random shit talkin'

[Nick Bonzey]

Looks like we'll have some real games tomorrow, polo people.  If you're on the fence about coming tomorrow, you should probably get off.  You're liable to get some splinters.  Playing polo is way more fun than fence sitting.

Dalton and Browning swear they'll be there.  That means there'll be approximately 27 times more "bikes against the fence".  I yelled at David (I think it's pronounced "duh-VEEEEEEEE") on the street a couple days ago, and if that's not a rock solid commitment to come play, I don't know what is.  If our stars align, maybe Bertolinilinilinilini will crawl out from the thumb of The Man demanding he get a license to stock grocery shelves to come grace the courts with his mad polo prowess (and, honestly, I still haven't figured out how he doesn't flip over his handlebars with only a front disc brake).

I have a full compliment of functional and working parts for my new frame, and am looking forward to seeing how many ways I can break it in an afternoon.

Monday.  530.  Be there.

[bjb...@vt.edu]

I'm going to be the first to knock you off the new bike Bonzey, count
on it. Chelsea is back in town and will be coming out tonight too. See
everyone at 5:30.

[Nick Bonzey]

Awww...that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.  I knew I could count on you, Bealemeister.

-bonzey

[Brinckman, Matthew]

I think you both know that come this evening you will be wishing you had spent less time on your bikini wax this weekend and practiced your underinflated skills on the polo court. The new paint on Bonzey’s bike is going to be smeared by the putrid weak sauce leaking from his vertical smile while Beale will have better luck scoring with his lady than on the court with all that rust on his game. Meanwhile, Beale’s girl will likely be late as she looks for her fave pair of skinny jeans only to discover that they are already on the court being sported by some summer-polo-boycotting hipster who has more skills in a state owned van than on the polo court!

 

Everybody else- Your shit is weak too.

 

Fuck yeah, let’s do this.

-Matt-

[Dalton Long]

Man, all this shit talking is giving me a major fear boner.

[Bert]

Can't make it today due to a muscle strain over the wkend, but if any games crop up later in the week I am down