"Want HD Radio discount? Urine luck!" LMFAO!
IBOCcrock
"The HD Radio Rah Rah Association (HDRRRA) has announced the winner in
a nationwide contest looking for the most compelling retail
promotional opportunity for the fledgling product.
Promotion Director Carly Reiner of WHIU/Toupee Mills, NC will receive
the grand prize of a Microsoft Zune for submitting the winning idea,
"Save Your Pee for HD," a promotion requiring consumers to stockpile
urine and bring quantities of the liquid to retailers in exchange for
deep discounts on HD Radios. Despite it being similar in name and
theme to a radio contest currently in litigation, the HDRRRA deemed
Reiner's entry best among the twelve received.
"Implementation of Carly's excellent idea will be swift," said HDRRRA
President Gavin Lemmings, "so that the discounts can be claimed during
the holiday season, when Americans typically produce more urine due to
extra consumption at family gatherings and other parties."
Rules of the promotion state that every one-quart jar of urine nets a
50-cent discount, and HD Radio-desiring shoppers can bring up to a 100
jars per person per store, gleaning a maximum $50 in savings on HD
Radio receivers. Consumers will be relieved to learn that no drug
testing will be done on submissions.
What retailers are expected to do with the human waste collected at
their stores was not immediately explained.
"Everyone's gotta pee, and everyone needs HD" rhymed Lemmings. "We're
flush with excitement over the sales prospects through the holidays
and beyond. Plus, when people think of 'number one,' they'll think of
HD Radio. It's a win-win!"
http://www.alltheexcess.com/2009/10/want-hd-radio-discount-urine-luck.html
HD Radio is a sham - LOL!
RP
"IBOCcrock" <ibocis...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> "Want HD Radio discount? Urine luck!"
> HD Radio is a sham - LOL!
HD Radio nutballs are a kick! - LOL!