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Carl Rogers

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Oct 5, 2009, 3:11:51 AM10/5/09
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Hi Viatologists:

Got a knob? Some in the more common vernacular would call it by other
terms such as penis, dick, willy, johnson, joey, schlong, cock etc...

Well, knobs equal oral pleasure for me and I Carl Rogers and the
Worldwide Transportation Library would like to introduce you to the
concept of knob polishing wherein we intend to provide oral sex to
each and every person on the planet who has a knob - in other words we
want to polish the knob of every man on the planet.

Through this initiative I intend to suck the dick of all 3 billion or
so men on the planet whether they like it or not. So far in this
initiative, I have only been successful on one of my 50 or so attempts
to polish some knobs - that being the knob of Erik Lozaga my butt
lover.

Other attempts at knob polishing have been met with some resistance
such as a kick square in my nuts, a golf club (a driver to be exact)
to the side of my head, I've been shot at with hand guns, pepper
sprayed, tazered and had a cattle prod inserted forciblly into my
anus.

Intended for completion when I finally die of semen poisoning or
someone kills me in self defense, Operation Knob Polishing represents
the WWTL's efforts in converting all the men in the Americas, Europe,
Asia and Austrailia over to the homosexual side and to leave the women
of the world lonely like they have left me. It is our goal to end the
human race by disrupting its reproductive cycle with our Gay agenda.

Cheers,

Carl Rogers
"Environment first, transportology second"
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Froggie

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Oct 5, 2009, 7:21:52 AM10/5/09
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<snip post>

For all Carl's faults that he has, it really doesn't deserve this.
Whoever's doing these mockings, you're starting to go too far...

Froggie

H.B. Elkins

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Oct 5, 2009, 9:07:43 AM10/5/09
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On Mon, 5 Oct 2009 04:21:52 -0700 (PDT), Froggie wrote:

>For all Carl's faults that he has...

Understatement of both this century and last century

>it really doesn't deserve this.
>Whoever's doing these mockings, you're starting to go too far...

Agreed. 'Tis better to just ignore him.


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Mr Benn

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Oct 5, 2009, 10:36:38 AM10/5/09
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"Froggie" <fro...@mississippi.net> wrote in message
news:9ed4316e-5b61-42f6...@o36g2000vbl.googlegroups.com...

> <snip post>
>
> For all Carl's faults that he has, it really doesn't deserve this.

No, the deserves much worse. The arrogant twat has already been asked
politely to stop spamming.

Do you know "Carl"? Is he your buddy? If so, tell the idiot to flick off
somewhere else.


Dave C.

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Oct 4, 2009, 11:28:09 PM10/4/09
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On Mon, 5 Oct 2009 04:21:52 -0700 (PDT)
Froggie <fro...@mississippi.net> wrote:

I don't think the mocker went nearly far ENOUGH. -Dave

Don Freeman

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Oct 5, 2009, 11:35:58 AM10/5/09
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Bullshit. It was hilarious.

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www.cosmoslair.com

David Nebenzahl

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Oct 5, 2009, 1:48:23 PM10/5/09
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On 10/5/2009 4:21 AM Froggie spake thus:

> <snip post>
>
> For all Carl's faults that he has, it really doesn't deserve this.
> Whoever's doing these mockings, you're starting to go too far...

Nope. I wouldn't say "too far"; while the attack was admittedly rude,
crude and juvenile, all's fair when the target is such an insufferable twit.


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Michael Moroney

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Oct 5, 2009, 3:51:37 PM10/5/09
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David Nebenzahl <nob...@but.us.chickens> writes:

>On 10/5/2009 4:21 AM Froggie spake thus:

>> <snip post>
>>
>> For all Carl's faults that he has, it really doesn't deserve this.
>> Whoever's doing these mockings, you're starting to go too far...

>Nope. I wouldn't say "too far"; while the attack was admittedly rude,
>crude and juvenile, all's fair when the target is such an insufferable twit.

What amazes me is how Carl doesn't seem to have a clue that his postings
make him look like an insufferable twit, especially with his use of his
much despised V word.

Kenny McCormack

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Oct 5, 2009, 4:38:31 PM10/5/09
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In article <hadio9$fg9$2...@pcls6.std.com>,

It *is* amazing, in one sense of the word - that is, in the sense of how
jarring it is in comparison to one's real world expectations [that is,
one's experiences in dealing with real people FtF - vs. dealing with
people on Usenet] to see just how immune to criticism some people can
be. For the full-on demo of this, check out the funniest Usenet group,
comp.lang.c, to which this article is being cross-posted.

It is not amazing at all, when you do realize the type of people (such
as Carl in MTR, and various folks over in CLC) with which you are
dealing.

Odo Ital

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Oct 5, 2009, 5:59:53 PM10/5/09
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On Oct 5, 2:51 pm, moro...@world.std.spaamtrap.com (Michael Moroney)
wrote:


You miss the point, good sir. It's not that Carl doesn't have a clue,
but rather, he KNOWS he's upsetting people. He KNOWS he's acting like
a twit. But you KNOW he's just sitting there, laughing at us for
reacting to his posts. He does this deilberately to upset people, then
he sits back and laughs.

Larry Harvilla

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Oct 6, 2009, 3:07:37 AM10/6/09
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David Nebenzahl wrote:
> On 10/5/2009 4:21 AM Froggie spake thus:
>
>> <snip post>
>>
>> For all Carl's faults that he has, it really doesn't deserve this.
>> Whoever's doing these mockings, you're starting to go too far...
>
> Nope. I wouldn't say "too far"; while the attack was admittedly rude,
> crude and juvenile, all's fair when the target is such an insufferable twit.


All's fair? Even fomenting homophobia?

Bigot.

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David Kaye

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Oct 6, 2009, 4:20:21 AM10/6/09
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Froggie <fro...@mississippi.net> wrote:

>For all Carl's faults that he has, it really doesn't deserve this.
>Whoever's doing these mockings, you're starting to go too far...

I agree. Carl has a passion about roads. I happen to have a passion about
roads, but old historic abandoned ones, not freeways. To each his own.


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Godless city in America." -- Fr Mullen, "San Francisco"

Patrick Scheible

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Oct 6, 2009, 11:49:26 AM10/6/09
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sfdavi...@yahoo.com (David Kaye) writes:

> Froggie <fro...@mississippi.net> wrote:
>
> >For all Carl's faults that he has, it really doesn't deserve this.
> >Whoever's doing these mockings, you're starting to go too far...
>
> I agree. Carl has a passion about roads. I happen to have a passion about
> roads, but old historic abandoned ones, not freeways. To each his own.

Carl persistently breaks one of the most important rules of Usenet:
Don't post in groups you don't read.

That said, ignoring him is probably the best approach. Massive
homophobic insults say more about the person posting them than they do
about Carl.

-- Patrick

John David Galt

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Oct 7, 2009, 5:58:56 PM10/7/09
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Now, now. Let's not denigrate the gays by associating them with a spammer.

googler101

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Oct 25, 2009, 10:16:25 PM10/25/09
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On Oct 7, 11:58 pm, John David Galt <j...@diogenes.sacramento.ca.us>
wrote:

> Now, now.  Let's not denigrate the gays by associating them with a spammer.

What are you quarelling about peanuts for?
Here is some stuff that can melt down your brains:

http://antimatrix.vndv.com/Convert/We_are_here_to_change_the_world_01.html

No need to waste it on small things like this.

McNalley

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Oct 25, 2009, 11:43:34 PM10/25/09
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All bets are off when it comes to Karl. Karl himself proved ironic
and contradictory when he got his sock puppet to post homophobic
content. With anybody else I would agree that is the case...I bet
that boy was one annoying little fucktard growing up. I gave the
douche a fair shake, so I'm guilty of nothing.

McNalley

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Oct 25, 2009, 11:45:06 PM10/25/09
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On Oct 6, 3:07 am, Larry Harvilla <la...@phatpage.org> wrote:

And I have no idea who posted that, but all hopes are that he finally
gets a life because he has no ax to grind. Of course, with high
unemployment out there, that might just be the problem.

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