1st day of class special edition!

[Nick Bonzey]

Hey Polo People!

Tired of all the fucktards blocking the sidewalk when you're trying to get across campus?  Have some undirected rage that would probably get you kicked off campus if actually directed towards the bro's who deserve them?  Want to see if we can break Brinckman's new mallet on its first day?  Want to help me get all that pesky paint off my new polo frame?

If you answered yes to any of these things, be at the Courts of Doom on Monday, 5:30.  Rumor has it some mouthy little hipster kid is back in town, but is thinking about pussing out because his "bike has two flats".  I SAY A POX ON YOUR HOUSE.

Be there or I'll lose what little respect for you I may have once had.  Bitches.

-Bonzey

[Charles Sprinkle]

If your excuse is flat tires, you're not taking it seriously enough....

[Nick Bonzey]

Hell, I shim'd a threaded stem with 5 beer cans 10 minutes before last week's game...and still brought the heat