-steve 'i fuck dogs' werts AKA gs AKA bill hawk AKA a deadbeat loser
AKA has a deadbeat mom who cant hold down a job also
i cant believe i tried to sock as gary schooley the hairy ape
> -steve 'i fuck dogs' werts AKA gs AKA bill hawk AKA a deadbeat loser
> AKA has a deadbeat mom who cant hold down a job also
I don't know about Steve, but I'm getting somewhat tired of this. Bob,
please quit using my name in association with your rants; I have done
nothing to deserve this from you.
Steve and mapi were messing around after I quit posting under my real name,
and Steve accidentally posted under 'Bill Hawk' twice.
--
Bill Hawk
shut the fuck up Steve Wertz AKA Bill Hawk AKA Gary Schooley.
You know something Steve, Robert and Mapi know exactly how to play you like
a violin.
You're only fun as long as you continue to fight back. They snap their
fingers- and you jump up and start dancing like a little puppet.
Is it because you enjoy the attention, albeit negative?
Steve, quit sneaking into my house and posting from my computer. Now. It's
not funny anymore.
Steve, you and I are probably the only ones who don't believe we're the same
person. (Actually, Brian Taylor could also vouch for that, but I doubt he
would, given the beating he's recently taken from this group)
Let's both show up at the next NNO - I generally skip those due to conflicts
with my "real" life, but will make an exception just to watch the expression
on mapi's face. So don't poison his drink until I get there, OK?
Did you really laugh when he dropped to the floor clutching his chest?
Wasn't a thread, remember I'm a communications specialist and therefore can
be reached by means other than Usenet.
He seemed like a really nice person. Some people seem to take other
people's opinions of them *way* too seriously, though, and therefore should
consider disqualifying themselves from Usenet, or at least groups of raving
lunatics like this one.
> Are you sure that was really Brian Taylor or Jeff Vopper? Mark
> Hayris or possibly even... Steve Wertz? C'mon people ... you need to
> learn to connect the dots if you think you're so hot at identifying
> the various USENET personas!
I have never claimed the ability to divine personalities from ISPs and IP
addresses. I just know I am not thee and vice versa.
> You have to admit Bill, though, that we make great sock puppets, as
> evidenced by this thread:
Yeah we do. But 'Serious Pig'? What kind of name is that? Plus, I never
did get that particular problem worked out; as a sock puppet I must admit
expect better support from you in the future.
>
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>
> Heck, we've even exchanged a fair amount of email. I tell you what,
> I'll be Brad Pitt and you can be Edward Norton (in the movie Fight
> Club). Or you can be Brad Pitt - doesn't matter to us, err, uh me.
Um, since I don't keep up with movies I don't know if this is some kinda
weird come-on or what. As your sock puppet, I respectfully decline the
offer, thanks though.
> -sw
But I will show up and tilt-a-brew at the next NNO, if it ever happens.
And Steve, you're getting to the point that you could claim the net.kook
magnet crown from Dusty, IMO.
> Not exactly. And he wasn't clutching his chest. At first we were
> just trying to get him up and to the bathroom. Then he asked "I gotta
> know what you put in that joint!". I assured him that it was 100% pot,
> but this wasn't exactly the place to talk about that right now, eh? I
> was serious and wasn't laughing in the least.
sounds like some good shit. how do we get an invite to this party?
ITS BECAUSE I LIEK THAT FUCKING DILDO UP MY FAT ASS SO FUCKING MUCH I
CANT FUCKING STAND IT ANYMORE! I MAKE HTTP://GOATSE.CX LOOK LIKE A
FUCKING GIRLSCOUTS PICKNICK! PLEASE, GIVE ME A HAIRY BUFOON LIKE GARY
SCHOOLEY TO RAPE UP THE ANUS! GARY GARY GARY I WANT YOUR HAIRY ANUS
NOW, YOU ACOHOLIC ASSFAGGOT.
-STEVE 'I EAT HAIRY ASS' WERTZ
SHUT THE FUCK UP STAVE WERTZ, YOU RETARDED DEADBEAT SACK OF SHIT THAT
CANT HOLD DOWN A JOB. FUCK OFF AND DIE ALREADY, AND MOVE OUT OF
MOMMY'S HOUSE ALREADY. HOLDING DOWN HER CABLE LINE JUST ISNT FUN
ANYMORE :(
-THE REAL FUKYHEAD STEVE 'I RAPE DOGS' WERTZ