
>> one. new faces, fresh talent, and cagey veterans all turned out to
>> ensure tao's team lost their first match of the season. betsy sends
>> heartfelt thanks out to everyone for smacking the humble into him,
>> and
>> right quick like.
>>
>> WEEKLY ITEM #1: The Weekly Schedule
>>
>> Every Tuesday, Pick Up, 8-10, Deshengmen
>>
>> Sunday, Beijing Ultimate Summer League, 3-6, Happy Valley
>>
>> this week - alchemy vs. hello sexy on field something and on the o
>> ff's
>> and finally, your moment of zen...
On 2009-7-16, at 下午9:25, Tao <anthon...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> Amazing, Betsy. Just when I thought you couldn't get any better, you
> go and win Google Groups Post of the Week honors on my blog for the
> second straight week and like sixth time overall.
>
> On Jul 15, 5:29 pm, Betsy <betsybeij...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> beijing ultimate summer leaguers,
>>
>> betsy was delighted with the attendance at busl two thousand nine
>> week
>> one. new faces, fresh talent, and cagey veterans all turned out to
>> ensure tao's team lost their first match of the season. betsy sends
>> heartfelt thanks out to everyone for smacking the humble into him,
>> and
>> right quick like.
>>
>> WEEKLY ITEM #1: The Weekly Schedule
>>
>> Every Tuesday, Pick Up, 8-10, Deshengmen
>>
>> Sunday, Beijing Ultimate Summer League, 3-6, Happy Valley
>>
Tao
Jul 17, 2009, 1:50:38 PM7/17/09
to Beijing Ultimate
What is Ralph the Flacid [sic] Silver?
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