Fw: What should I do to marry a rich guy? JP Morgan
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Subject: FW: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
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Subject: FW: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year.
I'm
very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with
$500k
annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual
salary
of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York . My requirement
is
not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k
annual
salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry
rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k
annual
income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going
to
move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City
Garden ,
$250k annual income is not enough.
I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names
and
addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few
girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able
to
marry rich guys
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your
girlfriend? (My target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty
Here's a reply from a Wall Street Financial guy:
Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of
girls
out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to
analyze
your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more
than
$500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that
I'm
not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry
you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details
aside,
what you're trying to do is an exchange of beauty and money: Person A
provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However,
there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will
not
be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase
from
year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the
viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a
depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential
depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much
worried
10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position,
dating
with you is also a trading position. If the trade value dropped we will
sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term same goes
with
the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in
order
to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will
be
sold or leased. Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we
would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you
forget
looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could
make
yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has
better
chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in leasing services, do
contact me.
Signed,
J.P. Morgan
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