Home on the range
jren57
But yes we DO have building standards and yes we DO use bricks and mortar.
But in Leslie's beloved homeland they still live in wood log cabins
Yes Hammond so much for advanced building techniques
Handcrafted Log Homes and Cabins
http://www.senty.com/
Even US Presidents lived in Log Cabins
http://www.cr.nps.gov/logcabin/
Log Cabins in Arid-Zona
http://www.heavenscent.net/
So not all Merkins live in trailers, some of the lucky ones have Log Cabins
LOL!!!!!!!!
Les please give detail of log cabin building standards!!!
Larry Jandro
the electrons formed this:
> Log Cabins in Arid-Zona
> http://www.heavenscent.net/
>
> So not all Merkins live in trailers, some of the lucky ones have
> Log Cabins LOL!!!!!!!!
These are generally people's vacation homes in the mountains. They
are SUPPOSED to look rustic, you moron.
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Scottsdale, AZ, USA
jren57
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More beautiful wood homes
http://www.countrylogcabins.com/Pages/PhotoGallery/galDetail.asp?planId=663
Phxbrd
Congratulations, you've won the weekly ass-showing contest hands down! No
one else was even close.
There's likely not an Arizonan posting here who wouldn't give your left nut
for a Senty log home up in the mountains somewhere.
James Koffi
That's where we push a bunch of logs together, stack them and fill the
cracks in between with mud.
The mud dries and helps steady the walls, so you can nail a TV dish to it.
James Koffi
Shit, I gave my left nut for a boat, if I knew I coulda got a log home,
I would have
held out a little longer. Shit.
nick
"jren57" <jre...@msn.com> wrote in message
> Stupid old Les thinks that were a behind the times in building
construction
> But yes we DO have building standards and yes we DO use bricks and mortar.
>
> But in Leslie's beloved homeland they still live in wood log cabins
The ones that is who don't live in trailers.
> Yes Hammond so much for advanced building techniques
Les would be stunned by the quality of our garden sheds.
photographer
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>
> Les would be stunned
Leslie should be stunned. It is after all the humane thing to do.
Chris Fleitman
Are you sure you want to play this game?
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Muhammad, an Iraqi engineer.
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Larry Jandro wrote:
> On 29 Jul 2003, "jren57" <jre...@msn.com> tapped on a keyboard and
> the electrons formed this:
>
>
>>Log Cabins in Arid-Zona
>>http://www.heavenscent.net/
>>
>>So not all Merkins live in trailers, some of the lucky ones have
>>Log Cabins LOL!!!!!!!!
>
>
> These are generally people's vacation homes in the mountains. They
> are SUPPOSED to look rustic, you moron.
He just laughed at some beautiful homes? What was he thinking?
Phxbrd
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>
What's become of your garden shed master, Alan Titsmarts, the guy with daily
bad hair? The big faggot and dugswinger seem to have taken over the show.
The slowboy even seems to have a speaking part now. Watch them all gain
weight while eating American food instead of traditional swill.
Phxbrd
"photographer" <chrisphot...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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I AM stunning.
nick
"Phxbrd" <phx...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> > > Yes Hammond so much for advanced building techniques
> >
> > Les would be stunned by the quality of our garden sheds.
>
> What's become of your garden shed master, Alan Titsmarts, the guy with
daily
> bad hair? The big faggot and dugswinger seem to have taken over the show.
You clearly watch a lot of British TV programmes.
> The slowboy even seems to have a speaking part now. Watch them all gain
> weight while eating American food instead of traditional swill.
They'll end up the size of your chubby TV presenters?
jren57
Poor old Leslie, One again he gets his arse kicked all over his log cabin!
<snigger>
photographer
You ARE lame, Hammond.
photographer
>
Damn but you really are stupid, Leslie.
jren57
"Phxbrd" <phx...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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>
> news:SVBVa.1361$2u.11...@newsfep1-win.server.ntli.net...
> >
> > "jren57" <jre...@msn.com> wrote in message
> >
> > construction
> > > But yes we DO have building standards and yes we DO use bricks and
> mortar.
> > >
> > > But in Leslie's beloved homeland they still live in wood log cabins
> >
> > The ones that is who don't live in trailers.
> >
> > > Yes Hammond so much for advanced building techniques
> >
> > Les would be stunned by the quality of our garden sheds.
>
> What's become of your garden shed master, Alan Titsmarts, the guy with
daily
> bad hair? The big faggot and dugswinger seem to have taken over the show.
> The slowboy even seems to have a speaking part now. Watch them all gain
> weight while eating American food instead of traditional swill.
Les, thanks to EU membership we can get some GREAT food (anyway when were
you ever in England? The days of rationing are over thanks to our stunning
victory in the Battle of Britian!)
nick
"jren57" <jre...@msn.com> wrote in message
> > > > Stupid old Les thinks that we are behind the times in building
> > > construction
> > > > But yes we DO have building standards and yes we DO use bricks and
> > mortar.
> > > >
> > > > But in Leslie's beloved homeland they still live in wood log cabins
> > >
> > > The ones that is who don't live in trailers.
> > >
> > > > Yes Hammond so much for advanced building techniques
> > >
> > > Les would be stunned by the quality of our garden sheds.
> >
> > What's become of your garden shed master, Alan Titsmarts, the guy with
> daily
> > bad hair? The big faggot and dugswinger seem to have taken over the
show.
> > The slowboy even seems to have a speaking part now. Watch them all gain
> > weight while eating American food instead of traditional swill.
>
> Les, thanks to EU membership we can get some GREAT food (anyway when were
> you ever in England? The days of rationing are over thanks to our
stunning
> victory in the Battle of Britian!)
Les came to England in the 1950's in search of his roots and attractive
women, he found both, but both rejected him.
jren57
Because no lovely English girls wanted to live in a log cabin in Indiana?
Poor Les
jren57
More proof British Building is the best!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/3098009.stm
nick
For some reason they didn't fancy his desert shack in aridzona.
>
photographer
Nor his poor employment prospects.
Phxbrd
> Poor old Leslie, One again he gets his arse kicked all over his log cabin!
> <snigger>
If you mean me, your lord and master, then you should know that it's only
your pathetic provincialism and profound ignorance that keep you from the
knowledge that mansions have been built of logs in some of the most
beautiful locations in the world. Turn up the gas in your dank stone hovel
and thank gawd you're an englishman.
photographer
>
> If you mean me, your lord and master
Poor old Leslie Sloth Hammond is displaying his usual delusions again. One
cannot help but feel pity for the old git.
Phxbrd
Rationing is still a part of your daily life. You simpleminded tits are
rationed only so much gasoline by high prices. Then you're rationed only
screaming tiddler engines in cars built for midgets. You're rationed only
certain foods in your little food markets and prices there are horrendous,
again the effort by your leaders to keep you down.
Why would I want to go there? It's better presented in TV programming
without standing in line, and I can stay here and eat good food. I don't
have to endure body stench strong enough to gag a maggot, I don't have to
buy Chiclets from street urchins, and I can understand all about me.
>
>
>
Phxbrd
I've already told you some barrister or summat wanted me to come take over
an estate in kent. I told him get fucked. I've seen all you offer.
Phxbrd
One of your models and starlets wanted me big time. I spurned her.
nick
"Phxbrd" <phx...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> > Les, thanks to EU membership we can get some GREAT food (anyway when
were
> > you ever in England? The days of rationing are over thanks to our
> stunning
> > victory in the Battle of Britian!)
>
> Rationing is still a part of your daily life. You simpleminded tits are
> rationed only so much gasoline by high prices.
Our modern cars use far less fuel than your dinosaur push rod V8s, so we're
better off even with more expensive petrol.
> Then you're rationed only screaming tiddler engines in cars built for
midgets.
Transtaled that means well engineered cars for normal size people.
Les and his ilk are that obese they need special big cars, which are only
sold in America (due to their size and appalling build quality)
> You're rationed only certain foods in your little food markets and prices
there are horrendous,
> again the effort by your leaders to keep you down.
Yet we pay less for food than you do, and we don't have to suffer GM foods
and delicacies such as aerosol cheese and grits.
> Why would I want to go there?
For a better life.
> It's better presented in TV programming without standing in line, and I
can stay here and eat good food. I don't
> have to endure body stench strong enough to gag a maggot, I don't have to
> buy Chiclets from street urchins, and I can understand all about me.
Have you written to Groundforce yet, in the hope that they'll make over your
dusty yard?
nick
Phxbrd
More like sign of another failed colonial effort.
You should be ashamed of the failure. Instead, you're stupidly proud. Go
figger.
Phxbrd
You never get anything right. I came to Paradise in 1980.
Think about that. I came more than 2,000 miles and stayed in the same
country. It was a great motorcycle ride.
nick
"Phxbrd" <phx...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> > For some reason they didn't fancy his desert shack in aridzona.
>
> You never get anything right. I came to Paradise in 1980.
Why did you leave and end up in AZ?
> Think about that. I came more than 2,000 miles and stayed in the same
> country. It was a great motorcycle ride.
How many Mc Donalds and trailer parks did you pass?
Phxbrd
That much is true. It stayed that way until I married a desperate woman
with two rugrats.
>
>
>
Phxbrd
See Hammond
nick
photographer
Indiana?
> > Poor Les
>
> One of your models and starlets wanted me big time. I spurned her.
You are a deluded old fool, Leslie.
photographer
Indeed.
> It stayed that way until I married a desperate woman
> with two rugrats.
>
Bloody desperate at that,Hammond.
Phxbrd
>
> "Phxbrd" <phx...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
>
> > > Les, thanks to EU membership we can get some GREAT food (anyway when
> were
> > > you ever in England? The days of rationing are over thanks to our
> > stunning
> > > victory in the Battle of Britian!)
> >
> > Rationing is still a part of your daily life. You simpleminded tits are
> > rationed only so much gasoline by high prices.
>
> Our modern cars use far less fuel than your dinosaur push rod V8s, so
we're
> better off even with more expensive petrol.
I'm thinking of buying a new pickup truck. Ford and Chevy both offer 60
month contracts involving zero interest. That's good incentive to trade up.
Sweet Wife wants an auto tranny and a little more room like jump seats
anyway. She loves pickups as much as I do.
BTW, I once mentioned here that my Dakota had a Mitsubishi V-6 in it. The
Dodge salesman told me that. Turns out it's a 318 with two cylinders sawed
off - a Dodge V-6 3.9L
Mebbe I'll get a medium sized V-8, but Ford, Chevy, or Dodge?
>
> > Then you're rationed only screaming tiddler engines in cars built for
> midgets.
>
> Transtaled that means well engineered cars for normal size people.
>
> Les and his ilk are that obese they need special big cars, which are only
> sold in America (due to their size and appalling build quality)
The closest comparison reference I could offer would be first class seats in
a first class airliner - leather smooth as butter, soft and deep cushions,
all kinds of elbow and leg room, and screaming acceleration to throw you
back in your seat. I wish I had any of my Lincolns back.
>
> > You're rationed only certain foods in your little food markets and
prices
> there are horrendous,
> > again the effort by your leaders to keep you down.
>
> Yet we pay less for food than you do,
Whoopsie! There's that little dickens of a falsehood again.
Americans pay 7% of their income on food.
Your turn.
> and we don't have to suffer GM foods
You're a fuckin oaf. You don't even know what GM means. You've eaten GM
food all your life.
> and delicacies such as aerosol cheese and grits.
If you had your shit together, you'd find a distributor and offer them both
on-line. You'd make a killing.
> > Why would I want to go there?
>
> For a better life.
That was only a movie when John Wayne returned to ireland. Real people know
better. Those able move here
>
> > It's better presented in TV programming without standing in line, and
I
> can stay here and eat good food. I don't
> > have to endure body stench strong enough to gag a maggot, I don't have
to
> > buy Chiclets from street urchins, and I can understand all about me.
>
> Have you written to Groundforce yet, in the hope that they'll make over
your
> dusty yard?
My dogs would eat 'em.
nick
"Phxbrd" <phx...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> > > > Les, thanks to EU membership we can get some GREAT food (anyway when
> > were
> > > > you ever in England? The days of rationing are over thanks to our
> > > stunning
> > > > victory in the Battle of Britian!)
> > >
> > > Rationing is still a part of your daily life. You simpleminded tits
are
> > > rationed only so much gasoline by high prices.
> >
> > Our modern cars use far less fuel than your dinosaur push rod V8s, so
> we're
> > better off even with more expensive petrol.
>
> I'm thinking of buying a new pickup truck. Ford and Chevy both offer 60
> month contracts involving zero interest. That's good incentive to trade
up.
> Sweet Wife wants an auto tranny and a little more room like jump seats
> anyway. She loves pickups as much as I do.
Pickup trucks, or being picked up?
> BTW, I once mentioned here that my Dakota had a Mitsubishi V-6 in it. The
> Dodge salesman told me that. Turns out it's a 318 with two cylinders
sawed
> off - a Dodge V-6 3.9L
Built by the Japanese?
> Mebbe I'll get a medium sized V-8, but Ford, Chevy, or Dodge?
Make sweet wife happy, get an SL, pickups are for bumpkins, hicks and fat
builders.
> > > Then you're rationed only screaming tiddler engines in cars built for
> > midgets.
> >
> > Transtaled that means well engineered cars for normal size people.
> >
> > Les and his ilk are that obese they need special big cars, which are
only
> > sold in America (due to their size and appalling build quality)
>
> The closest comparison reference I could offer would be first class seats
in
> a first class airliner - leather smooth as butter, soft and deep cushions,
> all kinds of elbow and leg room, and screaming acceleration to throw you
> back in your seat. I wish I had any of my Lincolns back.
Your mind is addled, badly built Lincoln's are all vinyl buttoned velour and
chrome, like elvis on wheels.
> > > You're rationed only certain foods in your little food markets and
> prices
> > there are horrendous,
> > > again the effort by your leaders to keep you down.
> >
> > Yet we pay less for food than you do,
>
> Whoopsie! There's that little dickens of a falsehood again.
>
> Americans pay 7% of their income on food.
>
> Your turn.
We've been through this and established that European food is cheaper.
> > and we don't have to suffer GM foods
>
> You're a fuckin oaf. You don't even know what GM means. You've eaten GM
> food all your life.
No I haven't.
> > and delicacies such as aerosol cheese and grits.
>
> If you had your shit together, you'd find a distributor and offer them
both
> on-line. You'd make a killing.
I'd be killed.
> > > Why would I want to go there?
> >
> > For a better life.
>
> That was only a movie when John Wayne returned to ireland. Real people
know
> better. Those able move here
Only the ones who are too poor to live in the great retirement state,
Florida.
> > > It's better presented in TV programming without standing in line,
and
> I
> > can stay here and eat good food. I don't
> > > have to endure body stench strong enough to gag a maggot, I don't have
> to
> > > buy Chiclets from street urchins, and I can understand all about me.
> >
> > Have you written to Groundforce yet, in the hope that they'll make over
> your
> > dusty yard?
>
> My dogs would eat 'em.
I'm sure Charlie would see them off.
Chris Fleitman
Phxbrd wrote:
> "nick" <pizzalovin...@allstar.ps> wrote in message
> news:fWXVa.173$%W2...@newsfep3-gui.server.ntli.net...
>
>>"Phxbrd" <phx...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
>>
>>
>>>>Les, thanks to EU membership we can get some GREAT food (anyway when
>>>
>>were
>>
>>>>you ever in England? The days of rationing are over thanks to our
>>>
>>>stunning
>>>
>>>>victory in the Battle of Britian!)
>>>
>>>Rationing is still a part of your daily life. You simpleminded tits are
>>>rationed only so much gasoline by high prices.
>>
>>Our modern cars use far less fuel than your dinosaur push rod V8s, so
>
> we're
>
>>better off even with more expensive petrol.
>
>
> I'm thinking of buying a new pickup truck. Ford and Chevy both offer 60
> month contracts involving zero interest. That's good incentive to trade up.
> Sweet Wife wants an auto tranny and a little more room like jump seats
> anyway. She loves pickups as much as I do.
>
> BTW, I once mentioned here that my Dakota had a Mitsubishi V-6 in it. The
> Dodge salesman told me that. Turns out it's a 318 with two cylinders sawed
> off - a Dodge V-6 3.9L
>
> Mebbe I'll get a medium sized V-8, but Ford, Chevy, or Dodge?
I have that 318 in my '89 Dodge Ramcharger. Still perrrs like a kitten.
--
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"We will believe they are dead when Uday and Qusay's bodies are tied to
cars and dragged through the streets so everybody can see them," said
Muhammad, an Iraqi engineer.
Phxbrd
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I drove a new Ram equipped with the new hemi-head 5.7L yesterday. Wee
doggies, what a ride! Frod and Cheby have naught to compare. That fucker
motates!
nick
A better choice (even if it does look like an airport shuttle bus)
http://www.colonialairstream.com/2003models/b_van_overview.html
Phxbrd
I already have a motor home similar in appearance. Why would I want a
shuttle bus? BTW, Airstream makes the best travel trailer money can buy.
Models built in the 30s are still in use. They also make a 19' motorhome
very similar to my Coachmen.
Pray you ever get a ride in a Dodge Ram with a hemi-head engine. You
couldn't begin to handle it yourself.
nick
"Phxbrd" <phx...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> >
> > A better choice (even if it does look like an airport shuttle bus)
> >
> > http://www.colonialairstream.com/2003models/b_van_overview.html
>
> I already have a motor home similar in appearance. Why would I want a
> shuttle bus?
It just looks like a shuttle bus, apparently its a camper.
> BTW, Airstream makes the best travel trailer money can buy.
> Models built in the 30s are still in use. They also make a 19' motorhome
> very similar to my Coachmen.
>
> Pray you ever get a ride in a Dodge Ram with a hemi-head engine. You
> couldn't begin to handle it yourself.
They have trouble staying on the road?
Phxbrd
>
> "Phxbrd" <phx...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
>
> > >
> > > A better choice (even if it does look like an airport shuttle bus)
> > >
> > > http://www.colonialairstream.com/2003models/b_van_overview.html
> >
> > I already have a motor home similar in appearance. Why would I want a
> > shuttle bus?
>
> It just looks like a shuttle bus, apparently its a camper.
Mebbe I should have looked at more than the picture.
>
> > BTW, Airstream makes the best travel trailer money can buy.
> > Models built in the 30s are still in use. They also make a 19'
motorhome
> > very similar to my Coachmen.
> >
> > Pray you ever get a ride in a Dodge Ram with a hemi-head engine. You
> > couldn't begin to handle it yourself.
>
> They have trouble staying on the road?
Yes. They make it fly by way too fast for slipshod drivers to control.
Engles can't handle 4 liter Jeeps with mild engines.
nick
"Phxbrd" <phx...@earthlink.net> wrote in message news:oGQWa.31150
> > > > A better choice (even if it does look like an airport shuttle bus)
> > > >
> > > > http://www.colonialairstream.com/2003models/b_van_overview.html
> > >
> > > I already have a motor home similar in appearance. Why would I want a
> > > shuttle bus?
> >
> > It just looks like a shuttle bus, apparently its a camper.
>
> Mebbe I should have looked at more than the picture.
Feast your eyes on the German engineering.
> > > BTW, Airstream makes the best travel trailer money can buy.
> > > Models built in the 30s are still in use. They also make a 19'
> motorhome
> > > very similar to my Coachmen.
> > >
> > > Pray you ever get a ride in a Dodge Ram with a hemi-head engine. You
> > > couldn't begin to handle it yourself.
> >
> > They have trouble staying on the road?
>
> Yes.
Surely a design fault.
> They make it fly by way too fast for slipshod drivers to control.
So not only do the have trouble staying on the road, but they are also
difficult to control?
> Engles can't handle 4 liter Jeeps with mild engines.
Engle Jeep owners prove you wrong.
Phxbrd
>
> "Phxbrd" <phx...@earthlink.net> wrote in message news:oGQWa.31150
>
> > > > > A better choice (even if it does look like an airport shuttle bus)
> > > > >
> > > > > http://www.colonialairstream.com/2003models/b_van_overview.html
> > > >
> > > > I already have a motor home similar in appearance. Why would I want
a
> > > > shuttle bus?
> > >
> > > It just looks like a shuttle bus, apparently its a camper.
> >
> > Mebbe I should have looked at more than the picture.
>
> Feast your eyes on the German engineering.
Someone here had a small motor home with a Rabbit engine in it. It wasn't
worth a shit and you couldn't give one away
>
> > > > BTW, Airstream makes the best travel trailer money can buy.
> > > > Models built in the 30s are still in use. They also make a 19'
> > motorhome
> > > > very similar to my Coachmen.
> > > >
> > > > Pray you ever get a ride in a Dodge Ram with a hemi-head engine.
You
> > > > couldn't begin to handle it yourself.
> > >
> > > They have trouble staying on the road?
> >
> > Yes.
>
> Surely a design fault.
>
> > They make it fly by way too fast for slipshod drivers to control.
>
> So not only do the have trouble staying on the road, but they are also
> difficult to control?
Not for the average American driver, no. Slipshod = engles, etc - folks
accustomed to tiddler screamers. Rover owners for example. MG for another.
>
> > Engles can't handle 4 liter Jeeps with mild engines.
>
> Engle Jeep owners prove you wrong.
Tell that to Pink Jeep Tours and Rentals in Sedona, Arizona.
jren57
Tell them to get some proper off-road vehicles like Land-Rovers
jren57
"Hemi-head" engines have been around for decades, Jesus Hammond you really
talk like an old buffoon
Chris Fleitman
nick wrote:
> "Phxbrd" <phx...@earthlink.net> wrote in message news:oGQWa.31150
>
>
>>>>>A better choice (even if it does look like an airport shuttle bus)
>>>>>
>>>>>http://www.colonialairstream.com/2003models/b_van_overview.html
>>>>
>>>>I already have a motor home similar in appearance. Why would I want a
>>>>shuttle bus?
>>>
>>>It just looks like a shuttle bus, apparently its a camper.
>>
>>Mebbe I should have looked at more than the picture.
>
>
> Feast your eyes on the German engineering.
Like the A-bomb? Yeah, we have that.
nick
"Phxbrd" <phx...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> > > > > > A better choice (even if it does look like an airport shuttle
bus)
> > > > > >
> > > > > > http://www.colonialairstream.com/2003models/b_van_overview.html
> > > > >
> > > > > I already have a motor home similar in appearance. Why would I
want
> a
> > > > > shuttle bus?
> > > >
> > > > It just looks like a shuttle bus, apparently its a camper.
> > >
> > > Mebbe I should have looked at more than the picture.
> >
> > Feast your eyes on the German engineering.
>
> Someone here had a small motor home with a Rabbit engine in it. It wasn't
> worth a shit and you couldn't give one away
Never mind, now Dodge vans are made in Germany and have diesel engines.
> > > > > BTW, Airstream makes the best travel trailer money can buy.
> > > > > Models built in the 30s are still in use. They also make a 19'
> > > motorhome
> > > > > very similar to my Coachmen.
> > > > >
> > > > > Pray you ever get a ride in a Dodge Ram with a hemi-head engine.
> You
> > > > > couldn't begin to handle it yourself.
> > > >
> > > > They have trouble staying on the road?
> > >
> > > Yes.
> >
> > Surely a design fault.
> >
> > > They make it fly by way too fast for slipshod drivers to control.
> >
> > So not only do the have trouble staying on the road, but they are also
> > difficult to control?
>
> Not for the average American driver, no. Slipshod = engles, etc - folks
> accustomed to tiddler screamers. Rover owners for example. MG for
another.
Jaguar V12s, TVR Speed 12s, Range Rovers...
> > > Engles can't handle 4 liter Jeeps with mild engines.
> >
> > Engle Jeep owners prove you wrong.
>
> Tell that to Pink Jeep Tours and Rentals in Sedona, Arizona.
I will next time I'm there.
nick
"Chris Fleitman" <chrisf...@netscape.net> wrote in message
> >>>>>A better choice (even if it does look like an airport shuttle bus)
> >>>>>
> >>>>>http://www.colonialairstream.com/2003models/b_van_overview.html
> >>>>
> >>>>I already have a motor home similar in appearance. Why would I want a
> >>>>shuttle bus?
> >>>
> >>>It just looks like a shuttle bus, apparently its a camper.
> >>
> >>Mebbe I should have looked at more than the picture.
> >
> >
> > Feast your eyes on the German engineering.
>
> Like the A-bomb? Yeah, we have that.
And your moon rockets.
Phxbrd
Oh gosh, I don't think so. Pink Land Rover Jeep Tours and Rentals loses the
thread. Besides, there's the problem of tiddler engines Americans refuse to
tolerate:
Engine 2003 Land Rover Freelander
Type 90-degree transversely mounted V6, 24 valves, double overhead camshafts
(DOHC)
Construction Cast aluminum-alloy cylinder heads and block. Wet cast-iron
cylinder liners
Displacement 2.5 liters (152 cu. in./2,497 cc)
Bore x Stroke 3.15 x 3.27 in. (80 x 83 mm)
Compression Ratio 10.5:1
Horsepower @ rpm 174 hp @ 6,250 rpm
Torque @ rpm 177 lb.-ft @ 4,000 rpm
That little squeaky shrieker would be run over by proper vehicles....
Chris Fleitman
What moon rockets? We don't head that way anymore.
Phxbrd
I know more about cars than your entire neighborhood put together. I've
driven a number of hemis. You?
Dodge recently released a brand new version that puts the old ones to shame.
Try to keep up. And go change out of those piss-stained britches from where
you pissed down your leg....
nick
"Phxbrd" <phx...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> > > > > Engles can't handle 4 liter Jeeps with mild engines.
> > > >
> > > > Engle Jeep owners prove you wrong.
> > >
> > > Tell that to Pink Jeep Tours and Rentals in Sedona, Arizona.
> >
> > Tell them to get some proper off-road vehicles like Land-Rovers
>
> Oh gosh, I don't think so. Pink Land Rover Jeep Tours and Rentals loses
the
> thread. Besides, there's the problem of tiddler engines Americans refuse
to
> tolerate:
>
> Engine 2003 Land Rover Freelander
> Type 90-degree transversely mounted V6, 24 valves, double overhead
camshafts
> (DOHC)
> Construction Cast aluminum-alloy cylinder heads and block. Wet cast-iron
> cylinder liners
> Displacement 2.5 liters (152 cu. in./2,497 cc)
> Bore x Stroke 3.15 x 3.27 in. (80 x 83 mm)
> Compression Ratio 10.5:1
> Horsepower @ rpm 174 hp @ 6,250 rpm
> Torque @ rpm 177 lb.-ft @ 4,000 rpm
>
>
> That little squeaky shrieker would be run over by proper vehicles....
Yet they sell so well all over the world. The German owners of Jeep must
have some plans to revive Jeep sales though, perhaps diesel engines.
nick
"Chris Fleitman" <chrisf...@netscape.net> wrote in message
> >>>>>>>A better choice (even if it does look like an airport shuttle bus)
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>http://www.colonialairstream.com/2003models/b_van_overview.html
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>I already have a motor home similar in appearance. Why would I want
a
> >>>>>>shuttle bus?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>It just looks like a shuttle bus, apparently its a camper.
> >>>>
> >>>>Mebbe I should have looked at more than the picture.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Feast your eyes on the German engineering.
> >>
> >>Like the A-bomb? Yeah, we have that.
> >
> >
> > And your moon rockets.
>
> What moon rockets? We don't head that way anymore.
You remember, the ones built by Nazi war criminals that kept blowing up on
launch, that's why the moon landings had to be filmed on a set in Area 51.
I'm sure Von Braun and co still all got medals for coming second to the
Russians in the space race though.
Chris Fleitman
You keep saying this nonsense as if you think you're going to convinces
even the antis.
nick
"Chris Fleitman" <chrisf...@netscape.net> wrote in message
> >>>>>>>>>A better choice (even if it does look like an airport shuttle
bus)
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>http://www.colonialairstream.com/2003models/b_van_overview.html
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>I already have a motor home similar in appearance. Why would I
want
> >>>>>>>
> > a
> >
> >>>>>>>>shuttle bus?
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>It just looks like a shuttle bus, apparently its a camper.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Mebbe I should have looked at more than the picture.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Feast your eyes on the German engineering.
> >>>>
> >>>>Like the A-bomb? Yeah, we have that.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>And your moon rockets.
> >>
> >>What moon rockets? We don't head that way anymore.
> >
> >
> > You remember, the ones built by Nazi war criminals that kept blowing up
on
> > launch, that's why the moon landings had to be filmed on a set in Area
51.
> >
> > I'm sure Von Braun and co still all got medals for coming second to the
> > Russians in the space race though.
>
> You keep saying this nonsense as if you think you're going to convinces
> even the antis.
Wernher Von Braun got you into space did he not?
Wernher Von Braun was a war criminal was he not?
Your Russian homies won the space race did they not?
Chris Fleitman
I think he made my coffee.
> Your Russian homies won the space race did they not?
Umm.... no.
nick
"Chris Fleitman" <chrisf...@netscape.net> wrote in message
> >>>I'm sure Von Braun and co still all got medals for coming second to the
> >>>Russians in the space race though.
> >>
> >>You keep saying this nonsense as if you think you're going to convinces
> >>even the antis.
> >
> >
> > Wernher Von Braun got you into space did he not?
> >
> > Wernher Von Braun was a war criminal was he not?
>
> I think he made my coffee.
Did he cook you your breakfast too?
> > Your Russian homies won the space race did they not?
>
> Umm.... no.
They did honest, there's no need to be bashful.
Chris Fleitman
nick wrote:
> "Chris Fleitman" <chrisf...@netscape.net> wrote in message
>
>
>
>>>>>I'm sure Von Braun and co still all got medals for coming second to the
>>>>>Russians in the space race though.
>>>>
>>>>You keep saying this nonsense as if you think you're going to convinces
>>>>even the antis.
>>>
>>>
>>>Wernher Von Braun got you into space did he not?
>>>
>>>Wernher Von Braun was a war criminal was he not?
>>
>>I think he made my coffee.
>
>
> Did he cook you your breakfast too?
Nah, my wife did that.
>>>Your Russian homies won the space race did they not?
>>
>>Umm.... no.
>
>
> They did honest, there's no need to be bashful.
Is that an Olympic event?
nick
"Chris Fleitman" <chrisf...@netscape.net> wrote in message
> >>>>>I'm sure Von Braun and co still all got medals for coming second to
the
> >>>>>Russians in the space race though.
> >>>>
> >>>>You keep saying this nonsense as if you think you're going to
convinces
> >>>>even the antis.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Wernher Von Braun got you into space did he not?
> >>>
> >>>Wernher Von Braun was a war criminal was he not?
> >>
> >>I think he made my coffee.
> >
> >
> > Did he cook you your breakfast too?
>
> Nah, my wife did that.
She's well trained.
> >>>Your Russian homies won the space race did they not?
> >>
> >>Umm.... no.
> >
> >
> > They did honest, there's no need to be bashful.
>
> Is that an Olympic event?
Are there any humble Americans?
Chris Fleitman
nick wrote:
> "Chris Fleitman" <chrisf...@netscape.net> wrote in message
>
>
>>>>>>>I'm sure Von Braun and co still all got medals for coming second to
>>>>>>
> the
>
>>>>>>>Russians in the space race though.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You keep saying this nonsense as if you think you're going to
>>>>>
> convinces
>
>>>>>>even the antis.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Wernher Von Braun got you into space did he not?
>>>>>
>>>>>Wernher Von Braun was a war criminal was he not?
>>>>
>>>>I think he made my coffee.
>>>
>>>
>>>Did he cook you your breakfast too?
>>
>>Nah, my wife did that.
>
>
> She's well trained.
Well, the day before I cooked dinner and desert.
>>>>>Your Russian homies won the space race did they not?
>>>>
>>>>Umm.... no.
>>>
>>>
>>>They did honest, there's no need to be bashful.
>>
>>Is that an Olympic event?
>
>
> Are there any humble Americans?
--
Phxbrd
I've heard they're about to return to their roots and bring out an updated
version of the WWII model - small and compact.
Phxbrd
> Are there any humble Americans?
Fuck humble. It's for engles and other losers with nothing of which to be
proud. It would be a lie for most of us.
nick
Would obese Americans fit in it?
Phxbrd
You were hungry when you wrote that, weren't you? Have some mushy peas....
jren57
mushy peas are nutritious and delicious, you should have some Les, or even
some Pease pudding.
photographer
Ahhh!!! Mushy peas - Northern Caviar
nick
You Americans are obsessed with food.
> Have some mushy peas....
Better than grits.
Phxbrd
> mushy peas are nutritious and delicious, you should have some Les, or
even
> some Pease pudding.
Mushy peas have all flavor and nutritive cooked out of them. Try again.
I don't know pease pudding, but I know of your black pudding. I'd rather
suck goat snot.
Phxbrd
"photographer" <chrisphot...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:bgm9sm$lp0$1...@news7.svr.pol.co.uk...
You need some grits. Don't leave home without them.
Phxbrd
> > Have some mushy peas....
>
> Better than grits.
Certainly not with fried eggs. Nothing is better. How would you know?
Trust me. Have I ever lied to you?
photographer
Wrong again, Hammond.
> Don't leave home without them.
In the unlikely event that I found them in my home then I would, as I left
the house, take them out to the bin.
nick
photographer
> Have I ever lied to you?
Often, Leslie. You seem incapable of telling the truth.
Phxbrd
I'm hurt. I may have to reconsider our relationship.
Phxbrd
> > Have I ever lied to you?
>
> Often, Leslie. You seem incapable of telling the truth.
Have you come around again for your weekly bitchslapping? Has it been that
long? My, how the time does fly.
Do you want it across both cheeks or all across your cock sucker?
nick
> I'm hurt. I may have to reconsider our relationship.
BOB, England not in Europe...
photographer
>
> > > Have I ever lied to you?
> >
> > Often, Leslie. You seem incapable of telling the truth.
>
> Have you come around again for your weekly bitchslapping?
You are the one at the wrong end of a daily bitchslapping, Hammond. But then
you have always known that.
>Has it been that
> long?
You are losing it, dear chap.
>My, how the time does fly.
>
I'm told it does when it gets to your advanced age, Leslie.
> Do you want it across both cheeks or all across your cock sucker?
You are damn desperate, Hammond. You have been on the run from me for a
while now and you cannot say that you have just been ignoring me. If you
could have answered the challenges or had a comeback you would have. You
didn't and couldn't. Hence you evaded. You are just testing to see if it is
safe to come out.
Chris Fleitman
Well, Fatty, if you're having a problem getting inside the car, you
could always send it to a custom bodyshop.
Phxbrd
Have nick tell you about the tumescent flea floating on a leaf....
nick
"Chris Fleitman" <chrisf...@netscape.net> wrote in message
> > Would obese Americans fit in it?
>
> Well, Fatty, if you're having a problem getting inside the car, you
> could always send it to a custom bodyshop.
You don't still think I'm an American do you?
Chris Fleitman
You're obsessed with fat Americans living in trailer parks.
>>Have some mushy peas....
>
>
> Better than grits.
>
>
Chris Fleitman
Nice try, you Brits aren't getting off that easy - you're European
whether you want to believe it or not.
nick
"Chris Fleitman" <chrisf...@netscape.net> wrote in message
> >>>>>>Have some mushy peas....
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Better than grits.
> >>>>
> >>>>Certainly not with fried eggs. Nothing is better. How would you
> >>>
> > know?
> >
> >>>>Trust me. Have I ever lied to you?
> >>>
> >>>Yes.
> >>
> >>I'm hurt. I may have to reconsider our relationship.
> >
> >
> > BOB, England not in Europe...
>
> Nice try, you Brits aren't getting off that easy - you're European
> whether you want to believe it or not.
Tell that to your homie Phuxie.
nick
Chris Fleitman
I never said you were American.
Phxbrd
My name is neither Merriam or Webster. Why waste your time in futile
argument with me just because I drew your attention to truth and reality?
Killing the messenger again, innit.
>
>
>
nick
"Phxbrd" <phx...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> > > >>>>>>Have some mushy peas....
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>>Better than grits.
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>>Certainly not with fried eggs. Nothing is better. How would you
> > > >>>
> > > > know?
> > > >
> > > >>>>Trust me. Have I ever lied to you?
> > > >>>
> > > >>>Yes.
> > > >>
> > > >>I'm hurt. I may have to reconsider our relationship.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > BOB, England not in Europe...
> > >
> > > Nice try, you Brits aren't getting off that easy - you're European
> > > whether you want to believe it or not.
> >
> > Tell that to your homie Phuxie.
>
> My name is neither Merriam or Webster.
It's Leslie innit?
> Why waste your time in futile argument with me just because I drew your
attention to truth and reality?
> Killing the messenger again, innit.
Even Chris knows Britain is in Europe.
nick
"Chris Fleitman" <chrisf...@netscape.net> wrote in message
> >>>Would obese Americans fit in it?
> >>
> >>Well, Fatty, if you're having a problem getting inside the car, you
> >>could always send it to a custom bodyshop.
> >
> >
> > You don't still think I'm an American do you?
>
> I never said you were American.
I thought you did.
Phxbrd
About all we get done around here is straighten you out.
photographer
>
> My name is neither Merriam or Webster.
True. Your name is Marian or Wendy; sorry I meant that other girly name,
Leslie.
>Why waste your time in futile
> argument with me
It can be a little trying arguing with you I agree. The reason being that
you are so fucking stupid and so far up yourself that you cannot see when
you are wrong. Of course I am blessed with patience and here to correct your
many mistakes. You are lacking in confidence and self-worth, Hammond. Why
else would you make these empty boasts with regard to your supposed
intellectual superiority. Anyone who really believed that of themselves
would not feel the need to boast. It is so obvious that you are insecure
and, knowing no one else falls for your boasts, you try to convince yourself
of your pathetic claims. You are pitiful.
> just because I drew your attention to truth and reality?
You are a stranger to the truth/s and it is common knowledge that your grip
on reality is impaired due
to your medication.
> Killing the messenger again, innit.
More a case of showing up the fool for what he is. And you are a fool,
Hammond.
Chris Fleitman
That's because the Europeans won't admit to it. But then again, I
wouldn't admit to being European either.
nick
> You're easily duped.
Chris is a liar then?
nick
"Chris Fleitman" <chrisf...@netscape.net> wrote in message
> >>>>>>>>Have some mushy peas....
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>Better than grits.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Certainly not with fried eggs. Nothing is better. How would you
> >>>>>
> >>>know?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>>>Trust me. Have I ever lied to you?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Yes.
> >>>>
> >>>>I'm hurt. I may have to reconsider our relationship.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>BOB, England not in Europe...
> >>
> >>Nice try, you Brits aren't getting off that easy - you're European
> >>whether you want to believe it or not.
> >
> >
> > Tell that to your homie Phuxie.
>
> That's because the Europeans won't admit to it. But then again, I
> wouldn't admit to being European either.
You owned up to your Scottish/Russian blood.
Phxbrd
Chris plays you like an irish harp.
Chris Fleitman
No, a few times I suggested you lived in American but I never
said/thought you were American.
nick
"Chris Fleitman" <chrisf...@netscape.net> wrote in message
> >>>>>Would obese Americans fit in it?
> >>>>
> >>>>Well, Fatty, if you're having a problem getting inside the car, you
> >>>>could always send it to a custom bodyshop.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>You don't still think I'm an American do you?
> >>
> >>I never said you were American.
> >
> >
> > I thought you did.
>
> No, a few times I suggested you lived in American but I never
> said/thought you were American.
Why was that BTW?