Jokes on Cycling/cyclists
Nadana Sigamani
Dear All,
Only serious cyclists seem to be corresponding on this forum on very highly technical matters or blood sapping s&m long distance rides.
Come on folks, cycling isn’t all that dull, drab and debilitating as you portray – its even worse.
To lighten up, I am posting some jokes on cyclists/cycling.
An overweight and impatient cyclist unhappy with his weight reduction through cycling went to a sports doctor and asked him for a method of losing weight with no possibility of failure. The physician consulted medical encyclopedias, journals and tomes. Finally he turned to the eager cyclist and said, "I think I have have the solution. Eat an apple." The cyclist was surprised and delighted, "As simple as that?" he asked, "Do I eat the apple before or after cycling?"
"Instead," said the weary doctor.
Notice on a bulletin board "Wanted urgently a second hand cycle. Sex not important."
Underneath that a wag had scribbled, "That's what you think."
Please post your own cycling/cyclists jokes liberally.
****** You don't have to be crazy to cycle. But it helps. *****
Sabari Thampi
Good. Brought a smile on the face.
Today's news on this gp has not been exactly cheerful. Someone lost a bike which by itself is a bad one.
Another person a victim of a hit and run. Which is also very unfortunate.
Makes me wonder when is my turn to be a victim ?
Rgds
Sabari Thampi
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Deepa Mohan
http://bicycling.about.com/od/thebikelife/tp/Ten-Best-Bike-Jokes.htm
(how convenient the internet is, I don't have to type out all of them...all jokes are now re-cycled, too!
Cheers, Deepa.
Sreepathi Pai
live." was actually about the "Ordinary", the old-style cycles. Like
most of Mark Twain's stuff, it is worth reading in full:
http://www.bicyclinglife.com/HowTo/TamingTheBicycle.htm
Enjoy!
--
Sreepathi Pai
Dipankar Paul
The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Jens Voigt has been riding on the other side in which case it's white with the salty, dried tears of all the riders whose souls he has crushed.
http://www.jensvoigtfacts.com/
Gokul D
> Dear All,
>
> Only serious cyclists seem to be corresponding on this forum on very highly
> technical matters or blood sapping s&m long distance rides.
>
> Come on folks, cycling isn’t all that dull, drab and debilitating as you
> portray – its even worse.
>
>
> To lighten up, I am posting some jokes on cyclists/cycling.
>
+1
On Mon, Nov 7, 2011 at 7:32 PM, Sabari Thampi <sgth...@gmail.com> wrote:
> :)
>
> Good. Brought a smile on the face.
>
> Today's news on this gp has not been exactly cheerful. Someone lost a bike
> which by itself is a bad one.
>
> Another person a victim of a hit and run. Which is also very unfortunate.
>
> Makes me wonder when is my turn to be a victim ?
Haha good one :P
>
> Rgds
>
> Sabari Thampi
> Sent from BlackBerry® on Airtel
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Arvind Ganesh
Q: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on its own?
A: It was two tired. :P
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Anil s kadsur
Dear all,
It always feel sad to hear whn sme 1 meets with an accident..
Its is time we start tracking these .. We can hve spreadsheet with details like person name , bike type, place of accident, fatality type..
This will help all and act as a repository..
Lemme knw if sme 1 has more suggestions
Cheers
Vinay
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