Fun parts of my long ride...
Larry xlax Lovisone
the mostly boring bits of super slabbing...
First I spot the tail end of bike disappearing far ahead in the fast
lane on Interstate 680... all reeet a potential riding partner...
Boosting up to 90 doesn't do it but triple digits does... I'm flying up
his rear and I read CAMPBELL POLICE on the back of his BMW... Oh shit
this may be ugly... but nothing happens... we ride three bikes lengths
apart in perfect formation... at 90+ mind you... as he zips around
traffic... I zip like a good little shadow... he splits lanes... I split
equally... in fact cagers gave more room to me once they see that it's
the law leading the way... how sweet... I've got a escort and not only
that... this cop waves and gives High 5's at all oncoming riders and
bikers alike... he is having fun and so is every rider around him...
just before my time to split I motor along side and give a thumps up and
a Beep beep beep as a finally cool ride salute... good-bye Mr. Nice
Guy... hello Mr. Ass Hole...
Mr. Ass Hole was driving a spanking new White Dodge Pickup truck on two
lane Monterey Boulevard in the heart of San Jose... it all started as I
rolled along side at a red light in a lane splitting maneuver... it was
clear Mr.AH wanted to be first into the intersection on green... sorry
to disappoint 400 horses but Mr.RC45 always goes first... but loosing
set into motion a bazaar and fun chain of events... Mr.AH wanted to pass
at all cost... the price paid was tripe digits... I fall behind and
start giggling in my helmet waiting for the red lights of my radar
detector to go nuts... instead what I get is another red signal light...
Oh dear we sit side by side-again... me idling looking up at the sky
blowing spit bubbles... him revving to the moon and slipping the
clutch... on green scratch one Dodge-again... I back off and wait for
the flying pass-again... but this time Mr.AH forms up to my right... I
don't know what he's gesturing because I don't turn my head to look...
then he swerves the whole white mess into my lane in a stabbing motion 3
times... OK it was close but not that close so I still don't turn my
head to look... going eye to eye would have been a mistake... he rushes
the next red signal light and stops... however just before I roll
through on green he swerves across my path... OK I'll take the next lane
over... he comes along side-again but this time I squirt ahead as he
tries to pinch me off into cement divider... in final flying pass he
comes a little closer than before and then he's gone down a residential
side street... Good bye Mr.Ass Hole... now where's a good restaurant to
eat... all this fun makes you hungry...
Larry L
94 RC45 #2
Have a wheelie NICE day...
Lean & Mean it in every corner of your life...
If it wasn't for us the fast lane would rust...
V4'S are music to the seat of my pants...
1952 De Havilland Chipmunk...
Yank and bank your brains loose...
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Phil Scott
"Larry xlax Lovisone" <nett...@comcast.safetynet> wrote in message
news:40A3C776...@comcast.safetynet...
I like the eye contact myself... In a cage used to pull em over and
have a chat at thier side window....I might take to carrying a baster full
of bird shit with me.
Timberwoof
Larry xlax Lovisone <nett...@comcast.safetynet> wrote:
> he rushes
> the next red signal light and stops... however just before I roll
> through on green he swerves across my path... OK I'll take the next lane
> over... he comes along side-again but this time I squirt ahead as he
> tries to pinch me off into cement divider... in final flying pass he
> comes a little closer than before and then he's gone down a residential
> side street... Good bye Mr.Ass Hole... now where's a good restaurant to
> eat... all this fun makes you hungry...
After you've eaten the restaurant, wait a few hours until the dead of
night. Then case out the neighborhood and see if you can find the truck.
Then do the guy a just dessert and unscrew the valves from the valve
stems -- but put the caps back on.
--
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Jason
"Larry xlax Lovisone" <nett...@comcast.safetynet> wrote in message
news:40A3C776...@comcast.safetynet...
Oh, how I do enjoy a good lane splitting! My commute home lets me have no
less than 10 to 15 miles of it depending on the level of incompetant
drivers. I'm constantly amazed at the trivial things that will bring a 5
lane highway to a grinding halt.
Jason
Al the Equestrian
<timberw...@infernosoft.com> wrote:
>After you've eaten the restaurant, wait a few hours until the dead of
>night. Then case out the neighborhood and see if you can find the truck.
>Then do the guy a just dessert and unscrew the valves from the valve
>stems -- but put the caps back on.
Man, I'm spending too much time in the garage. I was sitting here for
two minutes thinking, "Yeah, but how are you going to get under the
hood to get the valve covers off?"
--
Phil Scott
"Timberwoof" <timberw...@infernosoft.com> wrote in message
news:timberwoof.spam-91...@typhoon.sonic.net...
> In article <40A3C776...@comcast.safetynet>,
> Larry xlax Lovisone <nett...@comcast.safetynet> wrote:
>
> > he rushes
> > the next red signal light and stops... however just before I roll
> > through on green he swerves across my path... OK I'll take the next lane
> > over... he comes along side-again but this time I squirt ahead as he
> > tries to pinch me off into cement divider... in final flying pass he
> > comes a little closer than before and then he's gone down a residential
> > side street... Good bye Mr.Ass Hole... now where's a good restaurant to
> > eat... all this fun makes you hungry...
>
> After you've eaten the restaurant, wait a few hours until the dead of
> night. Then case out the neighborhood and see if you can find the truck.
> Then do the guy a just dessert and unscrew the valves from the valve
> stems -- but put the caps back on.
Why would you put the caps back on?
Timberwoof
"Phil Scott" <phil...@philscott.net> wrote:
> "Timberwoof" <timberw...@infernosoft.com> wrote in message
> news:timberwoof.spam-91...@typhoon.sonic.net...
> > In article <40A3C776...@comcast.safetynet>,
> > Larry xlax Lovisone <nett...@comcast.safetynet> wrote:
> >
> > > he rushes
> > > the next red signal light and stops... however just before I roll
> > > through on green he swerves across my path... OK I'll take the next lane
> > > over... he comes along side-again but this time I squirt ahead as he
> > > tries to pinch me off into cement divider... in final flying pass he
> > > comes a little closer than before and then he's gone down a residential
> > > side street... Good bye Mr.Ass Hole... now where's a good restaurant to
> > > eat... all this fun makes you hungry...
> >
> > After you've eaten the restaurant, wait a few hours until the dead of
> > night. Then case out the neighborhood and see if you can find the truck.
> > Then do the guy a just dessert and unscrew the valves from the valve
> > stems -- but put the caps back on.
>
> Why would you put the caps back on?
Finesse.
What's the icehole gonna do? Tires are flat. Hmmm. Unscrew the valve
cap, attach the electric pump, set it going. When it reaches the right
pressure, remove it and Whoosh!
Otoh, for speed, just screw a valveyanker on the valves and yank them
off.
BTW, this is not nice and illegal, so you should not do this. It's
probably less illegal than what the ichole did to Larry, but still.
Bownse
> probably less illegal than what the ichole did to Larry, but still.
And, in some states, can get you shot if done after dark.
Holly
news:40A3C776...@comcast.safetynet...
> side street... Good bye Mr.Ass Hole... now where's a good restaurant to
> eat... all this fun makes you hungry...
Whew! Nothing like a little variety to spice up a ride. Did the restaurant
you stopped at have good French Dip sandwiches?
Stephen!
@newssvr22.news.prodigy.com:
>> BTW, this is not nice and illegal, so you should not do this. It's
>> probably less illegal than what the ichole did to Larry, but still.
>
> And, in some states, can get you shot if done after dark.
Gotta love them "Make my Day" laws... :)
--
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Larry xlax Lovisone
> Whew! Nothing like a little variety to spice up a ride. Did the restaurant
> you stopped at have good French Dip sandwiches?
Oh Holly... there's no way I had time to find French Dip on par with the
Putah Creek Cafe down in San Jose... but I did find taste enchiladas...
Evander
"Timberwoof" <timberw...@infernosoft.com> wrote in message
news:timberwoof.spam-91...@typhoon.sonic.net...
> Larry xlax Lovisone <nett...@comcast.safetynet> wrote:
>
> > he rushes
> > the next red signal light and stops... however just before I roll
> > through on green he swerves across my path... OK I'll take the next lane
> > over... he comes along side-again but this time I squirt ahead as he
> > tries to pinch me off into cement divider... in final flying pass he
> > comes a little closer than before and then he's gone down a residential
> > side street... Good bye Mr.Ass Hole... now where's a good restaurant to
> > eat... all this fun makes you hungry...
>
> After you've eaten the restaurant, wait a few hours until the dead of
> night. Then case out the neighborhood and see if you can find the truck.
> Then do the guy a just dessert and unscrew the valves from the valve
> stems -- but put the caps back on.
Sugar in the gas tank. Report the truck stolen. Remove wheel weights.
Remove lug nuts. Bologna on the paint. If the window is left down or door
unlocked piss in the cab. M80 in the muffler. (For entertainment purposes
only) You can get as nasty as you deem fit.
Denise Howard
<evancl...@NOSPAMsbcglobal.net> wrote:
> Bologna on the paint.
OK, pardon my ignorance (or gullibility). I understood all the other
pranks, but what's this one do? Would any processed lunchmeat do the
same?
--
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'88 EX250 racebike | '00 SV650 | '00 929
Lippman Racing CBR 400RR
Al the Equestrian
Just to throw a wrench of caution into the works: how do you know the
butt nut you are vandalizing hasn't borrowed the car from a friend or
family member? Screw the passive aggressive approach, just shoot the
bastard.
--
wrestleantares
<den...@invalid.domain> wrote:
>In article <1i_oc.8228$WD....@newssvr27.news.prodigy.com>, Evander
><evancl...@NOSPAMsbcglobal.net> wrote:
>
>> Bologna on the paint.
>
>OK, pardon my ignorance (or gullibility). I understood all the other
>pranks, but what's this one do? Would any processed lunchmeat do the
>same?
What, you've never made a fried bologna sandwich on a hot hood before?
Larry xlax Lovisone
> BTW, this is not nice and illegal, so you should not do this. It's
> probably less illegal than what the ichole did to Larry, but still.
Good point Wolf... just because bikes can make a monkey out of 400
horses that advantage is no cause for war... and that goes for the
motorcyclist and cagers equally...
Demetrius XXIV and the Gladiatores
<evancl...@NOSPAMsbcglobal.net> wrote:
>Sugar in the gas tank. Report the truck stolen. Remove wheel weights.
>Remove lug nuts. Bologna on the paint. If the window is left down or door
>unlocked piss in the cab. M80 in the muffler. (For entertainment purposes
>only) You can get as nasty as you deem fit.
Too much trouble. My personal fave (for assholes with their sensitive
car alarms[1] outside my window) is dog shit underneath the door
handle. Stuff it in there nice and good but make sure it isn't visible
from the outside. Yum yum.
Now if you're into planning, nothing beats an entire bottle of doe
urine dumped into the air vents by the windshield.
[1] Everybody parallel parks by "feel" around here.
Tom
With our traffic jams, it's criminal that they don't!
"Jason" <h2...@spamless.comcast.net> wrote in message news:<MbWdnXnVrKC...@comcast.com>...
Evander
"Denise Howard" <den...@invalid.domain> wrote in message
news:140520040206286149%den...@invalid.domain...
> In article <1i_oc.8228$WD....@newssvr27.news.prodigy.com>, Evander
> <evancl...@NOSPAMsbcglobal.net> wrote:
>
> > Bologna on the paint.
>
> OK, pardon my ignorance (or gullibility). I understood all the other
> pranks, but what's this one do? Would any processed lunchmeat do the
> same?
Don't know about other processed meat but Bologna, cheapest is best, eats
into the paint and leaves off color circles. Nice two tone polka dot paint
job.
Evander
"Al the Equestrian" <nann...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:7si9a0t7mgdf7h1ru...@4ax.com...
I asked this of a friend who love revenge. He said it'll teach the owner to
lend his truck to a prick. Another much more devious revenge tactic and
gets the mark you intend is to find where they live. Snap a good face shot
photo of the mark. Make up a bunch of official looking "Known Sex Offender
released in the area." put the picture of the mark and a nice description
of what they drive, where they live and work, trumped up charges etc.
FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY!!!!!
Death is too good for some assholes.
Evan
barbz
Heh...all uneccessary. True story: a guy owed me $50 and flat out
refused to pay me. He was a tweaky, twitchy sort, kind of paranoid, a
guy we voted Most Likely To Become A Serial Killer.
Long story short, I spotted his car at a house party. I went down the
street and obtained a handful of sugar packets, which I emptied and left
beside his rear tire, having sprinkled a bit around the gas cap. Left
the gas cap door open, in case he didn't notice.
He noticed. I heard later he had the car towed and flushed out at some
expense, and was running around town babbling about how someone was out
to get him.
I did finally collect my money from him with considerable interest, but
that's another story.
You don't have to break the law to have fun with jerks!
barbz
Alan Moore
<den...@invalid.domain> wrote:
>In article <1i_oc.8228$WD....@newssvr27.news.prodigy.com>, Evander
><evancl...@NOSPAMsbcglobal.net> wrote:
>
>> Bologna on the paint.
>
>OK, pardon my ignorance (or gullibility). I understood all the other
>pranks, but what's this one do? Would any processed lunchmeat do the
>same?
A little brake fluid would probably be better.
Al Moore
DoD 734
Stephen!
news:r1r9a0l3u6r46rthu...@4ax.com:
>
> Now if you're into planning, nothing beats an entire bottle of doe
> urine dumped into the air vents by the windshield.
A box of chaff from a paper tape punch machine (or card punch machine) will
have it snowing inside their car for months to come...
Timberwoof
"Stephen!" <N...@spam.com> wrote:
> Demetrius XXIV and the Gladiatores <cae...@casaputana.it> wrote in
> news:r1r9a0l3u6r46rthu...@4ax.com:
>
> >
> > Now if you're into planning, nothing beats an entire bottle of doe
> > urine dumped into the air vents by the windshield.
>
>
> A box of chaff from a paper tape punch machine (or card punch machine) will
> have it snowing inside their car for months to come...
Besides our underfunded universities and perhaps the job placement
office, who still uses those? }: )
Mark Olson
>
> Demetrius XXIV and the Gladiatores <cae...@casaputana.it> wrote in
> news:r1r9a0l3u6r46rthu...@4ax.com:
>
> >
> > Now if you're into planning, nothing beats an entire bottle of doe
> > urine dumped into the air vents by the windshield.
>
> A box of chaff from a paper tape punch machine (or card punch machine) will
> have it snowing inside their car for months to come...
Why settle for mere months, when you can have forever...
_Mylar_ chad, you know it makes sense.
BTW, I doubt many folks here have ever emptied the chad collection bin
on a paper/Mylar tape or card punch machine (into their co-worker's desk
drawer).
--
'01 SV650S '81 CM400T '99 EX250-F13
Stephen!
news:timberwoof.spam-12...@typhoon.sonic.net:
>> A box of chaff from a paper tape punch machine (or card punch
>> machine) will have it snowing inside their car for months to come...
>
> Besides our underfunded universities and perhaps the job placement
> office, who still uses those?
Only your underfunded world-class military... (well, the papertape anyway)
Then there's the mylar tape punch machines that make nice glitter...
Stephen!
news:40A579C2...@visi.com:
> Why settle for mere months, when you can have forever...
>
> _Mylar_ chad, you know it makes sense.
We never had such fancy stuff... It came into fashion after I left the
crypto world for better things...
> BTW, I doubt many folks here have ever emptied the chad collection bin
> on a paper/Mylar tape or card punch machine (into their co-worker's
> desk drawer).
Being in Stockton in the summer the first thing the cagers would do it
put the A/C on high when they started their cars... It was funny as hell
to see the look on thier face when they knew they'd been got...
Bownse
> Mark Olson <ols...@tiny.invalid> wrote in
> news:40A579C2...@visi.com:
>
>
>>Why settle for mere months, when you can have forever...
>>
>>_Mylar_ chad, you know it makes sense.
>
>
> We never had such fancy stuff... It came into fashion after I left the
> crypto world for better things...
<aol>
Me too!
</aol>
05C isn't even an MOS anymore.
>>BTW, I doubt many folks here have ever emptied the chad collection bin
>>on a paper/Mylar tape or card punch machine (into their co-worker's
>>desk drawer).
> Being in Stockton in the summer the first thing the cagers would do it
> put the A/C on high when they started their cars... It was funny as hell
> to see the look on thier face when they knew they'd been got...
We had a chad battle for a while back when I first got into the
mainframe shop. One guy filled another's lunch box full. That guy filled
his locker (one of the half-height ones) full. And it went downhill from
there.
Stephen!
news:01ipc.27182$Ec1....@newssvr22.news.prodigy.com:
> We had a chad battle for a while back when I first got into the
> mainframe shop. One guy filled another's lunch box full. That guy
> filled his locker (one of the half-height ones) full. And it went
> downhill from there.
THAT sounds like fun... Another part of the paper tape punch that was
fun to play with was the plastic gizmo that held the roll down... You
break the three legs off that thing and it made a killer frisbee...
We'd file the edge to make it even sharper and dare each other to try to
catch it... It's a wonder we never lost any fingers... :)
*sigh*... These days of a kinder and gentler Navy sure are boring...
John Beck
>>Sugar in the gas tank. Report the truck stolen. Remove wheel weights.
>>Remove lug nuts. Bologna on the paint. If the window is left down or door
>>unlocked piss in the cab. M80 in the muffler. (For entertainment purposes
>>only) You can get as nasty as you deem fit.
>
> Just to throw a wrench of caution into the works: how do you know the
> butt nut you are vandalizing hasn't borrowed the car from a friend or
> family member? Screw the passive aggressive approach, just shoot the
> bastard.
If shooting him is out of the question perhaps the Police are a better
answer - memorize the license plate and call it in to the Police.
They'll pay attention if you tell them that he was gesturing something
at you & may have been a hand gun (of course you were more concerned
with not getting run off the road than inspecting what he had in his hand)
JGB
John Beck
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