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[Shafeeque Ismail]

 

 

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From: Ajay P. K.
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From: Dinesh Anblazahan A.
Sent: Thursday, June 09, 2005 8:53 AM
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Husband comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his
neck: "Darling, I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're
going to have a baby!  Until the doctor confirms the test result we
can't tell anybody."

The next day, a guy from the electric company rings the door-bell,
because the couple hasn't paid their last bill:

"Are you Mrs. Smith? You're a month overdue, you know!"

"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.

"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the man.

"What are you saying? It's in your files?????"

"Absolutely."

"Well, let me talk to my husband about this tonight."

That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a
bull, rushes to the electric company's office the first thing the next
morning.

"What's going on here? You have it on file that my wife is a month
overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.

"Just calm down," says the clerk, "it's nothing serious. All you have to
do is pay us."

"PAY you? and if I refuse?"

"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off."

"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.

"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle!"

 

 

 

DINESH

 

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