Doctors vs Dentist !!!!!!
A dentist was understandably
nervous at his first extraction. His hand shook as he got the molar out. He lost
grip on the instrument, and the tooth trickled down the patient's throat.
"Sorry...." said the doctor, "you're
outside my specialty now. See a laryngologist --[throat
specialist]."
By the time the
unfortunate victim got to the laryngologist, the tooth had worked its way much
further down. The laryngologist examined the man. "Sorry...."said the doctor,
"you're outside my specialty now. You should see a gastroenterologist
-- [stomach specialist]."
The gastroenterologist X-rayed the patient.
"Sorry...." said the doctor," the tooth has traveled into your lower intestines.
You should see an entomologist -- [intestinal specialist]."
The
entomologist took some X rays. "Sorry, the tooth isn't there. It must have gone
down farther. You should see a proctologist -- [a specialist in diseases of
the rectum / anus].
Our patient is now on the proctologist's examining
table, in the proper elbow-knee position. The doctor has inserted a proctoscope
and is looking through it.....
"Good heavens, man! You've got a tooth up
there! You should see a dentist !!!!!!! But it is the first ever in my life
I can see an asshole showing me teeth".