Make Your Car Talk!
Davycrockett79
or work. After you crank up the engine, your car all of a sudden says,
"Information. God gave you two ears and one mouth, so that you'll talk less
and listen twice as much to your car." Your friend thinks this is just the cd
and just dismisses this. You say, "I don't need to listen to you! My driving
is perfect!" Then the car immediately replies with, "Oh please. I've seen old
ladies with better driving skills than you!" Your friend's mouth drops open
and the two of you burst out laughing.
This "Talking Car CD" is a 19 minute cd featuring 12 tracks:
Driving Skills
Babes
Cruising
Speeding Ticket
Obnoxious Passenger
Sexy Passenger
Good Driver
Vanity Plates
Singing
Drunk Driving
Route 66
Random Sayings
This cd has the car's conversation pre-recorded in a special timed format, so
that you can say your lines and it will sound like you're actually having a
conversation with your car to your passengers.
Driving Skills is a conversation between you and your car. The car has a few
compliants about your driving and has a few other pet peeves to share with you.
Babes is a conversation that strikes up because your car is constantly hitting
on pedestrians. Your car shows you how to smooth talk potential dates you see
out on the street -- V8 style.
Cruising is a conservation that comes up because your car wants to go to the
beach.
Speeding Ticket is the conversation that ensues when you and your car are about
to get a speeding ticket and neither one of y'all would like to accept
responsibility.
Obnoxious Passenger is the perfect conversation with your car when you have a
passenger that you don't really like, but would never say anything directly to
his or her face.
Sexy Passenger is the perfect conversation with your car when you have a
passenger that you secretly find attractive and you would like to subtly flirt
with that person.
Good Driver is the conversation you would have with your car if your car
considered you to be its pet.
Vanity Plate is the conversation you have with your car if your car wanted a
license plate to emphasize its unique style.
Singing is the musical conversation your car would have with you to torture you
for all your transgressions as a driver.
Drunk driving is the conversation that beer and wine lovers alike will enjoy
having with their car.
Route 66 is a bonus track that creates a fantasy in which different situations
are presented to the driver to make driving more entertaining. Please drive
responsibly and remember that this track is just a fantasy.
Random Sayings is a track that features some of the funny one liners that the
car says throughout the cd.
You can have "The Talking Car CD" for only $7. This includes the manual that
contains your lines and the cd. Shipping is free, so all you pay is $7.
Accepted forms of payments are:
Personal Check
Money Order
Credit card ( through PayPal )
PayPal
If you pay by personal check, please expect to wait until the check clears
before your cd is shipped to you.
If you pay by PayPal, be sure your address is verified by PayPal. The cd will
only be shipped to an address that has been verified by PayPal.
When you pay for your cd, your cd will be shipped to you. All orders are
guaranteed to be shipped by the next business day after you pay for your cd.
All orders will be shipped by First Class U.S. Postal mail, so you should
receive your cd in 2 to 3 days anywhere in the U.S.
If you have any questions, you can e-mail me at davycro...@hotmail.com .
If you want to buy or want more information, just visit http://www.overcorp.com
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Have a great day!
Davy
