CLINTON AND THE CHERRY TREE
-=BajaRat=-
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FATHER: William Jefferson Clinton, did YOU chop down the cherry
tree?
BILL: No, Father.
FATHER: Are you sure you didn't chop down that tree, Bill?
BILL: I swear I did NOT chop down the cherry tree.
FATHER: Son, I SAW you out here with your ax. Your punishment
will be much worse for you if you lie. Now, tell me the truth!
BILL: Dad, I answered your question truthfully. Still, I must
take complete responsibility for all my actions. While my answer
was legally accurate, and your question is not specific, I did
not volunteer information. Indeed, Father, the cherry tree is lying on
the ground. I deeply regret that. I can only tell you that you failed
to ask me the correct question. I WAS present when the cherry tree
fell. My answer may have misled you. I can only tell you that I was
motivated by many factors. First, by a desire to protect myself
from embarrassment by my own conduct. I was also very concerned
about protecting Mom. You asked if I chopped down the tree. I spoke
truthfully when I said I did not chop down the tree. I admit I did saw
the trunk of the tree with my little saw until it did fall of its own
accord. Then, I DID chop off the LIMBS of the tree with my ax. If you
will carefully examine the tree, you will find that there
are no ax marks on the TRUNK. There are only saw marks. Therefore, my
"No" answer to your question, "Bill, did you chop down the cherry
tree" was both legally correct and honest. I did not lie to you
Father. Now, had you asked, who SAWED down the cherry tree, I would
have answered differently. But, surely you cannot expect me to help
your form your questions, when they do, indeed, invade my privacy.
I ask you, Father, to turn away from your investigation, your
invasion of my right to privacy and your trick questions and let
us turn our attention to more important and pressing matters in
these trying times. Only by your abandoning your narrow views
can we build a strong, supportive, family which is concerned
about important matters of the day such as education, health
care and improving housing in the slave quarters. Thank you.
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The Father was found dead on the garage floor, lying in a pool of blood
with a hatchet embedded in his head. The Son is deeply sorry and can't
understand why his Father would commit suicide. He stated that he was a
heavy drinker and was always out of control.
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FATHER: BajaRatone, did YOU hop on that cherry boy in
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.teen boys??
BAJARAT: No, Father.
FATHER: Are you sure you didn't jump on that boy when you were down in
Mexico, and then take pictures of him and post them all over the net?
BAJARAT: I swear I did jump that cherry boy.
FATHER: Baja, I SAW you out here with your pants down, and a camera in
hand. Your punishment will be much worse for you if you lie. Now, tell
me the truth!
BAJARAT: Dad, I answered your question truthfully. Still, I must
take complete responsibility for all my actions. While my answer
was legally accurate, and your question is not specific, I did
not volunteer information. Indeed, Father, I laid that cherry boy
on the ground. I deeply regret that (I would have rather done him in
my boat). I can only tell you that you failed
to ask me the correct question. I WAS present when the cherry boy
fell. My answer may have misled you. I can only tell you that I was
motivated by many factors. First, by a desire to have a real boyfriend.
I was also very concerned
about protecting Des. He still thinks he's the only one. You asked if
I hopped down on the boy. I spoke truthfully when I said I did not hop
down on the boy. I admit I saw the trunk on that boy, and my little saw
just started whipping until it did it all on its own accord. Then, I DID
hop on the LIMBS of that boy with my ax. If you
will carefully examine the boy, you will find that there
are no ax marks on the TRUNK. There are only teeth marks. Therefore, my
"No" answer to your question, "Baja, did you hop down the cherry
boy" was both legally correct and honest. I did not lie to you
Father. Now, had you asked, who SAWED down the cherry boy, I would
have answered differently. But, surely you cannot expect me to help
your form your questions, when they do, indeed, invade my privacy.
I ask you, Father, to turn away from your investigation, your
invasion of my right to privacy and your trick questions, the constant
posting of my old pictures in newsgroups, publishing my real name and
address in the groups, outing me at VCT meetings, and let us turn our
attention to more important and pressing matters in
these trying times. Only by your abandoning your narrow views
can we build a strong, supportive, family which is concerned
about important matters of the day such as education, health
care and improving housing in the slave quarters, mojados boinking
while they collect welfare, them brown guys walking across the border
everyday, people making fun of me all over the internet, and finally the
the desperation I feel now that even the ugly boys wont come with me, no
matter how much I offer them. Thank you.