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steve 'i fukr dogs' wertz

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Dec 2, 2002, 4:06:40 PM12/2/02
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or else, that gigantic sexy dog might give you a nasty disease. since
i neglected to use a condom, i have weird things growing on my peepee
now. did i mention i cant hold down a job either? did i mention that i
netkkkop these posts in order to censor others' thoughts? did i
mention that im an insane escaped mental patient who needs his meds?
did i mention that if someone stepped foot onto my property that id
shoot them for no reason (because im a paranoid bitch really) without
fear of the consequences? IE, im one stupid motherfucker. please kill
me.


-steve 'i fuck dogs' werts AKA gs AKA bill hawk AKA a deadbeat loser
AKA has a deadbeat mom who cant hold down a job also


i cant believe i tried to sock as gary schooley the hairy ape

Bill Hawk

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Dec 2, 2002, 10:15:12 PM12/2/02
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"steve 'i fukr dogs' wertz" <wertzd...@yahoo.com> wrote
[pathetic whinging removed]

> -steve 'i fuck dogs' werts AKA gs AKA bill hawk AKA a deadbeat loser
> AKA has a deadbeat mom who cant hold down a job also

I don't know about Steve, but I'm getting somewhat tired of this. Bob,
please quit using my name in association with your rants; I have done
nothing to deserve this from you.

Steve and mapi were messing around after I quit posting under my real name,
and Steve accidentally posted under 'Bill Hawk' twice.

--
Bill Hawk


steve 'i fukr dogs' wertz

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Dec 3, 2002, 4:19:49 AM12/3/02
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"Bill Hawk" <wh...@austin.rr.MAPSON.com> wrote in message news:<4lVG9.97986$Kj1.4...@twister.austin.rr.com>...

> "steve 'i fukr dogs' wertz" <wertzd...@yahoo.com> wrote
> [pathetic excuse skecked]

>
> > -steve 'i fuck dogs' werts AKA gs AKA bill hawk AKA a deadbeat loser
> > AKA has a deadbeat mom who cant hold down a job also
>
> I don't know*SMACKSMACK*

shut the fuck up Steve Wertz AKA Bill Hawk AKA Gary Schooley.

Sparx Fligh

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Dec 3, 2002, 11:46:50 AM12/3/02
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"Steve Sqwertz" <invalid@email> wrote in message
news:pchpuucf5ls36bfgv...@4ax.com...
> mapanari <fa...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >"Bill Hawk" <wh...@austin.rr.MAPSON.com> scribbled in
> >news:4lVG9.97986$Kj1.4...@twister.austin.rr.com:
> >Same IP address, except this time you larned yourself a lesson and made
> >sure you dint put your return addy as <steve...@texas.net>.
>
> I challenge you to find that post; It doesn't exist. Give it up mapi;
> you know practically nothing. And what you do know is just enough to
> make you look stupid.
>
> -sw

You know something Steve, Robert and Mapi know exactly how to play you like
a violin.
You're only fun as long as you continue to fight back. They snap their
fingers- and you jump up and start dancing like a little puppet.
Is it because you enjoy the attention, albeit negative?


Bill Hawk

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Dec 3, 2002, 11:30:10 AM12/3/02
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"mapanari" <fa...@hotmail.com> wrote
> "Bill Hawk" <wh...@austin.rr.MAPSON.com> scribbled in
> news:4lVG9.97986$Kj1.4...@twister.austin.rr.com:
>
> Same IP address, except this time you larned yourself a lesson and made
> sure you dint put your return addy as <steve...@texas.net>.
>

Steve, quit sneaking into my house and posting from my computer. Now. It's
not funny anymore.


Bill Hawk

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Dec 3, 2002, 11:33:03 AM12/3/02
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"Steve Sqwertz" <invalid@email> wrote

> "Sparx Fligh" <sp...@execs.com> wrote:
>
> >You know something Steve, Robert and Mapi know exactly how to play you
like
> >a violin.
> >You're only fun as long as you continue to fight back. They snap their
> >fingers- and you jump up and start dancing like a little puppet.
> >Is it because you enjoy the attention, albeit negative?
>
> You think I'm taking this more seriously than I am, then. Mapi really
> *does* beleive that I am BH, as well as that I poisoned his drink at
> B.D. Reileys last year. Here I'm giving him the chance to make a
> realization that all is not what he claims.

Steve, you and I are probably the only ones who don't believe we're the same
person. (Actually, Brian Taylor could also vouch for that, but I doubt he
would, given the beating he's recently taken from this group)

Let's both show up at the next NNO - I generally skip those due to conflicts
with my "real" life, but will make an exception just to watch the expression
on mapi's face. So don't poison his drink until I get there, OK?

Sparx Fligh

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Dec 3, 2002, 1:45:13 PM12/3/02
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"Steve Sqwertz" <invalid@email> wrote in message
news:ngjpuucu8ruuq1kup...@4ax.com...

> "Sparx Fligh" <sp...@execs.com> wrote:
>
> >You know something Steve, Robert and Mapi know exactly how to play you
like
> >a violin.
> >You're only fun as long as you continue to fight back. They snap their
> >fingers- and you jump up and start dancing like a little puppet.
> >Is it because you enjoy the attention, albeit negative?
>
> You think I'm taking this more seriously than I am, then. Mapi really
> *does* beleive that I am BH, as well as that I poisoned his drink at
> B.D. Reileys last year.

Did you really laugh when he dropped to the floor clutching his chest?


Spike

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Dec 3, 2002, 2:50:51 PM12/3/02
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In article <315H9.102429$Kj1.4...@twister.austin.rr.com>,
wh...@austin.rr.MAPSON.com says...
Hey can I get you to go to a party as anyone I choose? WHat do you
charge? ;)
Spike
--
I am Dyslexic of Borg
"You will be laminated"

Bill Hawk

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Dec 3, 2002, 2:25:26 PM12/3/02
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"Steve Sqwertz" <Serious Pig?> wrote
[...]

> >Steve, you and I are probably the only ones who don't believe we're the
same
> >person. (Actually, Brian Taylor could also vouch for that, but I doubt
he
> >would, given the beating he's recently taken from this group)
>
> I must have ignored that thread. I doubt that anybody thinks we're
> the same; Not many people belive the rantings of Mapi and Robert
> Camacho.

Wasn't a thread, remember I'm a communications specialist and therefore can
be reached by means other than Usenet.

He seemed like a really nice person. Some people seem to take other
people's opinions of them *way* too seriously, though, and therefore should
consider disqualifying themselves from Usenet, or at least groups of raving
lunatics like this one.

> Are you sure that was really Brian Taylor or Jeff Vopper? Mark
> Hayris or possibly even... Steve Wertz? C'mon people ... you need to
> learn to connect the dots if you think you're so hot at identifying
> the various USENET personas!

I have never claimed the ability to divine personalities from ISPs and IP
addresses. I just know I am not thee and vice versa.

> You have to admit Bill, though, that we make great sock puppets, as
> evidenced by this thread:

Yeah we do. But 'Serious Pig'? What kind of name is that? Plus, I never
did get that particular problem worked out; as a sock puppet I must admit
expect better support from you in the future.

>
<http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&frame=right&th=
3b056e5fca377c11&seekm=3CD70A01.53AB6FD1%40hotmail.com#link1>
>
> Heck, we've even exchanged a fair amount of email. I tell you what,
> I'll be Brad Pitt and you can be Edward Norton (in the movie Fight
> Club). Or you can be Brad Pitt - doesn't matter to us, err, uh me.

Um, since I don't keep up with movies I don't know if this is some kinda
weird come-on or what. As your sock puppet, I respectfully decline the
offer, thanks though.

> -sw

But I will show up and tilt-a-brew at the next NNO, if it ever happens.

And Steve, you're getting to the point that you could claim the net.kook
magnet crown from Dusty, IMO.

Cambie

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Dec 3, 2002, 2:46:18 PM12/3/02
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Steve Sqwertz wrote:

> Not exactly. And he wasn't clutching his chest. At first we were
> just trying to get him up and to the bathroom. Then he asked "I gotta
> know what you put in that joint!". I assured him that it was 100% pot,
> but this wasn't exactly the place to talk about that right now, eh? I
> was serious and wasn't laughing in the least.


sounds like some good shit. how do we get an invite to this party?

steve 'i fukr dogs' wertz

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Dec 4, 2002, 5:00:47 PM12/4/02
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"Sparx Fligh" <sp...@execs.com> wrote in message news:<_d5H9.114304$8D.28...@twister.austin.rr.com>...


ITS BECAUSE I LIEK THAT FUCKING DILDO UP MY FAT ASS SO FUCKING MUCH I
CANT FUCKING STAND IT ANYMORE! I MAKE HTTP://GOATSE.CX LOOK LIKE A
FUCKING GIRLSCOUTS PICKNICK! PLEASE, GIVE ME A HAIRY BUFOON LIKE GARY
SCHOOLEY TO RAPE UP THE ANUS! GARY GARY GARY I WANT YOUR HAIRY ANUS
NOW, YOU ACOHOLIC ASSFAGGOT.

-STEVE 'I EAT HAIRY ASS' WERTZ

steve 'i fukr dogs' wertz

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Dec 6, 2002, 6:11:46 PM12/6/02
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"Bill Hawk" <wh...@austin.rr.MAPSON.com> wrote in message news:<4lVG9.97986$Kj1.4...@twister.austin.rr.com>...
> "steve 'i fukr dogs' wertz" <wertzd...@yahoo.com> wrote
> [pathetic whinging removed]
>
> > -steve 'i fuck dogs' werts AKA gs AKA bill hawk AKA a deadbeat loser
> > AKA has a deadbeat mom who cant hold down a job also
>
> I don't know*THUNK*

SHUT THE FUCK UP STAVE WERTZ, YOU RETARDED DEADBEAT SACK OF SHIT THAT
CANT HOLD DOWN A JOB. FUCK OFF AND DIE ALREADY, AND MOVE OUT OF
MOMMY'S HOUSE ALREADY. HOLDING DOWN HER CABLE LINE JUST ISNT FUN
ANYMORE :(


-THE REAL FUKYHEAD STEVE 'I RAPE DOGS' WERTZ

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