Wholesome Undie Rides July 20th
agent humble
STREETS ARE FOR PEOPLE, NOT FOR CARS
Wholesome Undie riders say "Gentlemen, Stop Your Engines!"
On Sunday, July 20, the fourth annual Wholesome Undie ride will take
to the streets of Vancouver.
When: 12:00 Noon, Sunday, July 20th
Where: Vancouver Art Gallery (Georgia Street Side)
Slower, sexier, and smarter than the Molson Indy 限 the Wholesome
Undie has all the thrills of Vancouver's loudest corporate spectacle,
but it features riders on bicycles... dressed in their underwear!
The Wholesome Undie will begin with a Briefing at the Art Gallery,
after which the crack team of Undie Riders will roll through the
street of downtown Vancouver. The ride will occupy the roadway, not
blocking traffic, because WE ARE TRAFFIC.
Undie Racers will re-claim the streets with their elegant,
inexpensive, human-powered vehicles. Instead of the roar of combustion
engines, they will serenade the city with ringing bells, songs and
raps, and the whisper of fine lingerie. The Undie won't cause any
pollution, since Undie racers emit only natural gas. Undie vehicles
don't go as fast, but they go in style.
This year's Wholesome Undie ride is hot on the heels of the over 800
strong June 27 Critical Mass Ride. Last year's Wholesome Undie ride
was selected by the Georgia Straight and its readers as the 2002 Best
Protest in Vancouver.
Posters and Handouts:
http://www.monkeywrenchcafe.org/cm/pic/flyers/undie_ride_poster2.pdf
http://www.monkeywrenchcafe.org/cm/pic/flyers/undie_ride_4up.pdf
For pictures of past years rides and more details:
http://vancouver.indymedia.org/undie
http://www.alternatives.com/prms/2003/cmas0703.pdf
THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE MOTORIZED
Darren McHugh
agent humble wrote:
> The ride will occupy the roadway, not
> blocking traffic, because WE ARE TRAFFIC.
I will be sure to use that line when I walking down the middle of the Bike
Lane at Stanley Park and pissing everyone off.
agent humble
STREETS ARE FOR WHITE PEOPLE, NOT FOR CARS
Wholesome Undie riders say "WE ARE THE ONLY RACE THAT MATTERS!"
On Sunday, July 20, the fourth annual Wholesome Undie ride will take
to the streets of Vancouver.
When: 11AM, Sunday, July 20th
Where: Vancouver Art Gallery (Georgia Street Side)
Slower, whiter, and smarter than the Molson Indy 限 the Wholesome
Undie has all the thrills of Vancouver's loudest Jew-run spectacle,
but it features aryan riders on bicycles... dressed in their underwear!
The Wholesome Undie will begin with a rally and speeches at the
Steam Clock, after which the crack team of Aryan Undie Riders will roll
through the street of downtown Vancouver, causing traffic mayhem and
striking mortal fear into all who oppose us. The ride will
occupy the roadway, blocking traffic, because WE ARE WHITE.
Undie Racers will re-claim the streets from the mongrel races with their
inexpensive, human-powered vehicles. Instead of the roar of
Jew-manufactured combustion engines, they will serenade the city with
ringing bells, Bavarian beer-drinking songs, poetry of the Master Race,
and the whisper of fine lingerie, because we like the way satin feels
against our privates. The Undie won't cause any pollution, since Undie
racers emit only the pure truth of racial superiority. Undie vehicles
don't go as fast, but at least they're ridden by white people.
This year's Wholesome Undie ride is hot on the heels of the over 800
strong June 27 Critical Mass Ride. Last year's Wholesome Undie ride
was selected by the Georgia Straight and its readers as the 2002 Best
Protest in Vancouver.
For Information contact:
Alison Unserwear, 604-688-4228, mome...@emeraldcity.bc.ca
Posters and Handouts:
http://www.monkeywrenchcafe.org/cm/pic/flyers/undie_ride_poster2.pdf
http://www.monkeywrenchcafe.org/cm/pic/flyers/undie_ride_4up.pdf
For pictures of past years rides and more details:
http://vancouver.indymedia.org/undie
http://www.alternatives.com/prms/2003/cmas0703.pdf
THE ARYAN REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE MOTORIZED
Loose Cannon
wrote: