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Drop an email to Joe Bob at joe...@joebobbriggs.com and we'll get it added. ----------------- A-B-Cs Abbott and Costello Airbags Alaskas All Day Suckers Alpha Betas Alps Amazons Ample Supply Amortisseurs (shock absorbers) An Bord Bainne (Irish-language; literally, "The Milk Board", The organisation which oversees the dairy industry in Ireland) Angel Cakes Annette Funicellos Ant Bites Appalachians Apple Dumpling Shops Apples Arthritis Artichokes Assets Atom Smashers Attic Aurorae Australis Avant-postes (Outposts) Avant-scenes (Apron - of stage) Avanteges -Advantages Avocados Awning B-52's Babaloos Backbreakers Baby Baits Baby Feeders Baby's Best Friend Baby's Dinners Baby's Public House Babylons Back Rubbers Bag O' Groceries Baggies Baggos Bags Bagungas Bait and Lure Balboas Balcon - Balcony Balloons Baloobas Banana Squeezers Bangers Bangles Banzis Baps Barbeaus Barnacles Barnes and Noble Basketballs Bassoons Batons Baubles Bazongas Bazonkers Bazookas Bazoomas Bazooms Bazoombas Beacons Beanbags Beautiful Eyes Bebops Bedtime Beach Balls Beestings Begonias Bejonkers Ben and Jerry Bert and Ernie Berthas Best Friends Betty Boops Bettys BiBs (bigger is better!) Big Bazooties Big Berthasa Big Boppers Big Brown Eyes Big Foot Radials Big Sacks of Jugs Bigguns Bikini Stuffers Billibongs Bio Domes Biscuits Bits Of Tid Bizcochos BJ & the Bear Blenders Blimps Blinkers Blockbusters Blouse Bunnies Blue Ridges Bob & Doug Bob & Ray Bob & Tom Bobolas Bobos Bodacious Ta-Tas Boingos Boites-a-Lait (Milk Bottles) Bolshy Groodies Bombastic Mams Bombers Bombshells Bonbons Bongos Bonkers Bonnie and Clyde Boobage Boobalicious Boobers Boobies Boobs Bookends Bookrests Boomers Boom-Boom Rockets Boons Boops Boosters Bosom Buddies Bosoms Boston Wobbelers, The Bottle Boulderados Boulders Bouncers Bouncing Beauties Bouncing Bettys Boy Bait Bozos The Boys Bra Buddies Bra Busters Bra Fight Bra Stuffers Brad Pitts Brail for "Suck me" Brain Busters Braunsteins Breakfast Tray Breast Friends Breastages Breastaurant, The Breasteses Breastest Friends Breasticles Breasts Breed Winners Brisket Bristol Cities Bristols BRitney's Assets (BRAs) Bronskis Brown Speckled Pups Brownies Brustwarzes Bubbas Bubbies Bubble Cups Buckets Buds Bugs Bulbs Bulges Bullets Bumper Cars Bumper Guards Bumpers Bumps Bumps In The Night Buoys Bushell-Bubbies Bust Busters Busties Butter Bags Butterballs Buttons Caboodles Cachongas Cadillac Bumpers Cafe La Mama Calabazas Cams Cannisters Cannon Balls Cannons Cans Cantaloupes Capitol Domes Car Waxers Carachas Cargo Caricatures Carumbas Casaba Melons Casabas Castinets Castles in the Air Cat Heads Cha-Chas Chachabingos Chalky Cliffs Chalupas Charlie's Angels Charlies Chaw Cheek Warmers Cherry Cakes Cherry Caps Chest Hams Chest Meat Chest Ornaments Chesterfields Chesticles Chestnuts Chet-Flasted Chi-Chi's Chickadees Chickaroonies Chihuahuas Chimichangas Chimpanzees Chiquitas Chock Blocks Chockey-nips Choochoos Chombalonies Chubs Chumbawumbas Chungas Chopons Cinch Sacks Circus Tents Claire-de-Lunes Clams Cleft Udders Coconuts Cold Weather Indicators Combreastables Commode Cloggers Concitas Cones Congas Conundrums Corkers Countess and The Lady Cowabungas Coxcombs Creamers Cream Pies Creampuffs Cruise Missles Cubs Cuddly Dudes Cuhuangas Cupcakes Cup-Runneth-Over Cups Curves Cushions Da-Das Dactylic Delights Dagmars Dairy Dairy Makers Dairy Pillows Dandies Danglers Dangling Participles Danny Devitos Davey & Goliath David Duchovneys Dead Heat in a Zepplin Race Demigods Dennis DeYoungs Desperados Dessert Deux Oeufs Sur La Plat Devil's Dumplings Diddies Ding Dongs Dingers Dinghies Dinglebobbers Dingos Dinners Dirigibles Dirty Pillows Distributor Caps Dolly Partons Domes Donkey's Ears Doodads Doorbells Doorknobs Doozers Doozies Dopplegangers Double Dribbles Double Ds Double Trouble Double Whammies Doudounes Doughboys Droopers Dual Air Bags Dual Floppies Duckies Duece And A Halves Dueling Banjos Dugs Du monde au balcon (French; size-dependant; ; literally, "to have the world on one's balcony") Dum Dums Dumbells Dumplins Dunes Durante's The Dutch Alps Dynamic Duo Dynamite Earmuffs Eartha Kitts Eclairs Eggplants Eggs Egos Eigers Eisenhowers El Primo Torpedos Elephants Ellby and Arb Emerson Bigguns Emmersomes Empress and the Queen Enchiladas Epcots Epees Eric and Lyle Ericas Everest and Kilimanjaro Ewers Exegeses Explosives Eyes Fahrphegnuggens Fahrvergnugens Feedbags First Base Flapjacks Flappers Flat Plains Flesh Bulbs Flesh Fillets Flesh Fujis Flesh Melons Floaters Floats Flopdoodles Floppers Flotation Devices Flotteurs - Floaters Flowers of Attitude Fly Swatters Fly Tetas Fog Lights Footlights Fred and Ethyl Fried Eggs Friends Front Bum Front Porch Frontal Elevation Frontal Female Water Wings Frosties Frybabies Fujiyamas Fun Bags Fun Domes Funnel Cakes Gagas Gajoombas Garbage Bags Garbonzas Garbos Gazingas Gazelles Gazongas Gazoombas Geminis Genaustahagens George and Gracie Geraldos The Girls Girlie Bumpers Girlthangs Glad Bags The Gland Canyon Glands Glandular Endowments Glass Cutters Globelets Globes Glockenspeils Gnugens Gob Stoppers God's Greatest Creation God's Milk Bottles Godzillas Golden Bozos Golden Domes Gongas Goobers Good Bits Goodies Goodyears Goombas Goonas Grab-Ems Grand Jeans (French) Grand Tetons Grapefruits Gravity Magnets Great Galloping Galoogies Great Wobblin' Wazoobies Grillwork Groodies Groupies Guavas Gubiczas Gumballs Gumdrops Gunboats The Guys Hakuna Mutatas Hallelujahs Hammocks For Two Handfuls Handle Bars Handholds Handsets Hand Warmers Hangers Hanging Cucumbers Happy Bags Happy Pillows Hat Hangers Headbangers Headers Head Lamps Headlights Headphones Headsets Heavers Heavy Duty Honeydews Hefties Heifers Helicopters Hematomas Hemispheres Hercules and Achilles Hershey Kisses High Beams High Pockets High-Rise Weather Balloons Hills Hindenburgs Hinderbinders Hippos Ho Hos Hobey J's Hogans Holmes & Watson Home Sweet Home Honey Dews Honkers Honorarium Hood Ornaments Hoohas Hoosiers Hooters Hoovers Hoppy and Bob Horns Horrorshow Bolshy Groodies Hot Air Balloons Hot Commodities Hotcakes Hottentots Hounds, The House of Lords How's Your Father's Howitzers Howlers Hubba Bubbas Hubcaps Huffies Hug Bumps Huge Maguffies Huggy Bears Hugh Jooters Human Tetherballs Humdingers Humonganoids Humpin' Hooters Hurricane Lanterns Hush Puppies Hypnotizers ICBMs Ice Caps Ice Cubes Idahos Igloos Il y a du beau monde (said of a genreously endowed woman - literally "there are a lot of people there") Implants Inflatables Ios Ipsedixits Isaac Newtons Itty Bits Itty Bitty Titties I-Want-Thems Jackanapes Jaggers Jahoobies Jambalayas Janet Jacksons Jawbreakers Jelly Bells Jemimas Jerry-Bilts Jersey Cities Jets Jibs Jigglies Jigglers Jiggly Wigglies Jobbers John And Paul Jordans Jubblies Juggernauts Juggies Jugglies Jugs Jukes Jumblies Jumbo Chickpeas Jumbos K-12 & Everest Kabombas Kabukis Kagemushas Kajoobies Kalamazoos Kanchenjungas Karl Marx and Joseph Stalin Kawangas Kayaks Kazongas Kazoos Keepers Kettle Drums Kiwis Knicknacks Knobbers Knobs Knockers Kongas Kukla, Fran, and Ollie Kumquats La Breas Lactating lungs Lactic Lobes Lacto Grenades Lactoids Lampoons Launch Codes Laurel and Hardy Lean-To's Lemons Lethal Weapons Leverage Lewinskis Lewis and Witties Lightbulbs Lindas Lip Fodder Little Duckies Llamas Load Stones Loaves Loaves fo love Loblollies Locklears Long Range Tanks Lollies Lollipops Lollos Lookers Lost Sheep Love Handles Love Jugs Love Lumps Love Melons Love Muffins Lovlies Low Riders Lucky Charms Lug 'Ems Lulas Lulus Lung Covers Lung Hammers Lung Nuts Lungwarts Luscious Lip-smackers Macaroos Mackerels Madonnas Magnates Magnets Magnificent Pontoons of Love Magookins Maguppies Maharanis Mahatmas Majestic Mountains Major Dongs Major League Mammaries Major Motion Picture Material Male-Madness Inducers Mamacitas Mambazos Mammalian Protruberances Mammarambas Mammaries Mammary Lane Mammies Mams Man Magnets Man Puppets Mangos ManNIPulators Mappemonde (those old fashioned maps showing two hemispheres) Maracas Marangos Maraschinos Margaritas Marimbas Marshmallows Marx Brothers Massage Pillows Matching Headlights Mau Maus Mausers Mazongas McDLT's McFloppities Meatbags Meatballs Meat Loaves Melon Patch Melones Melons Mesmerizers Mickey and Minnie Mike and Ike Milk Bags Milk Bottles Milk Cans Milk Duds Milk Fountains Milk Jugs Milk Makers Milk Melons Milk Shakes Milk Towers Milk Wagons Milky Sacks of Calcium Milky Moos Minarets Minesweepers Minneapolis and St. Paul Minnebagos Missles Mobutus Mogambas Mojuba's, The Mole Hills Mommas Mondos Moneymakers Monroes Montezumas Moo Moos Moogies Moon Pies Moonlight Sonatas Mosobs Mosquito Bites Mother Loads Mounds Mounds of Jello Moutain Peaks Mountains Mount Fujies Mouthwatering Scoops Of Flesh Moveable Feast Muchachas Muffins Mulligans Murphies Mushmelons Mutt and Jeff Nancies National Geographics Nature's Founts Nature's Little Thermometers Naughty Bits Nay-Nays Nectarines Neeners Nenes Nevernevers Nibards Niblets Nibs Nice Pair of thru'pennies Nice Set Of Hands Nice-uns Nichons Nin-Nins Ninnies Ninny Jugs Ninth and Tenth Wonders of the World Nippeloons Nippelos Nippers Nipples Nipple-Caddies Nipple Sundaes Nips Nodes Nodules Noochies Noogies Norks Northern Neon-Beamed Headlights Nortons Nose Cones Nubbins Nuclear Wareheads Nukes Num-Nums Obelisks Oblations Oboes Off-On Volume & the Channel Selector Omigods Oompas Oppenheimers Oracles Oranges Orbs Ostrich Eggs Ottomans Overhang Overstuffed Cushions Overstuffed Pillows Owls Padding Paducahs Pagodas Pair Pair of Problems Palms Palookas Pamelas Pancakes Papayas Parabolas Pare-chocs (bumpers) Parrots Part Numbers, The Party Bags Party Hats Party Passes Pastor Baiters Pastries Paw Patties Peaches Peacocks Peakers Peaks Pears Pebbles Pects Peepers Pencil Erasers Pendulums Penis Pillows Perkys Perpetual Entertainment Personal Flotation Devices Pert and Perkies Pete and Repeat Pia Zadoras Pick & Peck Pies Pike's Peaks Pillows Pimples Ping Pings Pink-nosed Puppies Pinkies Pinky & Perky Pips Pirate's Dream Planetoids Pleasant Eminences Pleasure Mounds Pleasure Peaks Plentifuls Plucktifuls Plums Pneumatic Bliss Pods of Lust Pointer Sisters Pointers Points Pokers Polygons Pom Poms Ponderosas Pontoons Poppinjays Portable Typewriters Potatoes Presidential Pair Pretty-Pretties Pride And Joy Professors Proof That God Exists Protuberances PT Boats Pumpkin Patch Pumpkins Pumps Puppies Pushmatahas Push-Ups Pyramids Quakers Quantities Quantum Heaps Quasars Quit-its Quonset Huts Rack Rackage Radar Domes Radials Ragtag and Bobtail Raisins Ralph Waldo Emersons Rangoons Raquels Raspberry Ripples Reasons To Live Red Carpets Rib Balloons Rib Bumpers Rib Cushions Rib Flaps Rivets Roberts Rockets Rockies Romans Roploplos Rosebuds Rositas Rotors Rotundas Grandes Roundabouts Roundies Roundtrippers Ruby Reds Rudolphs Running Lights Saggers Saggies Salamanders Saline bags The Saline Solutions Salt & Pepper Sams Sandbags Sapphos Satellites Schmeebs on those Nortons Scones Scoops Scud Missles Scylla & Charybdis Searchlights Set Shabba-dos Shakers Shebas Shelf Shermans Sherman Tanks Shimmies Shirt Potatoes Shirt Stuffers Shivarees Shlobes Shmozobs Shock Absorbers Shock And Awe Shoe Buffers Show Stoppers Sierra Madres Sigfried And Roy Silicone Earmuffs Silicone Sisters Silicones Silicone Suprise Supremes Silos Silver Stars Sir Galahad and King Arthur Skeeter Bites Skeeter Chews Skin Sacks Ski Slopes to Heaven Skooners Slappers Smart Set Smith and Wesson Smoothies Smuggling Raisins Snack Rack Snorbs Snow Cones Snow Tires Snowy Prominences Snuggle Pups Sockdollagers Sopapillas Space Aliens Spark Plugs Specials Speed Bags Speed Bumps Spheres Spic And Span Splazoingas Spongecakes Spontaneous Combustibles Spuds Sqaushers Squaw Valley Squeeky Toys Stacks Stanley and Livingston Stash in the Dash Stocking Stuffers Strap Hangers Stratus-spheres Stress Busters Stripper's ATMs Stuff Stuffing Stun Grenades Sturgeons Sucklebags Sugar Cubes Sugar Plums Super Droopers Supernauts Sultanas Sweater Bumpers Sweater Kittens Sweater Meat Sweater Melons Sweater Mittens Sweater Puffs Sweater Puppets Sweater Puppies Sweater Stuffers Sweat Glands Sweetrolls Tahitis Talents Tallapoosas Tamales Tambourines Tango & Cash Tankers Tartugas Tassles Tastykakes Tatas Tater Tots Tats Tatties Tattlers Teacups Teatolas Teats Tee Pees Teetees Teeters Tentacles Terrible Twos Terrible Twosome Tetas Tetons Thangs Thank Yous Thelma And Louise Thingamajigs Thingamajugs Thingies Thousand Pities Thwackers Ticket Punchers Ticket Sellers Tidbits Tiddly-Winks Tig Bitties Tig Ol' Bitties Time Zones Tippers Tishomingos Titbits Tits Titskis Titter Titties TNT's Tobacco Pouch Tomatoes Tom-Toms Tom & Jerry Tongue Depressors Tongue Twisters Tonsils Toolbags Tooters Tootsie Pops Top Bollocks (or Top Bollox) Tora Boras Torpedoes Tortillas Tortugas Totos Totties Towers Towering Twin Peaks Town and Cities Tracts of Land Tribbles Turaluras Twangers Tweakers Tweedledee & Tweedledum Tweekers Twin Cities Twin Peaks The Twins Two Eggs, Sunny Side Up Two Puppies in a Burlap Bag Twofers Tympanies Type 2s Uberalles U-Boats Udders Uhurus Umbrellas Umlauts Upper Karoos Upper Ten USDAs Utopia Van Dorens Victrolas Volcanoes Volksvanins Volumes Volvos Voos Wa-wa pedals Wahwahs Waldos Wallace & Grommit Wally and the Beav Wally Wispoppers Walters Wanna Bs Warheads Warts Water Balloons Watermelons Weapons Wedding Tackle Whammers Whapoons Whatchacallems Whim Whams White Rabbits Whole and 2% Whoopies Whoppers Wibbly Wobbly Wonders Widebodies Wigglers Wigwams Willie & Waylon Wilsons Windbags Windjammers Windmills Windshield Wipers Winnebagos Wipers Wobblers Womanhood Wonder Twins Wonderments Wongas Wonkas Woodymakers Woofers Wookies Wopbopaloobops Workbench World Trade Centers Wows Wreaths Xenoliths X-Rateds X-Ray Glasses Xylophones Yabbos Yabos Yahoos Yams Yayas Yazoos Yeast Dough Ying Yangs Yippie & Yahoo Yippies Yolandas Yomamas Yowsers Yubees Yum-Yums Yummies Yugos Z-bras Zagger & Evans Zeppelins Ziggurats Ziggys Zingers Zippys Zoom Zooms Zoombas Zoomers Zwiebacks ZZ Tops
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Jack's Back (1988)
A very underrated 80s flick
Shockwave (2005)
Robots, pissed off robots
976-EVIL (1989)
Another underrated 80s flick, directed by Robert Englund
sLaughterhouse II (1988)
Quartet of teens venture into seemingly abandoned old clown training
institute, evil mutant Pigsby Malone wreaks his revenge upon them, along
with his minions of satanic freaks.
Ghost Lake (2004)
Ambitious low budget indie with a great story
Skinned Deep (2004)
So bad it'sw hilarious
Kogyaru-gui: Oosaka terekura hen (1997)
Sex, gore and body fluids.
Welcome to Arrow Beach (1974)
One of the best 70s splatter flicks
The Return of James Battle (2004)
very very strange french film
Chi o suu bara (1974) AKA Evil of Dracula (USA)
Dracula, played by an uncredited caucasian, was shipwrecked in the 1600s
in Japan, when Christianity was illegal. He was forced to spit on the
cross and wander alone in the desert. Upon finding himself bleeding, he
was so thirsty he drank the blood and acquired a taste for it, attacking
local teenager Keiko. In present day, Professor Shiraki arrives at a
girl's school where he was to be teaching, but now the principal, whose
wife died in a car accident, wants Shiraki to take over for him. The
principal is keeping his wife in the cellar for a week, supposedly
according to local custom, to see if she might return to life.
Immediately suspicious, Shiraki investigates and becomes entrenched in
horror of the vampires. Three girls are caught up too, as one has
already been bitten, and her roomates stay to care for her.
Ritana (2002) AKA Returner
After an alien invasion threatens to annihilate the human race, a young
Japanese girl, named Milly (Anne Suzuki), travels back in time from 2084
to October 2002, and enlists the reluctant aid of skilled Tokyo gunman,
named Miyamoto (Takeshi Kaneshiro), to discover and prevent the start of
the war. However, trouble ensues when the two protagonists are forced to
deal with a Japanese mafia boss, named Mizoguchi (Goro Kishitani), who
is somehow involved in the start of the war by keeping the first alien
spaceship and its alien pilot captive, while our two heroes race against
the clock to find a way to stop the oncoming destruction from the
vengeance-seeking alien invasion fleet on its way to Earth.
Night Screams (1987)
Underrated slasher flick
The Redeemer: Son of Satan! (1978)
Six former classmates receive invitations one day to a high school
reunion. When they arrive at their alma mater, however, they find that
not only are they the only ones to have receved letters, the invitations
were actually sent by a deranged preacher intending to murder them all
as punishment for their wicked ways. Will any of them escape from the
remote schoolhouse alive, or will they all meet their final judgement?
Cubbyhouse (2001) AKA Hellion: The Devil's Playground
silly but fun
2001 Yonggary (1999) AKA Reptilian
Korea's answer to Gojira
A Crack in the Floor (2000)
For the past 33 years Jeremiah Hill has lived alone, with no contact
with the outside world, and he intends to keep it that way. Jeremiah's
mother(Tracy Scoggins) had always warned him not to associate with the
outside world, and her brutal rape and killing right before his eyes
taught him a lesson he intends never to forget; and those who enter his
world will pay a deadly price. As Lehman (Mario Lopez) and his five
friends from L.A. start their weekend camping trip they run into Tyler
Trout (Gary Busey) and Floyd Fryed (Rance Howard) who represent the
gateway into this distorted world that they are about to enter. These
things just don't happen in Sheriff Talmidge (Bo Hopkins) and Deputy
Kevin Gordon's (Stephen Saux) small mountain town, and by stumbling upon
this lonely cabin in the woods, they have shattered 33 years of solitude
in Jeremiah's world...And unbeknownst to Lehman and his friends, soon
their weekend trip of hiking and camping will become a nightmare of
survival.
Rocktober Blood (1984)
One of my favorite cheesy heavy metal horror movies
Killer Party (1986)
OK, slime-buckets, listen up! The phrase for today is: 'I myself prefer
a big, fat cucumber.' Let's hear it.
The Clown at Midnight (1998)
After Kate's friend Monica invites her to help clean up an old opera
house where her mother was killed in a play she starred in, she is
skeptical. But when the doors suddenly get locked from the outside, she
has good reason to be. She starts having visions of her dead mother
getting killed down in the basement and everyone starts to see a
mysterious clown. When people start dying they decide that they have to
get out quick. When the clock hits twelve, someone wants her to be in
the final scene with them.
Evil Remains (2004)
A graduate student preparing his thesis on mythology leads his friends
on a research expedition to an old plantation estate on the outskirts of
the Big Easy. The site is reputed to mysteriously cause madness and
death to all who enter it.
Kunoichi Lady Ninja (1998)
This movie is bad, really bad. But it's worth seeing for the 'magic
powers' the lady ninjas have.
The Outing (1987) AKA The Lamo
One of my all time favorites
Gunhed (1989)
I love this movie. Live action anime. It's great
Hide and Go Shriek (1988)
A group of teenagers spends the night in a furniture store for a
graduation party. A psycho killer starts to hunt them down and kill them
off.
The Eleventh Commandment (1987) AKA Camping della morte
Deodato. The woods are alive with the sound of screaming
Tower of Evil (1972) AKA Beyond the Fog AKA Horror of Snape Island
Some experienced and accustomed archeologists are searching for an old
and mystic Phoenician treasure. But they get surprised by a series of
mysterical assassinations...
Dracula's Lust for Blood (1971) AKA Lake of Dracula AKA Japula
After a coffin is delivered to a sleepy little Japanese town, one of the
locals discovers that its occupant isn't dead yet. Unfortunately, the
only witness to the vampire invasion gets bitten, along with several
other people in town. Only one woman, Akiko, knows the truth, but even
she doubts what she is seeing. Can the village be saved before it's too
late? A Japanese film that's in dire need of MST3K
Mountain of the Cannibal God (1978)
One of the best of the cannibal films, with Stacy Keach and Ursula Andress
Flesheater (1988)
Give me your attention, men. I want you to understand we have a
dangerous situation here. I've already lost one man. Most of you knew
Harv Morgan. I want to get those things that killed him. Now, we are
going to split up into groups. No less than two people to a group. We're
going to head west until we meet up with the group coming from the east
with Deputy Gary.
What are we looking for?
Yeah, Sheriff. What are these things?
They're dead things. They're dead, and they're attacking people.
Wishcraft (2002)
very underrated little gem
The Prowler (1981)
Overlooked slasher
Beasts aka Flesh and the Bloody Terror (1988)
The Hong Kong version of I Spit on Your Grave. Incredible.
Samurai Resurrection (2003)
One of my favorite over the top samurai horror films
Man Behind the Sun (1988)
One of the goriest, most revolting movies ever made in Japan. Real dead
bodies were used in some of the scenes. Story of a Japanese terror camp
in the end of WW2, where the Japanese are using the Chinese as guinea
pigs in terrible experiments to develop deadly bacterial-plagues.
The Princess Blade (2003)
Impressive
Shanghai Joe (1972) AKA The Fighting Fists of Shanghai Joe AKA My Name
is Shanghai Joe
Spaghetti western kung fu. Immense fun. With Klaus Kinski
Legend of the Eight Samurai (1983)
Princess Shizu's family is wiped out by an family of undead seeking
revenge. The eight samurai can save her, but who and where are they?
The Deadly Camp (1999)
A Psychotic family kills people that trespass on there lonely island. A
family that slays together, stays together. Brutal and bloody Hong Kong
slasher.
Legend of the Red Dragon (1994)
A young father and his infant son are beset by forces of evil and
corruption. They wander China, upholding their sense of honor and
protecting the weak. When they are forced into combat, spectacular and
hilarious fast-motion kung fu sequences follow. In the end, they must
call on all of their abilities in a battle royale, to attempt to
vanquish a supernatural man-monster or die trying.
Ravenous (1999)
Captain John Boyd receives a promotion after defeating the enemy command
in a battle of the Mexican-American War, but because the general
realizes it was an act of cowardice that got him there, he is given a
backhanded promotion to Fort Spencer, where he is third in command. The
others at the fort are two Indians, George and his sister, Martha, who
came with the place, Chaplain Toffler, Reich, the soldier; Cleaves, a
drugged-up cook; and Knox, who is frequently drunk. When a Scottish
stranger named Colquhoun appears and recovers from frostbite almost
instantly after being bathed, he tells a story about his party leader,
Ives, eating members of the party to survive. As part of their duty,
they must go up to the cave where this occurred to see if any have
survived. Only Martha, Knox, and Cleaves stay behind. George warns that
since Colquhoun admits to eating human flesh, he must be a Windigo, a
ravenous cannibalistic creature.
Dangerous Encounters of the First Kind (1980) AKA Don't Play with Fire
AKA Playing with Fire
It started as a joyride; the terror never ended...
Deadly Scavengers (2001)
Dr. Fielding is working on an experiment, and Justin Kamen wants to know
what it is. Kamen orders ex-FBI agent Jonas Spender to assemble a team
of ex-Marines and Navy Seals, plus an IRA clean-up man called "The
Doctor." The team is to investigate Fielding's research. Meanwhile, the
scientist's daughter, Julia Fielding, likes insects until she sees the
gory results of letting a cockroach into the hothouse of mutated food,
then she runs for the hills, where she is eventually found by the team.
Following the team are ATF officers Suzi Uzi and Agent Franks, who hope
to capture The Doctor; and one of the team is working undercover for the
ATF. All of them will experience the terror of attack by a giant cockroach.
Hellgate (1989)
A motorcycle gang kidnaps a young woman, Josie, from a diner and
brutally kills her. Many years later, the girl's father finds a magic
crystal that can bring the life back to dead objects. He uses it to
re-animate his daughter. He lets her seduce any young man that comes to
visit the small town and then kills them. Four young students, two boys
and two girls spend a vacation near the town, Hellgate. They hear about
the story and get involved. Hilarious
Frightmare (1983) AKA Horror Star
Drama students decide to pay tribute to their favorite horror star by
stealing his body from his crypt for a farewell party. They fail to
realize their violation of the tomb has triggered powerful black magic,
and Conrad hasn't taken his final bows yet.
A Night to Dismember (1983)
If you only see one Doris Wishman movie in your life (and that's one too
many for most people) this is the one to see. May be the worst film ever
made.
Frostbiter: Wrath of the Wendigo (1996)
A duo of gun happy redneck hunters stupidly break a sacred circle in a
hunting spree, which releases the deadly wendigo. The wendigo kills many
of the hunters gruesomely, leaving the chosen woman and a gun toting
idiot to destroy the deadly beast. Worth seeing for the Chili Monsters alone
Chopper Chicks in Zombietown (1989)
Maybe the best B movie title ever. Not a great flick, but look for Billy
bob Thornton in an early role.
Beyond the Limits (2003)
This perverted ultra gory german movie will make you feel dirty
Blood Diner (1987)
a classic
Neon Maniacs (1986)
A completely silly movie, but one of my all time favorites.
Crazy Lips (2000)
After her brother is accused of murdering four people, his sister,
desperate to prove his innocence, goes to a psychic for help. The price
they ask, however, is far more than she expected, and the answers they
give her are nothing she could ever have imagined. And what is the FBI
doing investgating a murder in Japan?
Entrails of a Virgin (1986) AKA Guts of a Virgin
A very weird exploitation flick. The whole film seems to centre round a
group of dominating male chauvanists abusing young Japanese models after
a photo shoot. After which they are butchered one by one by a mud
covered nutter with a gigantic penis who lives in a wharehouse.
Gorex: The Zombi Horror Picture Show (1997)
Totally over the top spanish horror. Get the uncut X rated version.
Cornman: American Vegetable Hero (2001)
Unbelievable
Bless the Child (2000)
Omens and concepts of good vs. evil have no place in Maggie O'Connor's
well-ordered, practical universe. Her life revolves around her job as a
nurse at a busy New York hospital, until one rainy night, her sister
Jenna abandons her newborn, autistic daughter at her home. Maggie takes
the baby in, and she becomes the daughter she never had. Six years later
Jenna suddenly re-appears with a mysterious new husband, Eric, and
abducts Cody. Despite the fact that Maggie has no legal rights to Cody,
FBI agent John Travis (Jimmy Smits), an expert in ritual homicide and
occult-related crime, takes up her cause when he realizes that Cody
shares the same birth date as several other recently missing children.
The little girl, it soon becomes clear, is more than simply "special."
She manifests extraordinary powers that the forces of evil have waited
centuries to control, and her abduction sparks a clash between the
soldiers of good and evil that can only be resolved, in the end, by the
strength of one small child and the love she inspires in those she touches.
Night of the Bloody Apes (1969)
a horrible mexican movie. If it wasn't ever on MST3K, it should have been
Peacock King (1988)
very confusing but very good spiritual kung fu kinda flick
Nekromantik (1987)
Graphic, low-budget gore-shocker about Rob and Betty, a couple of
ordinary necrophiles who apparently don't mind if their dead sexual
partners are not so fresh. Rob's job affords him the opportunity to
bring home corpses and the odd body part; when he loses his job, he
loses Betty, and Rob's life gets REALLY bizarre.
The Halfway House (2004)
Young girls are disappearing in and around the Mary Magdalen Halfway
House for Troubled Girls. Desperate to find out what became of her
sister, Larissa Morgan goes undercover to infiltrate the Catholic-run
institution. Once inside, she encounters Father Fogerty, a priest with a
passion for punishment; Sister Cecelia, a nun with a dark past plotting
an even blacker future; Edwina and her love-toy Cherry Pie; tough Latino
Angelina and her home girls and a sinister handyman named Lutkus. It's
not long before she's caught up in a twisted web of sadism, violence,
and wanton lust before finally learning the ultimate secret of the
Halfway House. Bizarre Mary Woronov flick.
Freaked (1993)
A company that produces a toxic chemical tries to improve its image via
a popular spokesperson, Ricky Coogan. Ricky travels to South America to
get a first-hand look at the chemical's effects and finds himself at a
mutant freak farm. Elijah, who runs the farm, is only too happy to have
new subjects on which to try his freak machine. The very chemical that
Ricky is supposed to promote is the one responsible for creating the
great variety of freaks.
Stay Tuned (1992)
I love this amazing, but little known film. Roy and Helen Knable are
having problems. Roy has become a couch potato and Helen resents this.
After a fight, Spike, a high ranking devil, appears to offer Roy the
ultimate satellite system. Roy signs without realizing he has sold his
soul. When he is sucked into the cable version of Hell, Helen is sucked
in with him. They go through the satanic variety of cable TV where dying
will consign them to damnation. Shows they find themselves on include,
Driving over Miss Daisy, Northern Overexposure, and Autopsies of the
Rich and Famous. Roy must take charge and save them from the dangers of
this cable Hell. Starring John Ritter.
Harry Knuckles and the Treasure of the Aztec Mummy (1999)
Harry Knuckles (code name Spanish Fly) must stop his nemesis who has
kidnapped his daughter and poisoned her. Harry and his partner, Santo
must find the serum that can save her and stop the ancient Aztec Mummy
and it's evil zombies that pursue. Brilliant.
Mosquito the Rapist (1976) ANA Bloodlust
A deaf and dumb accountant suffers from a psychic trauma in his
childhood. He is collecting puppets and mutilates female bodies in the
mortuary. After his secret love died by an accident he starts to kill.
Eko Eko Azarak: Wizard of Darkness (1995)
Misa Kuroi is an adorable high-school girl who arrives at her new school
when it is falling under an evil supernatural force. Trying to figure
out who's behind the supernatural attack, Misa also has to deal with
assumptions by her fellow classmates that believe she is the one behind
it all. Misa and twelve other students are kept late after school hours
one day to retake an exam. Then, after sunset, the entire school is
deserted, and the students find themselves trapped inside and their
teacher no where to be found. One by one, the thirteen students are
picked up and disposed of in horrific and graphic fashion. It is up to
Misa to try and gain the trust of her fellow students so that she can
protect them and stop the evil before it's too late.
Macabre (1980)
Lamberto Bava's first directing effort on his own. The film almost comes
up to the level of his father's films. A woman loses her lover in a
tragic car crash that decapitates him. The same day the woman's daughter
drowns her brother. The woman spends a year in an asylum, and when she
gets out she moves in with her dead lover's blind brother, where she
keeps something secret in the icebox. The brother becomes curious about
her movements and begins investigating.
My Little Eye (2002)
Five young people apply to live in an isolated house together for six
months whilst their every move is filmed by numerous cameras. Each has
their reason for wanting to be there - fame, money, adventure. The prize
- $1 million. The rules - if one person leaves, everyone loses. It
becomes the ultimate morality test. When Danny's beloved grandfather
dies, does his greed overcome his love? When the skittish Emma finds
blood on her pillow why does she still stay behind? And what dark secret
does the house harbour that leaves them feeling as though they're being
watched by more than just a million pairs of eyes? Better than it's
usually given credit for.
Ebola Syndrome (1996)
Hong Kong 1986: A restaurant employee murders his boss and mutilates his
wife, he escapes to South Africa where he rapes a Zulu-girl, who is
infected with the ebola virus. In the restaurant where he now works he
murders his boss and the bosses wife after raping her. He chops them up
and makes them into hamburgers, which he sells in the restaurant,
spreading the ebola virus. When the police come on his trail he moves
back to Hong Kong and an ebola epidemic starts there.
Psycho Beach Party (2000)
Spoof of 1960's Beach Party/Gidget surfing movies mixed with slasher
horror films stars Lauren Ambrose as Florence Forrest, a not-so-innocent
girl in 1960's Malibu who becomes "Chicklet" the first girl surfer at
Malibu Beach, only Florence suffers from schizophrenia and occasionally
her alter ego Ann Bowman, a sexualy agressive, foul-speaking girl, comes
out in which during that time several beach goers are found murdered.
The suspects include Chicklet herself, surfer greu Kanaka, B-horror film
actress Bettina Barnes, exchange student Lars, and even Chicket's own
mother.
One Missed Call (2003)
Takeshi Miike. People mysteriously start receiving voicemail messages
from their future selves, in the form of the sound of them reacting to
their own violent deaths, along with the exact date and time of their
future death, listed on the message log. The plot thickens as the
surviving characters persue the answers to this mystery which could save
their lives.
Hooker's Revenge (1974) AKA They Call Her One-Eye AKA Thriller: A Cruel
Picture
Get the uncut version. A mute girl is savagely gang-raped and is left at
a brothel, after having been forced into drugs and lost an eye. Her
parents kill themselves in grief. She trains herself in the use of
weapons and car driving, then seeks out her enemies for a silent but
cruel revenge.
Gohatto (1999) AKA Taboo
Set during Japan's Shogun era, this film looks at life in a samurai
compound where young warriors are trained in swordfighting. A number of
interpersonal conflicts are brewing in the training room, all centering
around a handsome young samurai named Sozaburo Kano. The school's stern
master can choose to intervene, or to let Kano decide his own path.
Ugetsu monogatari (1953) AKA Tales of Ugetsu
In the civil wars of 16th century Japan, two ambitious peasants want to
make their fortunes. The potter Genjuro intends to sell his wares for
vast profits in the local city, while his brother-in-law Tobei wishes to
become a samurai. Their village is sacked by the marauding armies, but
Genjuro's kiln miraculously survives, and they and their wives head for
the city. However, Genjuro soon sends his wife Miyagi back home,
promising to return to her soon, and Tobei, in his keenness to follow
the samurai, abandons his wife Ohama. Meanwhile, a wealthy noblewoman,
the Lady Wakasa, shows an interest in Genjuro's pots, and invites him to
her mansion.
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Right after I got married, I learned we needed two bathrooms: one for
her and a second one for her.
chroma_noize
That's a rather impressive list of films you have there. I've seen a few
including Gunhed and Samurai Incarnation but there are other titles that are
very tempting. I shall investigate.
Cheers.
Iain
Lynn, Maurice and Cham
> A very underrated 80s flick
***Got this one on tape somewhere.
> 976-EVIL (1989)
> Another underrated 80s flick, directed by Robert Englund
***I haven't seen this, but I have seen its sequel, 976-EVIL II, one of the
silliest, stupidest movies I've ever seen.
> Skinned Deep (2004)
> So bad it'sw hilarious
***Some friends told me I would love this movie, so it's in my netflix que.
> Welcome to Arrow Beach (1974)
> One of the best 70s splatter flicks
***Hmmmm...haven't heard of this one. Know where I could find it?
> Rocktober Blood (1984)
> One of my favorite cheesy heavy metal horror movies
***I saw this one waaaaaaaaaaaay back (like, right after it came out) and
faintly remember it being kinda fun, but I wasn't really into bad movies the
way I am now.
> Mountain of the Cannibal God (1978)
> One of the best of the cannibal films, with Stacy Keach and Ursula Andress
***This one bored me to death. Yeah, you get to see Ursula completely naked
(apparently she is a natural blonde) but once you've seen one of these
cannibal flicks, you've seen em all. I'm sure there's some exceptionally
good ones (Cannibal Ferox is the best one I've seen; didn't like Cannibal
Holocaust) but I usually find them yawn-inducing.
> Samurai Resurrection (2003)
> One of my favorite over the top samurai horror films
***Just put this one on my que.
> Man Behind the Sun (1988)
> One of the goriest, most revolting movies ever made in Japan. Real dead
> bodies were used in some of the scenes. Story of a Japanese terror camp
> in the end of WW2, where the Japanese are using the Chinese as guinea
> pigs in terrible experiments to develop deadly bacterial-plagues.
***Just put this one in my que.
> Shanghai Joe (1972) AKA The Fighting Fists of Shanghai Joe AKA My Name
> is Shanghai Joe
> Spaghetti western kung fu. Immense fun. With Klaus Kinski
***I will watch anything with Klaus Kinski in it. Watched Crawlspace a
couple weeks ago. Favorite Kinkski flick lately has been The Great Silence,
a western where the bad guys always win.
> The Deadly Camp (1999)
> A Psychotic family kills people that trespass on there lonely island. A
> family that slays together, stays together. Brutal and bloody Hong Kong
> slasher.
***In my que.
> Ravenous (1999)
> Captain John Boyd receives a promotion after defeating the enemy command
> in a battle of the Mexican-American War, but because the general
> realizes it was an act of cowardice that got him there, he is given a
> backhanded promotion to Fort Spencer, where he is third in command. The
> others at the fort are two Indians, George and his sister, Martha, who
> came with the place, Chaplain Toffler, Reich, the soldier; Cleaves, a
> drugged-up cook; and Knox, who is frequently drunk. When a Scottish
> stranger named Colquhoun appears and recovers from frostbite almost
> instantly after being bathed, he tells a story about his party leader,
> Ives, eating members of the party to survive. As part of their duty,
> they must go up to the cave where this occurred to see if any have
> survived. Only Martha, Knox, and Cleaves stay behind. George warns that
> since Colquhoun admits to eating human flesh, he must be a Windigo, a
> ravenous cannibalistic creature.
***I saw this in theatres in 99 and loved, but it got terrible reviews by
all the critics. I still read reviews, but rarely do I take their advice. If
I wanna see a movie, I see it.
> Hellgate (1989)
> A motorcycle gang kidnaps a young woman, Josie, from a diner and
> brutally kills her. Many years later, the girl's father finds a magic
> crystal that can bring the life back to dead objects. He uses it to
> re-animate his daughter. He lets her seduce any young man that comes to
> visit the small town and then kills them. Four young students, two boys
> and two girls spend a vacation near the town, Hellgate. They hear about
> the story and get involved. Hilarious
***In que.
> A Night to Dismember (1983)
> If you only see one Doris Wishman movie in your life (and that's one too
> many for most people) this is the one to see. May be the worst film ever
> made.
***I still haven't seen my first Doris Wishman flick. I've got several in my
que: Another Day Another Man, Bad Girls Go the Hell, Satan Was a Lady, Let
Me Die a Woman, Nude on the Moon.
> Frostbiter: Wrath of the Wendigo (1996)
> A duo of gun happy redneck hunters stupidly break a sacred circle in a
> hunting spree, which releases the deadly wendigo. The wendigo kills many
> of the hunters gruesomely, leaving the chosen woman and a gun toting
> idiot to destroy the deadly beast. Worth seeing for the Chili Monsters
> alone
***I saw this about 10 years ago on a tape from Troma. Wasn't terrible, good
for mst3king.
> Chopper Chicks in Zombietown (1989)
> Maybe the best B movie title ever. Not a great flick, but look for Billy
> bob Thornton in an early role.
***Another Troma movie. I've almost seen all their movies. I know a lot of
people hate them, and many of their movies are unbearable, but every once in
a while one turns out to be a classic. My fave is Tromeo & Juliet.
> Neon Maniacs (1986)
> A completely silly movie, but one of my all time favorites.
***In que.
> Cornman: American Vegetable Hero (2001)
> Unbelievable
***In que.
> Night of the Bloody Apes (1969)
> a horrible mexican movie. If it wasn't ever on MST3K, it should have been
***I thought this was fun. I love bad movies.
> Nekromantik (1987)
> Graphic, low-budget gore-shocker about Rob and Betty, a couple of
> ordinary necrophiles who apparently don't mind if their dead sexual
> partners are not so fresh. Rob's job affords him the opportunity to
> bring home corpses and the odd body part; when he loses his job, he
> loses Betty, and Rob's life gets REALLY bizarre.
***In que.
> The Halfway House (2004)
> Young girls are disappearing in and around the Mary Magdalen Halfway
> House for Troubled Girls. Desperate to find out what became of her
> sister, Larissa Morgan goes undercover to infiltrate the Catholic-run
> institution. Once inside, she encounters Father Fogerty, a priest with a
> passion for punishment; Sister Cecelia, a nun with a dark past plotting
> an even blacker future; Edwina and her love-toy Cherry Pie; tough Latino
> Angelina and her home girls and a sinister handyman named Lutkus. It's
> not long before she's caught up in a twisted web of sadism, violence,
> and wanton lust before finally learning the ultimate secret of the
> Halfway House. Bizarre Mary Woronov flick.
***In que.
> Freaked (1993)
> A company that produces a toxic chemical tries to improve its image via
> a popular spokesperson, Ricky Coogan. Ricky travels to South America to
> get a first-hand look at the chemical's effects and finds himself at a
> mutant freak farm. Elijah, who runs the farm, is only too happy to have
> new subjects on which to try his freak machine. The very chemical that
> Ricky is supposed to promote is the one responsible for creating the
> great variety of freaks.
***One of my all-time favorites. Actually, I haven't seen it since college,
so I hope I still like it. I loved Mr. T as the bearded lady, and Randy
Quaid is awesome as the villain.
> Stay Tuned (1992)
> I love this amazing, but little known film. Roy and Helen Knable are
> having problems. Roy has become a couch potato and Helen resents this.
> After a fight, Spike, a high ranking devil, appears to offer Roy the
> ultimate satellite system. Roy signs without realizing he has sold his
> soul. When he is sucked into the cable version of Hell, Helen is sucked
> in with him. They go through the satanic variety of cable TV where dying
> will consign them to damnation. Shows they find themselves on include,
> Driving over Miss Daisy, Northern Overexposure, and Autopsies of the
> Rich and Famous. Roy must take charge and save them from the dangers of
> this cable Hell. Starring John Ritter.
***The only thing I really like John Ritter in. This had some very funny,
creative jokes.
> Macabre (1980)
> Lamberto Bava's first directing effort on his own. The film almost comes
> up to the level of his father's films. A woman loses her lover in a
> tragic car crash that decapitates him. The same day the woman's daughter
> drowns her brother. The woman spends a year in an asylum, and when she
> gets out she moves in with her dead lover's blind brother, where she
> keeps something secret in the icebox. The brother becomes curious about
> her movements and begins investigating.
***In que.
> Psycho Beach Party (2000)
> Spoof of 1960's Beach Party/Gidget surfing movies mixed with slasher
> horror films stars Lauren Ambrose as Florence Forrest, a not-so-innocent
> girl in 1960's Malibu who becomes "Chicklet" the first girl surfer at
> Malibu Beach, only Florence suffers from schizophrenia and occasionally
> her alter ego Ann Bowman, a sexualy agressive, foul-speaking girl, comes
> out in which during that time several beach goers are found murdered.
> The suspects include Chicklet herself, surfer greu Kanaka, B-horror film
> actress Bettina Barnes, exchange student Lars, and even Chicket's own
> mother.
***I liked this one, even though it was incredibly silly.
> One Missed Call (2003)
> Takeshi Miike. People mysteriously start receiving voicemail messages
> from their future selves, in the form of the sound of them reacting to
> their own violent deaths, along with the exact date and time of their
> future death, listed on the message log. The plot thickens as the
> surviving characters persue the answers to this mystery which could save
> their lives.
***This movie is normal compared to Miike's other flicks (Ichi the Killer
and Visitor Q come to mind). Still pretty cool.
> Hooker's Revenge (1974) AKA They Call Her One-Eye AKA Thriller: A Cruel
> Picture
> Get the uncut version. A mute girl is savagely gang-raped and is left at
> a brothel, after having been forced into drugs and lost an eye. Her
> parents kill themselves in grief. She trains herself in the use of
> weapons and car driving, then seeks out her enemies for a silent but
> cruel revenge.
***In que.
> Ugetsu monogatari (1953) AKA Tales of Ugetsu
> In the civil wars of 16th century Japan, two ambitious peasants want to
> make their fortunes. The potter Genjuro intends to sell his wares for
> vast profits in the local city, while his brother-in-law Tobei wishes to
> become a samurai. Their village is sacked by the marauding armies, but
> Genjuro's kiln miraculously survives, and they and their wives head for
> the city. However, Genjuro soon sends his wife Miyagi back home,
> promising to return to her soon, and Tobei, in his keenness to follow
> the samurai, abandons his wife Ohama. Meanwhile, a wealthy noblewoman,
> the Lady Wakasa, shows an interest in Genjuro's pots, and invites him to
> her mansion.
***I just saw this on IFC. A classic in my eyes. I love discovering old
movies that I never knew about.
***Cham
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haven't seen most of those but now have some to look for.
loved ravenous.
on the great silence-i have that on dvd-it has an alternate ending filmed for asian markets where it's a happy ending-though there's no certainty it was ever released-that ending is without sound they couldn't find the sound portion.
i also recently saw tales of ugetsu and agree.
CHEWY
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> Maybe the best B movie title ever. Not a great flick, but look for Billy
> bob Thornton in an early role.
people hate them, and many of their movies are unbearable, but every once in
a while one turns out to be a classic. My fave is Tromeo & Juliet.
976-EVIL (1989)
Another underrated 80s flick, directed by Robert Englund
Chi o suu bara (1974) AKA Evil of Dracula (USA)
Dracula, played by an uncredited caucasian,
This movie is bad, really bad. But it's worth seeing for the 'magic
powers' the lady ninjas have.
.
Samurai Resurrection (2003)
One of my favorite over the top samurai horror films
A young father and his infant son are beset by forces of evil and
corruption. They wander China, upholding their sense of honor and
protecting the weak. When they are forced into combat, spectacular and
hilarious fast-motion kung fu sequences follow. In the end, they must
call on all of their abilities in a battle royale, to attempt to
vanquish a supernatural man-monster or die trying.
A very weird exploitation flick. The whole film seems to centre round a
group of dominating male chauvanists abusing young Japanese models after
a photo shoot. After which they are butchered one by one by a mud
covered nutter with a gigantic penis who lives in a wharehouse.
Omens and concepts of good vs. evil have no place in Maggie O'Connor's
well-ordered, practical universe. Her life revolves around her job as a
nurse at a busy New York hospital, until one rainy night, her sister
Jenna abandons her newborn, autistic daughter at her home. Maggie takes
the baby in, and she becomes the daughter she never had. Six years later
Jenna suddenly re-appears with a mysterious new husband, Eric, and
abducts Cody. Despite the fact that Maggie has no legal rights to Cody,
FBI agent John Travis (Jimmy Smits), an expert in ritual homicide and
occult-related crime, takes up her cause when he realizes that Cody
shares the same birth date as several other recently missing children.
The little girl, it soon becomes clear, is more than simply "special."
She manifests extraordinary powers that the forces of evil have waited
centuries to control, and her abduction sparks a clash between the
soldiers of good and evil that can only be resolved, in the end, by the
strength of one small child and the love she inspires in those she touches.
Stay Tuned (1992)
I love this amazing, but little known film. Roy and Helen Knable are
having problems. Roy has become a couch potato and Helen resents this.
After a fight, Spike, a high ranking devil, appears to offer Roy the
ultimate satellite system. Roy signs without realizing he has sold his
soul. When he is sucked into the cable version of Hell, Helen is sucked
in with him. They go through the satanic variety of cable TV where dying
will consign them to damnation. Shows they find themselves on include,
Driving over Miss Daisy, Northern Overexposure, and Autopsies of the
Rich and Famous. Roy must take charge and save them from the dangers of
this cable Hell. Starring John Ritter.
One Missed Call (2003)
Takeshi Miike. People mysteriously start receiving voicemail messages
from their future selves, in the form of the sound of them reacting to
their own violent deaths, along with the exact date and time of their
future death, listed on the message log. The plot thickens as the
surviving characters persue the answers to this mystery which could save
their lives.
Gohatto (1999) AKA Taboo
Set during Japan's Shogun era, this film looks at life in a samurai
compound where young warriors are trained in swordfighting. A number of
interpersonal conflicts are brewing in the training room, all centering
around a handsome young samurai named Sozaburo Kano. The school's stern
master can choose to intervene, or to let Kano decide his own path.
cool list of flicks and a fun read along with the responses
chroma_noize
I reviewed Gunhed for my website and the copy I used was taken from a
Japanese laser disk. Luckily half the dialogue is in English so it's
possible to make sense of most of the plot. I later managed to secure a
British VHS (on the manga label) release for comparison and that filled in
some of the holes. US import Brenda Bakke is incredibly sexy by the way.
Here's the link:
www.geocities.com/bigfatpav2000/ganheddo.html
Some of the external links on the page may prove interesting.
The Japanese Dracula trilogy was released on DVD in the UK some time ago - I
shall try and get my hands on them.
Cheers.
Iain
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Another underrated 80s flick, directed by Robert Englund
Marc
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i believe he starred in that one, but did not direct.
i think tobe hooper directed that one.
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i really enjoyed this one, although i could be biased since i like perkins.
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this movie is a joy from start to finish.
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compared to the orginal, this one is crap. but as horror movies go, its not too bad and has some occasional good parts.
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it. I also love a similar film from a black point of view Tales from the
Hood. Great flick.
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I can watch Night of the Living Dead tonight, but I don't have a copy of Basket Case 2, though I have seen and loved that movie a few times.Cham
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***Gotta love the Maniac Cop movies. The first two are classics, the third ain't bad. How can you not love Robert Zdar as a psycho killer Freddy Krueger-like cop?Cham
this movie is a joy from start to finish.
charles napier has a brief role, as does sam
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This was the best of the Psycho sequels, best story by far.Cham
i really enjoyed this one, although i could be biased since i like perkins.
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***I guess I'm old fashioned, but I still love the orignal. One of the creepiest movies ever made. Two and four are pretty good, didn't like 3 though. The remaked is terrible.Cham
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Probably because Zdar is a complete pain in the ass to work with.
ShakaNui
i didnt see hardly any early 90's horror....thats about the time i quit flicks....catch one here and there....i love the upstart family life with a passion and found nearly all my entertainment in kids flicks....and there were some good oens too like TALL TALE, INDIAN IN THE CUPBOARD, THE EDUCATION OF LITTLE TREE, JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH etc....showing my kids THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING MAN which is a black and white shaka classic kinda changed the flicks we looked for though
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It's so stifling, a classic and it is the personality that carried the scene.
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is he a big ego? (bigger than dark bob's?)
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a very good story is marred by some absolutely stupid stupid stupid looking "freaks" characters. these guys looks so completely ridiculous and fake. there is no way that anyone could have been born with those type of birth defects. i think the movie makers missed quite an opportunity here. they could have created creatures based on some lesser known and rare birth defects. it could have been slightly educational (if the viewer wanted to research). also, they could have based the characters on the actors from the original movie FREAKS. and then they coudl have given work to actors and people who might not normally get too much work. (like lucas hired "little people" to play jawas and ewoks.)instead, we got (for the most part) people with normal builds and a bizarre head peice/mask. also, most of them acted as if they were mentally deficient and/or children. i guess i could go on and on about this.but aside from that complaint, the movie was pretty good (especially for a sequel made many years after the orginal). same main actor and director as the first one and some good characters.basic premise is that belial and his normal brother hide in a commune of odd looking people. it is lead by a normal woman who is very well spoken and sympathetic towards them.there are some really great scenes that are reminiscent of the wonderful original movie, but i kept getting so annoyed with the dumb looking "freaks." also, the main actor seemed to be playing it a bit more for laughs this time.robgoblintonight: DARKMANandARMY OF DARKNESS
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much better than i remembered, although i was again struck by the minimal amount of gore.
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flicks and think there may have been more. i liked them in spite of
the horrible freak effects you describe.
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He's a big something lol
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More like a dickhead
He's just a complete pain in the ass. And god forbid you should give the
man any actual lines to say.
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not quite horror, although it does have some moments of cringe-inducing violence.
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i have 3 vhs tapes of the episodes from this fun and slickly produced HBO series.
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i know we just did japanimation week, but for some reason i have been itching lately to see some of these movies.
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movie before he fought godzilla, right?"
Ghidorah the Three Headed Monster IS the first Ghidorah film. Goes like this
Ghidrah, The Three Headed Monster
Godzilla vs Monster Zero
Destroy All Monsters
Godzilla vs. Gigan
Zone Fighter (TV show)
Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah
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"actually, i might switch the last 2 ghidrah movies. he had his own
movie before he fought godzilla, right?"
Ghidorah the Three Headed Monster IS the first Ghidorah film. Goes like this
Ghidrah, The Three Headed Monster
Godzilla vs Monster Zero
Destroy All Monsters
Godzilla vs. Gigan
Zone Fighter (TV show)
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I don't think so, but he showed up a few times. Along with the rest of
the Toho gang.
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Hi there.I think the seventh and last season of Tales from the Crypt was shot in the UK and included segments directed by Bob Hoskins and Freddie Francis. I think the opening monologue by the Crypt Keeper was shot in the US but the rest in a British studio.Here's an episode guide for the show:I only saw the first couple of seasons when they turn up on video over here. Very impressed overall with good production values and some surprising nastiness.Wasnt't there also a children's spin-off?Cheers.IainChroma-Noize - Detailed reviews of cult sci-fi and horror movie reviews: www.geocities.com/bigfatpav2000
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watched this last night and fell asleep. although i should mention that i was very very tired even before the movie started.plot seemed to be something about starfish shaped aliens coming to earth to warn humans about the consequences of war. or something.i would like to point out the incredibly offensive costumes of the starfish aliens. costumes appear to be two bed sheets sown together with people standing inside holding their arms straight out and their legs spread. and other than a very large eye in the middle, that was all there was to the costume. it looked like a school play. it was awful. if they had no money for creature fx, why did they make a creature movie? it would have been better if they had simply avoided showing the entire creature and/or shot it in low light.tonight: MOTHRAand THE MANSTERregards,robgoblin
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***A classic. This is one bizarre cool movie."
Now there would be an interesting movie to remake.
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Japanese horror was made for TV shows.
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i had a lot of technical problems in attempting to watch this movie.the only copy i have is on 8mm reel, so it was black & white and silent (with occassional subtitles.however, my projector woudl not spin, so i had to watch it on an 8mm editor, whcih meant i had to hand crank it through and watch it in a small viewer.the version i have was heavily condensed into about 5 or 10 minutes, and was fairly typical: a big creature wreaks havok, military gets involved, creature dies.i guess none of that is very suprising.i was not teribbly impressed with the creature fx.aslo, is this the one that has the voice of george takei? (sulu from star trek)robgoblin
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***I can actually watch some of these cuz I own tons of thesse types of movies.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cham, i'm glad you will join me.
mon: WARNING FROM SPACE***I got this for a dollar at walmart. Haven't watched it yet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that's about what its worth. good cover art?
RODAN THE FLYING MONSTER***A fave of mine. Have seen it many many times.MOTHRA***Ditto.THE MANSTER***A classic. This is one bizarre cool movie.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>agreed.
KING KONG VS GODZILLA***Great silly fun. I don't think Kong would win though.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>am watching this one tonight.
GODZILLA VS MOTHRA***One of the better Godzilla flicks.GORATH***Hmmm...haven't seen this one.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>i heard somewhere that the jap version is waaaay better. (apparently the US version is almost completely devoid of monsters (!?)
GODZILLA VS MONSTER ZERO***My favorite Godzilla flick.GHIDRAH THE THREE HEADED MONSTER***Very underrated flick.DAGORA THE SPACE MONSTER
***Haven't seen this one, but it is in my nf que. Some other good ones I have are Godzilla vs. Hedorah, Godzilla vs. Gigan, Destroy All Monsters, Gamera: Guardian of the Universe, Matango, The Mysterians, Varan the you can help free pitbulls from abuse at the official Free Pitbulls, Inc. website:
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hard to say what the highlight is of this enjoyable movie, that is filled with great (old style) special effects.
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something of a political leaning with the miners.
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more great fun, from director inoshira honda and special effects guy eiji turasawa (did i spell that right?)
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same characters again."
Japan, at that time, and still to some extent, had a very strong studio
system. Toho among the strongest. The actors became very famous and
beloved due to the unique Japanese fans, who follow films far more
closely than we do in the US. So they fans wanted to see those actors in
every movie, those familiar faces. The fat reporter especially was
beloved. I can't recall his name. And there was always a kid. The movies
weren't made for kids in particular, but kids loved em. Only a Japan
would Godzilla get fan mail and be the most popular film star in the world.
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Hi there.There was a rumour which gained some currency over they years that in the Japanese language version of the movie Godzilla kicked KK's ass. According to reviews I've seen of the original this is untrue and was apparently a bit of mischief created by a certain Forrest J. Ackerman. I still see it quoted as gospel on the net.Cheers.IainChroma-Noize - Detailed reviews of cult sci-fi and horror movies: www.geocities.com/bigfatpav2000
----- Original Message -----From: ron kennerSent: Thursday, March 16, 2006 8:58 PMSubject: [B-Movies:1491] Re: JAP SCI-FI FROM 50s and 60s: KING KONG VS GODZILLAyes indeed, kong was looking quite silly. but somehow i felt sorry for him.
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director inoshira honda is back with this tale of a meteor (called gorath) that is headed for earth.its hard to tell becasue of the dubbing, but it looked like it was a serious attempt at sci-fi drama, much like his original version of GODZILLA.my version ran 77 minutes (according to info on vhs tape). i fell asleep while watching (but i had seen the movie a few yeasr ago). ( i fell asleep from fatigue, not becasue the film was dull). what i am getting at is that i remember seeing pictures in a magazine of a large walrus creature that did not make the american version for some reason.also, i'm sure i recognized an actor from ATTACK OF THE MUSHROOM PEOPLE.robgoblin
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again, director INOSHIRA HONDA returns to the world of giant fighting monsters.the movie opens with the familiar music that i guess is known as "godzilla main theme."again, i'm sure i recognized a few actors from other honda movies, but i dont know their names.it has been kind of fun watching the movies in the order they were released, because i have been suprised at the attempt at a bit of continuity. this time around we have a growing cast of characters:the mothra fairy twins,a mothra offspring (in its larval state)rodan (the flying monster) who again looked kind of ridiculous (in my opinion)godzillaand a great looking ghidrah.i also noticed that godzilla behaved with very exaggerated movements, kind of like comedians from the silent era. and he also does things that are completely human, like throwing rocks at ghidrah.i remember reading somewhere that the budgets were cut with many of the sequels. this movie may have been one of the first of the lower budget efforts, becasue i noticed that much of the fighting took place on a cliff (thereby conveniently avoiding the need to build lots of miniature cities to be crushed.)robgoblin
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great fun with godzilla, rodan and ghidrah (aka: monster zero).
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this was nine parts diamond theif movie and one part sci-fi.
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environmentalism. There's another environmentalist monster too, godzilla
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