Learning Alphabets - another way (Provoked by the mood of discussions)
Joseph Cherukara
Dear Friends,
You all might have forgotten about alphabets... Let me teach you now
(Provoked by the mood of discussions)
JC
A à Aristocrat
B à Bagpiper
C à contessa
D à Director's Special
E à Eight PM
F à Four Roses
G à God Father
H à Haywards
I à Imperial Blue
J à Johny Walker
K à King Fisher
L à Lincoln Lager
M à Master Brew
N à Narragansett Bock
O à Old Monk
P à Pioneer Ale
Q à Quat
R à Red Label
S à Scotch
T à Trommers White Label
U à Utica CSAB
V à VAT 69
W à WATKINS
X à XXX
Y à Yotoc
Z à Zingaro
Send this drunkard ABCD to your entire drunkard friends.
Immediately you will get good luck for drinking with in 12 hours. If you ignore or delete this mail you wont be able to get in touch with alcohol for 1 Year.
Antony Joseph
OK JC, very good.
Now it is only 7.30pm. I will go through this mail again by
10.30pm today, just before the dinner so that I can have a good
dinner without spending any single pie for boosing.
What will be the taste, effect and impact of a peg prepared by
taking a few drops from all the 26 bottles? Can we call it 'Duck
Tail'?
Now it is your responsibility to arrange a few pegs from 26 types
and arrange a 'get together'. If you are unable to do this, you
should not have sent this mail to all. Commitment is a commitment.
Then why do you boast yourself as a great man? Any way done is
done, what I suggest, you can try your level best and arrange
atleast half of it (13 bottles). We will meet somewhere, invite
Devarajan Sir and Jayan also so that we both can enjoy maximum,
because they are not going to take it. We shall inform Rajan
George later.
Now we wish you all a 'Duck Tail' Onam.
Antony.
On Thu, 31 Aug 2006 Joseph Cherukara wrote :
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> Dear Friends,
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>You all might have forgotten about alphabets... Let me teach you
>now
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>(Provoked by the mood of discussions)
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>JC
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> A à Aristocrat
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> B à Bagpiper
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> C à contessa
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> D à Director's Special
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> E à Eight PM
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> F à Four Roses
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> G à God Father
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> H à Haywards
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> I à Imperial Blue
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> J à Johny Walker
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> K à King Fisher
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> L à Lincoln Lager
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> M à Master Brew
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> N à Narragansett Bock
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> O à Old Monk
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> P à Pioneer Ale
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> Q à Quat
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> R à Red Label
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> S à Scotch
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> T à Trommers White Label
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> U à Utica CSAB
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> V à VAT 69
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> W à WATKINS
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> X à XXX
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> Y à Yotoc
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> Z à Zingaro
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> Send this drunkard ABCD to your entire drunkard friends.
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> Immediately you will get good luck for drinking with in 12
>hours. If you ignore or delete this mail you wont be able to get
>in touch with alcohol for 1 Year.
Thanks.
Antony Joseph.
sarasw...@dataone.in
Sub: Cherukara's Alfabet
Propagation of this alfabet will bring forth for you tremendous benefits. If you don't do it dangerous misfortunes are going to befall on you. Sri Suresh Agarwal, Director, Panama Pharma sent it to twenty persons. Next day he got a big export order. Sri Goutham Parulekar refused to take any action on it. There was a raid at his house and huge amounts of unaccounted money was unearthed. Sri. Antony Joseph circulated it among eight of his friends. He got a dinner that day. One may wonder why he was favoured with such a paltry reward. Even God could not find out anything bigger for him.
Antony Joseph
From the great drinking personality.
Whether it is an alfabet or betabet I am not ready to bet for a
free Dinner or a free lunch. But if it is a free drink, I will
have to rethink.
Antony.
Thanks.
Antony Joseph.
